Sunday, 7 November 2010

Twitter Message Archive for GarlicT - created 2010-11-07 by Tweet Scan
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GarlicT" Started sharing my tweets with non-twitter friends by sending tweets right into their email using http://TweetToEmail.com #TweetToEmail"1289180622http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/13591548704890881359154870489088
GarlicT" Weird Al Yankovic - The Snoop Dogg Interview http://t.co/K7PfBVL via @youtube #funny"1289021433http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/706565887754240706565887754240
GarlicT" Ridley Scott is best when he isn't making overblown macho epics. Watching In Her Shoes on more4."1289010644http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/661314464653312661314464653312
GarlicT" iPads sounded like sanitary towels. Galaxy Tabs sound like chocolate cigarettes."1289008932http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/654133388382208654133388382208
GarlicT" Jon Stewart appears to be interviewing his gay Doppelganger."1289008294http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/651457183358976651457183358976
GarlicT" I wisp to wasp my Iwisp wispwasp."1289008152http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/650864947625984650864947625984
GarlicT" I'm burning up your love. I can't see I can't get enough. I'm on FIRE. Owwww oooowwwwww Fire. I'm on FIRE Owwwww ooooowwwww I'm burnin' up!"1289007985http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/650160933703680650160933703680
GarlicT" Cross the bracken crush the frosty sphagnum moss and not see the tiny gammarus swimming in the stream. Behold the sugarloaf hilltop!"1289007870http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/649679075287040649679075287040
GarlicT" I'm just a puppy on a string. Being splashed by my cider drinking crusty owner."1289007658http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/648791682191360648791682191360
GarlicT" @awakeningcoach I remember chatting to a woman on a long train journey. It felt as if I were talking to one face of a collective feminine."1289007524http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/648229104394240648229104394240
GarlicT" @missdaisyfrost They're on strike! Good on'em."1288963233http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/462459479523329462459479523329
GarlicT" I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell."1288963149http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/462105723535360462105723535360
GarlicT" Yesterday a member of my library referred to herself as a talking book widow as her husband is plugged into them all day until bedtime."1288896846http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2966967348829669673488
GarlicT" Sorry just channelling Stephen I and I."1288856175http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2963253458629632534586
GarlicT" Is it because I is tall and posh?"1288856077http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2963241514729632415147
GarlicT" @debonbon you should just pull out ya dingo and sling it up her kangaroo. Bet she likes a dog up her. @stephenfry was so wrong about Sheilas"1288855740http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2963199429829631994298
GarlicT" My new colleague suggested I put a sign on the display Have you had your 5 laughs today? complete with pictures of giggling fruit."1288853521http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2962917411529629174115
GarlicT" I'm preparing a display at the library of funny books fiction or non-fiction. Please suggest any books that made you nearly wet yrself. Tks"1288853375http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2962897866229628978662
GarlicT" @deekdeekster thanks for saying nice things about the limerick :)"1288853120http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2962863231829628632318
GarlicT" Right now I've got that out of my system I'm going to bed. Goodnight Norma goodnight Scott goodnight Michael (keep singing but be cool)."1288851574http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2962649729129626497291
GarlicT" International Limerick Writers Month - my first contribution http://post.ly/19Xf2"1288851217http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2962600721329626007213
GarlicT" bit.trip beat is a great game for PC. I control it with the smooth roller ball on my mouse. It totally rots your brain! http://bit.ly/9nPDEh"1288847915http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2962152076229621520762
GarlicT" Glint Feastwood. Glad Fitt. Gary Frant. Gargoyle Franzipan."1288834957http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2960427721329604277213
GarlicT" I grabbed him by the gilded beans that's what tradition means. Bye Bye @stephenfry The man who can serve it up but can't open and receive."1288834545http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2960377853729603778537
GarlicT" You can ring my beah eah ell you can ring my bell end ring it ring ring! Bongo shadwap oolang surnip boyzod gammyfloo nuppyfluff wipkrocker."1288834374http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2960357798429603577984
GarlicT" @AstonishingSod Glad to see I'm not the only one who finds the use of addicting unbearable."1288833497http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2960253015929602530159
GarlicT" Grant Morrisons Batman Inc. Births Comics First Zen Billionaire | Underwire | http://bit.ly/coNE7e http://bit.ly/aJqy5T"1288791307http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2955298682629552986826
GarlicT" Lady's Fingers? I dunno. Fuck it. I'm not Vladimir Putin."1288764925http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2952594387029525943870
GarlicT" Lay Ladies Fingers Lay #curriedDylan"1288764827http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2952580382729525803827
GarlicT" Danny Baker got the Big C. Hope he kicks it up the Big A."1288764718http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2952564843229525648432
GarlicT" Badabingbobum. Gumboy's Adventures. Great game. I must play it again. One day..."1288764640http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2952553665029525536650
GarlicT" My spleen my pancreas my bile duct. They're weeping for you baby."1288764558http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2952541954029525419540
GarlicT" I shall now lay down my head and sleep. Dear sweet Lord show me the way to Lamb Town."1288677117http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2942333516829423335168
GarlicT" I have also recently moved to giffgaff and it is most pleasant to have 3G at home right now as T-mob was very hit and miss. No nearby mast."1288677046http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2942324110429423241104
GarlicT" RT: @ParisHilton We make a living by what we get but we make a life by what we give.Blowjobs."1288673920http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2941913290329419132903
GarlicT" Meanwhile 13 grandmothers are wondering how much carbon they burnt flying round and round the globe to make some Californian New Agers happy"1288673534http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2941863075229418630752
GarlicT" Soon we will be doing good deeds in order to get vouchers to buy things at Morrisons from homeless people to get vouchers for schools. WTF?"1288673334http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2941837364129418373641
GarlicT" So Morrison's are going to employ homeless people they have banners outside primary schools showing how much parents have raised. Soon..."1288673149http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2941813375029418133750
GarlicT" gado gado - Yurt - gado gado - Adonkay - gado gado - Meph - gado gado - Shubert - gado gado - Colon - gado gado"1288673080http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2941804390729418043907
GarlicT" @JanBR sorry I'm crap at twitter"1288472960http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2919678579129196785791
GarlicT" But it is expensive."1288472823http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2919659018529196590185
GarlicT" London tubes are not far behind. It's not easy being green."1288472797http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2919655439929196554399
GarlicT" London buses are a fucking disaster."1288472757http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2919649602029196496020
GarlicT" Harriet Harman called Danny Alexander a ginger rodent. Ha ha. That is one for the political insult hall of fame."1288468822http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2919072385929190723859
GarlicT" @dfrw in a secondary school off Tollington Park. It was good to get back in the wu saddle."1288468220http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2918984463029189844630
GarlicT" @dfrw @JanBR Was that sex with yourself? ;-)"1288468113http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2918969215829189692158
GarlicT" @JanBR Exactly I used to look up sexual intercourse in the dictionary and the definition was simply coitus very disappointing :)"1288468025http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2918956526929189565269
GarlicT" Off to Oxford for a weekend of righteousness."1288467690http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2918908254629189082546
GarlicT" I went to a new tai chi class just 10 min walk from home. Some other people had travelled from Kent Surrey and Southampton!"1288467635http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2918900195429189001954
GarlicT" #ff @alaindebotton quite clever isn't he?"1288318869http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2902419740429024197404
GarlicT" Sign up for Flickr with your Google Account! Bit surprising Yahoo allowing new members to sign in with rivals logon id http://bit.ly/anx2bH"1288315864http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2902082202629020822026
GarlicT" @dfrw I hope your cold passes quickly and you feel much better soon x"1288312696http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2901742640629017426406
GarlicT" @dfrw sorry it was a bit of a stupid comment regarding house prices. None of my business. I have a strange and unhealthy obsession with them"1288312665http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2901739315129017393151
GarlicT" @dfrw Sell before any big drops or hold on because London is different? I'd hold on because it's great to have a pad in London full stop."1288311751http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2901640124129016401241
GarlicT" Why did banks give home loans to people who they knew couldn't pay? http://bit.ly/92bTon #houseprices just in case you didn't know yet sigh"1288273808http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2897090880828970908808
GarlicT" RT @guardiannews: UK house prices fall faster than expected http://gu.com/p/2ky56/tf /Crap article doesn't mention that prices NEED to fall!"1288270694http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2896839514128968395141
GarlicT" The Guardian | 'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US schools. Here is the link http://bit.ly/ausneZ"1288180615http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2886713714328867137143
GarlicT" My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Harmonia (2) Bread (1) & Paul Keogh (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cvdNrZ"1288102012http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2877286013128772860131
GarlicT" field walk to the sea http://flic.kr/p/8N5ko1"1288063040http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2873013167828730131678
GarlicT" @oelbrenner Boognish is watching your every move."1288062933http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2872999415728729994157
GarlicT" The desktop wallpapers from the windows 7 Scenes theme are really nice to just gaze at."1288059396http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2872568381628725683816
GarlicT" @dfrw :) Ta na na Ta na na na I got spades full of soil on my boots."1288059201http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2872545724228725457242
GarlicT" ...the few people who thought I don't believe this Is atheism purely a modern phenomenon? I don't think so."1288051570http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871743313028717433130
GarlicT" Our archaeology teachers said that these neolithic folk would live by an ideology and cosmology. But I always asked what about the ....."1288051471http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871732457928717324579
GarlicT" @dfrw I like that thought. There is a fascination in interpretations of myths as echoes from a distant prehistorical past that I share."1288051320http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871715986728717159867
GarlicT" Anyway rainbows fluffy bunnies balloons hearts and diamonds and buttercups."1288051126http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871694242728716942427
GarlicT" I'd love to see the toilets of Canary Wharf backing up with all their shit and swilling through the offices. Would'nt be nice for the cleane"1288051070http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871688375628716883756
GarlicT" @dfrw What's a Nisse?"1288050912http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871671503928716715039
GarlicT" Now let's consider some Wealth Creators. Estate Agents Solicitors Usury workers (banks etc) Advertisers Tabloid journalists. Nice bunch!"1288050775http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871656571328716565713
GarlicT" Don't forget sewage workers may work for a private company now but they're still funded by compulsory tax. So NOT wealth creators"1288050652http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871643292728716432927
GarlicT" Take away binmen teachers nurses road builders social workers police firemen etc and then see how much these Wealth Creators can make."1288050564http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2871633638028716336380
GarlicT" I am reading about - Jacques Vallee's Stating The Obvious: I Product - Boing Boing. Here is the link http://bit.ly/a5SnXi"1287983948http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2864259510928642595109
GarlicT" Happy Talking Happy Talk.Talk About Hippies In The Sun."1287961207http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2861574097428615740974
GarlicT" It feels like fear so I'm staying home. Don't want my soft parts gored by cold steel. Figuratively speaking."1287960993http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2861549172628615491726
GarlicT" Big dose of nervous energy and unspent love from the source of time. Feeling it tonight."1287960874http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2861535327428615353274
GarlicT" Then out of that hole popped two arms and two legs and finally a head. Its eyes looked around. Hallo they seemed to say. Bumpeedoodahrainbow"1287809518http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2845132701028451327010
GarlicT" I am a hole inside a hole. You'll have had yer hole? A hole's a hole. And yet inside that hole is another hole and that second hole is me."1287809315http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2845108521328451085213
GarlicT" I walked into a black hole the other day. Not too bad. Just lost a little time and matter. Woke up in a new city with no ties to the past."1287809155http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2845089252228450892522
GarlicT" Three thousand five hundred and seventy six tweets! That's quite a lot of fragments of genius if I do say so myself."1287808827http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2845050238428450502384
GarlicT" @davidshrigley Hey Shriggers what's happening man?"1287807955http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844945922728449459227
GarlicT" Let's throw away the silly butter and the licky dee split. I'm jointing up this case of red meats. Whale steaks. I've got red bloody hands."1287807767http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844923127128449231271
GarlicT" Cyrus Cyrus starts off with a family of toilet cleaners in India and ends up on the river Styx on the way to Hades. You should read it."1287807490http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844889280928448892809
GarlicT" Have you heard about Wiki Leaks the incontinent juggler?"1287807347http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844872091528448720915
GarlicT" That was definitely his best book. I found it at the Hillhead Library in Glasgow on Byres Road. I wonder if it is still there?"1287807201http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844854457228448544572
GarlicT" Adam Zameenzad wrote a great book called Cyrus Cyrus. In it he argued convincingly against restaurant culture and coventional weapons."1287807083http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844840152428448401524
GarlicT" Vee vent to this reshtoerannt und ayte deez eencredeebull meoll vat voss sho funtarshteek und efftarr zat vee vent to ein bar viz vizzkey!"1287806949http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844823605128448236051
GarlicT" Frogs don't kill people Snails do."1287806740http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2844798045628447980456
GarlicT" This all happened 60 years ago. He spotted Walter's pic in a Tony Curtis biography and the bitter memories came flooding back. So he told me"1287792571http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2843203545228432035452
GarlicT" While the old fella was out at work Walter Matthau set to work on his girlfriend and wooed her away. So upset this man moved to London."1287792488http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2843194116328431941163
GarlicT" Old fella in the library today. He lived in a house in Birmingham had his first job. Young Polish American was renting a room Walter Matthau"1287792406http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2843184589828431845898
GarlicT" It ain't necessarily so. It ain't necessarily so. My balls ain't dropped I'm on Top of the Pops. It ain't necessarily so."1287792000http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2843135927328431359273
GarlicT" Tiddles. Tiddles! I swept out your nest today Tiddles. You left dead mice and birds Tiddles. Stop Killing Tiddles! I feed you every day."1287791167http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2843037403528430374035
GarlicT" Tiddles. Tiddles! You've shat on the carpet again. Tiddles. YOu old flea bag. Tiddles. What are you going to do? You wipe it up Tiddles."1287790994http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2843016844328430168443
GarlicT" I'm gonna burst live onto the set of Newsnight with fag and G&T in hand. I'll kneel down weeping and rest my head on Kirsty Wark's lap. Art!"1287790569http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2842966148128429661481
GarlicT" I'm going to write small art pieces for the kindle market. They will self- destruct before you've finished reading the first few words."1287790124http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2842914949028429149490
GarlicT" I'm a tweet artist. Send me money and I'll send you 140 characters of fine textual art. DM of course."1287789892http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2842888604528428886045
GarlicT" Damien Hirst #radio4 this interview is being conducted in bed"1287789777http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2842875935028428759350
GarlicT" I did a single-handed #GOLW event this morining at Queen's Crescent Library. Went pretty well. All men this time!"1287779085http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2841462942128414629421
GarlicT" Samuel Pepys probably felt like this some mornings."1287749388http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2838172635928381726359
GarlicT" I feel very zonked and can hardly move from my bed. Yet I must."1287749309http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2838166791028381667910
GarlicT" The Sex Pistols are a sort of Pub Rock version of Hawkwind."1287749083http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2838149231528381492315
GarlicT" Melanie Philips puts words in people's mouths. Vile bile spouting meaning twisting dragon. #radio4 #moralmaze"1287621587http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2795933243427959332434
GarlicT" Melanie Philips is such a hideous bitch. #radio4"1287621434http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2795916492927959164929
GarlicT" I work til 7pm holding the fort while others go on the demo at Downing street. Hopefully there will be a general strike I can join later on."1287576287http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2790899817127908998171
GarlicT" Brain frog or Brain fog? See? It has already started."1287576080http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2790885223327908852233
GarlicT" I really should have had far more sleep. I'm going to have a very long and wobbly day at work stumbling through a brain frog. DEMONSTRATE!"1287576037http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2790882171627908821716
GarlicT" Now hear the bassline and the sax. Time to slip into something more comfortable. I wish you all the dirtiest dreams. Chewing soap won't help"1287553827http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788557235027885572350
GarlicT" Goodnight. It really is far far too late. Even the owls are packing up."1287553667http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788535527027885355270
GarlicT" There are those pesky facts getting in the way again."1287552755http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788409715727884097157
GarlicT" @deekdeekster dammit ;-)"1287552658http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788396746127883967461
GarlicT" Hungry like the gulf. I'm free falling. The terrain rushes towards away towards me. If it wasn't for the air pressure on my neck I'd vomit."1287552577http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788385717527883857175
GarlicT" But what do I know. A butterfly wing melted a flake chocolate and cold October nights slow wasps to a virtual standstill."1287552404http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788362551327883625513
GarlicT" Maybe the seeds were manufactured by gulag victims with one kidney. Two years of making seeds? Not even Damian Hirst would force such labour"1287552289http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788346987527883469875
GarlicT" @deekdeekster yeah I guess they realised we were gonna all slip a few souvenir seeds into our jeans. Why come up with that dust claptrap?"1287551944http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788299863927882998639
GarlicT" I should have been asleep. What in hell am I doing? Am I autistic? Spectrum variant beside the benchmark. Two times decent ten and wave 3."1287551788http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788278928027882789280
GarlicT" I spent the last hour analysing what motherboard was in my pc and whether I could get an exact replica of the 2gb of ram shoved in it."1287551690http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788265520527882655205
GarlicT" Load of old wank."1287551555http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788247351727882473517
GarlicT" Typical of the competitive aesthete who must travel somewhere before it is spoilt or like a musician before they're well known. Bloody art."1287551533http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788244375027882443750
GarlicT" By telling us the info she has prevented us from repeating her pure experience of the work. I think that is quite mean and selfish."1287551438http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788231293027882312930
GarlicT" A woman from The Observer wrote details of how this work of art was created. Then she said she was glad she saw it before knowing the facts."1287551340http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788217976227882179762
GarlicT" I was interested in walking on thousands of porcelain sunflower seeds in the Tate Modern gallery. Now I hear we have to stand aside for H&S"1287551200http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2788198632727881986327
GarlicT" Maybe this game will get you reading more http://armorgames.com/play/4287/silent-conversation #books #reading #literature"1287544432http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2787305310827873053108
GarlicT" Playing Small Worlds http://jayisgames.com/cgdc6/?gameID=9 @Jayisgames"1287541729http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2786992777627869927776
GarlicT" Read Twitter as a daily newspaper using paper.li http://t.co/TApCe2c /ha this looks kind of interesting"1287538457http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2786615131427866151314
GarlicT" Why can't we be a bit more French? The Guardian French strikers cause a stink in Marseille as Sarkozy problems pile up http://bit.ly/di1MTD"1287484132http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2780627233027806272330
GarlicT" How the rich avoid tax. Dispatches ch4 http://bit.ly/b1bjbB"1287464824http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2778347527027783475270
GarlicT" @deekdeekster nein nein keine bier habe ich getrunken nur ein bissen apfelsaft mit keine alkohol. und sehr gut wir shlafen diese nacht ya?"1287459929http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777660249327776602493
GarlicT" cool looking game Play flOw Online Or Download It For Free! - http://groovypost.com/tiny/6547 (via @groovypost)"1287457816http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777386029827773860298
GarlicT" I smashed pantalooon circus helmets with an appreciative giggleWine flowed in a canal again. http://bit.ly/bpHwv3"1287455261http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777079500727770795007
GarlicT" I collapsed the card house at osinacI rowed the galleon and nursed the brute's whip scarsI ordered seven courses of lemming pie"1287455228http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777075835427770758354
GarlicT" I gathered young standin Elvises sweating with nervesI lunched with a bearhug giver in the palladium cafehttp://bit.ly/bpHwv3"1287455191http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777071533727770715337
GarlicT" I opened gleaming hardshells slime slipping at the rockpoolI juiced a nectar berry at the sunrise festivalhttp://bit.ly/bpHwv3"1287455151http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777067013827770670138
GarlicT" I jackled with rangling flissarns in kleptovelt.I cycled freearm in nordic telescope rangeI heard french wedding bells echo underground"1287455120http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777063362627770633626
GarlicT" I got satan's pillow under my assI held a candle to Clarissa's eyeI undervarnished the clove bar.http://bit.ly/bpHwv3"1287455098http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777060796627770607966
GarlicT" Wine flowed in a canal again - spontaneous poem from 2006 http://bit.ly/bpHwv3"1287455036http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2777053610627770536106
GarlicT" Just finished my Set Up a Blog class for Get Online Week. Went pretty well I think. Had assistance from someone from central govt. Thanks!"1287423291http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2772984573527729845735
GarlicT" Joseph Markovitch of Hoxton http://bit.ly/boHIIB"1287351635http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2765290592027652905920
GarlicT" Bad headache. Going to two social events. Shite."1287264896http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2755619931927556199319
GarlicT" @taniaglyde lights off!"1287206549http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2749212886027492128860
GarlicT" I could sleep but I have to finish watching this Me Myself and Irene nonsense"1287204756http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2748985955327489859553
GarlicT" A minimalist life http://m.lifehacker.com/5663045/a-minimalist-lifestyle-does-not-make-you-a-better-person"1287203197http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2748796440827487964408
GarlicT" Johnny Rotten has finally turned into Rod Hull."1287197193http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2748086619327480866193
GarlicT" Why do people hate hipsters and love longjohns? The Guardian http://bit.ly/bBN1g5*"1287185226http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746704974827467049748
GarlicT" There are some seriously crappy looking 80s nostalgia gigs lined up for xmas at Wembley Arena and O2 Arena. The worst one has Midge Ure."1287184334http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746597024427465970244
GarlicT" Getting a new pc tomorrow. It may be a piece of shit but I can brag that it is cheap and nasty. I have a perverse love of shoddy tech."1287184120http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746570821727465708217
GarlicT" Its not easy to do #ff. How the hell do I add all the names to a tweet when I'm using my phone. I can't cut and paste you all. My excuse."1287184016http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746558111627465581116
GarlicT" RT @badlvillemojo: Tweet 'Em Up! #HI5 #FF http://plixi.com/p/50811944 @fatboymagazine @firstshowing @GameRant @GarlicT @geekami /ROCK HARD"1287183896http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746542956227465429562
GarlicT" @ediTLJ I look forward to it. You have the best interface. All I miss is an location ajustable trending topics with description of topic."1287183793http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746529976927465299769
GarlicT" Queens Crescent Library home to some very special guests this month for Black History Month. They're volunteering their time. Many thanks! X"1287183598http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746505089927465050899
GarlicT" I'm running this free Blog making session at Queens Crescent Library. Monday 18th October 10.30am http://bit.ly/bMQFPL"1287183337http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746472924827464729248
GarlicT" @themanwhofell apart from upstairs in the gay sam smiths"1287181544http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2746241226127462412261
GarlicT" @ediTLJ I have a G1 with a froyo rom. I have had this trouble with all previous roms. Clearing cache helps but last time had to reinstall."1287157382http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2742908536427429085364
GarlicT" Security guards accused over death of man being deported to Angola. http://bit.ly/bgoJcQ /This is a fucking disgrace."1287143453http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2741814691427418146914
GarlicT" I don't want a cup of Joe. I want two cups of Shlomo."1287116134http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738581172327385811723
GarlicT" How come @Seesmic for Android is so slow at loading up tweets when you refresh when the other clients do it instantly? Really annoying!"1287115719http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738527335627385273356
GarlicT" But fuck me I'm tired. Goodnight. I'm a man and I'll damn well curtsey when I want to."1287115504http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738499832227384998322
GarlicT" I also ordered God Ween Satan and Quebec by Ween. Both on 180g vinyl. Mmm New Vinyl."1287115404http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738486603427384866034
GarlicT" Looking forward to putting it all together installing windows and playing hunt the driver."1287115314http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738474782627384747826
GarlicT" My laptop is still being patchy so I ordered a cheap new PC for 220. Keyboard 3.50 wireless pci card 7 Graphics card 46."1287115203http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738460041127384600411
GarlicT" Too tired to yawn."1287114821http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2738412416427384124164
GarlicT" Wake up and say something you miserable slobs. Stop watching TV you are joining in the media's new Diana Moment with the Chilean miners."1286974719http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2722164144327221641443
GarlicT" I've favourited a YouTube video -- Jeremy Kyle Gets A Smack Round The Head With An Enve... http://youtu.be/OAneU22gAaM?a"1286951429http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2719536958427195369584
GarlicT" @dfrw it was nice rice pudding. Turkish version which is baked with lovely brown top mmm."1286942061http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2718128532627181285326
GarlicT" Yuji Oki - In a temple courtyard. 14th October - 13th November 2010 Beardsmore Gallery http://www.beardsmoregallery.com/"1286932566http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2717035567227170355672
GarlicT" The guy preparing my falafel wrap looked so tired. I showed empathy using body languange to express my own tiredness. He gave me a rice pud!"1286931907http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2716962155527169621555
GarlicT" My name is My name is My name is chicken tikka my name's Matthew."1286910594http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2714167706227141677062
GarlicT" Suck on you. Lionel Ritchie #oralsexsongs"1286885238http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2711673448627116734486
GarlicT" Why is George Osborne advertising Windows 7 on television?"1286849766http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2706945147027069451470
GarlicT" 'Cause fruit just isn't chewy enough."1286810341http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2702110080427021100804
GarlicT" So you did a painting on an ipad? If it is anything like as bad as David Hockney's computer art then please spare me. #opinionated"1283724759http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2309234590023092345900
GarlicT" I'm back from my distant family heartland in France. Had a great al fresco lunch with daughter of my grandpa's cousin yesterday. Very tasty."1282419338http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/2177263320021772633200
GarlicT" RT @Lisaansell: Does man speaking on C4 know that tax credits supplement ridiculous property prices? People on 24k wouldnt NEED tax cred ..."1277151603http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1671900980116719009801
GarlicT" RT @WWarped: I avoid arguments with the Mrs about the loo seat being up or down by pissing in the bath."1277065035http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1664188170216641881702
GarlicT" I still think Chinese Democracy was a great name for a futile rock album that was only listened to by seven and a half people."1276993824http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1658050190216580501902
GarlicT" RT @WWarped: Hitler does not like the vuvuzela http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ln_rqPpPk"1276762098http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1637279150116372791501
GarlicT" I could bite a thousand cherries and then tinker tailor soldier spy all the stones and still end up the candlestick maker."1276139259http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1580467113315804671133
GarlicT" Showgirls appears to be one of the worst films ever made."1276139094http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1580454649815804546498
GarlicT" If you quit following me when I've thrown you a few prunes you're guaranteed to miss out on the impossible diamonds that will then manifest."1276138275http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1580398702715803987027
GarlicT" magpies fighting http://flic.kr/p/896XDC"1276133533http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1580049774915800497749
GarlicT" pigeon courtship - three images merged to show action http://flic.kr/p/894sTx"1276133399http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1580037137215800371372
GarlicT" Paxman's patronising assault on Diane Abbot. He wanted to make her the naive woman who should keep out of big boys' business #ukpolitics"1276122153http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1580430640215804306402
GarlicT" I'm sitting in one of my special spots on Hampstead Heath. So peaceful here on a rainy day. They come and go. They shower they dress. I sit"1276121507http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1579030861715790308617
GarlicT" Michael row the boat ashore Hallelujah RIP"1276121503http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1579030602215790306022
GarlicT" RT @Lisaansell: Obama is never going to make this speech to Israel is he?"1276105029http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1579040840015790408400
GarlicT" @charltonbrooker so er hope you can still fit in bouts of sitting on your sofa wanking and weeping"1276104938http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1577859023115778590231
GarlicT" I'm in a coffee bar by Finchley Road tube. Nice polish girls serving and very good coffee but lame yuppie clientelle. Nothing like Nags Head"1276104061http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1577779636515777796365
GarlicT" I also left a favourite top I was wearing behind on the seat. I hope nothing important was in the pockets. Bollocks."1276103699http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1577747632915777476329
GarlicT" I just went nowhere on a tube train. There and back without getting out at my destination. I read newspaper and eyed a beautiful Indian girl"1276103611http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1577739572915777395729
GarlicT" I've favourited a YouTube video -- Talking Democracy Blues http://youtu.be/at10ezDb0Ao?a"1276078987http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1576077300615760773006
GarlicT" @RealBillBailey Just wanted to say you were great as the king of Rohan in the LOTR films"1276062093http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1574425417715744254177
GarlicT" Brighton Beach dream http://flic.kr/p/88HWon"1276028761http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1571364633315713646333
GarlicT" Great song on SoundClick: (District 9) Dubstep by Beastguy.Listen now: http://tinyurl.com/27y46tj"1276024812http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1570939158315709391583
GarlicT" Ah yes going on a tweeting rampage when you've had a skinful is always the right thing to do...."1275998622http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1568941600515689416005
GarlicT" Women are a bit too coy about men's nutsacks. I love every part of a woman with a passion. If I were a woman I'd be grabbing that nutsack."1275979202http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1567174640715671746407
GarlicT" @UncleDynamite funny twitterers are all well and good. But there aren't enough serious abstract surreal jolters out there. Do you agree?"1275978753http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1567125820615671258206
GarlicT" And on that pompous note I shall go to sleep and leave your babbling entries to carry on and pass me by like a fruit sausage in Runcie's bag"1275976622http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566897302715668973027
GarlicT" Perhaps the silent world I occupy is by design. My design."1275976502http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566885127315668851273
GarlicT" I would talk to you I would send replies and say something but you all write such mundane stuff and maybe I do too so what is the point?"1275976454http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566880304115668803041
GarlicT" Noone talks to me here and nobody talks to me out there. Nothing changes. I was born like this and so it shall ever be. Well hopefully not."1275976352http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566869990215668699902
GarlicT" Her Majesty has a cigarette holder made of ivory made of ivory. She smokes it deep into her lungs her royal lungs made of gold."1275976134http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566847194515668471945
GarlicT" Who's gonna smoke your bone tonight?"1275975834http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566815909615668159096
GarlicT" Its a given that you are hiding its an obvious manoeuvre but you should step out with your head held high and jump like a gazelle BANG!!"1275975716http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566804051015668040510
GarlicT" boy oh boy where is your girly curl? where is the discarded makeup set? where is the touch of blush? where be your micro socks and tights?"1275975572http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566789479015667894790
GarlicT" there are tendrils on the tundra they are very cold and grow ever so slowly but they can sneak in and out of the most unlikely places"1275975420http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566774456215667744562
GarlicT" I should have as many followers as @rejecter but you just can't get the pencil moustaches..."1275975307http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566763289815667632898
GarlicT" then the van door slides open and a carpet unrolls. it was designed three way by Andy Warhol Delia Smith and Pam Ayres. ugly but priceless"1275975210http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566753709815667537098
GarlicT" so the slow road to open sandy beach is with roman remains to the left and the right it takes you to a quiet expanse of sandy beach Turkey"1275975096http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566742433615667424336
GarlicT" truth is like a dull Joan Armatrading song give me your fantasy and we shall make it happen but let us forget it so it never becomes truth"1275975008http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566733539915667335399
GarlicT" this drip drip drip feed is refreshing me like no other intravenous device"1275974910http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566723764315667237643
GarlicT" I have barnacles hanging from every tentacle"1275974859http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566718742715667187427
GarlicT" so I am your hot internet date you can rush me away to a quiet dry hedge base and give me a series of serious hickies. This is it. so so so"1275974778http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566710828815667108288
GarlicT" I can hear bells ringing like quiet bells not church. but it is 1.23 in the morning and I'm in Holloway. Not an open field country hamlet."1275974680http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566700908815667009088
GarlicT" yokoono RT: @yokoono Theres No Place Like Nowhere (John Lennon Bermuda 1980) http://bit.ly/axKnk0 / thanks Yoko"1275973451http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566578551615665785516
GarlicT" ha ha another great image #apple #wwdc http://edge-cache.gizmodo.com/gizmodo/wwdc10/WWDC53.jpg"1275954150http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1564851432415648514324
GarlicT" this is just wrong LOL #apple #WWDC http://edge-cache.gizmodo.com/gizmodo/wwdc10/WWDC49.jpg"1275953332http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1564775628415647756284
GarlicT" bbcnews24 are really getting into this blood red backdrop to represent the government cuts - looks like a nasty horror film set SAW UK"1275952924http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1564737732315647377323
GarlicT" wooohh yyyyaaaaayy iphooonneee fouuuurrrr death blood brimstone treacle...."1275950064http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1564454656815644546568
GarlicT" Ok Cameron remove the public sector then and watch your Broken Britain expand massively. Good luck with that. #ukpolitics"1275920927http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1561791844015617918440
GarlicT" I agree with Cameron on the unsustainable financial sector and house price rises but don't like his attack on immigrants #ukpolitics"1275920639http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1561774195215617741952
GarlicT" Cameron is going to cut back on us his enemy but will not impose bank regulations against his friends who we have all bailed #ukpolitics"1275920402http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1561759151715617591517
GarlicT" Who is this this total tosser on bbc5live? #ukpolitics"1275919090http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1561679948115616799481
GarlicT" In the 1970s my mum would talk with some envy about the fabulous busts that some women had. Don't hear much bust today. #SundayTitTalk"1275884737http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558749093615587490936
GarlicT" Glands Horseshoes and Robin's merry men lend me your ears for I have been deafened by a sick soreness and a putrefaction of the soul."1275883997http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558683156215586831562
GarlicT" I was the only guest at my marriage to myself. As I left the church I threw cloves of garlic over my head instead of confetti."1275883733http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558659041215586590412
GarlicT" Happy Birthday Charles Mougne (Grandpa) who died in 1998. I miss you and still tell tales of your life to others with pride."1275883598http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558647060315586470603
GarlicT" So all you Hoxton cocks couldn't shut your chitter chatter wannabe gobs for the delectable pure voiced Laura Marling. You're pathetic."1275877793http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558147427515581474275
GarlicT" @simonmayo Shame about Laura Marling being interrupted like that. I saw her play at the Union Chapel to an attentive audience it was magic."1275877583http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558130797815581307978
GarlicT" Tout le monde est sur le balcon. This is French for everyone is on the balcony or that broad has a big rack #sundaytittalk"1275877119http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558093421115580934211
GarlicT" Anything I say could be untrue and is not to be taken seriously but I'm sure she did the bony skaghead."1275876105http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558009172315580091723
GarlicT" RT @georgegalloway: Just received an email from an Israeli government ministry email address saying DEATH TO PALESTINE. #gaza #fb"1275876020http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1558001532615580015326
GarlicT" Helena Bonham Carter played Sun City in apartheid South Africa the heartless witch #baftas"1275875382http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557946862415579468624
GarlicT" Kenneth Brannagh is too big for this shit. He knows the score. #bafta he doesn't want to be tainted by Diversity and the whiff of BGT"1275875100http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557923748915579237489
GarlicT" I've got two new followers due to the wonders of #duncansdream I could have just said Lady Gaga sucks Pauline Fowler's fish pie."1275874742http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557893470915578934709
GarlicT" The look on loser Mitchell's face was priceless #baftas"1275874485http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557872116415578721164
GarlicT" Bloody Scotch Italians #baftas the tartan that celebrates it's mama"1275874419http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557866617815578666178
GarlicT" #Baftas sit com characters do not become my friends especially not the guys from Peep Show"1275874307http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557857452115578574521
GarlicT" #baftas someone set fire to the theatre and remove these malignant turds from our lives ... perhaps that's a bit strong but you get the gist"1275874211http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557849204315578492043
GarlicT" @dfrw Nice one. This reminds me a little of a poem called My Boat by Raymond Carver (I think). Different though. http://post.ly/iWga"1275872830http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1557734742215577347422
GarlicT" As Stevie Winwood once sang Follow Meeee Valerieeee #Duncansdream"1275857925http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1556425596515564255965
GarlicT" Ho impostato un video di YouTube come preferito -- My Spoon Is Too Big (Original) http://youtu.be/WbcFrEp07Yc?a"1275855751http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1556207444015562074440
GarlicT" poncey review for new LP by Actress called Splazsh http://onethirtybpm.com/2010/05/27/album-review-actress-splazsh/"1275855409http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1556172588915561725889
GarlicT" butterfly & buttercup http://flic.kr/p/886kHu"1275846158http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1555327248815553272488
GarlicT" Deep Space Nine is the Falcon's Crest of Star Trek series."1275834385http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1554580370515545803705
GarlicT" I never watch tv on a Sunday morning. Now I know why..."1275833600http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1554534896415545348964
GarlicT" Why is everyone talking about rhubarb?"1275793235http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1551373445015513734450
GarlicT" victims of the world cup http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/01/south-africa-world-cup-blikkiesdorp"1275792600http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1551326640215513266402
GarlicT" The Android phone is for porn #video #iphone #android http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IraQfhlMwi4&feature=youtube_gdata"1275757617http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1548318578615483185786
GarlicT" @yokoono Goodnight Yoko. Forgive me my tresspasses."1275715660http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545255126715452551267
GarlicT" I need a big poster of Garth Brooks and a set of darts."1275715545http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545244907615452449076
GarlicT" Whatever happened to that nice Ozzie woman with the damp house? She blocked me on twitter for no reason. Maybe it was our mutual telepathy?"1275715208http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545214965715452149657
GarlicT" I'm screaming here shouting into the vacuum. Lighting a million matches underwater. Giving a goldfish mouth to mouth. It's a coma singsong."1275714848http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545183314015451833140
GarlicT" I've got both mice and moths in my room. No hot babes. Dang."1275714591http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545160591115451605911
GarlicT" Did you know that the woman off of Blue Peter who didn't die of cancer wore the same sweaters as Arnold's white sister in Different Strokes?"1275714399http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545143651115451436511
GarlicT" You may think that these are restless outpourings from a mind with no other voice alas no. I talk like this to real people everyday oh yes"1275714248http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545129819715451298197
GarlicT" I hate puns and pundits. I love other bits and pieces you fill in the gaps. One day I'll stop typing this shit and learn to link foreheads."1275713150http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545032473215450324732
GarlicT" By juniper are those your berries? No they are my white saturn hot pants."1275712978http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1545017401915450174019
GarlicT" I'm living such a St Etienne life. Walking up from home in Holloway thru Tufnell Park and Kentish Town to work in Queen's Crescent."1275712760http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544998704815449987048
GarlicT" Just because I mention animals in my tweets doesn't mean I endorse Harry Hill."1275712395http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544966885115449668851
GarlicT" Oh fuck there are foxes shagging in the back garden. They had better not disturb my frogs."1275712194http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544948994415449489944
GarlicT" @simonbreak you can write my byline any old time. I rufty tuftied with a squirrel. Cops caught me and put my nuts in a vice."1275712096http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544940474615449404746
GarlicT" This pish ain't country. They should show 24 hours of the Porter Waggoner show."1275711928http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544926114715449261147
GarlicT" The spangles revival was so long ago we should have another one and stuff them into wrangler jean pockets to get sticky and fluffy."1275711879http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544921862315449218623
GarlicT" You dirty old trout with yer dogging blanket."1275711618http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544899251915448992519
GarlicT" The Blanket On The Ground < how have I never heard this song before? Best song title ever maybe well probably not. But it is suggestive."1275711571http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544895020315448950203
GarlicT" Now Billy Ray Cyrus. This man is proper proper line dancing diesel grease denim white trainer wiggler. Awesome!"1275711364http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544877294515448772945
GarlicT" Having avoided his music all my life I've only just become aware of how how ghastly Garth Brooks is. Utter tripe."1275710978http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1544844070615448440706
GarlicT" http://tweetphoto.com/25430442"1275627217http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1537572841715375728417
GarlicT" I take it all back apart from the Yoko love."1275627066http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1537559287815375592878
GarlicT" I met all sorts of minor twitter celebs such as garyozo and theirishmanwhosmells. It was fab! Now I'm home I'm gonna write more clever stuff"1275626293http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1537489426415374894264
GarlicT" I won first prize in the non-literary Islington tweetmeet. It took place in the Hercules pub in Holloway. Pool cues hit those with iphones."1275626123http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1537473818615374738186
GarlicT" Goodnight all. I'm off to surf buttholes or something..."1275625834http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1537447775115374477751
GarlicT" How can the man who wrote Father Ted use the phrase its a game-changer non ironically? Sad times we're living in."1275625741http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1537438925715374389257
GarlicT" @yokoono Hallo Yoko. Happiness is a smiling mum :) x"1275625020http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535840483215358404832
GarlicT" I probably need my own Yoko Ono."1275624277http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535773632915357736329
GarlicT" My words are so fucking deep and complex. Nobody wants to bite my rhymes coz they don't know what they mean. Same goes for my nob."1275624158http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535762906815357629068
GarlicT" Bellend drumstick sheepshagger cowcumber grow up and be a better battery hen. The agri agro steel show. Orvette ran a mile when Coe exposed"1275623971http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535744959315357449593
GarlicT" Hut. I'm in a Norwegian hut with a rosy cheeked farm girl. She's given me a cup of hot milk. Not to drink. But to warm my frozen fingers."1275623542http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535706551915357065519
GarlicT" Jagged Edge Fatal Attraction. All that arse. The last two great films were Airplane and The Blues Brothers. Why not fly over cliffs to sea?"1275623401http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535693697315356936973
GarlicT" Vyvyan and Melynda loved Cryspyn and Jasper. So I left them to it and trod the boards. The paving stones. Up and down walking. Still at it.."1275623221http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535677645215356776452
GarlicT" Open opening so I willed it. A beam of light with dust motes lit up the cellar Sunny dusty catshit basement dreamland. Rolled up in curtains"1275623086http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535665615915356656159
GarlicT" I got cheesy squeeze and anti freeze. You got gorilla paw and out the door."1275622925http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535651253815356512538
GarlicT" For the love of a soldier by Susan Christie is a quality choon."1275622445http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1535608583915356085839
GarlicT" turn the screw on the crank the neighbour's dog keeps me up all night there's something strange about those kids turn the screw on the cr"1275613446http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1534848047415348480474
GarlicT" David and Vagina are giving me angina. #granddesigns"1275611162http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1534655445315346554453
GarlicT" @heathside_info I heard the parakeets but I didn't look their way. I don't like them or their shrill call."1275611040http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1534644988615346449886
GarlicT" That last tweet was my entry to the Stephen Fry best tweet competition."1275610304http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1534580016615345800166
GarlicT" Where the fuck is Bill Oddie? Get these cocks off. #springwatch"1275609931http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1534546385315345463853
GarlicT" God those competition tweets just read out on the culture show made me wanna barf...and that cocky little photographer. Why I oughta..."1275609695http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1534524477115345244771
GarlicT" Walk across hampstead heath. First rabbits then moorhen's and chicks by the bridge pond. Empty wooded paths. Now sunny fields."1275602507http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1533862782115338627821
GarlicT" About to drink 2nd pint in Spaniards Inn garden. In shorts and flipflops. Floppy sunhat and teeshirt. Nice. http://tweetphoto.com/25364581"1275597818http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1533364192215333641922
GarlicT" @deekdeekster True I'm even enjoying cleaning the kitchen and hoovering the house Even though the lazy bast I live with hasn't done it ever"1275583157http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1531916419015319164190
GarlicT" Hellzaboppin' Heavenzawaltzin'"1275581703http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1531810039515318100395
GarlicT" Little Jack Horner sat in the corner tossing himself off night and day. #channellingthatjackandjillamericancomedianwhosenameIcan'tremember"1275581615http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1531803872915318038729
GarlicT" It's not an oil spill is it? It's a never-ending oil leak from the bowels of the Earth."1275581465http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1531793378715317933787
GarlicT" Instead of beefing up banking regulation to prevent future credit crunches Chancellor is abolishing FSA & giving BOE soft powers #ukpolitics"1275579335http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1531649274215316492742
GarlicT" @brokenglasseye I have to hang my head in shame. Never seen Robocop and only know the sample from a record by A Guy Called Gerald."1275531187http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1527724746115277247461
GarlicT" I'm already sick of the sight of St George's crosses hanging off the sides of shabby estates."1275526360http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1527330670215273306702
GarlicT" Cops don't like me so I don't like cops."1275524709http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1527198948715271989487
GarlicT" If you post a news story on twitter that links directly to a video please tag it #video so I know not to click on the link. Thanks."1275512024http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1526049262515260492625
GarlicT" Mr Tumnus caught pushing a pram turns and stares at you in horror and freezes. The horned head & fixed accusing stare is your final moment."1275455124http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1521303357715213033577
GarlicT" Mother Nature's Son seeks Sexy Sadie #personals"1275451177http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1520928977415209289774
GarlicT" hawthorn in flower near Wilmington South Downs Sussex http://flic.kr/p/86VFu3"1275449136http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1520744600815207446008
GarlicT" Frightening sinkholes appear in Guatemala. http://bit.ly/9CUpii"1275393448http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1516155227915161552279
GarlicT" Noone talks to me here and nobody talks to me out there. Nothing changes. I was born like this and so it shall ever be. Well hopefully not."1275959722http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1566869990215668699902
GarlicT" I'm already sick of the sight of St George's crosses hanging off the sides of shabby estates."1275509709http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1527330670215273306702
GarlicT" The Guardian | How much do you really want an iPad? | Nick Cohen http://bit.ly/dyhROo"1275236639http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1503543398015035433980
GarlicT" A really great new eclair rom for your G1 android phone Complete Eclair v2.1 http://bit.ly/ctvzbz"1275194795http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500574263115005742631
GarlicT" and I hardly knooooowoowoow this beauty by my siiiiide and I'll never forget the way you looked tonight"1275193697http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500493561615004935616
GarlicT" lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek (I'm trying to purge the lena song from my brain with the aural version of golfballs'n'tyres)"1275193581http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500485374015004853740
GarlicT" Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Lena !!!!!!! Ich liebeeee dichh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!du bist die aller aller Beste!!!!!!!!!!Werd dich nieee vergessen!!!!!!!!"1275191859http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500360866815003608668
GarlicT" Shredded tyres and old golf balls? That's not gonna block a ruptured oil well! They should feed it three shredded wheat."1275190424http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500258732315002587323
GarlicT" She said Danke schon in an American accent #eurovision"1275189660http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500201645915002016459
GarlicT" Awesome! Airhead German schoolgirl. Do we have to sing now? Haven't you seen this before gel?"1275189370http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500178982215001789822
GarlicT" @deekdeekster you done good. If you'd picked Denmark instead of Cyprus you'd have a full house!"1275188828http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500134457815001344578
GarlicT" Ken Bruce is the real winner of eurovision."1275188352http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500096325615000963256
GarlicT" @deekdeekster aye and she was the bookies number one favourite having already had a number one hit across europe with this very song so..."1275187931http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500064826515000648265
GarlicT" German entry already has a hit in Europe same with Turkish group. Russian winner from other year was also a big star already. Latest tactic"1275187094http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1500001733615000017336
GarlicT" @deekdeekster I'll go Ireland Georgia Ukraine France because I'm in that kind of mood ;-) Your picks are proper though. I missed 9 of them"1275186277http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499939463914999394639
GarlicT" Dennis Hopper RIP They're dancing in all the streets of Europe for you. There's a train leaves here this morning...."1275185760http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499901042514999010425
GarlicT" Eurovision is like anti-prozac"1275185469http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499879212414998792124
GarlicT" I'm not sure. Nothing really demanded my loyalty. Bring back that large Maltese woman from a few years ago. She should've won."1275185080http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499850059114998500591
GarlicT" Allez les bleus!! Of course France won't do well because there are African skinned people singing and #eurovision voters are pretty racist."1275184392http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499796905014997969050
GarlicT" Nah German song is piss poor despite cute vocals."1275183515http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499727964614997279646
GarlicT" Er..maybe not... Armenia. Now this german girl has got it. Let's see"1275183381http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499717101714997171017
GarlicT" Armenia next up. I only caught a snippet of this the other day but I reckonis a goodie #eurovision"1275183018http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499688422714996884227
GarlicT" I could act proud and say that eurovision is beneath me and that is why I'm not watching. Truth is I forgot it was on. Need to get home!!"1275179283http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1499390577914993905779
GarlicT" RT @newscientist: Teenagers who died DID NOT take Miaow Miaow http://bit.ly/9MW8fy #mephedrone"1275138468http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1496300767214963007672
GarlicT" Rich spoilt city kid milks every last penny from the system and I'm supposed to feel sympathetic? Sorry it won't wash. #davidlaws"1275113773http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1494441315714944413157
GarlicT" Eating a large lamb shish at one in the morning is not desireable but a necessity."1275109408http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1494070371014940703710
GarlicT" RT @newsworldtoday: Paranoid Muslim conspiracies are often more fact based than our derision of them. #news http://bit.ly/dC0n6d /removed!"1275054657http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1489402153814894021538
GarlicT" It's my last day working in the Theobalds Road. Not my choice. Last day lounging in the beautiful park at lunchtime. I'll miss that place."1275049290http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1489094993314890949933
GarlicT" I'm drifting off ... #bbcqt"1275017147http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1486323397014863233970
GarlicT" Ha ha nice one Piers (never thought I'd say that) apologise Campbell. #bbcqt"1275016270http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1486247343014862473430
GarlicT" An awful lot of Tory wingnuts tweeting tonight. Have you all been drafted in by central office? #bbcqt"1275015370http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1486170007314861700073
GarlicT" Right shower of morons on tonight. And they saved the worst to last Max Hastings. The living form of the word odious. #bbcqt"1275015062http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1486144425314861444253
GarlicT" I have naughty feelings for the German entry. #eurovision"1275011149http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485825976314858259763
GarlicT" Are you seriously telling me this Josh nob is our entry? Nil Points here we come. #eurovision"1275010789http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485797002914857970029
GarlicT" Slovenian C&W why not? Ireland is dire. #eurovision"1275009734http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485713722214857137222
GarlicT" Mmmm Ukraine #eurovision"1275009634http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485705711214857057112
GarlicT" Can we sink Denmark? #eurovision"1275009573http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485700675314857006753
GarlicT" Nice bust Armenia #eurovision"1275009530http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485697229614856972296
GarlicT" C'mon Stig get yer kit off. #eurovision"1275009332http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485681262414856812624
GarlicT" Georgian's are more classy. This song has legs. #eurovision"1275009077http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485659723114856597231
GarlicT" Feminem have really perfected the standing in the queue for the ladies loo dance. #Eurovision"1275008962http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485650395814856503958
GarlicT" Feminem phwoar!! #eurovision"1275008797http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485637178614856371786
GarlicT" So is the one true Cypriot in the group the backing singer lad who has eaten too many doner kebabs? #eurovision"1275008545http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485616840814856168408
GarlicT" Don't tell anyone but I'm listening to Brothers in Arms."1275004405http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485295136414852951364
GarlicT" My little passionfruit..."1275004059http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1485267658714852676587
GarlicT" Enya and Pam Ayres. These are my ladies. Oh yeah. I wish I'd looked after me teeth and could walk on an Irish beach and get my dress wet."1274999818http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484907173114849071731
GarlicT" @dfrw or staring -400 in the face"1274999277http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484857602914848576029
GarlicT" @dfrw ok cheers only last time I went I had a checkup and two fillings and I was staring 400 in the face..."1274999246http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484854854814848548548
GarlicT" RT @bbcquestiontime: Joining us tonight: Alastair Campbell John Redwood Susan Kramer Piers Morgan and Max Hastings /get out the popcorn!"1274999013http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484833473214848334732
GarlicT" Why do women sing these overblown dramatic songs these days like Florence and machine? She's like a female Coldplay. Nice but OTT. Too epic!"1274998830http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484816118214848161182
GarlicT" Saw Circulus and Cornershop last night at the Bloomsbury Ballroom. #middleaged"1274994022http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484341107514843411075
GarlicT" Visited a dentist. Thought 90 for a white filling was steep. Espesh as that is the minimum. The ones that ripped me last time were 70 min"1274993711http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484309171114843091711
GarlicT" I went to pick up parcel. While there I missed another delivery. Bought bargain cycle helmet and leather wallet. Had fryup. Now laundrette."1274993612http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1484299236514842992365
GarlicT" RT @dfrw: @GarlicT marble up the arse? /he he ROFLMLOFRL"1274988991http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1483852555914838525559
GarlicT" This morning is kind of dull and I have dull things to do. Will try to squeeze in something shiny colourful and interesting."1274970371http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1482352566314823525663
GarlicT" @Rob_Densmore tragic but many innocent young men are beaten senseless in British barrack towns like Blandford Forum by soldiers off duty."1274969703http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1482314408514823144085
GarlicT" RT @PGamingInformer: Posibles imgenes del Nintendo 3DS http://pgi.net84.net/?p=186 /real or fake?"1274965514http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1482081924214820819242
GarlicT" Appalling taste in music from Tunbridge Wells."1274130459http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1418246760414182467604
GarlicT" Tufts ears brittle knackers corrugated fingers tomato burgers fledgling nuggets. Maccy Dees."1274130143http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1418223340314182233403
GarlicT" http://tweetphoto.com/22807352 Lovely spot to have lunch. Smells so fresh and fragrant lik botanic gardens in Liverpool with grandpa in 70s"1274096240http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1415497260414154972604
GarlicT" Debate my mechanism dissolve the threshhold the combined forces the new rules extraordinary and objectionable the bar has been raised."1273866086http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1399278990313992789903
GarlicT" Can't believe I'm using twitter to promote uplifting chill. I've lost it. I blame the concussion. http://bit.ly/duSoSy"1273842999http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1397483400413974834004
GarlicT" http://open.spotify.com/track/4UcOX2qkZWQCwf6X7ahLul Spotify: Ochre Infotain Me - nice UK melodic IDM recommended to me by last.fm"1273757161http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1391273780013912737800
GarlicT" the coalition #ge2010 http://flic.kr/p/81n7RR"1273601089http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1380055240413800552404
GarlicT" @dfrw Kirsty must stay a distant dream. She represents the Scottish part of my life that ended. Sweet loss and regret. Bagpipes in the rain."1273533209http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1375261720313752617203
GarlicT" William Hague does look like a foetus. #ge2010"1273519769http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1374291620113742916201
GarlicT" RT @newsworldtoday: Control the jackals circling the beleaguered people of Greece #news http://bit.ly/bxcBoD"1273406130http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1366294660013662946600
GarlicT" Listen to a rough base piece of music I made last night in 20 mins. The drums are too loud it's atonal and out of sync http://post.ly/fHor"1273405957http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1366285170013662851700
GarlicT" @dfrw My dad built the box in the late 60s and fitted a Thorens turntable in the left half and an amp in the right. It is a lovely thing"1273322071http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1360499360413604993604
GarlicT" I banged my head on the garden shed earlier today and feel a little woozy now. Have to sleep hope its not concussion...goodnight"1273187224http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1351257140313512571403
GarlicT" RT @QuercusKids: Sit-in at hackney polling station as people not being allowed to vote."1273184316http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1351030030213510300302
GarlicT" @dfrw it took me ages to get that bouquet joke as I didn't see which it was a reply to. Phew I was getting really confused there ;)"1273171362http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1350116780113501167801
GarlicT" RT @Lisaansell: I am going to be sat outside the polling station as it closes- muttering 'Lib Dem or Labour...' I have clearly lost my f ..."1273145102http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1348106040213481060402
GarlicT" @deekdeekster yes I'm with on that Prof Cox. Luckily we have that story of science fella Michael Mosley to show him how it should be done"1273095103http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1344752850413447528504
GarlicT" I'm at work in the basement all day. No twenty-one degrees celsius sunshine for me."1272104247http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1275544850412755448504
GarlicT" @LoufromBilbao I was just thinking this morning how glad I was that I went to Glastonbury last year as we saw fab artists like Status Quo ;)"1271799094http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1253768490112537684901
GarlicT" #Mm listening to Pop by Gas to block out the Australian secretaries droning on in the park."1271682231http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1245353370012453533700
GarlicT" Bollocks For some reason my Android browser won't play right with twibbon. #pointlessgeekanger weshouldbeshotlikelambsstopourendlessbleating"1271605994http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1240301440012403014400
GarlicT" I <3 the Icelandic volcano"1271499678http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1233442370012334423700
GarlicT" bugger. the freeview signal isn't working well on bbc2. I need my Kirtsy fix!"1271368766http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1224565280312245652803
GarlicT" #LeadersDebate she got into a mess on the NHS Oh Ho! Wipe the slimy spunk off my screen after you speak please Cammy"1271366217http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1224383390112243833901
GarlicT" I liked a YouTube video -- David Cameron exposed http://youtu.be/-FnmnuDiVno?a"1271287743http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1218947930112189479301
GarlicT" @dfrw amen to that. Apparently they've revived RecordBreakers in India and she's the presenter. God bless her Huqness."1271114910http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1207119610412071196104
GarlicT" I helped a Nun earlier on. I wore a very shiny halo. I took the Pope's dirty shilling and I persuaded her to commit a very tiny wee sin."1271114067http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1207054140212070541402
GarlicT" What does Lord Vishnu exclaim when he sneezes? AAAHVISHNUUU!!! ha ha ha ha ha hah aha hahhhhhahahahhahahhahaha"1270765630http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1184594690011845946900
GarlicT" RT @thedailymash: WORKERS 'NEED MORE PRETEND TRAINING WITH OVERPAID BULLSHIT MERCHANTS' http://bit.ly/bLaZ35"1270635020http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1174847890311748478903
GarlicT" Every one thinks he looks daft but you can have your dream..."1270077498http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1139161530311391615303
GarlicT" @hotforwords. This makes more sense ...it is better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself trying to put it back together."1270076883http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1139117300411391173004
GarlicT" RT @dfrw: Smoky Full Moon http://post.ly/WSur"1269939193http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1129856820011298568200
GarlicT" That director of the museum of london was a bit **cough splutter**"1269728542http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1116391740011163917400
GarlicT" Watching the deep muddy pits being dug on Time Team in London make me glad I quit archaeology and glad most of my work was in Scotland."1269725042http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1116198010111161980101
GarlicT" They're going see it all eventually so who cares how they get it. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/27/steve_jobs_and_eric_schmidt/"1269678934http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1113514690011135146900
GarlicT" Damn I picked the wrong Enya track LOL"1269652114http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1111896140311118961403
GarlicT" alright party people. I have work tomorrow so must switch off the various devices running on Leprechauns stolen souls. g'night"1269649039http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1111679590211116795902
GarlicT" Cor blimey. Its a bit late..."1269144893http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/735008748/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1080500460410805004604
GarlicT" Ah I get it now. Rich bankers had run out of remote islands to buy with their bonuses so they bankrupt Greece and force them to sell theirs."1267779815http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/1001602200410016022004
GarlicT" RT @deanween: Anyone actually read these things? /fuck yeah on the bus mostly. There are some funny bastards out there amongst the assholes"1267744119http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/99948722019994872201
GarlicT" Judging by the ads the audience for Black Books must be 90 percent female."1267657940http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/99448563009944856300
GarlicT" @MariBiscuits cheers. Black books for after bathtime :)"1267654167http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/99424089029942408902
GarlicT" Tibet photograph http://bit.ly/9j3i8l"1267608515http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/99169936009916993600
GarlicT" RT @paulcaz: #Save6music Will be gutted if 6music is killed today due to Tory pressure via Murdoch pressure."1267519507http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/98662599049866259904
GarlicT" I should read Vurt by Jeff Noon again. Everyone should."1267279203http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/97291833019729183301
GarlicT" RT @VizTopTips: PHOTOGRAPHERS- avoid spoiling photos by leaving the lens cap on by cutting a circular lens-sized hole in the lens cap."1267264021http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/97228175029722817502
GarlicT" @deanwhitbread I hope you have a grand birthday with extra servings of happiness"1267172367http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/96689850029668985002
GarlicT" RT @VizTopTips CELEBRITIES. Rub the public's face in how little work you do for your huge sums of cashby spending ALL F***ING DAY on Twittr"1267119820http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/96350297029635029702
GarlicT" Twitter bomb joke guy could be jailed. http://bit.ly/bEQg15 this story still really pisses me off. A crass joke yes. But obviously a joke!!!"1266885680http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/95013653029501365302
GarlicT" Always frequent and of a high quality recently @sucittaM has been the best thing on twitter. The rest of you are slacking!"1266872388http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/94924190009492419000
GarlicT" Figuratively speaking of course..."1266095246http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/90697732009069773200
GarlicT" RT @robertnlee: You can post to Google Buzz from your phone w/o the web app: send email to buzz@gmail.com from your gmail account."1266068455http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/90551161009055116100
GarlicT" I'm riding roughshod over your field of cabbage patch dolls."1265511633http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/87476158028747615802
GarlicT" @garlict got a grade of 86/100 on @grader. Check it out: http://twitter.grader.com/garlict /forgive me a little narcissism"1265483577http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/87323766008732376600
GarlicT" @stuartmaconie If you haven't played it already you should play Euclid's version of Gimme Some Lovin on freakzone. That would clear cobwebs!"1265475825http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/87280918008728091800
GarlicT" I've been in bed with a cold all week. Still blowing snot like a surfacing whale. Nurse Nurse!!"1265417735http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/87009910038700991003
GarlicT" Just before Jimmy same page http://yfrog.com/1eiyjyj"1265396392http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/86886036028688603602
GarlicT" RT @hawkspook: http://www.hawkspook.com/comic/?p=142 #comic #art #humor"1265305751http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/86406519008640651900
GarlicT" @natmc ah its people not kids. I do have the flu ha ha"1265197508http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/85840260008584026000
GarlicT" Steve Jobs attacks google and adobe. I agree with him on Flash. When my browser crashes it is usually a flash crash. http://bit.ly/bZUiPZ"1265014671http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/84914891018491489101
GarlicT" I favorited a YouTube video -- Ween - Don't Laugh (I Love You) http://youtu.be/_Gb-elCUB-w?a"1264983269http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/84719237018471923701
GarlicT" It's tablet day today. Get your beige Scottish slab of sugar ready to wave at all the apple fans. The best tablet in the world."1264582541http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/82722679008272267900
GarlicT" @hotforwords County Down. For to find the brown Colleen. She's the star of the County Down."1264562053http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/82630406048263040604
GarlicT" I had to have a snack. Now it is even later. Tomorrow I'm reading a story aloud to a class of 4 &5 year olds. My first time - help me coffee"1264559835http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/82617198038261719803
GarlicT" Anything Goes and Everybody Knows"1263723227http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/78598706027859870602
GarlicT" Anyway where were we? Ah yes. The sun wanted its light back. The grass wanted back its cuttings. The cat needed a return stroke. You get me?"1263721585http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/78593948027859394802
GarlicT" Shuan keavney on bbc6 is playing Man Parrish. Respect to that man!!!"1263545019http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/77811544047781154404
GarlicT" Its a gary glitter world we live in people. We all think we're better than him. Hah. Don't be fooled my precious ones. You have dark corners"1263515641http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/77675574027767557402
GarlicT" Big Bank Execs...DONATE YOUR BONUSES RECIEVED THIS WEEK TO HELP HAITI!"1263480452http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/77494247027749424702
GarlicT" I got all sorts of original grooves on my fingertips literally. And they can move believe me they can have a special effect on you honey x"1263083584http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/75744577037574457703
GarlicT" Out the back of Holborn Library http://flic.kr/p/7tBHT2"1262816465http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/74555069027455506902
GarlicT" Twangle Frent to all my potential lovers and casual no strings sex dates out there in twitterland. Twangle Frent to you all. x"1262564958http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/73484428037348442803
GarlicT" I favorited a YouTube video -- lil louis french Kiss Version 1 http://youtu.be/551y8goAs3A?a"1262373756http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/72762119047276211904
GarlicT" that was fucking ridiculous someone explain to me cause I dunno too much bullshit but that polish girl ah christ on a bike what tha fuc"1262343460http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/72666873047266687304
GarlicT" RT @deanwhitbread Is Everyone Ready for the Scottish Alphabet?: http://bit.ly/4u4Rpv - Hogman H ibbed this big man reet in the puss"1262273393http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/72366854027236685402
GarlicT" Been singing power ballads with the family. I'm on the Wirral peninsular baby ah yeah!"1261694691http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/70136935037013693503
GarlicT" I love you like shopping trolleys love canals"1261573466http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/69632928016963292801
GarlicT" Ho hO FUCKIN hOOO EE BY GUM TOUCH SANTA on the bum spike your eye out on mistletoe drink meths and do a trampy do si do. jingle whisky"1261573238http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/69632123036963212303
GarlicT" RT @JoshFeldberg: Four New Banksy Pieces Appear In Camden Town #banksy http://bit.ly/825Dkl"1261400441http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/68922464016892246401
GarlicT" any tweets over the last 12 hours and forthcoming hours are heavily influenced by codeine ingestion and a raised temperature"1261245901http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/68349056046834905604
GarlicT" Our mother who art in twitter deliver this cold from my head lead me to healthiness and forgive the snot that tresspasses against me Amen"1261174461http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/68098056016809805601
GarlicT" Been at the Oxford Canal Boatyard annual party. Heathcote Williams read a wonderful new poem. A film of the boatyard eviction was shown."1260666654http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/66146871006614687100
GarlicT" Colonial oil companies are getting back the oil fields of Iraq."1260522142http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/65614832006561483200
GarlicT" Just saw a rare patch of clear night sky with stars from bathroom window. Clouds rushed quickly in to block the view."1260416203http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/65195990036519599003
GarlicT" A MUST READ Observer article on writing the internet and ebooks. Some very important observations in here. http://ow.ly/JsEz"1260186050http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/64281494036428149403
GarlicT" hidden valley and big brown beastie http://flic.kr/p/7kfNok"1259884622http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/63194437036319443703
GarlicT" There Was a Man: lovely song by pearls before swine - hear full track here http://www.last.fm/music/Pearls+Before+Swine/_/There+Was+a+Man"1259711788http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/62514424046251442404
GarlicT" I favorited a YouTube video -- The Films of Lotte Reiniger - 2 -Disc set OUT NOW on DVD http://bit.ly/8YjGR1"1259613013http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/62118673036211867303
GarlicT" mountain village cat - so cute and friendly in Switzerland http://flic.kr/p/7j9Xh6"1259529849http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/61801439036180143903
GarlicT" http://open.spotify.com/user/dweller/playlist/4Diy8adU3ktDWdmzItvvg7 Spotify playlist: werk disks - label are releasing some top UK sounds"1259524794http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/549651924/mattsquare_normal.JPGhttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/61779371046177937104
GarlicT" Glinner RT @glinner I just generated my #TweetCloud. Top three words: balls manipulate pendulous - LOL I see what you did there"1259511663http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/61729068016172906801
GarlicT" ziplock cambridge vestibule shirty umpteenth hillbilly crackerjack canal warehouse vortex jupiter maceo times letters pennies cucumber snot"1259452834http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/61545708036154570803
GarlicT" Clive used to take the dog on the front cover of the first Fleetwood Mac album for walkies in the 60s."1259279722http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/60962296016096229601
GarlicT" http://yfrog.com/3lrydqj"1259092087http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/60169449046016944904
GarlicT" I am reading a beautiful book. Look Back On Happiness by Knut Hamsun. Found via project gutenberg. Knut is one of my favourite authors."1259026115http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/59941956025994195602
GarlicT" I want to cycle across Britain coast to coast with my non-existent girlfriend and not live in a cramped messy room filled with boys toys"1258772143http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/59085326015908532601
GarlicT" we hate top gear and we hate top gear we hate top gear and we hate top gear we hate top gear and we hate top gear we are the top gear haters"1258330202http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/57500563005750056300
GarlicT" God made me Phunky http://bit.ly/3Ngh6n"1257554759http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/54938170025493817002
GarlicT" @iainlee I would call but I'm too shy and my flatmates are asleep and I'm not even listening to the show. But have a good one. Smoke on a CC"1257294202http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/54062065015406206501
GarlicT" Been having some strange dreams. This morning I was looking for somewhere in an unrecognisable Edinburgh."1257081141http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/53369321015336932101
GarlicT" I lunge and plunge the bakerman's ginger toys with my placcy knife and fork but the stale biscuit won't budge: police wear ginger stab vests"1256337482http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/51086838015108683801
GarlicT" Be bullish about Tank prices for now. http://bit.ly/v9Y9W"1256337033http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/51085251015108525101
GarlicT" Tanks in Nottingham! Time is going to QuAsar out the stack of Ford Cortinas in minute pieces. #isawwhatyoudidthere"1256336735http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/51084165035108416503
GarlicT" we turbished the enklefeldt whilst wangrebbling chusters slangverted the dillymarks"1256336307http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/51082622045108262204
GarlicT" #pirateporn Long Dong Silver (probably for the nth time on this topic)"1256084665http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/50314976015031497601
GarlicT" I enjoyed the t-shirt"1255739043http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/49302498014930249801
GarlicT" @iainlee Your voice has broken and you've entered a period of sharp relief self awareness. Only La Cabina on youtube can cure"1255393983http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/454904568/800px-Ethiopian_Highland_Hare__Lepus_starcki__running_normal.jpghttp://twitter.com/GarlicT/statuses/48218783024821878302

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