Friday, 10 February 2012

November 2010 to February 2012 - shit happens

12:19 AM
garlict: RT @maxkeiser: No Israeli/ US/ UK hawks will come on my show. P U S S I E S! Your wife and kids wish secretly that you just top yourselves.
12:19 AM
garlict: RT @maxkeiser: YES, YOU CAN NOW WATCH NEW KEISER REPORT http://t.co/zPxS4Isb - garlict: RT @maxkeiser: YES, YOU CAN NOW WATCH NEW KEISER REPORT http://t.co/zPxS4Isb
12:19 AM
garlict: "Withnail & I” meets “Crime & Punishment” – see the world premiere of this brand new black comedy! In Kentish Town http://t.co/XhuvxXPq - garlict: "Withnail & I” meets “Crime & Punishment” – see the world premiere of this brand new black comedy! In Kentish Town http://t.co/XhuvxXPq
12:19 AM
garlict: Sounds like you are a cannibal. Take off the Ring of Namira. #skyrimbollocks
Feb 9, 2012
garlict: RT @ArfurSmith: Shuffling through soho in foul mood. 'Beyond Retro' - what a stupid fucking name.
Feb 9, 2012
garlict: . @simonbreak "What rhymes with kill yourself?" http://t.co/yF6vl6ee Christian version of Rebecca Black - garlict: . @simonbreak "What rhymes with kill yourself?" http://t.co/yF6vl6ee Christian version of Rebecca Black
Feb 9, 2012
garlict: I made this tricky 36 piece jigsaw using a photo I took. Pieces are rotated! Play the berries! - http://t.co/r1ZDyVG4 - garlict: I made this tricky 36 piece jigsaw using a photo I took. Pieces are rotated! Play the berries! - http://t.co/r1ZDyVG4
Feb 9, 2012
garlict: RT @robdelaney: Louis Vuitton came out with a condom. Be sure to wear one if you fuck the filthy trollops who carry Louis Vuitton bags.
Feb 9, 2012
garlict: The kids and staff made a great job of this Love Your Library banner at this afternoon's craft session. #savelibraries http://t.co/kuSix4Do - garlict: The kids and staff made a great job of this Love Your Library banner at this afternoon's craft session. #savelibraries http://t.co/kuSix4Do
Feb 7, 2012
garlict: To Buddhist Vegan Yoga Meditation women that say "You must have your own place" in their online dating profiles. What about the environment?
Feb 7, 2012
garlict: #dickens worst #googledoodle ever. Looks like a box of quality street on Disney drugs.
Feb 6, 2012
garlict: "Don't blame bankers. We borrowed too much money" No! YOU borrowed too much for your house price gamble. I hate being included in the big WE
Feb 6, 2012
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pink Floyd (2), Tom Waits (1) & C.O.B. (1) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pink Floyd (2), Tom Waits (1) & C.O.B. (1) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Feb 5, 2012
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Don't forget, Pan's Labyrinth at 9pm, Film4. A great film.
Feb 4, 2012
garlict: RT @sendbee: Khaled: "Doctor in #Homs told me there are over 70 injured in one room - I don't know what to do. Who to help or who to sav ...
Feb 4, 2012
garlict: I was exaggerating for effect Just like the people who tell you over and over how happy and passionate they are in those #dishonestpersonals
Feb 4, 2012
garlict: I'm not loving my life, I'm jaded, unmotivated and can't stand the people in this godforsaken city. Fancy a bunk up? #honestpersonals
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: FBI Conference Call - #FFF. - YouTube http://t.co/ezFtxeFD - garlict: FBI Conference Call - #FFF. - YouTube http://t.co/ezFtxeFD
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: @barriejdavies I made my workmate groan at lunch reading out your gags :)
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: @Deek I'm off to a wedding in your part of the world the very end of March beginning April. Will you be around then?
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: #ff @barriejdavies
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: Being hunted down by an American debt collection company. What a great way to encourage membership! #savelibraries http://t.co/qxKOCdNH - garlict: Being hunted down by an American debt collection company. What a great way to encourage membership! #savelibraries http://t.co/qxKOCdNH
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: @ChrisMasonBBC @NickyAACampbell @bbc5live who was the ghastly New Zealander defending the Too Big To Fail banks?
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: RT @AufstehenUK: Sweat dreams for those who #GiveADamn about disabled, vulnerable & homeless. May the remainder choke on the bile of the ...
Feb 3, 2012
garlict: RT @jevonjames: I'd rather watch shit slowly drop out of my nans ring piece than watch #bbcqt whist twittering my opinion about TODAYS H ...
Feb 2, 2012
garlict: The bare faced butt cheek of ET shocked me out of the hypnotic trance the glowing fingered little grifter had spun me into.
Feb 2, 2012
garlict: ZOMG NEED! (Just trying out for Delia Smith's Fish Finger Assistant. There is an interning grow nail.
Feb 2, 2012
garlict: 'I FINK U FREEKY' by DIE ANTWOORD (Official) - YouTube http://t.co/yAtUPr3K - garlict: 'I FINK U FREEKY' by DIE ANTWOORD (Official) - YouTube http://t.co/yAtUPr3K
Feb 2, 2012
garlict: RT @Dominic_Simpson: @garlict @simonbreak Hahahahah.... http://t.co/pwSCXQOy - garlict: RT @Dominic_Simpson: @garlict @simonbreak Hahahahah.... http://t.co/pwSCXQOy
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: RT @faisalislam: Deleveraging, not de-honouring Goodwin is the real issue ... My blog: http://t.co/hpJf7aen - garlict: RT @faisalislam: Deleveraging, not de-honouring Goodwin is the real issue ... My blog: http://t.co/hpJf7aen
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: RT @UKpling: Kent 'ignores' National Libraries Day #savelibraries #nld12 http://t.co/MKyC8MUL - garlict: RT @UKpling: Kent 'ignores' National Libraries Day #savelibraries #nld12 http://t.co/MKyC8MUL
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: RT @ijclark: “@UKpling: Kent 'ignores' National Libraries Day #savelibraries #nld12 http://t.co/XjPxppbD” Blimey. Damning staff briefi ... - garlict: RT @ijclark: “@UKpling: Kent 'ignores' National Libraries Day #savelibraries #nld12 http://t.co/XjPxppbD” Blimey. Damning staff briefi ...
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: #NLD12 there to raise awareness and membership. If your library is not doing any publicity or events it may not be by choice. #savelibraries
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: #ff you should all go out and follow @HullVouchers They are unbeatable. Where else could you find such Hull-tastic bargains?
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: Ha ha ha ho ho ho. Merrydown cider and Jehovial beer.
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: I tried to outdo Brian Wilson. But my Moog in a Swimming Pool setup didn't work out.
Feb 1, 2012
garlict: HOLY SHIT! Mind-reading program translates brain activity into words | Science | The Guardian http://t.co/XdXD0os6 - garlict: HOLY SHIT! Mind-reading program translates brain activity into words | Science | The Guardian http://t.co/XdXD0os6
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: God bless hooky street.
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: RT @simon_price01: Behold the world's slowest Boosh latecomer-quoter. S1 done. Cheese is a kind of meat. Fox Bummer. Feel my chewy justice.
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: AC/DC on @BBCr4today sweet. I like Hayseed Dixie and Mark Kozolek's covers.
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: Yesterday Sister C was waiting outside my workplace door. Gord bless her. I sorted her out good and proper. Holy gifts please?
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: @Old_Holborn provider of healthcare for the slave maids of Chelsea Arabs and Russian Oligarchs..
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Julian Cope (14), Deepchord Presents Echospace (12) & Gas (7) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Julian Cope (14), Deepchord Presents Echospace (12) & Gas (7) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: I wish we didn't live in the age of the dork. Bunch of little smartarses acting like Viz's Mr Logic. Someone needs to turn off the leccy.
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: RT @bigoletitties: Mose O da menz I mee iz STUPIT AZZHOEZ~ dey DOAN NOE wut it du O wich wae it goe~ DEY HEDZ IZ AL DEFOARM~ smmfh~ DEY ...
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: some people's G+ profiles really make me gag e.g. http://t.co/movHR7kX - garlict: some people's G+ profiles really make me gag e.g. http://t.co/movHR7kX
Jan 31, 2012
garlict: raskalov_vit: Высотный Красноярск http://t.co/J921cyED photos of Krasnoyarsk city in Eastern Siberia during the -30 degrees winter - garlict: raskalov_vit: Высотный Красноярск http://t.co/J921cyED photos of Krasnoyarsk city in Eastern Siberia during the -30 degrees winter
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Awful lot of dull fuckers on G+ working as social media marketers or similar. Sad to see them raising the profile of inner tubes.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Don't worry an aloof androgynous android can't get broody. Only recalling times before posthuman transition.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Mother's pride. A sniff of snot on a teatowel. Burp it up pat on the back. Lie back and get a powdered bottom. Strapped in and being wheeled
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: ""Don't tweet your real life: get an app that tweets an alternative life full of fun and incident. That's what everybody else is doing.""
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: @simonbreak it was @maxkeiser who came up with the "twitter is god's clitoris" line. But yes, my brain is screwed. Usually when I need sleep
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: The trade in hackneyed aphorisms as pearls of spiritual wisdom is getting out of control on social networks. Give yourselves a wisdom badge.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Gladiators Ready!
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Nick nack paddywhack give a dog a bone this old man thinks the 80s were quite good fun actually. No that was the 90s or the 70s. Mancunians!
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Its like pissing champagne into a frogs mouth trying to make a splash on twitter. But then again if this is God's clitoris I'll keep licking
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Oh bejeesus. Sister C is coming wid her lappytoppy to see me. I'm still waiting on Jesus to gift a fit sexy love lady for the previous help.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Break your back to make money. Use your brain to make egg sandwiches.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Late again it is so I'll leave you dreaming of that morning coffee. I have rice crispies scratching in my left ear to deal with. Viddy that.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: Well I no longer have the power. Samson muttered his last. Baby where's me fookin' 'air gone? And that was it. Tiny titted Tempah balls up.
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: I feel a kindred spirit with the attached comic strip. Those words could have been mine. Who hijacked my astral body? http://t.co/Tn9Rs3O4 - garlict: I feel a kindred spirit with the attached comic strip. Those words could have been mine. Who hijacked my astral body? http://t.co/Tn9Rs3O4
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: MegaUpload Dangerous Secrets affect YOU - Guy is like a hyper Mike Moore - scaremongering but some interesting facts http://t.co/Vugl9zmW - garlict: MegaUpload Dangerous Secrets affect YOU - Guy is like a hyper Mike Moore - scaremongering but some interesting facts http://t.co/Vugl9zmW
Jan 30, 2012
garlict: So. I’m about to eat you. I’ve stuck the fork in your breast. Your skin is quite pale – Are you scared, or seared? http://t.co/Ge2NKXOD - garlict: So. I’m about to eat you. I’ve stuck the fork in your breast. Your skin is quite pale – Are you scared, or seared? http://t.co/Ge2NKXOD
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: Thank you fans. I played with J Geils Band and those tied down with battleship chains boys. Wild days lemme tell ya!
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: US Gay or U Gay? huh huh huh I'm totally afro chinese latino munchballs
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: Yes, the Romneys Converted Mitt's Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism http://t.co/Qdg1WUPu - garlict: Yes, the Romneys Converted Mitt's Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism http://t.co/Qdg1WUPu
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: flights to Norway - check
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: @sianberry hope things improve, best not to live with regrets
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: @simonbreak It's time for you to sign to Interscope Records and make some HD videos stuffed full occult symbols & blood sacrifice at the end
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: Why does so much uk rap sound like you're listening to a socialist workers party speech. Not content but general sound. @bbc6music
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: RT @maxkeiser: As the mass of humans stare into timeless screens, the whole concept of a sunrise and daybreak rendered meaningless. We l ...
Jan 29, 2012
garlict: Doda and Vintage: Bringing the Illuminati Agenda to Eastern Europe Pop | The Vigilant Citizen http://t.co/8u7kQhqo - garlict: Doda and Vintage: Bringing the Illuminati Agenda to Eastern Europe Pop | The Vigilant Citizen http://t.co/8u7kQhqo
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: I spewed up in my dustybin listenin' to Ford & Lopatin
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: RT @JoshFeldberg: Me to vodafone: I want to cancel my contract im joining @giffgafff Voda: why? ME:it's cheaper Vodafone:OK hold the l ...
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: Right people if you don't volunteer to empty your neighbourhood bins you will forfeit your right to a bin service. #savelibraries
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: BBC News - Portland Underhill Library to shut due to lack of volunteers http://t.co/sUA1IFp7 #savelibraries - garlict: BBC News - Portland Underhill Library to shut due to lack of volunteers http://t.co/sUA1IFp7 #savelibraries
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: RT @zedbangs: #gerrard off and #carroll still on the pitch??! why?? #lfc
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: #TwitterBlackout is trending on the day of the #TwitterBlackout. Haha. Idiots.
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: RT @herbatron: Right. That's it. I'm putting the bloody heating on.
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: #ff @DrPeterThraft glad you didn't leave twitter
Jan 28, 2012
garlict: I think the last remaining bit of medicated stuffing protecting my wisdom hole has come out & I may be spending this weekend in unholy agony
Jan 27, 2012
garlict: Yes, Finally! George Clooney is Matt King.
Jan 27, 2012
garlict: Christ. Who let Liz Kershaw on to @BBCRadio4? #getbacktostudentradioliz #bbcneedanewtokennorthernlassdj
Jan 27, 2012
garlict: lots of lovingly selected wines for you to buy and drink and share - grapebox - http://t.co/6d2bmN0a - garlict: lots of lovingly selected wines for you to buy and drink and share - grapebox - http://t.co/6d2bmN0a
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: Libya: Detainees tortured and denied medical care - news - MSF UK http://t.co/ts3pOqTP - garlict: Libya: Detainees tortured and denied medical care - news - MSF UK http://t.co/ts3pOqTP
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: Jazz Cafe / Featured Gigs / Lee Scratch Perry http://t.co/Ez2NHy04 - garlict: Jazz Cafe / Featured Gigs / Lee Scratch Perry http://t.co/Ez2NHy04
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: Constant pain where they took my wisdom tooth out for ten days so far. They shoved some healing stuff in but still sore - dry socket :(
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: Dailymotion - Liverpool v Manchester City Highlights http://t.co/ecBzAHVU via @DailymotionUK - garlict: Dailymotion - Liverpool v Manchester City Highlights http://t.co/ecBzAHVU via @DailymotionUK
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: RT @guardianculture: Abba to release previously unheard song http://t.co/kkWkXcLj - garlict: RT @guardianculture: Abba to release previously unheard song http://t.co/kkWkXcLj
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: @simonbreak now that is a product I could get behind. Congratulations on your fiancéehood.
Jan 26, 2012
garlict: RT @simonbreak: So my fiancée created this product with the 009 Sound System dude http://t.co/kIWAsdUj #ecommerce #009soundsystem #trave ... - garlict: RT @simonbreak: So my fiancée created this product with the 009 Sound System dude http://t.co/kIWAsdUj #ecommerce #009soundsystem #trave ...
Jan 25, 2012
garlict: The guys from Spandau Ballet and Tears for Fears could have watched the barney from inside that cafe.
Jan 25, 2012
garlict: Just walked past Nick Robinson and 10 seconds later Stuart Lee. Should have got them together for some Islington morning fisticuffs.
Jan 24, 2012
garlict: Following @rupertmurdoch. Ghosts of children are weeping in the wardrobe, branches are tapping on the window. What terror have I unleashed?
Jan 24, 2012
garlict: Makes you think you've got worms and child porn Trojans flying out of your diseased desktop screen. It stops all yr software from executing
Jan 24, 2012
garlict: Watch out for scare ware called Internet Security 2012. It scared the bejeesus out of one of my learners. I did the Matt Magic and all good.
Jan 24, 2012
garlict: Shit. Should've taken co codamol with ibuprofen instead just paracetamol. Will be awake in pain for 2 hrs until I can dose up and sleep.
Jan 24, 2012
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bullion (22), AC/DC (21) & Aphex Twin (6) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bullion (22), AC/DC (21) & Aphex Twin (6) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Jan 23, 2012
garlict: Lamest thing I've read this century = "God I've missed you Brooker."
Jan 22, 2012
garlict: Top Ten Depressing Video Games including one where you have to go to the library to win. http://t.co/CYaSFpby - garlict: Top Ten Depressing Video Games including one where you have to go to the library to win. http://t.co/CYaSFpby
Jan 22, 2012
garlict: RT @campydraper: I know I'm not a hipster because I've never used a library computer to write a tweet.
Jan 22, 2012
garlict: 2012 Breathe in the fresh air. Why does everything seem so fresh, pure and full of promise? Because nobody plays Franz Ferdinand any more.
Jan 22, 2012
garlict: Once you have over 1000 followers on twitter two bluebirds will come to sew up your ringpiece. Shits & farts will be the preserve of others.
Jan 22, 2012
garlict: I thought that days of relentless punishing pain would lead to creativity. Instead it has led me to the iPlayer and Flatout Ultimate Carnage
Jan 22, 2012
garlict: RT @donalde: @wowser bare as an adjective conveying plenitude leaves me muddled as to the state of mother hubbards cupboard...
Jan 21, 2012
garlict: RT @vizcomic: I don't fancy drinking the house ale. http://t.co/15dAhtTw | @wattolad75 - garlict: RT @vizcomic: I don't fancy drinking the house ale. http://t.co/15dAhtTw | @wattolad75
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: MEGAUPLOAD IS BACK, NEW MEGAUPLOAD SITE - The leading online storage and file delivery service - http://t.co/LNrMtWL6 - garlict: MEGAUPLOAD IS BACK, NEW MEGAUPLOAD SITE - The leading online storage and file delivery service - http://t.co/LNrMtWL6
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: Ah the painkillers are kicking in thank the lord. I can stop retweeting.
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: @BBCr4today SOPA is not about books or films! It's about N Korean / Chinese style censorship. Wake up @bbcradio4 @ ...
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: RT @thedailymash: 'The real victims of phone hacking are the people who loathe John Prescott' http://t.co/UIQIWJ68 - garlict: RT @thedailymash: 'The real victims of phone hacking are the people who loathe John Prescott' http://t.co/UIQIWJ68
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: RT @Have_Bot: would HAVE!! RT @crump3ts if megaupload was called megadownload it would of been shutdown a lot quicker
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: Yeah but all I ever used megaupload for was downloading linux distributions. Honest guv.
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: @simonbreak so, I got a little carried away. I forgive myself because I am on meds and in wisdom tooth extraction pain hell aaaaaaargh
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: RT @findingnewo: It appears that Twitter's pulling the #oppayback and #opmegaupload hashtags. http://t.co/lQ9XtNWq - garlict: RT @findingnewo: It appears that Twitter's pulling the #oppayback and #opmegaupload hashtags. http://t.co/lQ9XtNWq
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: RT @Sky3RN: Twitter has manually removed the #opmegaupload and #oppayback hashtags from trends and appears to be actively ripping out an ...
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: RT @pitchforkmedia: Universal Music, RIAA, MPAA, Dept of Justice Websites Attacked in Retaliation for Megaupload Shutdown http://t.co/lG ... - garlict: RT @pitchforkmedia: Universal Music, RIAA, MPAA, Dept of Justice Websites Attacked in Retaliation for Megaupload Shutdown http://t.co/lG ...
Jan 20, 2012
garlict: http://t.co/wAKuyGqB Anonymous takes down Department of Justice and Universal Music — RT http://t.co/mU1n3olp - garlict: http://t.co/wAKuyGqB Anonymous takes down Department of Justice and Universal Music — RT http://t.co/mU1n3olp
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: Listening to the album You Drive Me To Plastic by Bullion http://t.co/iDjBM0fW via @grooveshark - garlict: Listening to the album You Drive Me To Plastic by Bullion http://t.co/iDjBM0fW via @grooveshark
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: RT @IanDunt: Poll shock: Ken overtakes Boris in London race http://t.co/DdmRYkgP - garlict: RT @IanDunt: Poll shock: Ken overtakes Boris in London race http://t.co/DdmRYkgP
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: RT @GoodBlogPosts: The Poetry Daily is out! http://t.co/NAOIUox2 ▸ Top stories today via @corts @garlict @brenildotavares @adailyshot @d ... - garlict: RT @GoodBlogPosts: The Poetry Daily is out! http://t.co/NAOIUox2 ▸ Top stories today via @corts @garlict @brenildotavares @adailyshot @d ...
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: hands down this is the best android app I've seen in a long time https://t.co/hdXs3b9Y. - garlict: hands down this is the best android app I've seen in a long time https://t.co/hdXs3b9Y.
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: my tweets are getting plain and dry these days, need to rock them up with some follower losing madness - but not tonight fans - power down..
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: a quick observation from me after reading @michaelrosenyes blog about poetry in schools - child without an eye http://t.co/TIHXIB7Q - garlict: a quick observation from me after reading @michaelrosenyes blog about poetry in schools - child without an eye http://t.co/TIHXIB7Q
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: Michael Rosen: David Cameron: Books, Lies and Videotape http://t.co/2N12pbaO - garlict: Michael Rosen: David Cameron: Books, Lies and Videotape http://t.co/2N12pbaO
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: RT @mygibbo: Michael Rosen: David Cameron: Books, Lies and Videotape http://t.co/sTgY2PaP - garlict: RT @mygibbo: Michael Rosen: David Cameron: Books, Lies and Videotape http://t.co/sTgY2PaP
Jan 19, 2012
garlict: Your photostream has been viewed 4,444 times.
Jan 18, 2012
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ween (12), Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band (12) & Johnnie Taylor (9) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ween (12), Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band (12) & Johnnie Taylor (9) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Jan 18, 2012
garlict: Why today of all days are all the radiators in the house piping hot apart from in my room? Just had a wisdom tooth out and I demand comfort.
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: BREAKING NEWS. Some people saw The Artist and went "Meh"
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: @Dominic_Simpson the article is dated 2001. I'm surprised it was that late.
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: Parliament Square is tonight being cleared of protestors and their tents just in time for The War on Iran.
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: RT @minamaya13: #BREAKING #UK - NW #London #Taplow tower block -16th floor ablaze - fire engines & ambulances at scene -ppl being evac ...
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: This Ain't My Jam http://t.co/rkZDj7rf - garlict: This Ain't My Jam http://t.co/rkZDj7rf
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: I like this history of cultures blog. It has exam questions so you feel like you're back at school. Country Cultures http://t.co/4Lte9DYG - garlict: I like this history of cultures blog. It has exam questions so you feel like you're back at school. Country Cultures http://t.co/4Lte9DYG
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: In Da MuthaThuggin' Mountains | Flickr http://t.co/VjwVwvsF - garlict: In Da MuthaThuggin' Mountains | Flickr http://t.co/VjwVwvsF
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: RT @ghostocain: RT @LorDClockaN DHD ICS test build with partialy wrking camera http://t.co/Bk50mfzB - garlict: RT @ghostocain: RT @LorDClockaN DHD ICS test build with partialy wrking camera http://t.co/Bk50mfzB
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: Just to make it clear. There aren't any DHD ICS roms with camera right now but proof of concept has been seen.
Jan 17, 2012
garlict: Xda developers are tantalisingly close to getting ICS camera working on Desire Z (Vision) thanks to a Chinese dude who fixed it for DesireHD
Jan 16, 2012
garlict: Frosty morning music http://t.co/BeCT5pxR - garlict: Frosty morning music http://t.co/BeCT5pxR
Jan 16, 2012
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: RT @maxajl Cockburn on the war against #Iran -- last time Israel lobby and big oil came together we invaded #Iraq:http://t. ... - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: RT @maxajl Cockburn on the war against #Iran -- last time Israel lobby and big oil came together we invaded #Iraq:http://t. ...
Jan 16, 2012
garlict: Canonbury Station | Flickr - Photo Sharing! http://t.co/MQO9g0PL - garlict: Canonbury Station | Flickr - Photo Sharing! http://t.co/MQO9g0PL
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: budgie jail | Flickr - Photo Sharing! http://t.co/MuRfj83L - garlict: budgie jail | Flickr - Photo Sharing! http://t.co/MuRfj83L
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @dannycarrier: @garlict @onslaughtradio @larslb they could make mouse music
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @onslaughtradio: @dannycarrier @garlict @larslb Lol - we probably could. Not sure my fiance' would be too happy :P
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: my last two followers were @onslaughtradio & @LarsLB She hosts online metal radio and he hosts Deep House radio - they should meet and snog
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: new? posh coffee shop Clissold Park http://t.co/9kaoyC5Q - garlict: new? posh coffee shop Clissold Park http://t.co/9kaoyC5Q
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: stranger about to rest and drink coffee in Clissold Park - LX3 Dynamic BW http://t.co/gKzYx32A - garlict: stranger about to rest and drink coffee in Clissold Park - LX3 Dynamic BW http://t.co/gKzYx32A
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: plenty of colour http://t.co/CRzZYXm7 nice website to scroll thru - found using pinterest - garlict: plenty of colour http://t.co/CRzZYXm7 nice website to scroll thru - found using pinterest
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @lucielevings: discovered Pinterest, perfect way to lose a Sunday
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: National Libraries Day What will you be doing on February 4th 2012? http://t.co/1y3urJDE - garlict: National Libraries Day What will you be doing on February 4th 2012? http://t.co/1y3urJDE
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @bengoldacre: This story illustrates why I find angry tribal loyalty to Labour so silly. http://t.co/3ZrtpPD2 - garlict: RT @bengoldacre: This story illustrates why I find angry tribal loyalty to Labour so silly. http://t.co/3ZrtpPD2
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Is there one Labour principle Blairs haven't ripped up in frenzy of greed? see @bengoldacre: http://t.co/G7weXk4I - garlict: RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Is there one Labour principle Blairs haven't ripped up in frenzy of greed? see @bengoldacre: http://t.co/G7weXk4I
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @MichaelRosenYes: Michael Rosen: Win £1000worth of books for ideas on reading.... http://t.co/OiCM0aCv - garlict: RT @MichaelRosenYes: Michael Rosen: Win £1000worth of books for ideas on reading.... http://t.co/OiCM0aCv
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: They've got deer in clissold park http://t.co/daXKc2I7 - garlict: They've got deer in clissold park http://t.co/daXKc2I7
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Good Times - Chic (1979) - YouTube http://t.co/0WOqACVx - garlict: Good Times - Chic (1979) - YouTube http://t.co/0WOqACVx
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Right despite having a cold, I'm gonna go and catch the last rays of the sun in C c c c c Clissold P p p p Park
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: just installed chrome scrobbler so that I can scrobble my youtube listens to last.fm - what a saddo eh? - garlict: just installed chrome scrobbler so that I can scrobble my youtube listens to last.fm - what a saddo eh?
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Asleep on the Forest Floor - Channel - YouTube http://t.co/0FVGnytl Great name for a channel consisting of lengthy ambient drone music - garlict: Asleep on the Forest Floor - Channel - YouTube http://t.co/0FVGnytl Great name for a channel consisting of lengthy ambient drone music
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Kunt and the Gang at Buffalo Bar 28th Jan http://t.co/5T9bgWPW via @lastfm - garlict: Kunt and the Gang at Buffalo Bar 28th Jan http://t.co/5T9bgWPW via @lastfm
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Dean Windass reveals he attempted suicide after becoming depressed following retirement - Telegraph http://t.co/hkrlKZtm - garlict: Dean Windass reveals he attempted suicide after becoming depressed following retirement - Telegraph http://t.co/hkrlKZtm
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @taniaglyde: Hackney marsh http://t.co/twVVrEBT - garlict: RT @taniaglyde: Hackney marsh http://t.co/twVVrEBT
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Holy shit the vinyl rerelease of God Ween Satan sounds fantastic on my newly reborn rig.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: When I say promotional link I mean one of those that earns you a cent every time someone clicks on it. Get a life.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: If you follow me and 1 in every ten tweets of yours is a promotional link, I don't care how real you are in the other nine. I'm not playing.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @QueenofUrUnivrs: Laying nude on the floor. Patio door wide open. Breeze caressing my flesh. Listening to birds sing, I smile. Never ...
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Stare into the lion's eye and if you taste the candy, you'll get to the suprise. #creepiestlyricsever #ween #actingweirdcozhavegotacoldinnit
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Spike Milligan - English Language - YouTube http://t.co/za6VhLbE - garlict: Spike Milligan - English Language - YouTube http://t.co/za6VhLbE
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Pam Ayres - They Should Have Asked My Husband.mpg - YouTube http://t.co/Anq3fJmv - garlict: Pam Ayres - They Should Have Asked My Husband.mpg - YouTube http://t.co/Anq3fJmv
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @simonbreak: Music festivals, no thank you http://t.co/vdDzgc9d #caucasity (via @THEKIDMERO) - garlict: RT @simonbreak: Music festivals, no thank you http://t.co/vdDzgc9d #caucasity (via @THEKIDMERO)
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: .@THEKIDMERO telling it like it is about all you Fake Twitter Record Company CEOs and Urban Models [victory light] http://t.co/0rYKH1ps - garlict: .@THEKIDMERO telling it like it is about all you Fake Twitter Record Company CEOs and Urban Models [victory light] http://t.co/0rYKH1ps
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: I used to get high scores playing Tetris on the Macintosh Classic listening to this ambient masterpiece in Glasgow http://t.co/dnTxWho8 - garlict: I used to get high scores playing Tetris on the Macintosh Classic listening to this ambient masterpiece in Glasgow http://t.co/dnTxWho8
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: OK I lied. Cuckoo's Nest by The Druids it is. What a cracker. http://t.co/CP18NSrq - garlict: OK I lied. Cuckoo's Nest by The Druids it is. What a cracker. http://t.co/CP18NSrq
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Ok last one I promise. Comin' Agg by Scarface. http://t.co/N8Vupw9o - garlict: Ok last one I promise. Comin' Agg by Scarface. http://t.co/N8Vupw9o
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Terminal dtw by Detroit Escalator Co. http://t.co/QO1XMNWq - garlict: Terminal dtw by Detroit Escalator Co. http://t.co/QO1XMNWq
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: I'm downgrading the life expectancy of the average Captain of Industry, Bank Chief and President to the Standard Poor person's level.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @CentrSexCulture: Writers With Drinks Presents an Evening of Uncomfortable Sex Talk, 7:30pm-10:30pm at the Make-Out Room http://t.co/ ... - garlict: RT @CentrSexCulture: Writers With Drinks Presents an Evening of Uncomfortable Sex Talk, 7:30pm-10:30pm at the Make-Out Room http://t.co/ ...
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: RT @tomfoot1: The Henry/scholes returning hero fans' nostalgia good vibes is catching on - what price Blair's back for Labour by end of ...
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: @_ajit8_ I forgot about skyfire. I just use the MIUI browser and Opera. Mostly the MIUI one as it is pretty efficient these days.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: @vizcomic Is it too early for jokes about getting as much action as Lord Runcie's widow?
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: @_ajit8_ Last thing, they're not really conventional mixes more often than not 3 winamps open at once with sound recorder switched on.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: @_ajit8_ Just remembered the only way to get mixcloud to play well on droid was with their widgets my blog http://t.co/W5MhLsC7 - garlict: @_ajit8_ Just remembered the only way to get mixcloud to play well on droid was with their widgets my blog http://t.co/W5MhLsC7
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: @_ajit8_ ah shit thanks. It is mixcloud I use. They don't have an app. Their webpage does work on Droid. You have to set Flash to always on.
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: Van Morrison When I Deliver (rare track) http://t.co/CbVIwD8k - garlict: Van Morrison When I Deliver (rare track) http://t.co/CbVIwD8k
Jan 15, 2012
garlict: @_ajit8_ I don't know right now. Not near the PC. Don't use soundcloud very much.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: @Jo_Bo_Anderson good for you. I joined one of those and never send any messages even though it is obviously the guy's duty to start the ball
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: Ok I've calmed down now. Ommmmmmmnnnnnnuuuummmmmmbbeeeeeevvvvooooosshhhaaaalllaaaaaaa
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: Priveleged yuppy travels to expensive resort in Grenada to sort out his insomnia. I'm gonna have to switch to The Express and Top Gear soon.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: "How to sleep, breathe, walk, think and feel better" FUCK OFF! WHERE ARE MY CANCER SAUSAGES AND GARY GLITTER RECORDS? @theguardian
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: Bugger it maybe I will go and see Mastodon at The Brixton Academy as a contrast to seeing Little Dragon at The Forum.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: @Deek Have you seen that new series, Bright eyed wonders of the pine tabletop?
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: The Saturday Guardian Family section makes me want to spit bullets. Implies that you're not really an adult until you've had children.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: Ugh feeling sick and sorry for myself. The price one eventually pays for being constantly surrounded by unhealthy mofos.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: RT @AdviseHaringey: The closure of the chase farm hospital A&E department has been postponed: http://t.co/ivdQ1i9J - garlict: RT @AdviseHaringey: The closure of the chase farm hospital A&E department has been postponed: http://t.co/ivdQ1i9J
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: @sucittaM reads like that to me now.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: RT @adrianshort: The Guardian's new Kindle book about Facebook is out featuring writing by me & others: http://t.co/aAzJmVLu #socmed - garlict: RT @adrianshort: The Guardian's new Kindle book about Facebook is out featuring writing by me & others: http://t.co/aAzJmVLu #socmed
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: All the "similar to you" people are people I am already following. What is the point of that? #newtwitter
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: I already prefer the new new twitter to the old new twitter.
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: I don't get the bit about London postcodes, do you? How to dress: coloured jeans - video http://t.co/OQQgCPAh http://t.co/a1es37I8 - garlict: I don't get the bit about London postcodes, do you? How to dress: coloured jeans - video http://t.co/OQQgCPAh http://t.co/a1es37I8
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: Bleeding Nora, I've got a new Twitter http://t.co/8bVj9DVm - garlict: Bleeding Nora, I've got a new Twitter http://t.co/8bVj9DVm
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: RT @simonbreak: Why wld anyone want a huge 1920s house w/ garden in Hollywood when they cld get a 2 bed ex-council in Clapton for the sa ...
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: Botswana Music Guitar - Ronnie - "Happy New Year 2011". - YouTube http://t.co/aN25WvgP - garlict: Botswana Music Guitar - Ronnie - "Happy New Year 2011". - YouTube http://t.co/aN25WvgP
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: #bbcaq After living in Scotland for 7 years I felt Scottish. Sadly employers let me know I was bottom of their list should go back to London
Jan 14, 2012
garlict: RT @bitchylibrarian: I wanted to go to lunch, but now I have to help this woman use her laptop. Sigh.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: RT @AliAbunimah: Horrifying. Video shows US soldiers urinating on bodies of slaughtered Afghan civilians http://t.co/KeIdbJuX via @@NiWe10 - garlict: RT @AliAbunimah: Horrifying. Video shows US soldiers urinating on bodies of slaughtered Afghan civilians http://t.co/KeIdbJuX via @@NiWe10
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: So it did exist. I just hadn't PulledToRefresh the android app. Gah. Flibbygibbets and infernal bandicoots. #channelingFry
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: @Deek ...and the tweet goes on :-)
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: RT @Deek: @garlict I was referring to The Last Tweet
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: @Deek oh I see there really was no last tweet. It was an incredibly dull observation about a marantz amp and new speaker cable.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: Infinity ty ty ty
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: There is no last tweet because I never shut the fuck up ;-) To infinite and beyond!
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: @Deek but I don't know if a grey square of cloud in a cold Nordic sky should be tagged as a subject or an object.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: @Deek There was also no "It". Therefore the tweet you replied to was referring to a potential past tweet that could be served for breakfast.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: Hell is being stuck inside that Godley & Creme video just when the beautiful girl is morphing into a bearded Godley (or was that Creme).
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: God is with me. He's playing with my balls while whispering in my ear "this isn't happening".
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: I'm thinking of buying a grabadonut jacket to go with my world of leather speedos.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: Doesn't get any more interesting than that last tweet.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: Finally picked up some new speaker cable and the old marantz amp rescued from the street in the 90s is playing nice again.
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: RT @faisalislam: RBS's peak balance sheet - £2.5tn, versus Scottish GDP of £100bn. In 07 RBS was 2500% of Scottish GDP. In Iceland crisi ...
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: RT @PrivateEyeNews: From Bradford to Brent public #libraries are On Borrowed Time. See our special report in the latest Eye. #savelibraries
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: Next LLL Meeting Thursday 2nd February 2012 at 7.30 pm and will be held in Camden Town Hall http://t.co/acLSJjnS #savelibraries - garlict: Next LLL Meeting Thursday 2nd February 2012 at 7.30 pm and will be held in Camden Town Hall http://t.co/acLSJjnS #savelibraries
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: Art Garfunkel Esquire article. http://t.co/lLxeQ0RT - garlict: Art Garfunkel Esquire article. http://t.co/lLxeQ0RT
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: RT @PrivateEyeNews: #Indy editor tells #Leveson he 'didn't know' about #Hari. Pity he didn't read Eye 1076 in 2003 or 1191 or 1292 or... ...
Jan 12, 2012
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Those Poor Bastards (5), Mike Oldfield (2) & Rod Modell (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Those Poor Bastards (5), Mike Oldfield (2) & Rod Modell (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Jan 9, 2012
garlict: RT @gpavoni: La Barricade is out! http://t.co/XobEEUdO ▸ Top stories today via @garlict @flaglesscoop @teamldn @finance_news__ @arcticha ... - garlict: RT @gpavoni: La Barricade is out! http://t.co/XobEEUdO ▸ Top stories today via @garlict @flaglesscoop @teamldn @finance_news__ @arcticha ...
Jan 9, 2012
garlict: RT @ErrataRob: People are learning the wrong lesson from StratFor. Passwords don't need to be complex, they need to be unique http://t. ... - garlict: RT @ErrataRob: People are learning the wrong lesson from StratFor. Passwords don't need to be complex, they need to be unique http://t. ...
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: London's Shard: a 'tower of power and riches' looking down on poverty | Art and design | The Guardian http://t.co/nr8SbKQa - garlict: London's Shard: a 'tower of power and riches' looking down on poverty | Art and design | The Guardian http://t.co/nr8SbKQa
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: Sunday night TV is getting desperate. The history of Yorkshire Puddings FFS.
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: The other thing I thought was, "girls seem to like him. Must be crap."
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: I remember going in the Bond Street HMV in the 1980s and I saw a long row of just David Bowie records. I thought, well he's had enough love.
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: RT @Sam_Cameron_: Ppl are making too big a deal out of this tourettes thing. Dave doesn't just spend time insulting the disabled...he cu ...
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: Loving the Adrian Chiles tweets. So cruel, but justified when really annoying presenters are kept in high profile jobs by clueless TV execs.
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: RT @Eboue_27: Ahhh I see Adrian Chiles is trending. Probably because he is a massive Bellend #BringBackDes
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: RT @MrJimmyCorkhill: Thierry Henry re-signs for Arsenal ... Paul Scholes re-signs for Man Utd ... COME ON IAN RUSH LAD !! #LFC
Jan 8, 2012
garlict: New single from Air is pretty nice.
Jan 7, 2012
garlict: And for my next trick, Jeff Mills' Purpose Maker mixed with Dancing With Tears In My Eyes by Ultravox
Jan 7, 2012
garlict: For you my dear @carlcraignet a Ewan McColl Scottish folk song mixed into Desire http://t.co/Wfxjqpro #wearenotworthy - garlict: For you my dear @carlcraignet a Ewan McColl Scottish folk song mixed into Desire http://t.co/Wfxjqpro #wearenotworthy
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: Cruger – I Need by @boxmusique http://t.co/zpk02FKw via @elbows - garlict: Cruger – I Need by @boxmusique http://t.co/zpk02FKw via @elbows
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: RT @mattsimmonds: #ff places you can read / listen to my music blog (SGTMT): @exfm @elbows @hypem @shufflerfm @soundinggood
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: CRUGER7 - I Need - YouTube http://t.co/JuUUTq9I ha ha I love it #ukrap - garlict: CRUGER7 - I Need - YouTube http://t.co/JuUUTq9I ha ha I love it #ukrap
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: I'm like totally in a band. I'm the singer. I have incredible stage presence. Woosh and I'm off. Bang you're hooked. Your punch drunk gaze.
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: RT @ajit8_: Listverse http://t.co/cJQKWE3j Top 15 Quotes of Prince Philip #DianeAbbott RT @BBCRadio4 Next up... Diane Abbott's tweet #bbcaq - garlict: RT @ajit8_: Listverse http://t.co/cJQKWE3j Top 15 Quotes of Prince Philip #DianeAbbott RT @BBCRadio4 Next up... Diane Abbott's tweet #bbcaq
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: RT @singabore: #bbcaq Constance Briscoe only in her job because she is black. How does she like that said about her? It's offensive and ...
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: My tribute to Holness http://t.co/sKhQvVuB - garlict: My tribute to Holness http://t.co/sKhQvVuB
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: Holness http://t.co/4TTFcTjn - garlict: Holness http://t.co/4TTFcTjn
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: RT @Klutzes: Lawrence murderers to be sentenced as if they were 16yr olds What about the 19yrs & £Millions lying about it ever since has ...
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: @BBCr4today the only people in local gov to get bonuses are the already overpaid top brass
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: RT @pointsexam: Goldman Sachs - pay your #tax -- sign the @avaaz petition to David Cameron #economy http://t.co/ZRgwpnZy - garlict: RT @pointsexam: Goldman Sachs - pay your #tax -- sign the @avaaz petition to David Cameron #economy http://t.co/ZRgwpnZy
Jan 6, 2012
garlict: .@mixcloud mixes can now be embedded so I have spiced up my original blog with cool widgets - child without an iPod http://t.co/QVz0bsjP - garlict: .@mixcloud mixes can now be embedded so I have spiced up my original blog with cool widgets - child without an iPod http://t.co/QVz0bsjP
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: Abbott tells it like it is / Comment / Home - Morning Star http://t.co/PWFS13Fy - garlict: Abbott tells it like it is / Comment / Home - Morning Star http://t.co/PWFS13Fy
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Please RT: Shocking graph shows how US & UK allowed 1% to grab massive share of income: http://t.co/DtRFUoan #olsx #u ... - garlict: RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Please RT: Shocking graph shows how US & UK allowed 1% to grab massive share of income: http://t.co/DtRFUoan #olsx #u ...
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: RT @tom_watson: Rehypothecated assets. "How banks are using your money to create the next crash" http://t.co/z3CcMlQa (US site). - garlict: RT @tom_watson: Rehypothecated assets. "How banks are using your money to create the next crash" http://t.co/z3CcMlQa (US site).
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: London2Glasgow - a vinyl mix I made last year mostly techno stuff I bought when living in Glasgow in the 1990s http://t.co/sHt1Kky4 - garlict: London2Glasgow - a vinyl mix I made last year mostly techno stuff I bought when living in Glasgow in the 1990s http://t.co/sHt1Kky4
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: Mixmaster Morris Nubient Jan2012 pt.1 http://t.co/HwxiCSGx via @mixcloud - garlict: Mixmaster Morris Nubient Jan2012 pt.1 http://t.co/HwxiCSGx via @mixcloud
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: Ween Fluffy denver 12-29-2011 - YouTube http://t.co/BMQwVbJ2 - garlict: Ween Fluffy denver 12-29-2011 - YouTube http://t.co/BMQwVbJ2
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: Listening to desi radio. Quality!
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: pussy http://t.co/eCUsFiR1 via @mixcloud - garlict: pussy http://t.co/eCUsFiR1 via @mixcloud
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: fromage de tete http://t.co/XOx1TnH0 #childwithoutanipod - garlict: fromage de tete http://t.co/XOx1TnH0 #childwithoutanipod
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: Lord Vishnu doesn't like cupcakes. CC cc Chains that bind. Sweet muffins of tyranny iced with a slick oily glacier of slavery.
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: RT @Rainbow__Arts: I always knew that Boris Johnson was a bigoted racist (he is tory) but this is shocking http://t.co/0OU6H6VY - garlict: RT @Rainbow__Arts: I always knew that Boris Johnson was a bigoted racist (he is tory) but this is shocking http://t.co/0OU6H6VY
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: BBC News - Newsnight - Republican Rick Santorum: 'NHS devastated Britain' http://t.co/6xFqu0c9 via @deek video clip #wotatwat #nhs - garlict: BBC News - Newsnight - Republican Rick Santorum: 'NHS devastated Britain' http://t.co/6xFqu0c9 via @deek video clip #wotatwat #nhs
Jan 5, 2012
garlict: Rainbow Candy mood board - table setting OMG I'm vomming bad http://t.co/Sj59gjci - garlict: Rainbow Candy mood board - table setting OMG I'm vomming bad http://t.co/Sj59gjci
Jan 4, 2012
garlict: Good show on bbc world service about a human couple who live with a gorilla.
Jan 4, 2012
garlict: That should have read "breed". Oh well.
Jan 4, 2012
garlict: Contempt + familiarity breeds acceptance. The hi-jacked form relationships with their captors. I tolerate the A.S.Byatt series on @BBCRadio4
Jan 4, 2012
garlict: Belarus bans browsing foreign websites - Shared with Global News for Android - http://t.co/B6LiOOGT - garlict: Belarus bans browsing foreign websites - Shared with Global News for Android - http://t.co/B6LiOOGT
Jan 3, 2012
garlict: The Dweebs That Made #Path http://t.co/9ubiCUzw - garlict: The Dweebs That Made #Path http://t.co/9ubiCUzw
Jan 3, 2012
garlict: The Social Network That Stole Christmas http://t.co/CisWJz1s - garlict: The Social Network That Stole Christmas http://t.co/CisWJz1s
Jan 3, 2012
garlict: I don't normally like tomatoes John, but this is delicious.
Jan 3, 2012
garlict: http://t.co/vEi6zOmD is my page - garlict: http://t.co/vEi6zOmD is my page
Jan 3, 2012
garlict: Should be asleep. Just fiddling around with lightbox for android. Nice looking but I couldn't even find adjust brightness or contrast. Hmmm
Jan 1, 2012
garlict: RT @F6M: Can I kill our maid, like SEIOUSLY just chop off her head and get over with it
Jan 1, 2012
garlict: RT @OhMyShahad: Omg, I'm so gonna kill our maid. Her voice is freaking ANNOYING. I want her to SHUT HER MOUTH for just a minute! 
Jan 1, 2012
garlict: RT @Khimdeeee: Our maid is lazy. She always takes breaks to get drunk. And now....she's wearing my panties?!? Y u no get fired??? 
Dec 30, 2011
garlict: My next karaoke I'm threatening to do Holding Back The Years
Dec 29, 2011
garlict: Nomad girl on pilgrimage with family at Lake Manasarovar,Tibet http://t.co/KYR1gfJ7 - garlict: Nomad girl on pilgrimage with family at Lake Manasarovar,Tibet http://t.co/KYR1gfJ7
Dec 29, 2011
garlict: In praise of public libraries #savelibraries http://t.co/McrytuBW - garlict: In praise of public libraries #savelibraries http://t.co/McrytuBW
Dec 29, 2011
garlict: RT @fingertrouble: When Same-Sex Marriage Was A Christian Rite - never heard of St Sergio or St Bacchus http://t.co/NMIPyuwj - garlict: RT @fingertrouble: When Same-Sex Marriage Was A Christian Rite - never heard of St Sergio or St Bacchus http://t.co/NMIPyuwj
Dec 29, 2011
garlict: .@housepricecrash have been saying this for years 1st-time buyers may be the losers in shared equity schemeThe Guardian http://t.co/xjBIogMu - garlict: .@housepricecrash have been saying this for years 1st-time buyers may be the losers in shared equity schemeThe Guardian http://t.co/xjBIogMu
Dec 28, 2011
garlict: Nala the cat - vertical remix http://t.co/PQPhUAm1 - garlict: Nala the cat - vertical remix http://t.co/PQPhUAm1
Dec 28, 2011
garlict: Colour photographs of Christina O’Gorman, 1913 http://t.co/t5nZDthr via @theretronaut - garlict: Colour photographs of Christina O’Gorman, 1913 http://t.co/t5nZDthr via @theretronaut
Dec 28, 2011
garlict: Philco PC http://t.co/Le4BUKQs via @theretronaut - garlict: Philco PC http://t.co/Le4BUKQs via @theretronaut
Dec 28, 2011
garlict: RT @simonbreak: Apple products are for creative people who dare to think outside the box http://t.co/AFwmiN0s - garlict: RT @simonbreak: Apple products are for creative people who dare to think outside the box http://t.co/AFwmiN0s
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: Christmas Table 2 - bottles http://t.co/y0ajrbqH - garlict: Christmas Table 2 - bottles http://t.co/y0ajrbqH
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: Nala the cat http://t.co/T3iWFyGX - garlict: Nala the cat http://t.co/T3iWFyGX
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: Christmas Table http://t.co/UYJpBoI4 - garlict: Christmas Table http://t.co/UYJpBoI4
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: RT @robdelaney: If you say "I got it at Whole Foods," instead of "the supermarket," & think I'll let it slide, THINK AGAIN WHITE ASSHOLE.
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: RT @robdelaney: If you've ever attended a fashion show, I would require a 12 pg explanation & 2 reference letters before I would even fa ...
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bodenständig 2000 (3), Dexys Midnight Runners (2) & Go-Kart Mozart (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bodenständig 2000 (3), Dexys Midnight Runners (2) & Go-Kart Mozart (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: I'm one of the 99% * * * of losers who had to sit through Ab Fab on Christmas Day
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: Guy on @bbcworldservice was very bearish on economies of indebted states. Total meltdown leading to civil war. don't hear that often on #BBC
Dec 27, 2011
garlict: The London Sound Survey featuring London maps, sound recordings, sound maps, local history, London wildlife http://t.co/FbylWibq - garlict: The London Sound Survey featuring London maps, sound recordings, sound maps, local history, London wildlife http://t.co/FbylWibq
Dec 25, 2011
garlict: @stacyherbert @maxkeiser Do lizards eat prawns ;)
Dec 25, 2011
garlict: Mike Oldfield meets ZX Spectrum on an android app called Marvin #retrofuture http://t.co/Huk2dnNm - garlict: Mike Oldfield meets ZX Spectrum on an android app called Marvin #retrofuture http://t.co/Huk2dnNm
Dec 25, 2011
garlict: Retro Christmas on Android Phone http://t.co/oaPIZFOj - garlict: Retro Christmas on Android Phone http://t.co/oaPIZFOj
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: RT @maxkeiser: That ache in your soul you feel right now is caused by not watching the Keiser Report http://t.co/vWjNnzzS - garlict: RT @maxkeiser: That ache in your soul you feel right now is caused by not watching the Keiser Report http://t.co/vWjNnzzS
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: RT @maxkeiser http://t.co/lUZoXBQl Do yourself a favour - watch and listen for 25 mins. LEARN and WAKE UP! - garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: RT @maxkeiser http://t.co/lUZoXBQl Do yourself a favour - watch and listen for 25 mins. LEARN and WAKE UP!
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: @BBCRadio4 omg I'm agreeing with Kenneth Baker
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: .@paullewismoney your pundits had very clear vested interests . Their optimism at the end of show sounded like wishful thinking. #moneybox
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: RT @MrsDandy: @bbc5live Katie Hopkins is a ridiculous person, please BBC stop giving her work. Just switched off #5live because of her.
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: I just complained about people posting pics of their cats on G+. Then I realised all the cat pics were from one user whose cat just died 8¬0
Dec 24, 2011
garlict: this demands to be read Bruised but defiant: Mona Eltahawy on her assault by Egyptian security forces | The Guardian http://t.co/bRNbdyeP - garlict: this demands to be read Bruised but defiant: Mona Eltahawy on her assault by Egyptian security forces | The Guardian http://t.co/bRNbdyeP
Dec 23, 2011
garlict: RT @BoingBoing: DRM-free experiment makes Louis CK a millionaire http://t.co/d21FBWy5 - garlict: RT @BoingBoing: DRM-free experiment makes Louis CK a millionaire http://t.co/d21FBWy5
Dec 23, 2011
garlict: RT @michaellegge: Oh, fucking hell: RT @jacobsheep: THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER http://t.co/VCbyQDHc - garlict: RT @michaellegge: Oh, fucking hell: RT @jacobsheep: THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER http://t.co/VCbyQDHc
Dec 23, 2011
garlict: @Flickr anyway I can hide seeing videos in photostreams such as Explore without using a script? Video really spoils slideshows.
Dec 23, 2011
garlict: awesomeness Ceephax Acid Crew - Commuter - YouTube http://t.co/vhjdwndV - garlict: awesomeness Ceephax Acid Crew - Commuter - YouTube http://t.co/vhjdwndV
Dec 23, 2011
garlict: awesome as usual Keiser Report: Capitalism Without Capital? (E226) - YouTube http://t.co/pcFXv1VH - garlict: awesome as usual Keiser Report: Capitalism Without Capital? (E226) - YouTube http://t.co/pcFXv1VH
Dec 23, 2011
garlict: Can't beat a bit of Gunther on midwinter's day Gunther & the Sunshine Girls - Sun Trip - YouTube http://t.co/Bq6gbSfD - garlict: Can't beat a bit of Gunther on midwinter's day Gunther & the Sunshine Girls - Sun Trip - YouTube http://t.co/Bq6gbSfD
Dec 22, 2011
garlict: RT @JackRusselBitch: @garlict SoundCloud http://t.co/u5xs9zmo from @PaulDLewisUK - garlict: RT @JackRusselBitch: @garlict SoundCloud http://t.co/u5xs9zmo from @PaulDLewisUK
Dec 22, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: @garlict SoundCloud http://t.co/MejeQx6L from @PaulDLewisUK - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: @garlict SoundCloud http://t.co/MejeQx6L from @PaulDLewisUK
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: Be Happy http://t.co/tKF707Pk - garlict: Be Happy http://t.co/tKF707Pk
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: RT @ReadingIsFun88: @AJEnglish @AJELive Protestors in #Tahrir are under attack & dieing & u replay the same news hour that was on 2 hrs ...
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: I just decided to promote friends' family's and acquaintances' websites on G+ http://t.co/IiWIwsv4 via @GarlicT - garlict: I just decided to promote friends' family's and acquaintances' websites on G+ http://t.co/IiWIwsv4 via @GarlicT
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: I just decided to promote friends' family's and acquaintances' websites on G+ http://t.co/IiWIwsv4 - garlict: I just decided to promote friends' family's and acquaintances' websites on G+ http://t.co/IiWIwsv4
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: @TBWardle @simonbreak Heathens!
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak @TBWardle when Brian Wilson clawed his way out from heavy meds to deliver a hymn Love and Mercy, the Beach Boys gave us Kokomo.
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak @TBWardle I'd rather go and see Paul McCartney
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak @TBWardle yeah. I'm sorry I missed BW playing Pet Sounds at the Royal Festival Hall but srsly screw those old bitter hasbeens.
Dec 20, 2011
garlict: God this adaptation on radio 4 is so stilted it makes me never want to read A S Byatt. Not that I was planning to.
Dec 19, 2011
garlict: RT @ncguk: I'll never forget that time Kim Jong-Il sent me a picture of himself lighting a fart on the London Eye. RIP you hopeless roma ...
Dec 19, 2011
garlict: RT @mindserenade: @BBCr4today Av house prices are 8x av income in the UK and 12x in London, prices can't outpace income forever!
Dec 19, 2011
garlict: RT @mindserenade: @BBCr4today the country is about to enter a recession, prices are 8-12x income and Today says its a great time to buy ...
Dec 19, 2011
garlict: @KirstieMAllsopp "start taking life seriously" = "get into unmanageable mortgage debt asap to prop up overpriced housing market" spot the VI
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: RT @AliAbunimah: Tell @AmbassadorRice: US-backed racist entity approves 1000 more Jim Crow Jewish homes in occupied West Bank http://t.c ... - garlict: RT @AliAbunimah: Tell @AmbassadorRice: US-backed racist entity approves 1000 more Jim Crow Jewish homes in occupied West Bank http://t.c ...
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: @BBCRadio4 Gin programme. I hope next week we have a similar show about the wonderful varieties of marijuana grown and sold in Holland.
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: RT @GarryShandling: Here's the simple way: everyone who has over 250,000 followers pays 30 percent more income tax.
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: With no Carl and no Dennis, that ain't The Beach Boys. http://t.co/HfXJcGau - garlict: With no Carl and no Dennis, that ain't The Beach Boys. http://t.co/HfXJcGau
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: @JanBR they don't have a Christmas menu, just loads of deliciously spiced curries called wots which they serve with sour pancake mmmmm
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: RT @gurl: You ever made yourself late for work, or picking up your grandmother from the mall, because you were too busy masturbating? Me ...
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: Whenever I have a runny nose I ask Lord Vishnu for a tissue.
Dec 18, 2011
garlict: RT @clagnut: "There's people who can't spell weird right driving around with thousands in the bank." http://t.co/XT2J2FFh - garlict: RT @clagnut: "There's people who can't spell weird right driving around with thousands in the bank." http://t.co/XT2J2FFh
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: RT @Pocketlint: The Pocket-lint Xmas Spectacular - Day 12: Win a Panasonic Lumix GF3 #plxmas http://t.co/G1KWxOt2 - garlict: RT @Pocketlint: The Pocket-lint Xmas Spectacular - Day 12: Win a Panasonic Lumix GF3 #plxmas http://t.co/G1KWxOt2
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: RT @sofiebuckland: UCL in shameless attempt to shut down student union democracy: http://t.co/MYwiSsBj - garlict: RT @sofiebuckland: UCL in shameless attempt to shut down student union democracy: http://t.co/MYwiSsBj
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: It's all there. Fashioned from nintendo's magic pixel dust. Shamanic training for the childish mind. Preparation for the alien goal keeper.
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: The special one knows how to cross (crucifix) the galaxy and needs to be found so that the illuminated ones can make the same spiritual trip
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: There are stars called lumans. (Illuminated humans) a space princess with one eye covered (symbolic) a special one being taken (jesus)
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: soup dragon. le petit prince. the cover of Hergest Ridge by Mike Oldfield. I have concluded it is an illuminati plot. #supermariogalaxy
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: Spent hours getting exactly the right version of dolphin emulator to play super mario galaxy on my pc. I have watched opening too many times
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: Come on kids. It's Effing Christmas!!! http://t.co/JAPOdpFv - garlict: Come on kids. It's Effing Christmas!!! http://t.co/JAPOdpFv
Dec 17, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak though I'd love to take credit for the "our maid" series, it was @AstonishingSod who came up with this. I just retweeted.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @johnwilander: #GodIsNotGreat pulled from trends because christians protest. But #ReasonsToBeatYourGirlfriend was allowed. Stay class ...
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: @Dominic_Simpson no. I've only been to Prufrock once and I drank tea.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: @Dominic_Simpson @simonbreak try Cafe Prufrock in Leather Lane My dad designed the ceiling lighting & you can sit on our old bertoia chairs
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: To me Hitch will always be a film starring Will Smith. #chummynicknamesforpeopleyouneverknewsuckdonkeydick
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: Bibliotherapy. If you have the money and can't stand the library. #middleclassproblems
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: History may excuse those who embarked on the War on Terror. But this history will not be written by the victims. #hitchens
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: Hitchens. Despite his ill-advised war on terror stance, it is safe to say, the wrong brother died.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @WashiezXp: Our maid burned the pop corn so mom said to her: "you're a loser". HAHAHA =))
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @torndirectioner: I hate our maid. Gaah.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @zalhumaidhi: I ask our maid to get me the black and white fur coat, she gets me all the brown ones. Amoot?
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @Loretabs: Why is our maid vacuuming the wood floors. #getamopnewboy #lazyfatpeople.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: @AstonishingSod hope you don't mind me rtweeeting yr our maids. Great idea. These airheads need exposure or something...
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @TRNKHLF: Good morning. I hate our maid.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @GabyVenzonn: Our maid is so annoying. Can you just shut up and do whatever you need to do?! Daming alam.
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: @Dominic_Simpson @simonbreak all around my flat white
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: RT @RichardJMurphy: In US healthcare bosses now earn more than bankers. Now you see why they're so keen to privatise #NHS. http://t.co/C ... - garlict: RT @RichardJMurphy: In US healthcare bosses now earn more than bankers. Now you see why they're so keen to privatise #NHS. http://t.co/C ...
Dec 16, 2011
garlict: @JanBR cheers. Started early this week with a work Xmas dinner at an Ethiopian restaurant. Hope you have a great weekend.
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: Holy Other - Know Where (Official Video) - YouTube http://t.co/xdwTPL3x - garlict: Holy Other - Know Where (Official Video) - YouTube http://t.co/xdwTPL3x
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: @exfm I am enjoying your site and the android app. It would be great if the recent sites element of the chrome ext appeared in android app.
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: @hungbunny you fat bastard, you'll have nightmares now.
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: @ken4london I'm conscious that that sounds a bit harsh. I've got nothing against people trying to survive in London - just the consequences.
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: @ken4london contd. this new phenomenon is pushing up rental costs for us Londoners who don't want to live 3 to a room and send money abroad
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: @ken4london if serious about rent need to tackle rife subletting of private homes by black market gangs to overcrowded poor immigrants
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: Ken finally gets it. Londoners want a living rent. We don't want more part-buy part-rent nonsense. @ken4london
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: RT @ken4london: K: New ideas for the private rented sector, a London-wide not for profit lettings agency & a London Living Rent http://t ... - garlict: RT @ken4london: K: New ideas for the private rented sector, a London-wide not for profit lettings agency & a London Living Rent http://t ...
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: RT @TheCFitzH: Was on BBC News London tonight talking about horrifically high rental prices in London. This city needs rent control!! #k ...
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: RT @MichaelYog: Nick Davies vs Jules Stevenson - great telly.#newsnight
Dec 15, 2011
garlict: RT @adamlangleben: @bynickdavies is owning this NOTW schmuck #newsnight
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: Once you rid the world of trolls and wolves there'll be no more red riding hoods & billy goats gruff, let alone fairies and elves #jerusalem
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: James Murdoch's body will be invaluable to science when he dies as he has inhuman amounts of gall.
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: The play Jerusalem really spoke to me because I've been amongst groups of young hedonists and their eccentric mentors. Funny true sweet wild
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: RT @longers1: What a shame that the theatre is so expensive and not accessible to so many people. They would LOVE #jerusalem.
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: RT @longers1: Audience full of old rich people who barely could barely hear let alone appreciate it. #jerusalem.
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: RT @JennySouthan: Jerusalem - what an astounding, enthralling play. Genius writing and unearthly acting from Mark Rylance
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: RT @SuzAndFood: “@GizziErskine: Just been to see Jerusalem. So bloody good. ” Was there too & couldn't agree more...just GO! Mark Rylanc ...
Dec 14, 2011
garlict: RT @Dillow: Just got back from Jerusalem. Absolutely brilliant, Mark Rylance is phenomenal.
Dec 13, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Johnnie Taylor (3), Clarence Carter (2) & Grateful Dead (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Johnnie Taylor (3), Clarence Carter (2) & Grateful Dead (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Dec 13, 2011
garlict: RT @iRevolt: Anti-African hate-rally in Tel Aviv caught on tape as Haaretz deletes article about it http://t.co/6bhTP9qe via @AliAbunimah - garlict: RT @iRevolt: Anti-African hate-rally in Tel Aviv caught on tape as Haaretz deletes article about it http://t.co/6bhTP9qe via @AliAbunimah
Dec 13, 2011
garlict: Balam Acab - Expect - YouTube http://t.co/11Aou7V7 - garlict: Balam Acab - Expect - YouTube http://t.co/11Aou7V7
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: Terrible rave anthem turn sound down. Latest ICS Rom on Desire Z Desire S ICS PORT B4R1.2 test http://t.co/fU8TNk8e via @youtube - garlict: Terrible rave anthem turn sound down. Latest ICS Rom on Desire Z Desire S ICS PORT B4R1.2 test http://t.co/fU8TNk8e via @youtube
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: Audioboo: sunday sermon http://t.co/YqHOZXSg - garlict: Audioboo: sunday sermon http://t.co/YqHOZXSg
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: JOHNNIE TAYLOR Your Love Is Rated X - YouTube http://t.co/75q6EW6b - garlict: JOHNNIE TAYLOR Your Love Is Rated X - YouTube http://t.co/75q6EW6b
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: @glynmoody nope. people still want hard button numbers, they want nokias, they want the cheapest rubbish "the man in the shop" is offloading
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: @glynmoody I couldn't agree more with your point. I've been telling people since I got my G1 that they will become cheap and ubiquitous.
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: @glynmoody @jjn1 pictured is the 858 not the £30 455 which is not an android phone. 858 can be had from asda for £45 though which isn't bad
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: The Frogs - Homos (Rare 1986 Home Video) - YouTube http://t.co/E4lfuBGr - garlict: The Frogs - Homos (Rare 1986 Home Video) - YouTube http://t.co/E4lfuBGr
Dec 11, 2011
garlict: RT @hoxbot: RT @kieranseamus Massive group of guys on hackney road just asked me "oi bruv, where's the fuckin whore houses round 'ere Co ...
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Happy Birthday Simon Finn. My ipod is playing you.
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Bands of Today: Well educated, well off and well behaved http://t.co/Tc9RwGIV - garlict: Bands of Today: Well educated, well off and well behaved http://t.co/Tc9RwGIV
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Nattoman: @garlict Just a sparkle'n kinda guy :)
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Gene Ween's Solo Debut http://t.co/LCX8IzOp The album will feature his interpretation of Rod McKuen’s music. - garlict: Gene Ween's Solo Debut http://t.co/LCX8IzOp The album will feature his interpretation of Rod McKuen’s music.
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: The Gener ~~ White Christmas - YouTube http://t.co/U2eRCnFt - garlict: The Gener ~~ White Christmas - YouTube http://t.co/U2eRCnFt
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: @Nattoman that hen really sparkles
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Ice T encouraged kids to go to the library in his rap song Lethal Weapon. Garlic T approves #savelibraries
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: bluffer's guide to jam jars. Coat hanger down the window. Door opens. All yours. Strike a match. Dance around the charred remains. Eat toast
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: No rhyme no reason no security no biscuits no goblins no asamatteroffacts no place for you in this game no side to join no right no wrong.
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: RT @chris_coltrane: Remember, it is illegal to remove traces of cocaine from bank notes. Doing so will remove all the note's value, and ...
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Culture culture culture. Something you grow in a petri dish or scrape from your lobes and fling to the bowl while peeing before bed.
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Hiphop on the BBC was dope. Especially enjoyed Ice T and Monie Love.
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: Each facebook happy birthday, each re-tweeted glinner, it makes a special circle, of hell to receive here! All things nice & lovely.......
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: All things bright and cheerful, appearing on my phone, all things wise and wonderful, when will the truth be known?
Dec 10, 2011
garlict: RT @pantsinspace: mmm... never mind the #eurozone @BBCStephanie legs #newsnight
Dec 9, 2011
garlict: This charity single remake of Wishing On A Star is the most autotuned piece of shite I've ever heard. An insult to the original.
Dec 9, 2011
garlict: I enjoyed the Black Mirror "save the libraries" line. Although I expect most people involved in making of show couldn't care less bout libs
Dec 9, 2011
garlict: @arjunbasu and the world barfs
Dec 9, 2011
garlict: Goldman Sachs's blatant Tax Avoidance. This is the City of London's pirate corruption Cameron is defending in Europe http://t.co/HP5kMPxH - garlict: Goldman Sachs's blatant Tax Avoidance. This is the City of London's pirate corruption Cameron is defending in Europe http://t.co/HP5kMPxH
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: Not sure that everyone needs a bosom for a pillow. I find that using a pillow for a pillow does the job satisfactorally.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Japan will spend $29 million of its Tsunami disaster budget to hunt whales. #news http://t.co/dz2KI838 - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Japan will spend $29 million of its Tsunami disaster budget to hunt whales. #news http://t.co/dz2KI838
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: RT @thebookseller: Library cuts reversed in Somerset: Somerset County Council has confirmed it is... http://t.co/f0Lhqs48 - garlict: RT @thebookseller: Library cuts reversed in Somerset: Somerset County Council has confirmed it is... http://t.co/f0Lhqs48
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: Everyone everywhere, the great and the good bang on about libraries. All except the humble user and worker who are just getting on with it.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: At least Edward Lear made an effort. The sun has long gone down so I shall pull my Radcliffe knickers up and rejoin the race. Goodnight.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: I was cut up about Jade Goody's death. Wino's left me cold. Like a butterfly racing a locust in a wind tunnel. Or something.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: RT @hoxbot: RT @oliisaacs The amount of piss and vomit on hackney road is unreal. Its wednesday?!
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: School work experience. I chose media. Other kids got Crimewatch or Radio4. I got Brent FE College media resources dept. @simonbreak #FML
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak Old media internships were much better. Make the tea and get your bum squeezed by Derek Jameson.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak TBH I hadn't read the article til now. Madness. It reads like a scene from Day Today.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: There is a tide in the affairs of women, Which, taken at the flood, leads - God knows where. Byron
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: RT @peeweeherman: Nobody hipped me to that, dude! The Hipster's Dictionary: http://t.co/aVsy2Mhu - garlict: RT @peeweeherman: Nobody hipped me to that, dude! The Hipster's Dictionary: http://t.co/aVsy2Mhu
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: RT @stavvers: OH WHAT THE BLUE FUCK: first working for free. Now, PAYING TO WORK. http://t.co/24TOxZXm - garlict: RT @stavvers: OH WHAT THE BLUE FUCK: first working for free. Now, PAYING TO WORK. http://t.co/24TOxZXm
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: Gene Ween rings in Christmas at New Hope's God Save the Qweens (VIDEO) - New Hope Gazette - Bucks Local News http://t.co/VHbRZZy9 - garlict: Gene Ween rings in Christmas at New Hope's God Save the Qweens (VIDEO) - New Hope Gazette - Bucks Local News http://t.co/VHbRZZy9
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: and so, here we stand in the freezing fucking cold once again, looking at a bunch of penguins - luv u sir Dave fr'real, keep it iced mate
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: don't know much about gravity, fell off the cliff into eternity, but I do know that those rocks did hurt and if you follow I'll look up your
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: why do we despise those we most admire? compute delete fuck comb hair sigh - I have genuine private reasons
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: Those are joke tweets or "art" tweets if you like.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: Like most well known Glasgow artists he's not even from Glasgow or Scotland. Bugger off to trendyland you boring arse.
Dec 8, 2011
garlict: David Shrigley - I've got your card marked mate. Yeah, I saw your sweaty sixteen year old scribbles in the graphic design shops. Go fetch!
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Rational Irrationality: Invoking Teddy Roosevelt, Obama Finds His Voice : The New Yorker http://t.co/L2dMpoGZ - garlict: Rational Irrationality: Invoking Teddy Roosevelt, Obama Finds His Voice : The New Yorker http://t.co/L2dMpoGZ
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Wage slave til you die. RT @guardian: Cancer patients to face welfare tests during chemotherapy, charities warn http://t.co/yynyQarG - garlict: Wage slave til you die. RT @guardian: Cancer patients to face welfare tests during chemotherapy, charities warn http://t.co/yynyQarG
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: RT @jdgalvin: RT @truthout Families Join the Occupy Movement as the 99 Percent Take On the Housing Crisis http://t.co/KhGUZrBl #OWS #D6 ... - garlict: RT @jdgalvin: RT @truthout Families Join the Occupy Movement as the 99 Percent Take On the Housing Crisis http://t.co/KhGUZrBl #OWS #D6 ...
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: The people who complain benefits are too high and against taxes for publi services want to be rescued from mortgage foreclosure @BBCr4today
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: I'm more interested in the Red Hand Gang meets Littlest Hobo combo.
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Is it just me or is occupy "whatever" a bit like a cross between The Tribe, Press Gang and Why Don't You?
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: I'm like this because I have toothache. I am not photocopying my belly.
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: I don't know who Paula Deen is but judging from this photograph I don't want to know http://t.co/Ce5iyTIo @PaulaDeenVagina - garlict: I don't know who Paula Deen is but judging from this photograph I don't want to know http://t.co/Ce5iyTIo @PaulaDeenVagina
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Telling kids in the library that Coca-Cola made Father Christmas red and white feels a bit unnecessary in hindsight. They did ask about xmas
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: They'll never hear about the spaghetti eating cat.Yup you guessed it. A while late strands of pasta were spotted trailing from the cats arse
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Wave Hallo http://t.co/CY1uqRzI - garlict: Wave Hallo http://t.co/CY1uqRzI
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Google Developers page on g+. Insincere smiles poking out from a blue soft-cornered frame. Bored stiff. Stuck inside an old TV Test Card .
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Google Developers page on g+. Reminds me of one of those rooms filled coloured foam balls where you leave your kids. http://t.co/outKlCdk - garlict: Google Developers page on g+. Reminds me of one of those rooms filled coloured foam balls where you leave your kids. http://t.co/outKlCdk
Dec 7, 2011
garlict: Been sporting icecream sandwich on the desire z today. It is rather swish, kind of like stepping into a posh hotel foyer, slick yet familiar
Dec 4, 2011
garlict: RT @NoamChomski: Music videos are designed by the mass media machine to brainwash the citizens, to synch consumptive images with consump ...
Dec 4, 2011
garlict: RT @lornarichardson: Bronze Age finds at Flag Fen incl. oak boats - right on Alan Melton's doorstep!: http://t.co/b2gVSceb #archaeology - garlict: RT @lornarichardson: Bronze Age finds at Flag Fen incl. oak boats - right on Alan Melton's doorstep!: http://t.co/b2gVSceb #archaeology
Dec 4, 2011
garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: Canada Water library – review http://t.co/pjL2EN2l via @guardian Southwark - garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: Canada Water library – review http://t.co/pjL2EN2l via @guardian Southwark
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: “Labyrinth” Starring David Bowie: A Blueprint to Mind Control http://t.co/B83TaQFB I love this website :-) - garlict: “Labyrinth” Starring David Bowie: A Blueprint to Mind Control http://t.co/B83TaQFB I love this website :-)
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: This week I discovrd Rhianna and other sex powered pop stars are in fact mind controlled culture bombing sexbot slaves. http://t.co/dpR2M3VZ - garlict: This week I discovrd Rhianna and other sex powered pop stars are in fact mind controlled culture bombing sexbot slaves. http://t.co/dpR2M3VZ
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: RT @stavvers: Insider info from the trading floor at Barclays: apparently they do so much coke that they end up pooing all over the walls.
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: @dfrw I could only see squall using the wayback machine. some interesting looking articles there though - one for xmas http://t.co/loh2kwfH - garlict: @dfrw I could only see squall using the wayback machine. some interesting looking articles there though - one for xmas http://t.co/loh2kwfH
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: Late 1980s, The Dude Escapes From Thatcher's Britain but what horrors does he discover around the world? #comic #spont http://t.co/i1hDwxZ5 - garlict: Late 1980s, The Dude Escapes From Thatcher's Britain but what horrors does he discover around the world? #comic #spont http://t.co/i1hDwxZ5
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: Back in 1999 I answered Free Will Astrology Rob Brezny's questionaire. My answers are quite interesting I reckon. http://t.co/zGfyJmlq - garlict: Back in 1999 I answered Free Will Astrology Rob Brezny's questionaire. My answers are quite interesting I reckon. http://t.co/zGfyJmlq
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: here's an old website from the olden days http://t.co/718x8xBW - garlict: here's an old website from the olden days http://t.co/718x8xBW
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: Flanders Flounders | Renegade Economist http://t.co/3gT0OQvM via @RenegadeEcon - garlict: Flanders Flounders | Renegade Economist http://t.co/3gT0OQvM via @RenegadeEcon
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: RT @indiaknight: I'm doing a reading/Q&A at Chalk Farm Library on Monday at 7pm, if you're local. With mince pies, obvs. #savelibraries
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: RT @nubient: BBC News - New Icelandic #volcano eruption could have global impact http://t.co/4APLxWxa #iceland - garlict: RT @nubient: BBC News - New Icelandic #volcano eruption could have global impact http://t.co/4APLxWxa #iceland
Dec 3, 2011
garlict: RT @BBCBreaking: UK police recorded at least 2,823 "honour attacks" last year, figures show http://t.co/K6VszC9b - garlict: RT @BBCBreaking: UK police recorded at least 2,823 "honour attacks" last year, figures show http://t.co/K6VszC9b
Dec 2, 2011
garlict: RT @paullewismoney: RBS (owned by taxpayers) and Lloyds (partly ditto) refuse to reinstate cash machine access to basic bank a/c custome ...
Dec 2, 2011
garlict: RT @brainpicker: Heartbreaking… 19-year-old Afghan girl to be freed from jail after agreeing to marry her rapist http://t.co/5BoKtSJv #r ... - garlict: RT @brainpicker: Heartbreaking… 19-year-old Afghan girl to be freed from jail after agreeing to marry her rapist http://t.co/5BoKtSJv #r ...
Dec 2, 2011
garlict: RT @AmnestyUK: 27 years on from Bhopal disaster, London 2012 organisers have http://t.co/lxU2GBQb - garlict: RT @AmnestyUK: 27 years on from Bhopal disaster, London 2012 organisers have http://t.co/lxU2GBQb
Dec 2, 2011
garlict: RT @simonbreak: I understand what it's for and why it's needed but I'm sorry, the people's mic just makes me shudder #lifeofbrian #badpe ...
Dec 2, 2011
garlict: Super children's dance/movement event at Queen's Crescent Library for local kids organised by Mapalim. The kids had a great time. Thanks!
Dec 2, 2011
garlict: Aphex Twin "Lichen" VIDEO: The Geek (1971) - Unknown Director - Filmed in 16mm. http://t.co/XkVUA1LK - garlict: Aphex Twin "Lichen" VIDEO: The Geek (1971) - Unknown Director - Filmed in 16mm. http://t.co/XkVUA1LK
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: Boards Of Canada "Kid For Today" - Ektachrome video (1963) http://t.co/Jl8Fusln - garlict: Boards Of Canada "Kid For Today" - Ektachrome video (1963) http://t.co/Jl8Fusln
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: I've just remembered that I did some really bad dancing in the pub last night.
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: Someone out there has my copy of Fuck Scotland by Francis Gallagher. #Iwantmybookbackplease
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: @lawandsexuality good work Holmes
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: That tough was meant to be rough.
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: Only meant to have one or two beers and then... Oh my poor head. Today is gonna be a tough one.
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: got a wee bit pished tonight after the strike/march - all good - love everybody - kisses and hugs - custard and rhubarb
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: GOD the new BBBC page is UTTER SHITE, I know they are trying to be all windowsphone7 and google+ but they are failing completely - appalling
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: 1st Dec, new crappy BBC homepage, how exciting, how are your rentals going? sorry just talking to the BBC property-pension workers excuse me
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: @RichardOsley what no burning bin?, and no, I didn't go for a cup of tea with that so and so
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: "Don't have babies - it's expensive, makes you boring and then your husband will run off with a younger woman!"
Dec 1, 2011
garlict: er hang on a sec don't mean to be a bastard but why are people working and renting rooms to lodgers getting tax credit? http://t.co/WYOfayqI - garlict: er hang on a sec don't mean to be a bastard but why are people working and renting rooms to lodgers getting tax credit? http://t.co/WYOfayqI
Nov 30, 2011
garlict: @Frances_Coppola why are illiterate teachers hired? It suggests to me that the supply of literate candidates is not there. Why is that?
Nov 30, 2011
garlict: RT @paullewismoney: Although OBR says CPI inflation will flatline at 2% from end 2013, RPI inflation rises to 4% by start of 2017 - so d ...
Nov 30, 2011
garlict: @RichardOsley not gonna get it - health and safety
Nov 30, 2011
garlict: RT @Frances_Coppola: RT @revstu: BBC showing teacher's strike placard: "HAND'S OFF MY PENSION". << better pay conditions = literate teachers
Nov 30, 2011 garlict: RT @paullewismoney: Unite has worked out what pensions various Ministers will have earned already if they retire at the next election ht ...
Nov 30, 2011 garlict: RT @BBCr4today: Money saved by keeping interest rates low "dwarf" amount of money created by fiscal stimulus, says George Osborne #r4tod ... Nov 30, 2011 garlict: Low rates = "money saved" by flagrant debtors who wanted to get rich by buying properties they couldn't afford = "banks saved" = moralhazard Nov 30, 2011 garlict: @BBCr4today "money saved" by flagrant debtors who wanted to get rich by buying properties they couldn't afford = "Money lost" by the prudent Nov 30, 2011 garlict: @BBCr4today what are these 1% pay rises that you speak of? Three years of 0% is the reality. #osborne #n30 Nov 30, 2011 garlict: @dfrw no escape from Tuesday morning reality Nov 29, 2011 garlict: Remember a lot of BBC's staff use Buy to Let property as their pension. Do not expect unbiased reporting on the economy. Nov 29, 2011 garlict: So weird. Bohemian rhapsody was going round my head in bathroom. Get upstairs turn on radio and Nicky Campbell starts quoting lines from BR Nov 29, 2011 garlict: RT @ianlovelandUK: Delighted the brilliant @tom_watson is on the Select Committee launching inquiry into library closures - hope they fi ... Nov 29, 2011 garlict: Curry Processing Unit http://t.co/XCDFud43 - garlict: Curry Processing Unit http://t.co/XCDFud43 Nov 29, 2011 garlict: Lamb dupiaza - all gone http://t.co/lK6K4OaK - garlict: Lamb dupiaza - all gone http://t.co/lK6K4OaK Nov 29, 2011 garlict: After curry juice http://t.co/WI5x1A4R - garlict: After curry juice http://t.co/WI5x1A4R Nov 28, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Strike now to get back what's yours / Comment / Home - Morning Star http://t.co/jHYCe4hF #Nov30 - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Strike now to get back what's yours / Comment / Home - Morning Star http://t.co/jHYCe4hF #Nov30 Nov 28, 2011 garlict: RT @Splottdad: right; off to bed. Busy day tomorrow, undermining the British economic miracle that Mr Osborne is so successfully deliver ... Nov 28, 2011 garlict: RT @Spetmologer: @Jponpolitics if a 1 day strike runs up a bill of £500m, how much did a BH for 28m workers for the Royal wedding in Apr ... Nov 28, 2011 garlict: RT @Spetmologer: @Jponpolitics since when did those who ABSTAIN in a strike ballot are counted as a NO ? Have l missed something ? Nov 28, 2011 garlict: RT @SirBlimelyWindy: @JPonpolitics For years govts have creamed off a surplus from public sector pension schemes and now they want us to ... Nov 27, 2011 garlict: RT @Gizmodo: The Hot Water Bottle: Possibly the Coziest Invention of All Time http://t.co/BRIVY6jJ - garlict: RT @Gizmodo: The Hot Water Bottle: Possibly the Coziest Invention of All Time http://t.co/BRIVY6jJ Nov 27, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Michael Rosen: Have written the following to the Guardian letters page in response to Gove's suggestion tha… (cont) http:// ... Nov 27, 2011 garlict: RT @walkyouhome: The Enemies of Books: Why we need books, libraries and a free internet: http://t.co/o6Qgz8IT @UKpling #savelibraries - garlict: RT @walkyouhome: The Enemies of Books: Why we need books, libraries and a free internet: http://t.co/o6Qgz8IT @UKpling #savelibraries Nov 27, 2011 garlict: RT @UncleDynamite: Facebook has proven my father right. After examining my old girlfriends' Thanksgiving photos, they really did all bec ... Nov 27, 2011 garlict: I can't stop listening to this. Larkin Grimm "The Butcher" http://t.co/8ayTgSzx - garlict: I can't stop listening to this. Larkin Grimm "The Butcher" http://t.co/8ayTgSzx Nov 26, 2011 garlict: @JanBR thanks, I hope yours is lovely too Nov 26, 2011 garlict: RT @hungbunny: Podcast 228 is also on Mixcloud at http://t.co/odNC351j - garlict: RT @hungbunny: Podcast 228 is also on Mixcloud at http://t.co/odNC351j Nov 26, 2011 garlict: RT @rossfinley: Britain eats (leverages) its young http://t.co/WtvB2I0D @jamessaft #housing - garlict: RT @rossfinley: Britain eats (leverages) its young http://t.co/WtvB2I0D @jamessaft #housing Nov 26, 2011 garlict: RT @KarinaTR4S: On behalf of Inverness I'd like to apologise for Danny Alexander. Not one person I've met here likes or supports him. Nov 26, 2011 garlict: Hark I hear the righteous indignation of twitter's self appointed moral guardians calling out in patronising harmony. #thatcher #death #dead Nov 26, 2011 garlict: So you ate some ramen. What do you want, a medal? Nov 25, 2011 garlict: To qualify as a true modern Islington parent you must cycle your child around in a tea chest. Nov 25, 2011 garlict: mobile me http://t.co/5pkgzy2x - garlict: mobile me http://t.co/5pkgzy2x Nov 24, 2011 garlict: Footprints: Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics from This Leaden Pall http://t.co/AuodOt2A - garlict: Footprints: Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics from This Leaden Pall http://t.co/AuodOt2A Nov 24, 2011 garlict: What happened next was a double decker of decades where china in your hands became you in china's hands. Nov 24, 2011 garlict: I lay on her back. Invested time in her memories. I believe she was in a hammock in Arizona gazing up at particularly fluffy little clouds. Nov 24, 2011 garlict: there are layers and slices and angles and non intersecting sets and pools and drifts and trends and knowledge gaps - but where is my mind? Nov 24, 2011 garlict: RT @simonbreak: Going to Palm Springs for Thanksgiving. Mainly I will be wearing Pringle and pretending to be Bing Crosby #pringle #amer ... Nov 24, 2011 garlict: scrobble to last.fm with google music in chrome or firefox with this script http://t.co/JuaBSQmH - garlict: scrobble to last.fm with google music in chrome or firefox with this script http://t.co/JuaBSQmH Nov 24, 2011 garlict: YES! RT @schammond: Great post using your local library cos it saves mountains of cash http://t.co/LjrBAuph #savelibraries #uselibraries - garlict: YES! RT @schammond: Great post using your local library cos it saves mountains of cash http://t.co/LjrBAuph #savelibraries #uselibraries Nov 24, 2011 garlict: RT @schammond: Great post about using your local library cos it saves mountains of cash http://t.co/7BUqG3O9 #savelibraries #uselibrarie ... - garlict: RT @schammond: Great post about using your local library cos it saves mountains of cash http://t.co/7BUqG3O9 #savelibraries #uselibrarie ... Nov 24, 2011 garlict: They're gobbling the gobblers. #thanksgiving Nov 24, 2011 garlict: Media intrusion makes celebs paranoid. Mixing cocaine with adultery can lead to a similar state of mind. Nov 24, 2011 garlict: Mark Lawson has gone insane. He is to be exterminated with extreme prejudice. #listenagainst Nov 24, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: The Consumer Forums - Crisis - Volunteers needed to help homeless people this Christmas http://t.co/VJOE1l7p - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: The Consumer Forums - Crisis - Volunteers needed to help homeless people this Christmas http://t.co/VJOE1l7p Nov 24, 2011 garlict: some funky ass dancing from 1978 http://t.co/HAmjTIHW - garlict: some funky ass dancing from 1978 http://t.co/HAmjTIHW Nov 23, 2011 garlict: RT @kilwin_62: #newsnight performance should be rewarded? In which case the city would resemble the killing fields #areyoutakingthepiss! ... Nov 23, 2011 garlict: RT @DrMatthewAshton: I'm irritated that I work hard for my wages, however executives feel they should only work hard if they get extra " ... Nov 23, 2011 garlict: RT @Comrade58: Newsnight.Listening to these three talk about their solutions to fatcat pay helps you realise you have nothing in common ... Nov 23, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: @garlict Snow and tents cause havoc in London greater than that caused by Hitler's blitz. Apparently. Nov 23, 2011 garlict: Another great episode of that therapy drama on @BBCRadio4 Nov 23, 2011 garlict: Earthquakes nuclear fallout famine revolution massacres economic armageddon. And Kate Bush writes an album about snow. Nov 22, 2011 garlict: RT @jmahlives: Who's this hopeless woman on #r4today: "we're not Germany": "you don't give children a say so why workers" !! Nov 22, 2011 garlict: RT @will_full: Who was that vile woman on #r4today just now? She compared paying workers to giving kids pocket money. Nov 22, 2011 garlict: RT @channel4news: Exclusive from #c4news - GPs say they have firm evidence that the government is planning to privatise the NHS http://t ... - garlict: RT @channel4news: Exclusive from #c4news - GPs say they have firm evidence that the government is planning to privatise the NHS http://t ... Nov 22, 2011 garlict: Just been listening to two albums by @loscil that I bought because of @grooveshark and @spotify. Free streaming does lead to CD sales. Nov 22, 2011 garlict: Ha ha that brutally honest mp character talking to his psychiatrist is back on @BBCRadio4 Nov 22, 2011 garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Julian Cope (12), Kettel (6) & Luna (5) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Julian Cope (12), Kettel (6) & Luna (5) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 Nov 21, 2011 garlict: @faisalislam ...can't get an income strangling uber-mortgage that redirects salary from being spent on the real economy to the vampire banks Nov 21, 2011 garlict: RT @jeremycorbyn: @MichaelDugherMP @edballsmp @BBCr4today We need to build more Council homes, not sell them, and control private rents, ... Nov 21, 2011 garlict: Build cheap rental public housing for all on OUR brownfield sites rather than flog them off to your property developer mates. @BBCRadio4 Nov 21, 2011 garlict: Grant! Lenders aren't lending because the world has discovered that house prices are overpriced to bubble. UK prices need to drop @BBCRadio4 Nov 21, 2011 garlict: RT @joshuahersh: This guy's good RT @hackneylad: The new front-line of #Egypt's reawakened revolution http://t.co/iUwMhbHu #Tahrir - garlict: RT @joshuahersh: This guy's good RT @hackneylad: The new front-line of #Egypt's reawakened revolution http://t.co/iUwMhbHu #Tahrir Nov 21, 2011 garlict: RT @SethEag: #ows The Culture That Finally Bit Back http://t.co/eGejmPk4 - garlict: RT @SethEag: #ows The Culture That Finally Bit Back http://t.co/eGejmPk4 Nov 21, 2011 garlict: RT @MissEllieMae: UC Davis police placed on leave after pepper spray video outrage http://t.co/OD4jQqN3 - garlict: RT @MissEllieMae: UC Davis police placed on leave after pepper spray video outrage http://t.co/OD4jQqN3 Nov 21, 2011 garlict: Franklyn. Like a dolled up Islingtonian episode of Sapphire and Steel. Nov 21, 2011 garlict: See the goals in great quality Chelsea 1 Liverpool 2 English commentary http://t.co/YGNn8aPF #lfc click on top right corner for fullscreen - garlict: See the goals in great quality Chelsea 1 Liverpool 2 English commentary http://t.co/YGNn8aPF #lfc click on top right corner for fullscreen Nov 20, 2011 garlict: (sings) When I wear a glove it will be four fingers, four fingers and a thumb! Nov 20, 2011 garlict: "so sell around 1 million council houses and build 100,000 new ones? they should build 2 million new council houses and stop right to buy" Nov 20, 2011 garlict: RT @lisaansell: If someone hasn't joined your strike. Try this. http://t.co/yi6nnjwX - garlict: RT @lisaansell: If someone hasn't joined your strike. Try this. http://t.co/yi6nnjwX Nov 20, 2011 garlict: RT @jonsnowC4: visited #occupy..organised, eclectic...smell of good food..filmed it for our review of 2011 Nov 20, 2011 garlict: RT @waynecoyne: Fantastical skies today by the equator!! http://t.co/2BQbedM1 http://t.co/ptmVdul6 - garlict: RT @waynecoyne: Fantastical skies today by the equator!! http://t.co/2BQbedM1 http://t.co/ptmVdul6 Nov 20, 2011 garlict: Here it is for you masochists. The Workers - Let's Work Together http://t.co/1QAnrLjx - garlict: Here it is for you masochists. The Workers - Let's Work Together http://t.co/1QAnrLjx Nov 20, 2011 garlict: Also the new song and video is as excruciatingly awful and embarrassing as every party political broadcast that is shown on TV. Nov 20, 2011 garlict: Unions are not internet savvy. Unison promoted new TUC pop song using an incorrect twitter addy and the youtube fails to link to dl purchase Nov 20, 2011 garlict: Was the looting this summer allowed as part of a "silent strike" by the police? In 1919 a police strike led to looting http://t.co/fVqtk9cB - garlict: Was the looting this summer allowed as part of a "silent strike" by the police? In 1919 a police strike led to looting http://t.co/fVqtk9cB Nov 20, 2011 garlict: RT @marysofthesea: "What better occupation, really, than to spend the evening at the fireside with a book, with the wind..." http://t.co ... - garlict: RT @marysofthesea: "What better occupation, really, than to spend the evening at the fireside with a book, with the wind..." http://t.co ... Nov 20, 2011 garlict: @rejecter we used to sing that as kids my sister and I. Even then with our innocent minds we thought it was a bit creepy. Nov 20, 2011 garlict: RT @rejecter: My daughter is singing 'Does Your Mother Know' which is rather unsettling. Nov 20, 2011 garlict: RT @ijclark: Total value of books borrowed: £80. No way I could spend £80 per week to aid my daughter's literacy. #savelibraries Nov 20, 2011 garlict: "We only managed to bring down the head of the regime [Hosni Mubarak]. The rest of the tree is still standing," Nov 19, 2011 garlict: My last two tweets were supposed to have pictures attached - bloody phone. Nov 19, 2011 garlict: is in a relationship with Clissold park. Nov 19, 2011 garlict: Life was just a bag of laughs living up North. Nov 19, 2011 garlict: RT @rt_com Bloomberg's office admits to arresting credentialed OWS press — RT http://t.co/D5G1MsKA - garlict: RT @rt_com Bloomberg's office admits to arresting credentialed OWS press — RT http://t.co/D5G1MsKA Nov 18, 2011 garlict: RT @BoingBoing: 1 week after attending NY Public Library gala, Bloomberg destroys #OWS library containing honorees' books (and his own) ... Nov 18, 2011 garlict: [VocalPost] Sleepy test of VocalPost app. Audio is limited to 30 seconds. #android #spokenword : http://t.co/prRR1YjY - garlict: [VocalPost] Sleepy test of VocalPost app. Audio is limited to 30 seconds. #android #spokenword : http://t.co/prRR1YjY Nov 18, 2011 garlict: Live Swan Watch on channel 301. Now this is Television! Nov 18, 2011 garlict: #bbcaq young British earning low will never save a penny that will pay for anything in the overpriced (housing) UK. Where is the Motivation? Nov 18, 2011 garlict: #bbcaq the reason young people from Latin America and Eastern Europe are so keen to work in UK is money worth a lot back in home country. Nov 18, 2011 garlict: RT @xdadevelopers: Android: Nexus One "Too Old" for ICS? Get Real! AOSP-Based Builds Arrive for Various Devices! http://t.co/mHZOds4O - garlict: RT @xdadevelopers: Android: Nexus One "Too Old" for ICS? Get Real! AOSP-Based Builds Arrive for Various Devices! http://t.co/mHZOds4O Nov 18, 2011 garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Goldman Sachs conquers Europe #news http://t.co/ebTrgzkp - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Goldman Sachs conquers Europe #news http://t.co/ebTrgzkp Nov 18, 2011 garlict: RT @WWarped: Oh shit its time for work. Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @ResonanceFM: this geezer - @maxkeiser - http://t.co/Eo6c98nW is doing a Resonance FM fundraiser in London on Saturday http://t.co/4J ... - garlict: RT @ResonanceFM: this geezer - @maxkeiser - http://t.co/Eo6c98nW is doing a Resonance FM fundraiser in London on Saturday http://t.co/4J ... Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @cookdandbombd: Fucking hell. Chris Morris & Julia Louis-Dreyfus! CM involved with Veep? (via @pirate_joe) http://t.co/HLQx4bjQ - garlict: RT @cookdandbombd: Fucking hell. Chris Morris & Julia Louis-Dreyfus! CM involved with Veep? (via @pirate_joe) http://t.co/HLQx4bjQ Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @UKuncut: We came with cards, flowers, party poppers, and Cava and to gate crash DodgyDave's key note speech http://t.co/Zk01g5dd - garlict: RT @UKuncut: We came with cards, flowers, party poppers, and Cava and to gate crash DodgyDave's key note speech http://t.co/Zk01g5dd Nov 17, 2011 garlict: Can House Trailer - This is awesome- you must watch http://t.co/JrQsCQXq - garlict: Can House Trailer - This is awesome- you must watch http://t.co/JrQsCQXq Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @georgegalloway: Why didn't Eddie Mair on BBC Radio 4 ask Ribal Al-Assad who his father is and what he did in Syria? #fb Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @faisalislam: So taxpayers lose £400m on the good bank Northern rock sale, and get to keep the bad bank with the rotting 125% mortgages. Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @ArnieEtc: Just to clarify, we've sold the good bit of Northern Rock (with all the toxic debt moved to the 'bad bank') for a £700 mil ... Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @thedailymash: Osborne to use £747m from Northern Rock sale to bail out new owners http://t.co/tzojL7FL - garlict: RT @thedailymash: Osborne to use £747m from Northern Rock sale to bail out new owners http://t.co/tzojL7FL Nov 17, 2011 garlict: The Daily Mash - Osborne to use £747m from Northern Rock sale to bail out new owners http://t.co/YglzSeOj - garlict: The Daily Mash - Osborne to use £747m from Northern Rock sale to bail out new owners http://t.co/YglzSeOj Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @jkerrstevens: watching a Lambeth parking inspector peeing in my street doesn't fill me with joy about our council. Nov 17, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Put live frog in copper pot of cold water. Light fire. Frog slowly boils. That's the speed of our reactions. That's how far ... Nov 17, 2011 garlict: King Arthur is pants. Nov 16, 2011 garlict: Corporate-driven coups in the heart of Europe. a must read. #goldmansachs http://t.co/BJEVuoOM - garlict: Corporate-driven coups in the heart of Europe. a must read. #goldmansachs http://t.co/BJEVuoOM Nov 16, 2011 garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: Rebecca Black's Latest Music Video Has Arrived [Video]: Af... http://t ... - garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: Rebecca Black's Latest Music Video Has Arrived [Video]: Af... http://t ... Nov 15, 2011 garlict: RT @sickjew: City could afford massive liquidation and theft of its assets by banks, but "cannot afford" its population's response. http ... Nov 15, 2011 garlict: RT @cyanogen: ..and we're off. check back in 2 months :) #cm9 #ics Nov 15, 2011 garlict: RT @jbqueru: ICS is all live in AOSP, go ahead and sync it. Creating new clients is better. http://t.co/jpg38K10 - garlict: RT @jbqueru: ICS is all live in AOSP, go ahead and sync it. Creating new clients is better. http://t.co/jpg38K10 Nov 15, 2011 garlict: RT @OccupyWallSt: The 5k books of #thepeopleslibrary have been thrown in the trash. #ows Nov 15, 2011 garlict: night said bed Nov 15, 2011 garlict: Interesting follow up discussion of Faisal Islam's "Not the end of capitalism" blog on HPC http://t.co/rhxbzxVm - garlict: Interesting follow up discussion of Faisal Islam's "Not the end of capitalism" blog on HPC http://t.co/rhxbzxVm Nov 15, 2011 garlict: RT @faisalislam: It's not the end of capitalism at all. It's, Game, Set and Match to capitalism. My blog: http://t.co/SwWma49g - garlict: RT @faisalislam: It's not the end of capitalism at all. It's, Game, Set and Match to capitalism. My blog: http://t.co/SwWma49g Nov 15, 2011 garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Helios (11), Bad Company (8) & Pole (6) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Helios (11), Bad Company (8) & Pole (6) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 Nov 14, 2011 garlict: Not sexy tweets but I'm building up my resistance to the anti-strike propaganda that is about to hit us public sector workers #Nov30 Nov 14, 2011 garlict: RSA - Going Dutch - how to double the value of British pensions http://t.co/mRtRTQIw - garlict: RSA - Going Dutch - how to double the value of British pensions http://t.co/mRtRTQIw Nov 14, 2011 garlict: Large public sector schemes pay out more because of economies of scale and less need for profits for the operators. #British #pensions Nov 14, 2011 garlict: Minor changes to our regulatory framework could boost pension returns by 39 percent. #British #pensions Nov 14, 2011 garlict: A huge proportion of our pensions disappear in fees – with charges swallowing up to 40 percent of the value of the pension. #pensions Nov 14, 2011 garlict: If a typical Dutch and a typical British person save the same amount for their pension, the Dutch can expect a 50% higher income #pensions Nov 14, 2011 garlict: RT @MundoJazz: RT @garlict: I wish I was as cool as @MundoJazz and I fancy him Nov 14, 2011 garlict: RT @MundoJazz: That mamacita Theresa May made me so horny. She said she would let me stay in England if I promised to feed her pussy. Nov 14, 2011 garlict: RT @feb17libya: Viagra-munching Muammar Gaddafi bedded five a day http://t.co/3kKwE6NF - garlict: RT @feb17libya: Viagra-munching Muammar Gaddafi bedded five a day http://t.co/3kKwE6NF Nov 14, 2011 garlict: RT @hotpatooties: I hope Lady GaGa can escape from Kittys vagina and get to the stage in time for her performance. #kittystolegagaandhid ... Nov 14, 2011 garlict: I'd rather lick drops of sweat from Morris Macfuck the ginger trapeze artist's nutsack than watch #gaga on #xfactor Nov 14, 2011 garlict: people being slaves to the dictats of the @googlenexus challenges should think to themselves "I'm doing this for a f*&$!ng telephone, why?" Nov 14, 2011 garlict: When I see CSI:NY in the tv listings I think "cool, they're showing a Crosby Stills Nash and Young concert" before the mundane reality hits. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: I re-uploaded a mix called Umbrella. You should definitely whack it on. http://t.co/ApVkSo3r - garlict: I re-uploaded a mix called Umbrella. You should definitely whack it on. http://t.co/ApVkSo3r Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @_ajit8_ oh yeah, I remember that. Nasty piece of work. Still. It is good that the true vileness of the Tories is revealed to younger voters Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @_ajit8_ I'm sure he is. Don't get me wrong. They're all despicable. ps. there wasn't a link attached to that. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: RT @MundoJazz: RT @garlict: @SethEag I hereby donate all of my worldly goods to kittens Nov 13, 2011 garlict: GUEST: Where did David go wrong? MERCER: Well, he was born. ha ha ha, read the rest of the transcript here. http://t.co/k8eM39AN #cameron - garlict: GUEST: Where did David go wrong? MERCER: Well, he was born. ha ha ha, read the rest of the transcript here. http://t.co/k8eM39AN #cameron Nov 13, 2011 garlict: RT @tweetminster: The words Patrick Mercer MP is claimed to have used against David Cameron http://t.co/oijq2UIM - ConHome - garlict: RT @tweetminster: The words Patrick Mercer MP is claimed to have used against David Cameron http://t.co/oijq2UIM - ConHome Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @theflaminglips nice though it is to see your grinning hairy faces, we were mostly wanting to see the Japanese girls. We being me and pinky. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: RT @Zen_Moments: A religious awakening which does not awaken the sleeper to love has roused him in vain. ~ Jessamyn West Nov 13, 2011 garlict: RT @thinkprogress: Bachmann holds up China as a model social and economic system, audience applauds Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @dfrw thanks, good reads @SethEag Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @SethEag I've seen a few falsies. @MundoJazz specialises. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @Deek You're as young as year dot. And doing a fine job of holding up the big monkey man. Goodnight. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @dfrw well that is food for thought. I appreciate your opinions :-) ta x Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @dfrw :-) I hope I can unsingle myself without being a writer. Maybe I should try improving just to see where it goes. See what is there. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: I like this reggae band. Miles better than the lou metal. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: Lou Reed and Metallica. Yeah well okay. Better than Oasis at least. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: He lived in a downy hutch with fluffy feathers and Gordon's gin bottles. Then the wolf blew it down and his feet never touched the ground. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: RT @Deek: @garlict GET OUT MORE Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @Deek can't go out until my brain has unlobotomised itself. Which will happen at some point between now and 2020 I calculate. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: Mincing about the stage with scary hands and a Savile wig. Time for the big black limo. Crawl on yer knees roll on yer back. Crowd explodes. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: I was born to love noone noone to love me. Only the wind and the tall green grass in a land of forgotten dreams. Slip through a crack. Gone. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: It rains on the moon more frequently than I have sex. Nov 13, 2011 garlict: Those Korean kittens can't sing or dance. Ah look its cilla she can't sing either. Painful #beatles Nov 13, 2011 garlict: @prodnose oh god no, wish I could unsee that Nov 13, 2011 garlict: uloops studio works a helluva lot better now I'm no longer using the G1. I will go and make some crappy mobile music y'all hear, #android Nov 13, 2011 garlict: Updated the radio driver for my desire z with the recent one released for the G2 in the USA. Great results. #reasonforrooting #android Nov 12, 2011 garlict: Been watching Al Jazeera. Feeling sad for the people of Yemen and Syria. Nov 11, 2011 garlict: Delish meal I rustled up. Baked aubergines then tomato sauce with parmesan baked til bubbling a la Nigel Slater. http://t.co/ZFOzRF1u - garlict: Delish meal I rustled up. Baked aubergines then tomato sauce with parmesan baked til bubbling a la Nigel Slater. http://t.co/ZFOzRF1u Nov 11, 2011 garlict: RT @DoWhatITellYou: Stand up. Put your hand (or hoof) on your heart. Say "11, 11, 11." Now salute. Good. Nov 11, 2011 garlict: Hello Friday. I will attempt to get to work without fainting or having an anxiety attack. Wish me luck. Nov 11, 2011 garlict: RT @faisalislam: ..And frankly, many of the 40-plus media classes are totally bought into BTL too, so don't expect any serious look at t ... Nov 11, 2011 garlict: RT @faisalislam: Meanwhile politicos pretend they care by having "first time buyer summits" in reality do nothing to offend multiple pro ... Nov 11, 2011 garlict: RT @paullewismoney: Crisis has passed straight over Portugal, Ireland, Spain to hit Italy and France... http://t.co/R2rAm0jh - garlict: RT @paullewismoney: Crisis has passed straight over Portugal, Ireland, Spain to hit Italy and France... http://t.co/R2rAm0jh Nov 11, 2011 garlict: RT @paullewismoney: Euro states living beyond means for years. Debt manageable with growth. But no (cont) http://t.co/Uf2LKVyR - garlict: RT @paullewismoney: Euro states living beyond means for years. Debt manageable with growth. But no (cont) http://t.co/Uf2LKVyR Nov 11, 2011 garlict: RT @rj_gallagher: Worst police violence I've seen so far at any #Occupy protest. Hard to watch - riot cops attack #California students h ... Nov 11, 2011 garlict: Hah , that sounded a bit wanky. think I'll unfollow myself, Nov 11, 2011 garlict: No newsnight or question time for me tonight. This is a night for peace and sensitivity. Nov 11, 2011 garlict: Check out Sharron Kraus at The China Shop Gallery, OX4 1PY http://t.co/7FVl9Vka via @lastfm - garlict: Check out Sharron Kraus at The China Shop Gallery, OX4 1PY http://t.co/7FVl9Vka via @lastfm Nov 10, 2011 garlict: @NewJournal Horrible story. Elderly people are very vulnerable. Sometimes they're robbed by people they know & trust on their housing estate Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Unelected EU banker becomes Greek PM - Morning Star http://t.co/AJu30UA8 - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Unelected EU banker becomes Greek PM - Morning Star http://t.co/AJu30UA8 Nov 10, 2011 garlict: The one size fits all benefit reforms are inhumane. Read this http://t.co/L8lnL2Wp - garlict: The one size fits all benefit reforms are inhumane. Read this http://t.co/L8lnL2Wp Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @THemingford: @garlict Yes to rent caps. Please have a read of this chaps dreadful situation - http://t.co/nbwWz5ZU - garlict: RT @THemingford: @garlict Yes to rent caps. Please have a read of this chaps dreadful situation - http://t.co/nbwWz5ZU Nov 10, 2011 garlict: @SexEdUKation @MissEllieMae and especially if kept on a turkey basting brush (see Sunset Beach). Nov 10, 2011 garlict: hang on I'm supposed to be chilling out. tomorrow the flying saucers are coming 11:11:11 hold tight kids... Nov 10, 2011 garlict: europe doomed, new dark ages, new fascism, new wars, 3rd world planet, suicidal radioactive lemmings flooded and then baked in a global oven Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: In the USSR nobody paid rent. It was their country. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: That's enough of that. I feel ghastly. Having another labyrinthitis attack so must go and chill out. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: And have you seen the size of these newbuild flats? Rabbit hutches that make 1960 council flats seem like palaces. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: Buying a shared ownership house is a complete rip off as the overall price is massively overinflated. Let's have cheap rent flats instead. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: Rent capping will also reduce the price of buying a house. Renters are just paying for BTLers overinflated mortgages. Let's end the madness. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: Unfortunately uncapped housing benefit helps drive rent higher for those of us who don't claim. I propose rent capping NOT benefit capping. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @hungbunny: It's a bit like pile cream. http://t.co/7fjpaW1q - garlict: RT @hungbunny: It's a bit like pile cream. http://t.co/7fjpaW1q Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @adrianshort: They banned Muslims Against Crusades. Perhaps govt could take a closer look at the Royal British Legion: http://t.co/nJ ... - garlict: RT @adrianshort: They banned Muslims Against Crusades. Perhaps govt could take a closer look at the Royal British Legion: http://t.co/nJ ... Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @welsh_gas_doc: What's Operation Millipede? #phonehacking Nov 10, 2011 garlict: #jamesmurdoch I am drowning in the manure spewing from his mouth. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @tom_watson: Late, late night playing Portal 2. Early, early morning drafting questions and listening to The Clash on full blast. #br ... Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @byameliahill: #murdoch Crone misled the committee. Myler too. So says James. The only one with clean hands, it seems. What a white k ... Nov 10, 2011 garlict: Just got called from work. Can I come in this afternoon? Being the dedicated public servant I am I have agreed. Bollocks. #savelibraries Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @faisalislam: ... Here's a blog and a film I did from a year ago, precisely predicting the Bailout BTL boom ... http://t.co/XitA4PGf ... - garlict: RT @faisalislam: ... Here's a blog and a film I did from a year ago, precisely predicting the Bailout BTL boom ... http://t.co/XitA4PGf ... Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @ChrisMasonBBC: James Murdoch giving evidence to the Commons Culture, Media and Sport Committee is now live with @vicderbyshire @bbc5 ... Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @rfrst: http://t.co/q7ruEdnW <- #deadthatcheravatarday picture :-) - garlict: RT @rfrst: http://t.co/q7ruEdnW <- #deadthatcheravatarday picture :-) Nov 10, 2011 garlict: @faisalislam a continuation of the years of amateur landlords buying properties as pensions. Anti-work, money for nothing shame of Britain. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: @dfrw cheddar gorge innit? ;) Nov 10, 2011 garlict: @DaftLimmy This is your finest hour. Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @MrsBuhweet: @DaftLimmy Its ok when the Tories deface pictures of politicians isnt it ? http://t.co/sKjBqwMt #twofaced - garlict: RT @MrsBuhweet: @DaftLimmy Its ok when the Tories deface pictures of politicians isnt it ? http://t.co/sKjBqwMt #twofaced Nov 10, 2011 garlict: RT @sitcomgeek: Well after all this, now I HAVE to follow @DaftLimmy on Twitter: http://t.co/VuUXy3cl - garlict: RT @sitcomgeek: Well after all this, now I HAVE to follow @DaftLimmy on Twitter: http://t.co/VuUXy3cl Nov 10, 2011 garlict: People on radio and tv keep saying that I spent the last decade gorging myself on cheap credit. I did no such thing!
Nov 9, 2011 garlict: RT @KeiserReport: maxkeiser: RT @maxkeiser: China will make a play for Italy's 2,500 tonnes of gold http://t.co/qpp1uMYm http://t.co/1bI ... - garlict: RT @KeiserReport: maxkeiser: RT @maxkeiser: China will make a play for Italy's 2,500 tonnes of gold http://t.co/qpp1uMYm http://t.co/1bI ...
Nov 9, 2011 garlict: RT @themanwhofell: The moon looks beautiful this evening. Nov 9, 2011 garlict: RT @AJELive: Oakland man says police shot him with rubber bullet while he was videotaping last week's protests: Follow our Live Blog htt ...
Nov 9, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Incessant City-worship http://t.co/GMiDBpFB If BBC producers are short of names they can phone the Morning Star for suggest ... - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Incessant City-worship http://t.co/GMiDBpFB If BBC producers are short of names they can phone the Morning Star for suggest ...
Nov 9, 2011 garlict: Like an asteroid over troubled Earth I will fly me by.
Nov 9, 2011 garlict: This is a must read. I couldn't agree more! RT @UKpling: Public Lib News : Volunteering as a weapon http://t.co/0UXk6Hcm #savelibraries - garlict: This is a must read. I couldn't agree more! RT @UKpling: Public Lib News : Volunteering as a weapon http://t.co/0UXk6Hcm #savelibraries Nov 9, 2011 garlict: RT @tokugawasmile1: Used to have 2 goldfish called Simon & Garfunkel, Garfunkel died so we ended up with a fish called Simon. Embarrasing.
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: RT @_ajit8_: The City knows it's taking the piss http://t.co/iFjybLeE - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: The City knows it's taking the piss http://t.co/iFjybLeE
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: @deanwhitbread I know it sounds weird but I also concluded that subconcious works in a different way with time so library info from future?
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: Wichita Lineman in my head. Really sore piles in my bum.
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: @deanwhitbread Nice ouija board story. I had mind-boggling dabbles which led me to believe it was group subconcious sharing.
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: Conrad Murray: Paedo Slayer. #jacksontrial
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: Don't give Conrad Murray a jail sentence. Give him a medal, for murdering that paedo cunt Jackson.
Nov 8, 2011 garlict: My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Rod Modell (2) & Enya (1) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Rod Modell (2) & Enya (1) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @mygibbo: Public Libraries News : 6th November Keith Mitchell, accuser of library campaigners, to step down in May http://t.co/jdjilJiz - garlict: RT @mygibbo: Public Libraries News : 6th November Keith Mitchell, accuser of library campaigners, to step down in May http://t.co/jdjilJiz
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: RT @zerohedge: "The fact that the US ambassador to Germany is a 23 year Goldman alum probably deserves repeat menti ...
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @CllrMattSanders: Tomorrow is deadline for offers to take on libraries #Camden wants rid of. Not clear what will happen if council do ...
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: 2 4 6 8 Who do we really hate? Matthew!!! (repeat) #PrimarySchoolMemories
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @fordybo: "@ThePoke: this is the most depressing thing I've read in ages http://t.co/rNO6TwTa" is this what humans are now?! - garlict: RT @fordybo: "@ThePoke: this is the most depressing thing I've read in ages http://t.co/rNO6TwTa" is this what humans are now?!
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @ThePoke: Are you a hipster? http://t.co/wAqrHibD - garlict: RT @ThePoke: Are you a hipster? http://t.co/wAqrHibD
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @jeremycorbyn: Greece under ECB/IMF administration told to choose a new Government. Health cuts, pensions slashed and wages reduced y ...
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: RT @WorldPeace2Day: Hackers shut down IDF and Mossad websites in defense of #FreedomWaves Haaretz: http://t.co/xX783pYz #Gaza #Palesti ... - garlict: RT @WorldPeace2Day: Hackers shut down IDF and Mossad websites in defense of #FreedomWaves Haaretz: http://t.co/xX783pYz #Gaza #Palesti ...
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: Wordplay is the lowest form of tweet.
Nov 7, 2011 garlict: Awful mix of celebrity rentagobs writing for Huffington Post UK. William Hague Sam Fox and Noel Gallagher. Where are the real bloggers?
Nov 6, 2011 garlict: Photocopier http://t.co/BEfISLqz - garlict: Photocopier http://t.co/BEfISLqz
Nov 5, 2011 garlict: #bbcaq The increase in the LGP scheme we will have to pay is going direct to Treasury not into our pension pot
Nov 5, 2011 garlict: RT @Janiete: @BBCRadio4 Pensions aren't driving wedge between public and private sector workers, Gov ministers are using the issue to do ...
Nov 5, 2011 garlict: RT @yrieithydd: It's not paying people in the public sector extra, it's not taken away what they've been working for #bbcaq
Nov 5, 2011 garlict: RT @Noelgoodboo: #bbcaq yes being asked to take a pay cut to work longer for a pension worth less without pay rise for three years is un ...
Nov 5, 2011 garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: Woman Claims Painting Haunted By Headless Ghost: It’s a painted picture of a paranormal photograph. But ... http:/ ...
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Russian grave-robber 'lived with 26 female corpses... which he dressed as dolls and teddy bears' #news http://t.co/e ... - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Russian grave-robber 'lived with 26 female corpses... which he dressed as dolls and teddy bears' #news http://t.co/e ...
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: RT @DougStanhope: UK shows; Aylesbury, Newcastle, Tunbridge Wells, York, Wolverhampton, Sunderland, Southport, Bradford,... http://t.co/ ... - garlict: RT @DougStanhope: UK shows; Aylesbury, Newcastle, Tunbridge Wells, York, Wolverhampton, Sunderland, Southport, Bradford,... http://t.co/ ...
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: That last tweet was my best ever. Should be hung in the British museum.
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Mouth starting to taste like dogshit. I wouldn't kiss me if I were you.
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Glad I stayed up late enough to hear that pulse of heavy rain. Good night thin air.
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Grayson Perry well yes quite I suppose maybe right yeah ok why not?
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: The gentleman's crack den in Rab C Nesbitt was brilliant. As was Rab's cheeky moneyshot at the camera at the end. It was like Viz on TV Nov 4, 2011 garlict: I think I've discovered that the use of the word Bare by London Yoot originated in Canada. Try a twitter search and you'll see what I mean.
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Titus I'm bored. What plaything have you got for me today? An obscure country in the Balkan Peninsula. The inhabitants refer to it as Hellas
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Beware of armless marble statues baring tiny packages. Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Hideous fools run Manchester schools. Spineless swines demented minds. Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Facetious is my middle name.
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: And don't get me started on The Clash. Bag o' shite public school boy's favourite toss. Almost puked at Glasto when I found Strummer's Fire.
Nov 4, 2011 garlict: Why are The Specials seen as cooler than The Beat? > http://t.co/YCtrS5q8 Public school boys preferred The Specials which put me off them. - garlict: Why are The Specials seen as cooler than The Beat? > http://t.co/YCtrS5q8 Public school boys preferred The Specials which put me off them.
Nov 4, 2011
garlict: Robert Peston getting jiggy to The Specials. I knew that band was overrated. Give me The Beat any day.
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: RT @antialacran: PressTV - Chomsky: US practices state terrorism http://t.co/BIIjutsa Drones against civilians in Paquistán, Yemen and S ... - garlict: RT @antialacran: PressTV - Chomsky: US practices state terrorism http://t.co/BIIjutsa Drones against civilians in Paquistán, Yemen and S ...
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: @LesleyFairbairn I'd love to be able to read it as it was incredible stuff taunting the current crop of politicians.
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: @LesleyFairbairn I heard Heathcote speak a poem in Oxford that was like an update of I Will Not Pay Taxes with strong ecological theme.
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: @LesleyFairbairn ooh thanks for that
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: Last time I came to the British Museum this wasn't here. http://t.co/TyZIOSdY - garlict: Last time I came to the British Museum this wasn't here. http://t.co/TyZIOSdY
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: @LesleyFairbairn I just wish he'd publish his new poetry somewhere I could read or hear it.
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: RT @LesleyFairbairn: @garlict I wish Heathcote Williams would start Tweeting!
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: The sad story of Isaac Hayes death and how Scientology was a factor in it. http://t.co/wkP1zdRe - garlict: The sad story of Isaac Hayes death and how Scientology was a factor in it. http://t.co/wkP1zdRe
Nov 3, 2011
garlict: God I'm gorgeous. http://t.co/kUmWiZUT - garlict: God I'm gorgeous. http://t.co/kUmWiZUT
Nov 2, 2011
garlict: Your boss will live longer than you - The Life Scientific, Sir Michael Marmot http://t.co/a0n2aGqF - garlict: Your boss will live longer than you - The Life Scientific, Sir Michael Marmot http://t.co/a0n2aGqF
Nov 2, 2011
garlict: Tomorrow I'm going to see Larry Grayson in Oh What A Lovely Pinafore at the British Museum. I have no idea why.
Nov 2, 2011
garlict: RT @faisalislam: “@HuffingtonPost: Nuclear station in San Diego (@SCE_SONGS) issued a level 3 emergency alert. http://t.co/1lFRXKxs "s ... - garlict: RT @faisalislam: “@HuffingtonPost: Nuclear station in San Diego (@SCE_SONGS) issued a level 3 emergency alert. http://t.co/1lFRXKxs "s ...
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: The first website that linked to my site in the late 90s was the wonderful Edible Brain http://t.co/oviaGCmO What is Spanky doing now? - garlict: The first website that linked to my site in the late 90s was the wonderful Edible Brain http://t.co/oviaGCmO What is Spanky doing now?
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @TheBlackDog Socks? Nah. It's time to get out the floating candles, whack on the Enya and think of mummy.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: The real subliminal lyrics to Enya's Anywhere Is single from 1995. "And you shall buy my records, and you shall buy my records (repeat)"
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @TheBlackDog Well in that case I hope they release their new LP just in time for Christmas. Enya seems to have quit.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: I am now following 555 of you buggers.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @dfrw for me.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @dfrw It still sounds too close to steamy poo to me.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @dfrw I didn't see it. Was it a comment on one of your pictures?
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: RT @eeleach: When marvelling at the productivity of 20thC scholars, remember the wives, servants, and private incomes that made it all p ...
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ween (8), Tycho (3) & John Stewart (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ween (8), Tycho (3) & John Stewart (2) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @renduh round my way they all traipse around with their parents. Bunch of pussies. Where are the naughty kids on the prowl? A dying art.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: I used to be a gambolling lamb. Leaping & dancing not giving a damn. Now I am leaden & stiff as a broom. I should go drop some Es at shoom!
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: Now I've got loads of left over sugary e-number nasties that I will inflict on the workmates tomorrow.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: ..."is it trick or treat then?" she hadn't said anything and I forgot to do the "ooh I'm scared" bit. So I tipped some jellybeans in her bag
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: I had a shed load of defensive sweets for trick or treaters. One little girl rang the bell and stood there as I towered over and blurted...
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: So sweet my sugar so sweet. Dangy dong dingo's kidneys. Half way up the stairs is a junky lying prone. It's not easy being queasy. Peace son
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: MelonHeads starring Jill Dando and Bernie TurkeyBreath Sumner. Their summer smash hit It's a shame that sting ray killed Steve Irwin.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: Nothing can be written here of export. Except to remind the reader of his or her brain cells that are already steps ahead and washing dishes
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: Teavens jones teavans and knapsack. Bequeath sly minky a toasted bun. Meringue and jelly fruit for tea. Christ is English don't you know?
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: @dfrw cor blimey. Haven't read that in years. Quite an apt line. As I'm exuding nastiness at the mo'. Along with niceness too. Strange mix.
Nov 1, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: @garlict phanphuqntastik
Oct 31, 2011
garlict: RT @wikileaks: Google hands over WikiLeaks emails to secret Washington Grand Jury | WSJ http://t.co/2BaCiuSP - garlict: RT @wikileaks: Google hands over WikiLeaks emails to secret Washington Grand Jury | WSJ http://t.co/2BaCiuSP
Oct 31, 2011
garlict: RT @mixcloud: Lend us your eyes and ears radio lovers: @TheBBCAcademy are putting on a free industry training day in February http://t.c ... - garlict: RT @mixcloud: Lend us your eyes and ears radio lovers: @TheBBCAcademy are putting on a free industry training day in February http://t.c ...
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: RT @djhanks: Have you seen this cartoon about the Tory Workfare scheme? Sums it up perfectly: http://t.co/r6JlLUUa(via @chris_coltrane) ... - garlict: RT @djhanks: Have you seen this cartoon about the Tory Workfare scheme? Sums it up perfectly: http://t.co/r6JlLUUa(via @chris_coltrane) ...
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: RT @geoffwetblanket: My take on the John Humphrys welfare programme. http://t.co/CPnjEIjr #TFSOWWJH - garlict: RT @geoffwetblanket: My take on the John Humphrys welfare programme. http://t.co/CPnjEIjr #TFSOWWJH
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: RT @carlmaxim: BREAKING NEWS: Met involved in new phone hacking scandal > http://t.co/ackKpEDq - garlict: RT @carlmaxim: BREAKING NEWS: Met involved in new phone hacking scandal > http://t.co/ackKpEDq
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: Devices tricked the navigation cam and lost the vessel. Electrodes pulled and chemistry failed. Gum line and drill made a loss on trade fee.
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: When I was a sailor young. I wore my flares and tunes did hum. She liked it when we tied the knot. She promised all my chart could plot.
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: Mash oop de yamface an get the kiddy clued well in time fe de wash up an ting. Behave now we see incoming tomcat and brown face rat chase ay
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: The vast majority of victims of war are civilian men, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. WHITE POPPIES FOR PEACE http://t.co/iISimw7u - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: The vast majority of victims of war are civilian men, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. WHITE POPPIES FOR PEACE http://t.co/iISimw7u
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: All this poetry workshop waffle on radio 4. Get it off and let's have Heathcote Williams saying something thought provoking instead. #radio4
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: Tim Dowling's Cornwall article is the most pointless waste of shiny magazine paper I have yet witnessed. I'd prefer GCSE pupils' essays.
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history ...
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: wow this one really is techno like, just missing the kick drum from 1959 http://t.co/nQ8CnFKU - garlict: wow this one really is techno like, just missing the kick drum from 1959 http://t.co/nQ8CnFKU
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: been searching for the early roots of techno, check this out from 1958 - the opening part is pretty minimal http://t.co/CzfpD68D - garlict: been searching for the early roots of techno, check this out from 1958 - the opening part is pretty minimal http://t.co/CzfpD68D
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: @_ajit8_ wow I've never heard Tonto's before - interesting, thanks
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: @hungbunny Good point. I think journs wish they could make a living writing books rather than hacking away, so they focus on those that do.
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: Now you're going to ask me to name some new interesting writers. Ask some smart arse 20 year olds!
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: @_ajit8_ yeah you're right. I just had through that out there for randomness as it was stuck in my head.
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: I've got nothing against Jeanette but I think lazy paper editors go for certain names and won't experiment or try new interesting writers.
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: There's always an article about Jeannette Winterson's something or other. So boring. Makes me want to read The Telegraph. @guardian
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: Qantas management? Bunch of qants!!! #qantas
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: I meant Fuck Qantas! #qantas #spelling
Oct 30, 2011
garlict: Fuck Quantas!
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: People say the first techno track is by Kraftwerk or that it is I Feel Love by Summer/Moroder. For me it is Golden Brown by The Stranglers.
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: Chaos Field - more experimental but still good http://t.co/KwwGpNWj check it out now! - garlict: Chaos Field - more experimental but still good http://t.co/KwwGpNWj check it out now!
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: RT @Gavlah1973: Now then now then hows about that then! #jimmysaville #rip
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: now then now then, what have we here? #rip #JimmySaville
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: RT @SimonNRicketts: No more jangle-jangle of jewellery, it seems. It is being reported that Jimmy Saville has died.
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: Happy Saturday - check out this groovy mix called Basket Case put together by me http://t.co/5KDVIjkM - garlict: Happy Saturday - check out this groovy mix called Basket Case put together by me http://t.co/5KDVIjkM
Oct 29, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Thatcher costs UK taxpayers £500,000 http://t.co/ALYbMQUr (via @presstvmobile) #PressTV http://t.co/HmcVf85z - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Thatcher costs UK taxpayers £500,000 http://t.co/ALYbMQUr (via @presstvmobile) #PressTV http://t.co/HmcVf85z
Oct 28, 2011
garlict: All those shitty slebs who pose standing body side on facing the camera are hiding their gynormous fat waists. Magazines are full of it.
Oct 28, 2011
garlict: RT @Jinjirrie: PCHR Weekly Rpt: 13 abducted in 58 separate incursions this week; settlers attack olive harvest - http://t.co/omFyCqzF # ... - garlict: RT @Jinjirrie: PCHR Weekly Rpt: 13 abducted in 58 separate incursions this week; settlers attack olive harvest - http://t.co/omFyCqzF # ...
Oct 28, 2011
garlict: Everyone is asleep. I'm trying not to have toothache.
Oct 27, 2011
garlict: You might believe there is a poltergeist in the house after listening to this #halloween http://t.co/DXhXw9hG via @mixcloud - garlict: You might believe there is a poltergeist in the house after listening to this #halloween http://t.co/DXhXw9hG via @mixcloud
Oct 27, 2011
garlict: At primary school we told others to stretch their mouths open with their fingers and say "My dad is a banker" No need for the stretching now
Oct 27, 2011
garlict: St Paul was a tent maker. I could imagine Jesus being born in the camp. http://t.co/brbxtA77 - garlict: St Paul was a tent maker. I could imagine Jesus being born in the camp. http://t.co/brbxtA77
Oct 27, 2011
garlict: Latest Coldplay Paradise song is worse than their Living La Vida Loca song. I didn't think it possible.
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: RT @PropertyPrawn: Graham Road, Hackney. They tried and gave up trying to sell it in 2010. http://t.co/9vRCDLmb #homesunderthehammer - garlict: RT @PropertyPrawn: Graham Road, Hackney. They tried and gave up trying to sell it in 2010. http://t.co/9vRCDLmb #homesunderthehammer
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: RT @gdnpoliticswire: Donor in Liam Fox scandal revealed as defence lobbyist Stephen Crouch http://t.co/2SJ7xLSB - garlict: RT @gdnpoliticswire: Donor in Liam Fox scandal revealed as defence lobbyist Stephen Crouch http://t.co/2SJ7xLSB
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: RT @julieakent: Schweet! RT @ColanM: Children's author being interviewed on BBC News is wearing a #Ween t-shirt. Boognish pride.
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: Can't wait to read the new Murakami three part novel. IQ84.
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: RT @AliceBlundrland: BBC News - Almost 10,000 Doncaster Council workers face 'dismissal' http://t.co/1RE3AM6j - garlict: RT @AliceBlundrland: BBC News - Almost 10,000 Doncaster Council workers face 'dismissal' http://t.co/1RE3AM6j
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: @Dominic_Simpson Better to be the Chairman of his own destiny.
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Listening to the narrowest minds on earth discussing corporate, bond holder and banking welfare on @BBCr4today
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: Radio4 File on 4 How hedge funds and asset strippers will profit massively from Greece's "Haircut".
Oct 26, 2011
garlict: I watched the TOTP 1976 repeat and now have the chorus of this song stuck in my head. http://t.co/7Q7Xtkqc - garlict: I watched the TOTP 1976 repeat and now have the chorus of this song stuck in my head. http://t.co/7Q7Xtkqc
Oct 25, 2011
garlict: RT @miuirom: Guys, we want more people to "follow" us, u have any good idea? pls help me: ) This baby android says thank you XD http://t ... - garlict: RT @miuirom: Guys, we want more people to "follow" us, u have any good idea? pls help me: ) This baby android says thank you XD http://t ...
Oct 25, 2011
garlict: @Dominic_Simpson last 7 days. It is an automated thing I signed up to. Most ipod listening doesn't get onto it.
Oct 25, 2011
garlict: @dfrw ha ha well spotted. I wish I could say that was intentional.
Oct 25, 2011
garlict: Enough smarts my arse.
Oct 25, 2011
garlict: People who write or say "enough smarts" instead of "smart enough".
Oct 25, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ween (13), A Reminiscent Drive (8) & Luna (5) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ween (13), A Reminiscent Drive (8) & Luna (5) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Oct 24, 2011
garlict: RT @Daveograve: Brent council's wall of shame #savelibraries #brentsoslibraries http://t.co/P5FsmU1W - garlict: RT @Daveograve: Brent council's wall of shame #savelibraries #brentsoslibraries http://t.co/P5FsmU1W
Oct 24, 2011
garlict: RT @gdnpoliticswire: NHS power will be held by quango, leaked document reveals http://t.co/dWhkLHT6 - garlict: RT @gdnpoliticswire: NHS power will be held by quango, leaked document reveals http://t.co/dWhkLHT6
Oct 24, 2011
garlict: Do you think the members of Crowded House all lived together?
Oct 24, 2011
garlict: I always miss Curb Your Enthusiasm? #whyalwaysme
Oct 24, 2011
garlict: RT @TaraBusch: First time in Glasgow, absolutely the best night so far. What a wonderful, kind, fabulous city! More soon..
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: #countryfile is getting more like Teletubbies. Let's have some equilateral chainsaws.
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: RT @CliveHasTheHorn: I wish CountryFile addressed real country issues like; incest, suicide, drug abuse, boredom dogging and er sheep lo ...
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: People on #countryfile complaining about pylons? What you need is some of those endless green fields turning into new commuter villages.
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: RT @AndroidYesMan: Why Steve Jobs Was Wrong About Android Being a 'Stolen' Product http://t.co/v6NquxKI #android - garlict: RT @AndroidYesMan: Why Steve Jobs Was Wrong About Android Being a 'Stolen' Product http://t.co/v6NquxKI #android
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Tibetan Buddhist monks self-immolate in China #news http://t.co/8G3PiRyB - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Tibetan Buddhist monks self-immolate in China #news http://t.co/8G3PiRyB
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: RT @Astro_Wheels: Our amazing ‘Blue Planet’! Witnessing the Aurora from the Space Station is life-changing. I have been back on th htt ...
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: RT @deanwhitbread: Time to play.. mobile art contest http://t.co/rPDyYhrN Prix Mobile launches today - garlict: RT @deanwhitbread: Time to play.. mobile art contest http://t.co/rPDyYhrN Prix Mobile launches today
Oct 23, 2011
garlict: I was an early adopter of @spotify and used to praise and promote it to all my friends. Since this facebook crap that promotion has reversed
Oct 22, 2011
garlict: #moneybox to the woman who kept saying that public sector workers with frozen wages will benefit from benefit rises. Many of us don't claim!
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @peterjhinton: Publisher that implored Australians to vote yes for a Republic now condemns Gillard for not kissing Queen's arse http: ...
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @stevegreer: Awful news, everyone: an elected head of state failed to show crawling deference towards an unelected aristocrat. http:/ ...
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @borstalgran: Just wanted to support Julia Gillard in not curtsying to the queen. I wouldn't either.
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @YouMattAtSix: Julia Gillard is getting hounded for NOT bowing to the Queen? Fuck. If I met the Queen, I'd be like "aiiiiiiiiight que ...
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @VenusDeMileage: I am going to have the hottest bath ever.
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @NewJournal: Ed Miliband opposed to 'occupy London' protests: http://t.co/ofuubmV1 - garlict: RT @NewJournal: Ed Miliband opposed to 'occupy London' protests: http://t.co/ofuubmV1
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @zerohedge: Body of Libya’s Gaddafi being taken to secret location for security reasons: NTC official.... The 4 Seasons Oahu where Os ...
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: ICS android 4.0 design is fugly. I'll test it out when Cyanogen Mod get their version out but that blue colour makes me barf.
Oct 20, 2011
garlict: RT @AndroidPolice: Android Engineer: Ice Cream Sandwich AOSP Source Code Will Be Released, But Not Before Galaxy Nexus Goes On Sale http ...
Oct 19, 2011
garlict: Torres starting to do things for Chelsea. I have mixed feelings.
Oct 19, 2011
garlict: RT @guardiannews: Shark massacre reported in Colombian waters http://t.co/14TkYwYP - garlict: RT @guardiannews: Shark massacre reported in Colombian waters http://t.co/14TkYwYP
Oct 19, 2011
garlict: RT @LiverpoolLatest: Steven Gerrard: My body gave up and I needed injections (AllVoices): http://t.co/x8BUys31 #LFC - garlict: RT @LiverpoolLatest: Steven Gerrard: My body gave up and I needed injections (AllVoices): http://t.co/x8BUys31 #LFC
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: This inflation is being manufactured so that mortgage debt reduces relatively and insolvent banks/debtors are saved. #bbcradio4 #inflation
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: Stephanie Flanders my wages haven't risen 5% since 2008. They've been frozen like many other public service wages. #inflation #bbcradio4
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: Library campaigners mount vigils to prevent Brent council clearing shelves http://t.co/yKHHHcUv via @guardian "Blood ... - garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: Library campaigners mount vigils to prevent Brent council clearing shelves http://t.co/yKHHHcUv via @guardian "Blood ...
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Malicorne (9) & Ween (7) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Malicorne (9) & Ween (7) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: Occupy is such a crap word. Reclaim was much better.
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: Guy Fawkes masks suck.
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: If life was like google+ then it would be truly unbearable and I'd be off to Dignitas in a flash. Fortunately it's a bit more like twitter.
Oct 18, 2011
garlict: RT @jedweightman: Superb post by @TheNatFantastic on privilege and protest. Read it: http://t.co/4OKwo3xY #Occupy #OccupyLSX #Assange #p ... - garlict: RT @jedweightman: Superb post by @TheNatFantastic on privilege and protest. Read it: http://t.co/4OKwo3xY #Occupy #OccupyLSX #Assange #p ...
Oct 17, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: 100 year old Fauja Singh, from Ilford, east London completes Toronto Waterfront Marathon http://t.co/dth1OqAI - garlict: RT @Deek: 100 year old Fauja Singh, from Ilford, east London completes Toronto Waterfront Marathon http://t.co/dth1OqAI
Oct 17, 2011
garlict: RT @RickHarwood: You know that feeling, when you step on blue-tac, while listening to Shaddapa Ya Face by Joe Dolche as a budgerigar pec ...
Oct 17, 2011
garlict: About to drop some serious painkillers-Wisdom tooth again. Still spinning with some kind of mystery vertigo disorder. Will attempt work tmrw
Oct 17, 2011
garlict: I remember looking at those photos of thousands of red crabs on Christmas Island in my National Geographic magazine and being transfixed.
Oct 16, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: This is my theme for the day. http://t.co/GQsXyYL2 - garlict: RT @Deek: This is my theme for the day. http://t.co/GQsXyYL2
Oct 16, 2011
garlict: RT @WWarped: Pickled onions make a tasty alternative to love eggs #BadSexTips
Oct 16, 2011
garlict: @ajit8_ thanks for the retweets RT @garlict: very unique mix by me called Franklin My Dear http://t.co/bm70JBxH via @mixcloud - garlict: @ajit8_ thanks for the retweets RT @garlict: very unique mix by me called Franklin My Dear http://t.co/bm70JBxH via @mixcloud
Oct 16, 2011
garlict: @mixcloud now streaming properly with opera mobile and android with latest flash update and settings to have flash activated at all times.
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: very unique mix by me called Franklin My Dear atmospheric sea faring folk leads to proto punk and psych http://t.co/bm70JBxH via @mixcloud - garlict: very unique mix by me called Franklin My Dear atmospheric sea faring folk leads to proto punk and psych http://t.co/bm70JBxH via @mixcloud
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: Shit. That's a mug of tea gone cold. #lfc
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: RT @poolstevieG: I'm pissing with nerves.... Let's go you REDS! Beat those scum bastards!!! #LFC
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: RT @themanwhofell: In theory I am tempted to move. I've spent my life walking the same streets. And I can't afford a decent life in London.
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: RT @publiclibnews: Local Gov thinktank things libraries should just have children's books and bestsellers and be a e-"hub" http://t.co/a ... - garlict: RT @publiclibnews: Local Gov thinktank things libraries should just have children's books and bestsellers and be a e-"hub" http://t.co/a ...
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: @publiclibnews I recently had a line manager who could see no wrong in having just Airport Novels in the fiction section. Depressing.
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: From my dizzy fluey bedside retreat all those man booker nominations seem incredibly boring. I am trapped in a black hole of sickness.
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: Flickr app test http://t.co/mS9N3JhU - garlict: Flickr app test http://t.co/mS9N3JhU
Oct 15, 2011
garlict: Joe Cole: From Queen's Crescent to Lille. "I had frogs' legs the other day, and they were really nice" Good lad. http://t.co/X5b2gwfp - garlict: Joe Cole: From Queen's Crescent to Lille. "I had frogs' legs the other day, and they were really nice" Good lad. http://t.co/X5b2gwfp
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @petegee1: Documentary: Unreported World. Ramita Navai and Wael Dabbous spend two weeks living undercover in #Syria. Channel 4 (UK) i ...
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: @jimmurphymp keep up the pressure on investigation into Fox and others. We need to know what the he'll was going on!
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @TheNewsQuiz: Hey, remember when the defence secretary was Liam Fox. Relive those good times with a pre-recorded episode of The News ...
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @nonnygoggler: BREAKING: Former Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox 'still a millionaire', reportedly 'not really that fucking bothered' at ...
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @lukeymoore: 'I'm quitting', said Dr Liam Fox, over lunch with Adam Werrity.
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @PME200: Btw sod national security, has anyone pointed out it's an offence to dump domestic/office waste in public bin? http://t.co/Z ... - garlict: RT @PME200: Btw sod national security, has anyone pointed out it's an offence to dump domestic/office waste in public bin? http://t.co/Z ...
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: Solved I needed to run the updates application #miui getting a red circle with the number 1 on the corner of a folder? @miuirom @MIUImods
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @SaveKRLibrary: Attempts to board up library fail as children protest outside: http://t.co/LqoOBKiJ #savekensalriselibrary #savelibraries - garlict: RT @SaveKRLibrary: Attempts to board up library fail as children protest outside: http://t.co/LqoOBKiJ #savekensalriselibrary #savelibraries
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: RT @SaveKRLibrary: Protesters still outside Kensal Rise Library: http://t.co/9NY8Bn1B #savelibraries - garlict: RT @SaveKRLibrary: Protesters still outside Kensal Rise Library: http://t.co/9NY8Bn1B #savelibraries
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: #miui why am I getting a red circle with the number 1 on the corner of a folder? @miuirom @MIUImods http://t.co/nPcWhHxa - garlict: #miui why am I getting a red circle with the number 1 on the corner of a folder? @miuirom @MIUImods http://t.co/nPcWhHxa
Oct 14, 2011
garlict: Damn it. I am still as sick as hell.
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @freeMaikel: @Amnesty: Egypt military court ‘toying with life’ of jailed blogger, #MaikelNabil #freeMaikel #noSCAF #noMilTrials http: ...
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @UKpling: If every person who RT'd or tweeted a #savelibraries tweet signed this petition it would be a GOOD THING http://t.co/1DhSw6JS - garlict: RT @UKpling: If every person who RT'd or tweeted a #savelibraries tweet signed this petition it would be a GOOD THING http://t.co/1DhSw6JS
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: @UKpling have signed but now a judge has said "comprehensive and efficient service" can be maintained with large cuts #savelibraries
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @petehannon: Shocking that #Brent #Labour leader Ann John has called plans to close half our libraries "exciting" #savelibraries
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @bethanar: Untrained volunteers can't run libraries. If they get training, they're librarians - and should be paid. #savelibraries
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: Go Vanessa! #savelibraries
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @kate_librarian: Going to the library & will see 100's of people getting info, help, books, using pcs, learning and improving their l ...
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @Jo_Bo_Anderson: QT @PalelyLaura: BBC News - Library cuts: The battle of the bookshelves http://t.co/CxR63uj4 - @walkyouhome gets in ... - garlict: RT @Jo_Bo_Anderson: QT @PalelyLaura: BBC News - Library cuts: The battle of the bookshelves http://t.co/CxR63uj4 - @walkyouhome gets in ...
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: @charltonbrooker this by @djrubbish : Like Father Like Lizard #revolution http://t.co/5mhJZ6LS | Twicsy http://t.co/fzsY5LSv - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: @charltonbrooker this by @djrubbish : Like Father Like Lizard #revolution http://t.co/5mhJZ6LS | Twicsy http://t.co/fzsY5LSv
Oct 13, 2011
garlict: If you have a puerile sense of humour go and see Kunt and the Gang at Nambucca, 596Holloway Rd Thurs 13th Oct from 6pm http://t.co/SPdSAfW3 - garlict: If you have a puerile sense of humour go and see Kunt and the Gang at Nambucca, 596Holloway Rd Thurs 13th Oct from 6pm http://t.co/SPdSAfW3
Oct 12, 2011
garlict: Hey BlackBerry users, watch you don't get BacksideBerrries coz u jus' been RIMmed. LOL
Oct 12, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: RT @SkyNewsBreak: Spokesman for Liam Fox tells Sky News "Adam Werritty was not there when my back door was kicked in"
Oct 12, 2011
garlict: Great report on ch4 news re MOD human rights abuses. Another reason to dislike Liam Fox.
Oct 12, 2011
garlict: RT @teacherdude: Large bomb explosion in shopping mall in upmarket suburb, Athens #Greece. No injuries but extensive damage http://t.co/ ... - garlict: RT @teacherdude: Large bomb explosion in shopping mall in upmarket suburb, Athens #Greece. No injuries but extensive damage http://t.co/ ...
Oct 12, 2011
garlict: RT @simonbreak: OH WOW looks like I may finally have found a reason to get a TV http://t.co/C35lNi7S #youngpeople #digitalcontent #hackn ... - garlict: RT @simonbreak: OH WOW looks like I may finally have found a reason to get a TV http://t.co/C35lNi7S #youngpeople #digitalcontent #hackn ...
Oct 12, 2011
garlict: I faved this mix. Greatest Mushroom-Pillow Hits vol. http://t.co/Ty7juboQ via @mixcloud - garlict: I faved this mix. Greatest Mushroom-Pillow Hits vol. http://t.co/Ty7juboQ via @mixcloud
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: Shit. Because I mentioned the p word this morning I'm now being followed by someone offering 100% live granny sex.
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: And I can guess what it's all about. Desperately trying to make money on some financial deal. Go to the office mate. That's what it's for.
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: Wish this guy staying would fucking leave. I'm sick of his loud ratatat Italian voice during endless Skype conferences from his bedroom.
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: The joy of celluloid Steven Spielberg & Martin Scorsese: http://t.co/LZ7GfEVh - garlict: The joy of celluloid Steven Spielberg & Martin Scorsese: http://t.co/LZ7GfEVh
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @mattleys: I know this sounds melodramatic, but it's actually true: we have 24 hours to save the #NHS. Please sign that petition. htt ...
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @adrianshort: By me: Time to opt out of web #censorship: http://t.co/1ffEhXaf @VirginMedia @MothersUnion @openrightsgroup @julianhuppert - garlict: RT @adrianshort: By me: Time to opt out of web #censorship: http://t.co/1ffEhXaf @VirginMedia @MothersUnion @openrightsgroup @julianhuppert
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Spartz: Pornography to be blocked by internet service providers unless users opt in http://t.co/tnOxVrB6 How long before that list l ... - garlict: RT @Spartz: Pornography to be blocked by internet service providers unless users opt in http://t.co/tnOxVrB6 How long before that list l ...
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: @lawandsexuality on bbc5live they mentioned it would be an choice for new broadband customers implying that current custmrs remain unblocked
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @lawandsexuality: lawandsexuality blog Put Down the Pornography!: There seems a bit of confusion in the media this morning; a medi... ...
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: Now thousands of lodgers and house sharers will have to have that awkward chat with their landlord. Please could you unlock the p0rn?
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @lt1uk: Thank heavens Cameron & the Christians are here to block access to the web by default. Today, porn. Tomorrow, dissent: http:/ ...
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @pennywisepeter: So the Government are censoring pr0n on the net because of Christians. What are they going to stop people viewing ne ...
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @piterwilson: Doesn't matter how you dress it up : It's called Internet Censhorship http://t.co/gZXqzluH - garlict: RT @piterwilson: Doesn't matter how you dress it up : It's called Internet Censhorship http://t.co/gZXqzluH
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @WWarped: You laughed at homoeopathy, well check this out? http://t.co/h7tKPpty - garlict: RT @WWarped: You laughed at homoeopathy, well check this out? http://t.co/h7tKPpty
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Netanyahu seeks to legalize outposts built on private Palestinian land #news http://t.co/pBJnjBEL - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Netanyahu seeks to legalize outposts built on private Palestinian land #news http://t.co/pBJnjBEL
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: Library Camp Pub Chat Dilemma : volunteering, would you? http://t.co/MC1hDNtV /via @wordpressdotcom #savelibraries - garlict: Library Camp Pub Chat Dilemma : volunteering, would you? http://t.co/MC1hDNtV /via @wordpressdotcom #savelibraries
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: loscil (13), PJ Harvey (12) & Bohren & der Club of Gore (9) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: loscil (13), PJ Harvey (12) & Bohren & der Club of Gore (9) #mm http://t.co/JGrL8n38
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: Anthea Turner's man leathered you. Me next. Any ring, any time, fuckin blast ye oot the solar system ya cunt. @rickygervais
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: @dfrw yeah, think I'll have to switch off the autotweet because I'm adding things to playlists for future use - it is a good site though
Oct 11, 2011
garlict: Tuned into "LWE Podcast 36: Kirk Degiorgio " by Little White Earbuds at http://t.co/2rQ252Nf #nowplaying - garlict: Tuned into "LWE Podcast 36: Kirk Degiorgio " by Little White Earbuds at http://t.co/2rQ252Nf #nowplaying
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Lucy_Worsley: In my (tea) cups tonight on BBC4 - http://t.co/dUIvXz4Q - garlict: RT @Lucy_Worsley: In my (tea) cups tonight on BBC4 - http://t.co/dUIvXz4Q
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: Plz read this: A firsthand account: Marching from Shubra to deaths at Maspiro http://t.co/5P1orLjY #Egypt #Maspero #Co ... - garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: Plz read this: A firsthand account: Marching from Shubra to deaths at Maspiro http://t.co/5P1orLjY #Egypt #Maspero #Co ...
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: @Deek yes depressing, when the news gets me down I always go to qwurky's page to cheer me up http://t.co/y40YDbDf - garlict: @Deek yes depressing, when the news gets me down I always go to qwurky's page to cheer me up http://t.co/y40YDbDf
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: Protest against persecution of #Copts in #Egypt attacked with bloody force http://t.co/8hUWXaQv - garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: Protest against persecution of #Copts in #Egypt attacked with bloody force http://t.co/8hUWXaQv
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: OK! don't expect parliamentary elections to take place next November. The #SCAF is planning to stay in power. #Egypt # ...
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: @A_Abdelmaksod read this: http://t.co/j1fhP8gY - garlict: RT @Ekramibrahim: @A_Abdelmaksod read this: http://t.co/j1fhP8gY
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: RT @NohaAtef: This picture of this Egyptian christian couple tells what #SCAF did tonight http://t.co/mzslMLaG اللى بيسكت هييجى دوره - garlict: RT @NohaAtef: This picture of this Egyptian christian couple tells what #SCAF did tonight http://t.co/mzslMLaG اللى بيسكت هييجى دوره
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: @WWarped they say blogging is the latest craze, and mr mongoose sings at this place, down the stairs where that cats are hip, daddio like it
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: Zoe Rights: Work Friends Are A Weird Thing http://t.co/daARzkGF - garlict: Zoe Rights: Work Friends Are A Weird Thing http://t.co/daARzkGF
Oct 10, 2011
garlict: who has the time to be this stylish and record it all? - evidently she does http://t.co/k5WYa9Mc - garlict: who has the time to be this stylish and record it all? - evidently she does http://t.co/k5WYa9Mc
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Tuned into "Bvdub – 2 hours and 20 years" by @H_C at http://t.co/z3mP3NEa #nowplaying - garlict: Tuned into "Bvdub – 2 hours and 20 years" by @H_C at http://t.co/z3mP3NEa #nowplaying
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Just loved "Field Rotation - Headphone Commute Mix" by @H_C on @mixcloud http://t.co/dRpOPCH4 - garlict: Just loved "Field Rotation - Headphone Commute Mix" by @H_C on @mixcloud http://t.co/dRpOPCH4
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Listening to "Field Rotation - Headphone Commute Mix" http://t.co/dRpOPCH4 by @H_C #nowplaying on Mixcloud.com - garlict: Listening to "Field Rotation - Headphone Commute Mix" http://t.co/dRpOPCH4 by @H_C #nowplaying on Mixcloud.com
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Very nice, sensitive cover of this beautiful Gene Clark song. I also like the fact she looks like she just woke up. http://t.co/YBiUqGsV - garlict: Very nice, sensitive cover of this beautiful Gene Clark song. I also like the fact she looks like she just woke up. http://t.co/YBiUqGsV
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: @Deek must be, the gp doesn't know what is causing it - suspected virus - hopefully it will bugger off soon
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: @Deek labyrinthitis, feel like I'm wobbling all over the place when I'm not. I've had it a week now.
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: yes, not sick enough to get off the internet, but I'm not gonna start marching about town with labyrinthitis
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: RT @UKuncut: Remember. 1pm. Big Ben chimes. Lie down. Play dead. See you on the bridge! #blockthebill
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: I would go to the #savethenhs #blockthebill demo but ironically I am sick and cannot go.
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: RT @1_little_cloud: “@danhancox: “The NHS will not exist within five years of a Conservative victory” - Oliver Letwin MP, 2009. #blockth ...
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Listen to Hallo Enya, Where Are You? here http://t.co/pE3OnQZm - garlict: Listen to Hallo Enya, Where Are You? here http://t.co/pE3OnQZm
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: hallo enya, where are you? this recording strains at the back of my core - legowelt - hallo, where are you? enya filtered back to a whisper
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: half pint of coffee, woke at 5am still swirling, peacock wings and wonderpups, lovebites from a transient mosquito, lost to the screen again
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: RT @vizcomic: Fuck me, it's all kicking off on the Isle of Wight again. http://t.co/JYe3DjFT /via @WightHot - garlict: RT @vizcomic: Fuck me, it's all kicking off on the Isle of Wight again. http://t.co/JYe3DjFT /via @WightHot
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: "quietism" - the practise of resigning oneself to mental inactivity to bring the soul into direct unity with God http://t.co/js77ZAJ5 - garlict: "quietism" - the practise of resigning oneself to mental inactivity to bring the soul into direct unity with God http://t.co/js77ZAJ5
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Just uploaded "14 in her hands" as a Cloudcast to @mixcloud http://t.co/yW2TKuTf Listen up! - garlict: Just uploaded "14 in her hands" as a Cloudcast to @mixcloud http://t.co/yW2TKuTf Listen up!
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: @ajit8_ ha ha I agree, punches self in face
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: this is only for the hardcore - ie kind of unlistenable but probably will mangle your noodle on cake http://t.co/Z8zp8q1q check it out now! - garlict: this is only for the hardcore - ie kind of unlistenable but probably will mangle your noodle on cake http://t.co/Z8zp8q1q check it out now!
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: this musical mix is called deep in green http://t.co/Hx8xCXKd check it out now! - garlict: this musical mix is called deep in green http://t.co/Hx8xCXKd check it out now!
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Watching John Major on TV to drown out the sex noise from the room next door is no way to start a Sunday.
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: Can't get mixcloud to work on my android phone. None of the browsers will play the music. Sort it out @mixcloud please. Thanks.
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: I dedicate this mix to wanking in your grandparents bathroom using the shaving mirror to make your dick look big http://t.co/S87tRWSH - garlict: I dedicate this mix to wanking in your grandparents bathroom using the shaving mirror to make your dick look big http://t.co/S87tRWSH
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: added some mega circles to G+ but it seems that G+ is like a fractal, thousands posting the same sort of safe geeky aesthetic stuff as tens.
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: @dfrw lovely
Oct 9, 2011
garlict: I uploaded a mix called Cock Up which you may have heard before. Oh well listen again perhaps. http://t.co/22Q9Y3m2 check it out now! - garlict: I uploaded a mix called Cock Up which you may have heard before. Oh well listen again perhaps. http://t.co/22Q9Y3m2 check it out now!
Oct 8, 2011
garlict: there are a lot of women called Elena living in Sevilla
Oct 8, 2011
garlict: What has foxy Foxy been getting up to? It's all very Arthur C Clarke. #ukpolitics
Oct 8, 2011
garlict: @InjaRuskis I'll have to check that thanks. It's the 2nd time I've forgotten and been burnt on data costs. Wish I could top up for 6 months.
Oct 8, 2011
garlict: @giffgaff please could you send a autoreminder txt or email when my goodybag is about to run out? Thought not. This is how you make profits
Oct 8, 2011
garlict: golden brown - evening light on a beautiful beach in Turkey http://t.co/kS4e2nU2 - garlict: golden brown - evening light on a beautiful beach in Turkey http://t.co/kS4e2nU2
Oct 8, 2011
garlict: looking back from a shady spot - hiking in Southern Turkey - Lycian Way - panorama http://t.co/OWVymC2i - garlict: looking back from a shady spot - hiking in Southern Turkey - Lycian Way - panorama http://t.co/OWVymC2i
Oct 7, 2011
garlict: checking out the view http://t.co/mFqWCAO4 - garlict: checking out the view http://t.co/mFqWCAO4
Oct 7, 2011
garlict: Galata bridge, Istanbul (with graffiti, boats and mosque) http://t.co/XBF55PES - garlict: Galata bridge, Istanbul (with graffiti, boats and mosque) http://t.co/XBF55PES
Oct 7, 2011
garlict: waiting for those suffering from the heat - hiking Turkey http://t.co/ZlmjAEEe - garlict: waiting for those suffering from the heat - hiking Turkey http://t.co/ZlmjAEEe
Oct 7, 2011
garlict: on the way up Mount Olympos near Altanya, Turkey http://t.co/tCSGhWPE - garlict: on the way up Mount Olympos near Altanya, Turkey http://t.co/tCSGhWPE
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: RT @walkyouhome: Blogged: What Do Public Librarians and Library Staff Do? #savelibraries: http://t.co/p5aEPFic - garlict: RT @walkyouhome: Blogged: What Do Public Librarians and Library Staff Do? #savelibraries: http://t.co/p5aEPFic
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: RT @davesimps0n: "Quantitive easing is the last resort of a desperate government" - George Osborne, 2009
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: If I was going to have sex with a computer I would prefer to do it with a Mac than a PC. I imagine Macs receive more kisses than PCs.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: @dfrw My dad bought into macs for his office when architecture became computerised. He now has everything mac and even looks like Steve Jobs
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: @YourHousePrice what's that Bruce Springsteen song again? We're going down down down.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: LSD changed my life and now I'm a hopeless vegetable waiting to be released into the void.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: @dfrw fair enough they are decent machines which run good software well. Those who cubase ps and edit code on non macs might say the same.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: @themanwhofell I agree you can't be aloof from the daily shit. It's gonna rub off on you. Unless it's xfactor chat of which I know nought.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: RT @themanwhofell: @garlict How I wish I were aloof from the chatter. We're all in this together.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: @themanwhofell let me out of the bath mummy Rachel did a poo or was it a Jobbie?
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: Great rant begins here. RT @simon_price01: Since any other topic of discussion seems out-of-bounds for the foreseeable, I might as well go
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Don't give more of our money to the banks, give it back to us.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: @themanwhofell Then the cleverclogs stand on the sidelines hurriedly concocting a line or two to show how they are aloof from the chatter.
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: It's a computer in a coloured box. It's a Walkman that plays more songs. It is a mobile phone with a touchscreen. Hardly life changing?
Oct 6, 2011
garlict: What happens to books when the Kindle is free? http://t.co/8EvH5t4d #buzzdeck - garlict: What happens to books when the Kindle is free? http://t.co/8EvH5t4d #buzzdeck
Oct 5, 2011
garlict: RT @publiclibnews: Painful to hear: Doncaster Mayor doesn't know what library workers do and is happy to get rid of them in 14 branches ...
Oct 5, 2011
garlict: RADA thespians were once spoilt kids stomping about demanding that mummy kisses dolly on both cheeks. Now we admire their lingering stares.
Oct 4, 2011
garlict: funny live discussion of the apple iphone keynote http://t.co/cE0gJseD - garlict: funny live discussion of the apple iphone keynote http://t.co/cE0gJseD
Oct 4, 2011
garlict: Suffering from labyrinthitis. I am swaying left, right, up and down. Not fun.
Oct 4, 2011
garlict: RT @urban75: urban75 camping trip to WoWo in Sussex, September 2011 - http://t.co/B3mX2zwA - garlict: RT @urban75: urban75 camping trip to WoWo in Sussex, September 2011 - http://t.co/B3mX2zwA
Oct 3, 2011
garlict: RT @H_C: My friends don't share with me their favorite music, because I'm a "snob" and will "shit all over it". I appreciate them sparin ...
Oct 3, 2011
garlict: @ArfurSmith Help! Help! The sun is on fire!
Oct 3, 2011
garlict: Fist #papercamera #android http://t.co/tS0kmI0q - garlict: Fist #papercamera #android http://t.co/tS0kmI0q
Oct 3, 2011
garlict: Face #papercamera #android http://t.co/Cu82sBnh - garlict: Face #papercamera #android http://t.co/Cu82sBnh
Oct 3, 2011
garlict: Chair. #papercamera #android http://t.co/bkkD01Q2 - garlict: Chair. #papercamera #android http://t.co/bkkD01Q2
Oct 3, 2011
garlict: Just got a load of free apps from GetJar including PaperCamera with which I just snapped this. Pretty cool. http://t.co/qxWnaV3V - garlict: Just got a load of free apps from GetJar including PaperCamera with which I just snapped this. Pretty cool. http://t.co/qxWnaV3V
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: Turkish Disco Pop from 1980. Some nice analogue synth action half way through. "HONKİ PONKİ" YouTube http://t.co/wxJ6rFQF - garlict: Turkish Disco Pop from 1980. Some nice analogue synth action half way through. "HONKİ PONKİ" YouTube http://t.co/wxJ6rFQF
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: RT @maxkeiser: JP Morgan, like the Saudi Royal family, is trying to keep their heads on by throwing money around (re: JPM's $4.6 mn. gif ...
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: Bosphoressence. A strange luminous glow seen in the waters of Istanbul where the liquid Turkish Delight seeps from deep underground.
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: I was ogling on the tube. So what. Everyone is hot sweaty and gorgeous today.
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: cheapskate
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: Cafe Nero was selling the cheapest coffee in Istanbul airport. So I had some and looked at photographs of Italy.
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: Listening to some Turkish classical/folk music I got cheap at the airport. It has stopped me from doing any unpacking. Bring me some tea!
Oct 2, 2011
garlict: Boom shak a lak. Put the biscuit back. Turf out the smellies. Retread the dinglies.
Oct 1, 2011
garlict: @dfrw . I shouldn't be doing this while gazing out upon the Bospherous. How are ya? http://t.co/otTAOOcY - garlict: @dfrw . I shouldn't be doing this while gazing out upon the Bospherous. How are ya? http://t.co/otTAOOcY
Oct 1, 2011
garlict: Ha I'm already moaning on twitter and I haven't left Turkey yet. Getting in early for an autumn of discontent.
Oct 1, 2011
garlict: I really hate hearing "I'd love to leave London but the money's too good". I'm too discerning to have a well paid job where you finish at 3.
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: RT @CllrLeyland: Resident from Highgate shocked to hear that business plans to take over library buildings don't need to include library ...
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: RT @ThWoman: #Croydon residents demand outsourcing! Really? So it seems. thatwomansblog.blogspot.com/2011/09/outsou… #savelibraries - garlict: RT @ThWoman: #Croydon residents demand outsourcing! Really? So it seems. thatwomansblog.blogspot.com/2011/09/outsou… #savelibraries
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: RT @RubyMalvolio: " @OxfordshireCC happy to release salary data for staff in libraries http://ow.ly/6vyuj but for managers it has to be ... - garlict: RT @RubyMalvolio: " @OxfordshireCC happy to release salary data for staff in libraries http://ow.ly/6vyuj but for managers it has to be ...
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Shocked MPs told electoral plan could remove 10m voters http://t.co/puz2b2nJ via @guardian - garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Shocked MPs told electoral plan could remove 10m voters http://t.co/puz2b2nJ via @guardian
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: @dfrw bon voyage
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: RT @MooseAllain: That new coalition version of Monopoly looks good. The poshest players starts, and they own all the property.
Sep 15, 2011
garlict: RT @ThePoke: well, this has raised the bar http://t.co/ZTXSZMr2 - garlict: RT @ThePoke: well, this has raised the bar http://t.co/ZTXSZMr2
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @bitchylibrarian: I love how you always leave your desk when someone might need help. HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT.
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: I'm boycotting TopBanana. It's Bananaman for me from now on. Hang on a sec...
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Incredibly annoying story being read on #radio4 .
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @guardiannews: London transport fares to rise 7% next year, says Boris Johnson http://t.co/S8muHEQ - garlict: RT @guardiannews: London transport fares to rise 7% next year, says Boris Johnson http://t.co/S8muHEQ
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @menlyfrance: Scarlett Johansson se révèle en tenue d'Eve - Les photos volées http://t.co/geRQOSY - garlict: RT @menlyfrance: Scarlett Johansson se révèle en tenue d'Eve - Les photos volées http://t.co/geRQOSY
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @Aimsface: #myteacherisweird he sings "Friday" (the entire song). Every day of the week. And every hour on friday.
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @vanessavela: when my teacher gets into arguments with a student he goes up to them and says "what r u gona do? what r u gona do?"x10 ...
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Boo hoo. Never take fizzy vit c and ibuprofen on the same night if you have a sensitive stomach. I did and still awake at 5 with stomachache
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Having a shitty night. 1st I couldn't sleep due to wisdom gum pain. Now can't sleep because ibuprofen has upset my stomach.
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @ThatKevinSmith: GLASGOW! You stole my heart this evening, disproving Mark Renton's notion that it's shite being Scottish! You are th ...
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Sean Duffy, sick fuck. BUT banned from Social Networks for 5 Yrs + has to inform police if he buys net device? Sets precedent for activists?
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: GAGA'S FARTS ARE FLAWLESS. THEY CAN BROWN A LEMON MERINGUE PIE AT 50 PACES.
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @CarolineLucas: Just tabled EDM calling for UK ban on arms sales to authoritarian regimes - please ask your MP to sign http://t.co/O ... - garlict: RT @CarolineLucas: Just tabled EDM calling for UK ban on arms sales to authoritarian regimes - please ask your MP to sign http://t.co/O ...
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Tonight #cfc fans don't know whether to love or hate #Torres
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: I'm a wi-fi refugee, just a wi-fi refugee.
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @AbstractTruth: Straight out of a @greatdismal novel: "Wi-fi refugees' shelter in West Virginia mountains" http://t.co/N7CEShq - garlict: RT @AbstractTruth: Straight out of a @greatdismal novel: "Wi-fi refugees' shelter in West Virginia mountains" http://t.co/N7CEShq
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Bed/Living room = Dumpus Maximus
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: I feel rotten rotten rotten run down wiped out ill everything. I'm going on an active adventure holiday on Saturday. Oh fuck!
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: RT @VenusDeMileage: Have you been told you're loved, today? No? Oh.
Sep 14, 2011
garlict: Police are barely literate. Entry exam questions in 1930s 40s were very very very much harder. http://t.co/Pf9eUju - garlict: Police are barely literate. Entry exam questions in 1930s 40s were very very very much harder. http://t.co/Pf9eUju
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @kaygeeuk: Love & solidarity to the #brighton9 who are in court now for highlighting the tax avoidance of Philip Green at a @brighton ...
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @BoingBoing: In case you missed: innocent "half-Arab, half-Jewish housewife" strip-searched, cuffed, probed, detained on 9/11 flight ...
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: I may not have a home but I have the Heath.
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Steve Bell on Osborne and banking reform – cartoon http://t.co/hSKZEuq via @guardian - garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Steve Bell on Osborne and banking reform – cartoon http://t.co/hSKZEuq via @guardian
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @MooseAllain: My wife has announced that the little robin that frequents our garden has sat on her hand.
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @thedailymash: Britain may contain up to 60 million slaves http://t.co/jHQzeDE - garlict: RT @thedailymash: Britain may contain up to 60 million slaves http://t.co/jHQzeDE
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @raychelfrancis: Mid face wash and all of a sudden the lights go out and the fire alarm starts going crazy. I legit almost #shatmypants
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @truce_almighty: Evil kinevil ain't got shit on me. I just sneezed coming around dead man's curve doing 60 next to a semi. #shatmypants
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @TomosJRees: Just saved myself from falling down the stairs. #shatmypants
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @shaunte_renee: That scary feeling you get when you feel like your about to fall of the bed.... #shatmypants
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: Hooray. I first used the #shatmypants hashtag in 2009. Every now and then I check it but it is rarely used, until now that is. A wee flurry.
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: going to sleep now. please join me as I pray that my sore gums heal
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: @Deek In the time of java games and ringtones most people didn't visit getjar.com where innovative free apps of this kind were to be found - garlict: @Deek In the time of java games and ringtones most people didn't visit getjar.com where innovative free apps of this kind were to be found
Sep 13, 2011
garlict: RT @SarahKSilverman: It's important to listen to all sorts of heartbreaking music - keeps you romantic
Sep 12, 2011
garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Bombay Bicycle Club (1) #mm http://t.co/mmcNkf4 - garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Bombay Bicycle Club (1) #mm http://t.co/mmcNkf4
Sep 12, 2011
garlict: You can get Roger's Profanisaurus as an android app for 1.49. Instant buy.
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @WWarped: Ah .... i see what you have done there http://t.co/rzGttRE - garlict: RT @WWarped: Ah .... i see what you have done there http://t.co/rzGttRE
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @carrozo: http://t.co/qdCPEy5 /via @mediaben - garlict: RT @carrozo: http://t.co/qdCPEy5 /via @mediaben
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: @hungbunny mmm sounds tasty
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @carrozo: Jon Stewart's emotional return to the Daily Show after 9/11: http://t.co/bL7948j - garlict: RT @carrozo: Jon Stewart's emotional return to the Daily Show after 9/11: http://t.co/bL7948j
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: @dfrw where are the rainbows?
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: Within the first 2 to 4 months of the bombings, the acute effects killed 90,000–166,000 people in Hiroshima and 60,000–80,000 in Nagasaki
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @notween: Dean Ween to Host First Annual Charity Baseball Game: http://t.co/Wraor0W #ween - garlict: RT @notween: Dean Ween to Host First Annual Charity Baseball Game: http://t.co/Wraor0W #ween
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: BBC News - Arrests after 'slavery' raid at Bedfordshire traveller site http://t.co/syD7Zm4 - garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: BBC News - Arrests after 'slavery' raid at Bedfordshire traveller site http://t.co/syD7Zm4
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8: What's 9/ 11? Afghans never heard of NYC terror http://t.co/ENmzRqw - garlict: RT @_ajit8: What's 9/ 11? Afghans never heard of NYC terror http://t.co/ENmzRqw
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: Go to sleep. Give it a rest.
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: She's a pink lemonade. Pink moon. Pretty in pink. Pink pink sunshine. All in pink all in pink she made my finger stink. She'll be wearing pi
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: My old Glogger page http://t.co/nJKguNp will they release an android app? - garlict: My old Glogger page http://t.co/nJKguNp will they release an android app?
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: Glogger was a good mobile photography app before iphone and android. User were encouraged to tell stories with sequences of images. @Deek
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: What is "UK Grime"? An investigation from 2005 http://t.co/5ddOCYv - garlict: What is "UK Grime"? An investigation from 2005 http://t.co/5ddOCYv
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: The Saturday before 9/11 I wrote this strange poem, or it wrote me. http://t.co/YbKe6Ge - garlict: The Saturday before 9/11 I wrote this strange poem, or it wrote me. http://t.co/YbKe6Ge
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: @AOAM_Librarian It does happen. Kid twatted himself my way the other day. Poetic justice.
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: RT @AOAM_Librarian: Why does NO ONE listen to "Please don't run..." WHY?!?!?!?! I hope you fucking face plant. #SaturdayLibrarian
Sep 11, 2011
garlict: @DougStanhope Just been listening to Deadbeat Hero. I think you're real swell. Suicidal child abusers in the house let me hear you say "Yo!"
Sep 10, 2011
garlict: RT @ellie23456: EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT FOR FUCK SAKE PISSING HELL ARGHHH STOKE A BUNCH OF TOSSERS!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT FML! #LFC
Sep 10, 2011
garlict: Liverpool just couldn't land the shark. #LFC
Sep 10, 2011
garlict: Adam's loo #2011 #andrography http://t.co/O2mqmBH - garlict: Adam's loo #2011 #andrography http://t.co/O2mqmBH
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Been asked to record stats of people we help with IT in library for #raceonline2012 on the week I am away. Results will not show the reality
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak That'll be that LA heat you mentioned. RT @MsRebeccaBlack: IT'S. SO. HOT. OUTSIDE. AHH. SOMEONE. SAVE. ME. WAY. TOO. HOT.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Soon your phone will make a coquetteish giggle when you touch its screen. But sincere lasting satisfaction only comes when you call someone.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Come on let's be honest. The dessert naming convention for new versions of #android is excruciatingly lame and proves that geeks are dorks.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: If you use foursquare kill yourself. I feel that I should maybe lose a limb or a sense just for knowing what foursquare is.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: RT @AndroidYesMan: How I spend my time on Android http://t.co/RmeFm0G #android - garlict: RT @AndroidYesMan: How I spend my time on Android http://t.co/RmeFm0G #android
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: RT @ThatNigga_Dub: #NationalKissDay Yall could kiss my ass.. this like the third national kiss day we had in 2011..
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: So everyone on Twitter thinks David should be Labour leader and not Ed. That they have some faith in politics at all is so quaint isn't it?
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: A job is not just for Christmas. A job is just a turd factory. Who let the jobs out? See what I did? Sigh, I'm going back to my peanuts...
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: september leaves 2 http://t.co/Oy5Y3LG - garlict: september leaves 2 http://t.co/Oy5Y3LG
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: september leaves http://t.co/psDKGsI - garlict: september leaves http://t.co/psDKGsI
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Unbearable Lightness of Being is just 9 and a Half Weeks for Islington art snobs.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Unbearable Shiteness of Accent is now on. #bbcqt #bbc1
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: RT @CllrLeyland: “Did you know that Swiss Cottage library houses LDN/ SE special collection in philosophy & psychology? http://t.co/euuFFNi” - garlict: RT @CllrLeyland: “Did you know that Swiss Cottage library houses LDN/ SE special collection in philosophy & psychology? http://t.co/euuFFNi”
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Holy shit! It really exists. The $85,000 Custom Diamond & Alligator Guitar http://t.co/C1o1bL8 #telepathy #genius #ihaveterribletastetoo - garlict: Holy shit! It really exists. The $85,000 Custom Diamond & Alligator Guitar http://t.co/C1o1bL8 #telepathy #genius #ihaveterribletastetoo
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Ten foot waistcoat in a silver gold brocade - sweet diamond alligator skin guitar strap swinging from Moss's scabby hip. I am the fashion.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak Met her again in 99 and she had matured from the snooty prick tease of the 6th form days.
Sep 9, 2011
garlict: Have booked all my Turkish travel arrangements. I like to imagine I travel freely and blow up on any shore like St Paul but it isn't true.
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: Nearly time to attempt to remember how it used to feel when listening to Country Joe and the Fish stoned. #doubledippednostalgia.
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: RT @jeremycorbyn: Wierd sense of media priorities; 50p tax to a mere 320k people apparently more interesting than the fate of health car ...
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: RT @pcha0536: Conker killing stuns London: London's riot-scarred inner north is reeling again after a student was stabbed to d... http:/ ...
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: We saw off a leaving librarian. Lots of fun discussing the madness of it all. Work, people, the crazy tales I cannot reveal. A fine time.
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: Pricey RT @petapixel: Adobe announces Carousel - Unlimited cloud-based photo storage and sharing: http://j.mp/nifujl - garlict: Pricey RT @petapixel: Adobe announces Carousel - Unlimited cloud-based photo storage and sharing: http://j.mp/nifujl
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: Give us a kiss, miss. Dribble on my middle, widdle. (I hacked Will and Kate)
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: @ShappiKhorsandi I feel your pain. Being jilted by your own cat is rough. And the feeder seems like the woman your dad left the family for.
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: How have we got to the stage that being a social media consultant is brandished as a proud career choice?
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: Some clothes drying my lord #2011 #andrography http://t.co/KfVXIUu - garlict: Some clothes drying my lord #2011 #andrography http://t.co/KfVXIUu
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: @polleetickle @Fat_Jacques @allyinteriors_ housing could easily be cheaper unless you believe credit fuelled liar loan madness was mkt vlue
Sep 8, 2011
garlict: RT @polleetickle: Guessing, @byameliahill didnt help herself by slapping 'exclusive' on her tweets. #hackgate @PatrickOsgood @Ch4nster @ ...
Sep 7, 2011
garlict: RT @housepricecrash: Torygraph: London property bubble 'about to burst' http://t.co/o2OkOh0 - garlict: RT @housepricecrash: Torygraph: London property bubble 'about to burst' http://t.co/o2OkOh0
Sep 7, 2011
garlict: RT @AufstehenUK: Hope the editors of @BBCNews @channel4news @itv_news sleep at night as their silence on #deathofnhs makes them complici ...
Sep 7, 2011
garlict: RT @AufstehenUK: At last! A @LabourParty MP speaks out about the #privatisationofnhs & #deathofnhs in a superb blog: bit.ly/rcla2B @mich ... - garlict: RT @AufstehenUK: At last! A @LabourParty MP speaks out about the #privatisationofnhs & #deathofnhs in a superb blog: bit.ly/rcla2B @mich ...
Sep 7, 2011
garlict: Surface of the moon seen through Venus's passage. #andrography #2011 #scene #imagination http://t.co/aWSkZD8 - garlict: Surface of the moon seen through Venus's passage. #andrography #2011 #scene #imagination http://t.co/aWSkZD8
Sep 6, 2011
garlict: RT @spoonsyou: dating an older girl is cool because she's bitter and resentful toward the world in general rather than me specifically
Sep 6, 2011
garlict: Behind the radio #bedroom #home #night #2011 http://t.co/ty5QQrQ - garlict: Behind the radio #bedroom #home #night #2011 http://t.co/ty5QQrQ
Sep 6, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Spiritualized (10), Bob Marley & The Wailers (9) & The Upsetters (8) #mm http://t.co/mmcNkf4 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Spiritualized (10), Bob Marley & The Wailers (9) & The Upsetters (8) #mm http://t.co/mmcNkf4
Sep 5, 2011
garlict: RT @WWarped: If guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk..Bollocks! Guns are designed to kill/maim. unlike ...
Sep 5, 2011
garlict: John Cleese and Morrissey, citizens of Los Angeles USA. Please shut the fuck up. You know not of what you speak.
Sep 5, 2011
garlict: History of The Home eh? I'd like to paint Dr Worsley's walls. No, wait, I didn't say that.
Sep 5, 2011
garlict: Oops. Had to leave The Elephants Head in Camden. Too many English nationalist songs being played. Young skin raising his right arrm. #edl
Sep 4, 2011
garlict: Feet up. Watching #ween http://t.co/BMtkVD2 - garlict: Feet up. Watching #ween http://t.co/BMtkVD2
Sep 4, 2011
garlict: RT @Duckman888: watching WEEN on stream at moe.down #ween #fuckingawesome
Sep 4, 2011
garlict: RT @notween: Ween's set from moe.down will be streamed at 6:45pm eastern tonight, about half...: Ween's set from moe.... http://t.co/Sm9 ... - garlict: RT @notween: Ween's set from moe.down will be streamed at 6:45pm eastern tonight, about half...: Ween's set from moe.... http://t.co/Sm9 ...
Sep 4, 2011
garlict: Fuck off Bryson. The British countryside is empty. Let us spread out a bit instead of living in city rabbit hutches with no room for kids.
Sep 3, 2011
garlict: headphone commute know their stuff http://t.co/YoHQziP - garlict: headphone commute know their stuff http://t.co/YoHQziP
Sep 3, 2011
garlict: I'm should have left the the house but this Loscil album has me glued to the spot.
Sep 3, 2011
garlict: So glad I bought those Loscil cds. Sound is a lot better than online streaming. Remind me a bit of Detroit Escalator Co. but smoother. #mm
Sep 3, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak My father gave me "Wall and Piece" for New Years 2009. About as welcome as when my mother dragged me to the cinema to see E.T.
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: Post-dubstep? You wish.
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: RT @ElliotFolan: In #Camden (Labour council), libraries are being cut. In #Brighton (Green council) libraries are being upgraded: http:/ ...
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: @bitchylibrarian drop it from a great height.
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: Come on artists. Its time to put on another exhibition. What else are you gonna do?
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: Zen Guerilla were a great live act http://t.co/Lt5PdUb - garlict: Zen Guerilla were a great live act http://t.co/Lt5PdUb
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: So Flaming Lips rocked out Bowie's Moonage Daydream before Zen Guerilla did. Pretty damn cool http://t.co/BpOWvO6 still love Zen G version - garlict: So Flaming Lips rocked out Bowie's Moonage Daydream before Zen Guerilla did. Pretty damn cool http://t.co/BpOWvO6 still love Zen G version
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: hee hee see a pic of Jim from Neighbours in the Young Doctors as you listen to neither ER nor Casualty http://t.co/4ZaRWmD check it out now! - garlict: hee hee see a pic of Jim from Neighbours in the Young Doctors as you listen to neither ER nor Casualty http://t.co/4ZaRWmD check it out now!
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: RT @bolli_bolshevik: @lisaansell My mate goes thru the Guardian Guide Dating circling 40+ hetro men who only want 21-30 women. Dying alo ...
Sep 2, 2011
garlict: I know it is autumn but er, slip slowly into spring by listening to this hippy mix #childwithoutanipod http://t.co/5pdlm2L check it out now! - garlict: I know it is autumn but er, slip slowly into spring by listening to this hippy mix #childwithoutanipod http://t.co/5pdlm2L check it out now!
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: Listen to the lovely Humpback Whale musical trip from #childwithoutanipod at new mixcloud home http://t.co/yHaakyb check it out now! - garlict: Listen to the lovely Humpback Whale musical trip from #childwithoutanipod at new mixcloud home http://t.co/yHaakyb check it out now!
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: RT @publicwatcher: Why should I have to switch to Google Chrome to use new Google Blogger interface? I would switch to another blogging ...
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: RT @wikileaks: WikiLeaks: Iraqi children shot in head during US raid, UN says | McClatchy t.co/WK1vvDh - garlict: RT @wikileaks: WikiLeaks: Iraqi children shot in head during US raid, UN says | McClatchy t.co/WK1vvDh
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: Latina Abba Parade another re-release of #childwithoutanipod ABBA electro male voice in Spanish! at http://t.co/ftiPfsH check it out now! - garlict: Latina Abba Parade another re-release of #childwithoutanipod ABBA electro male voice in Spanish! at http://t.co/ftiPfsH check it out now!
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: Dopplereffekt live at Bloc 2011 perfect soundboard quality at mixcloud #detroittechno http://t.co/3HeAE4d via @mixcloud - garlict: Dopplereffekt live at Bloc 2011 perfect soundboard quality at mixcloud #detroittechno http://t.co/3HeAE4d via @mixcloud
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: Be a sheep and listen to sheep by #djwithoutaneye re-release of a bad assed mofoing mix more to come http://t.co/zqFkUqB check it out now! - garlict: Be a sheep and listen to sheep by #djwithoutaneye re-release of a bad assed mofoing mix more to come http://t.co/zqFkUqB check it out now!
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: Listen to this dope freaky folky punky abstract dubby mix (a repeat for some) #folkinghell #childwithoutanipod http://t.co/R7NPxp3 - garlict: Listen to this dope freaky folky punky abstract dubby mix (a repeat for some) #folkinghell #childwithoutanipod http://t.co/R7NPxp3
Sep 1, 2011
garlict: Rather apt that @TheFLK release their ambient folk mashup mix just as I was thinking of sticking my lost podcasts on soundcloud #folkinghell
Aug 31, 2011
garlict: More tired than a wagging tailed pie. Engines shutting down. Hal doesn't want to plaaaay. La de daaah. Boishing glogpploshy mamgoob karrang!
Aug 31, 2011
garlict: RT @SirenofBrixton: Dad commits suicide unable to face family homelessness from housing benefit cut http://t.co/E8VpStH More stories lik ... - garlict: RT @SirenofBrixton: Dad commits suicide unable to face family homelessness from housing benefit cut http://t.co/E8VpStH More stories lik ...
Aug 31, 2011
garlict: I am dreaming , Floating fishing school, Tonlé Sap Lake , Cambodia by gbastini #flickr #fave http://t.co/S6Jz8S2 - garlict: I am dreaming , Floating fishing school, Tonlé Sap Lake , Cambodia by gbastini #flickr #fave http://t.co/S6Jz8S2
Aug 31, 2011
garlict: I'm bookmarking this page. It just about covers every decent camera app for android http://t.co/KNSJiJc @Deek - garlict: I'm bookmarking this page. It just about covers every decent camera app for android http://t.co/KNSJiJc @Deek
Aug 30, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Upsetters (8), Bob Marley & The Wailers (8) & Steely Dan (7) #mm http://t.co/mmcNkf4 - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Upsetters (8), Bob Marley & The Wailers (8) & Steely Dan (7) #mm http://t.co/mmcNkf4
Aug 30, 2011
garlict: RT @iainaitch: Amazing photo capture of stabbing and escape at Notting Hill carnival http://t.co/hEKQjBZ - garlict: RT @iainaitch: Amazing photo capture of stabbing and escape at Notting Hill carnival http://t.co/hEKQjBZ
Aug 30, 2011
garlict: @johnbrissenden yeah smoking. I think a bit of local sociability is important to people but the cost of drinking is prohibitive ergo No OAPs
Aug 30, 2011
garlict: Pub Games to save the British pub? Nope. Cheaper and better quality beer will do it. Clean pipes. Cool cellar. Crisps that don't bankrupt.
Aug 30, 2011
garlict: Oh god. Back from Plymouth. Just realised I"m about to step on a Carnival tube.
Aug 30, 2011
garlict: Yours truly. Bank Holiday. Plymouth. http://t.co/QZQd2MD - garlict: Yours truly. Bank Holiday. Plymouth. http://t.co/QZQd2MD
Aug 29, 2011
garlict: Philamiloorieloorieay Philamiloorieloorieay Philamiloorieloorieay Working on the railways!
Aug 28, 2011
garlict: Seth and I sang David Bowie's Let's Dance at the village club Karaoke night. I was inspired by the Ween cover version. We did a great job.
Aug 27, 2011
garlict: RT @salcoops: @mrchrisaddison In the library the librarian was on the phone, distraught & telling a loved one she'd lost her job. So sad ...
Aug 27, 2011
garlict: "As he licked his lips and stroked it." #chelsea #5live
Aug 27, 2011
garlict: RT @bitchylibrarian: I just realized that my bandaid overs my smartphone thumb. This is a disaster.
Aug 27, 2011
garlict: RT @MarcDSchiller: There's going to be a lot of little girls named Irene in delivery rooms nine months from now.
Aug 27, 2011
garlict: Just been to the village hall shop in Bere Ferrers, Devon. Like a bygone era. Very sweet and friendly. Everyone selling and chatting.
Aug 26, 2011
garlict: RT @SirFrankButcher: Off for a ruby. I'll be sitting by the window, not in the Korma.
Aug 26, 2011
garlict: Sparta 300 soundboard. You know you want to. http://t.co/Gz2oGsm - garlict: Sparta 300 soundboard. You know you want to. http://t.co/Gz2oGsm
Aug 26, 2011
garlict: How come Ireland is run by a Teacher? Maybe the UK could be run by a pie and mash stirrer.
Aug 26, 2011
garlict: @dfrw that tweet was full of all kinds of awesome
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: "full of win" "won the internet" Users of these expressions ought to hang their heads in shame. #petpeeves
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: I'm always getting mixed up between East and West. Does anyone else have this mental block?
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: MacHeads were nuts then too RT @JonathanDavisWM: The Lost 1984 Video: Steve Jobs Introduces The Mac http://t.co/4Fvsq9u A truly great 5 mins - garlict: MacHeads were nuts then too RT @JonathanDavisWM: The Lost 1984 Video: Steve Jobs Introduces The Mac http://t.co/4Fvsq9u A truly great 5 mins
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: New Chinese style miui theme is rather tasty. #miui #android http://t.co/GIGKmg4 http://t.co/IvzV67Y http://t.co/JqEDQom - garlict: New Chinese style miui theme is rather tasty. #miui #android http://t.co/GIGKmg4 http://t.co/IvzV67Y http://t.co/JqEDQom
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: Western Lofoten islands, Norway by steiniland. Beautiful. http://t.co/uBDJh7w - garlict: Western Lofoten islands, Norway by steiniland. Beautiful. http://t.co/uBDJh7w
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: So Steve Jobs, you removed knobs and other bits and bobs, leaving clean tactile love machines. Will we ever see a touch sensitive iEarth?
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: Chilean Camila Vallejo's call for free quality education has seen student protests transform, spread and grow http://t.co/2LBzVaL #demo2011 - garlict: Chilean Camila Vallejo's call for free quality education has seen student protests transform, spread and grow http://t.co/2LBzVaL #demo2011
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: A magnitude-5.8 earthquake has rattled the east coast of the United States. http://t.co/G0BUIwu - garlict: A magnitude-5.8 earthquake has rattled the east coast of the United States. http://t.co/G0BUIwu
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: More East Coast Quakes. West World is crumbling. China/N Korea/Russia are testing out their Scalar Weapons to great effect. Commie Fightback
Aug 25, 2011
garlict: Gillespie Park to Finsbury Park http://t.co/jRNZAYX - garlict: Gillespie Park to Finsbury Park http://t.co/jRNZAYX
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: Libyan diplomat and wife strip searched leaving USA http://t.co/AS40CUl #wlfind - garlict: Libyan diplomat and wife strip searched leaving USA http://t.co/AS40CUl #wlfind
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: True, but not all reported. @jaraparilla Guardian journo @jamesrbuk says media has had access to latest #WikiLeaks cables for past 8 months:
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @wikileaks: ANNOUNCE: WikiLeaks to release 35,000 US diplomatic cables today
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @UKpling: Public libraries need your support. Sign the petition and please RT. Together we can make a difference http://t.co/D4CvYS ... - garlict: RT @UKpling: Public libraries need your support. Sign the petition and please RT. Together we can make a difference http://t.co/D4CvYS ...
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @wikileaks: WikiLeaks Libya: 349 new US embassy cables released in searchable format http://t.co/XJjvcVF - garlict: RT @wikileaks: WikiLeaks Libya: 349 new US embassy cables released in searchable format http://t.co/XJjvcVF
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @dean_seddon_uk: How strange I have just got an email from Colonel Gaddafi http://t.co/dYOAMhK #libya #gaddafi - garlict: RT @dean_seddon_uk: How strange I have just got an email from Colonel Gaddafi http://t.co/dYOAMhK #libya #gaddafi
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1901/witbd/ RT @stephenfry I go to bed leaving you with this worrying art… (cont) http ... - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1901/witbd/ RT @stephenfry I go to bed leaving you with this worrying art… (cont) http ...
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @stephenfry: I go to bed leaving you with this worrying article. Hell's teeth and a bucket of blood, what's to be done? http://t.co/L ... - garlict: RT @stephenfry: I go to bed leaving you with this worrying article. Hell's teeth and a bucket of blood, what's to be done? http://t.co/L ...
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: Beautiful. 8 murals in 8 days - #Gaza http://t.co/JlhelBA (Flickr set) - garlict: RT @Deek: Beautiful. 8 murals in 8 days - #Gaza http://t.co/JlhelBA (Flickr set)
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @MonicaKaye: Ladies and men should all check their chesticles for cancer every month. Hell, have a feel up buddy. Early detection is ...
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Prison inmates paint Jacqui Smith's home - Telegraph http://t.co/MnWMUiS via @Telegraph - garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Prison inmates paint Jacqui Smith's home - Telegraph http://t.co/MnWMUiS via @Telegraph
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @hoxbot: RT @streetartt Another Hanksy Spotted on Rivington Street http://t.co/gCqxGsw - garlict: RT @hoxbot: RT @streetartt Another Hanksy Spotted on Rivington Street http://t.co/gCqxGsw
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @lizzieroper: ever have that feeling if you dont sleep you'll cry or shit yourself.
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: And its goodnight from him them me everybody everybody. Ta da da dAH ta Dah da da (kicks off high heels) where is my hunnybun? C'mere goJUSS
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: Today I learnt about bleakocide I mean ecocide. Crusties still exist. Spelling on fb is atrocious. The last and only German comedian died.
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: RT @arbolioto: Another UK police horror story: Man calls police. He is arrested by 11 officers. Two hours later he is dead. http://t.co/ ... - garlict: RT @arbolioto: Another UK police horror story: Man calls police. He is arrested by 11 officers. Two hours later he is dead. http://t.co/ ...
Aug 24, 2011
garlict: What are the police up to? Disgusting. http://t.co/Hy0KYpo #ukriots - garlict: What are the police up to? Disgusting. http://t.co/Hy0KYpo #ukriots
Aug 23, 2011
garlict: I get the feeling that the sales angle for the latest bjork is that we would all willing go and live safely inside her womb.
Aug 23, 2011
garlict: RT @TheBlackDog: Google just closed our Google+ account, didn't like our name!!!
Aug 23, 2011
garlict: RT @zerohedge: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you and your country can do for the banks"
Aug 23, 2011
garlict: RT @titleofmagazine: Demons born when putting cellphone in a microwave (animated GIF): http://t.co/FzUJW2q - garlict: RT @titleofmagazine: Demons born when putting cellphone in a microwave (animated GIF): http://t.co/FzUJW2q
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @Eamonn_Forde: Guaranteed "LOLs" with the rocking funsters RT @pitchforkmedia: Lou Reed and Metallica Name Collaborative Album Lulu h ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Absolutely 100% more of this please. Brilliant http://t.co/KRWtBoF - garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: Absolutely 100% more of this please. Brilliant http://t.co/KRWtBoF
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: just zoning out listening to loscil and hoping my head cold will leave http://t.co/6eS6MeR - garlict: just zoning out listening to loscil and hoping my head cold will leave http://t.co/6eS6MeR
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @emilygladsmith: @NaomiAKlein The Freedom Theatre has come under IDF attack for the third time. This time they used live ammo http:// ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: by dose id dunning dand dy feel dyke dit
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: there was a man called Michael Finnegan, he had dreams of rape and pillagin, the doctor said now take your pill agin, poor old MF begin agin
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Nick Drake (1), PJ Harvey (1) & Augustus Pablo (1) #mm http://t.co/Vsd1fYy - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Nick Drake (1), PJ Harvey (1) & Augustus Pablo (1) #mm http://t.co/Vsd1fYy
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @Natt: For those who may have missed this. Let's send a clear message to criminal looters. Evict house-flipping MPs. http://t.co/mIZIggm - garlict: RT @Natt: For those who may have missed this. Let's send a clear message to criminal looters. Evict house-flipping MPs. http://t.co/mIZIggm
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @BryanPeeler: Robert Marshall writes more lunacy: http://ow.ly/69318. Shld have read this first: http://ow.ly/6932A. Evidence was nev ... - garlict: RT @BryanPeeler: Robert Marshall writes more lunacy: http://ow.ly/69318. Shld have read this first: http://ow.ly/6932A. Evidence was nev ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @GeoMmm: Water & sanitation infrastructure bombed by Israeli jets. Sorry Japan, your aid money was wasted bit.ly/oQEIZ5 #Gaza (via @j ... - garlict: RT @GeoMmm: Water & sanitation infrastructure bombed by Israeli jets. Sorry Japan, your aid money was wasted bit.ly/oQEIZ5 #Gaza (via @j ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @GeoMmm: RT @Org9: #HumanRights in #libya - older but a good document with lots of info - http://t.co/mGoy1Ku - garlict: RT @GeoMmm: RT @Org9: #HumanRights in #libya - older but a good document with lots of info - http://t.co/mGoy1Ku
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @stavvers: This story is horrifying on so many levels http://t.co/XpdWtqO - garlict: RT @stavvers: This story is horrifying on so many levels http://t.co/XpdWtqO
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @Leftpalm: CHRISTIANS IN #PALESTINE ALSO SUFFERED Al NAKBA 100.000 WHERE EXILED IN 1948 http://t.co/uAqPVrG [knowing the history lead ... - garlict: RT @Leftpalm: CHRISTIANS IN #PALESTINE ALSO SUFFERED Al NAKBA 100.000 WHERE EXILED IN 1948 http://t.co/uAqPVrG [knowing the history lead ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @themanwhofell: Alex Crawford is a MILDFOAGOW. A Mum I'd Like To Discuss Foreign Policy With Over a Glass of Wine. It's a fairly nich ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: Alex (Hot lips) Crawford reporting in middle of Tripoli. From euphoria at entering city to fear of sniper attacks in Green Square.
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: RT @ShababLibya: London Celebration for the Libyan Freedom is at Libyan Embassy (Hyde park corner) 2AM - 5AM free for all to attend, Lib ...
Aug 22, 2011
garlict: Gene Ween Band great video of open air daylight concert featuring many unreleased songs Mountain Jam Fest 2009 http://t.co/0cqiHvu #ween - garlict: Gene Ween Band great video of open air daylight concert featuring many unreleased songs Mountain Jam Fest 2009 http://t.co/0cqiHvu #ween
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: Now on to this. Need a coffee. Progress is slow. Van Morrison - It's Too Late To Stop Now (Vinyl, LP, Album) at Discogs http://t.co/aJdX2jl - garlict: Now on to this. Need a coffee. Progress is slow. Van Morrison - It's Too Late To Stop Now (Vinyl, LP, Album) at Discogs http://t.co/aJdX2jl
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: Slowly tidying my room while listening to Florence - Dominions (Vinyl, LP, Album) at Discogs http://t.co/eDvNdP7 - garlict: Slowly tidying my room while listening to Florence - Dominions (Vinyl, LP, Album) at Discogs http://t.co/eDvNdP7
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: @tom_ravenscroft nothing wrong with TMBG spelling of Ana Ng. Ng is a common Chinese surname.
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: If Jamie Bell doesn't smoke draw then I'm a peacock egg. #6music
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: RT @libyanproud: This is what #Gaddafi is using against the residents of #Tripoli from close range http://t.co/IBaDHrb #Feb17 #Libya - garlict: RT @libyanproud: This is what #Gaddafi is using against the residents of #Tripoli from close range http://t.co/IBaDHrb #Feb17 #Libya
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: RT @tom_watson: Tinie Tempah at the v-festival. He good but birmz grimez @ENRtwinz - to me they're the true voice if grime.
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: Tony Blair went to the Whitehouse to say no to war, walked out hours later looking 10 years older. What was revealed in t ...
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: NRG - The Real Hardcore (CJ Bolland remix) aka I need your lovin' http://t.co/RJFkFoj - garlict: NRG - The Real Hardcore (CJ Bolland remix) aka I need your lovin' http://t.co/RJFkFoj
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: Stair Squares http://t.co/ASyyzhM - garlict: Stair Squares http://t.co/ASyyzhM
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: Garden Squares http://t.co/ctdtjyP - garlict: Garden Squares http://t.co/ctdtjyP
Aug 21, 2011
garlict: RT @lifehacker: Automatically save music you encounter while browsing with exfm: http://t.co/58zLNIJ - garlict: RT @lifehacker: Automatically save music you encounter while browsing with exfm: http://t.co/58zLNIJ
Aug 20, 2011
garlict: RT @psbook: Wow. Account of "government comms guy" @Lord_Credo account is a fake. Has taken in lobby hacks, MPs etc. Details >> ht ...
Aug 20, 2011
garlict: RT @julieakent: RT @notween: Ween Frontman Gene Ween Misses Warren G, Admires Rod McKuen's Turtlenecks: http://t.co/mO7Lxec #ween - garlict: RT @julieakent: RT @notween: Ween Frontman Gene Ween Misses Warren G, Admires Rod McKuen's Turtlenecks: http://t.co/mO7Lxec #ween
Aug 20, 2011
garlict: RT @rjmcculloch: Desperately Seeking Suárez #LFC
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: @dfrw Tks. know this site. Two solid browser based editors. One for simple beginners and a more pshoppy one. Plan 2 teach class using omatic
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: @julieakent yeah this release is a real treat. A little taste of everything great about Ween.
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: Reading Jon's World by P K Dick
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: @julieakent yes, got to love that one, saved me on Monday and Tuesday walking to work with a head cold!
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: RT @simonbreak: Apple is now worth more than LIFE ITSELF
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: RT @secretlondon: I wish websites didn't tell me off for using IE6. It's hardly my choice.
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: Apple is now worth more than the combined market value of the 32 largest European banks!
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: Don't Let The Moon Catch You Cryin' - Ween. From Ween Summer 2001 to Spring 2003 "Caesar Demos". #ween http://t.co/TtVLUKj - garlict: Don't Let The Moon Catch You Cryin' - Ween. From Ween Summer 2001 to Spring 2003 "Caesar Demos". #ween http://t.co/TtVLUKj
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: The Vanished http://t.co/nRXzWC5 #ukriots - garlict: The Vanished http://t.co/nRXzWC5 #ukriots
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: RT @phandroid: MIUI Style Launcher Localized And Compatible With All Devices [Download] http://t.co/J6vhqm9 - garlict: RT @phandroid: MIUI Style Launcher Localized And Compatible With All Devices [Download] http://t.co/J6vhqm9
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: @Deek looks like just the spot
Aug 19, 2011
garlict: I watched celebrity big brother 2011. #deathbedregrets #cbb
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: her rainbow mind vision of one thousand hexagonal lenses, sipping the air for magic molecules, aerial dancing through hazy emotional breeze
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: she flew on the back of a metallic blue dragonfly, in the heat of the day, over a deep lily pond at the bottom of the valley hidden by woods
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @murraygw: Scathing attack on Cameron by NYTimes 'Making poor people poorer will not make them less likely to steal' #EnglandRiots ht ...
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: that was my exercise for the day, it is too wet for real physical movement
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: gimme five minutes ummph okay heave grunt shove just a mo' nearly done pant sigh burp nothing to see here ok love will that do? yep okay bye
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @BoingBoing: Mexican man captures live fairy http://t.co/baSpOp3 - garlict: RT @BoingBoing: Mexican man captures live fairy http://t.co/baSpOp3
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: That is some shitty weather out there. Thanks el nino
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek random frame and process 4-grid using vignette http://t.co/p9x113T - garlict: @Deek random frame and process 4-grid using vignette http://t.co/p9x113T
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek I've used others but they come and they go. Vignette seems the most interesting, but it doesn't have the slickest gui.
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek vignette, littlephoto, photaf (for panorama) , camera streak (for strange overlapping bursts), a world of photo (swap with randoms)
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @rhodri: It that time again for Sexy A Levels. I'm sure everyone's linking to it, but I only just remembered. http://t.co/nNNy0ja - garlict: RT @rhodri: It that time again for Sexy A Levels. I'm sure everyone's linking to it, but I only just remembered. http://t.co/nNNy0ja
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek Photovine is only an ios app at the moment. I didn't realise this when I sent you that link. I'll try it when android gets an app.
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @psbook: NEW → Union busting in Plymouth as Tory council de-recognise Unison http://t.co/tnAsQ8r - garlict: RT @psbook: NEW → Union busting in Plymouth as Tory council de-recognise Unison http://t.co/tnAsQ8r
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @byameliahill: Another Guardian exclusive: Hollywood reporter arrested re: #hackgate gu.com/p/3xaax/tw - garlict: RT @byameliahill: Another Guardian exclusive: Hollywood reporter arrested re: #hackgate gu.com/p/3xaax/tw
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek sorry I don't know. I don't use them or instagram. In fact I thought instagram was just a gallery site.
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Bed bed bed debbiebeddiereddieteddiebeddiebaddiesteadydaddieclappyhandiemickeymousiebulletscrapeslefttempleluckyguidemewisdomtrulydeeply x
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @TheIndyNews: Chancellor was targeted by News of the World's hacker, says dominatrix http://t.co/Mxue1D4 - garlict: RT @TheIndyNews: Chancellor was targeted by News of the World's hacker, says dominatrix http://t.co/Mxue1D4
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @prodnose hello mr nose how's it goes? Hope it don't blows without you knows and can get hand on hankie to protect your clothes I suppose
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Terry Wogan only discovered golf when his pet dog kept going to bunkers to defecate. Terry found nobbly turtle eggs there - aka golf balls!
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Glenda Jackson used to wear baby blue woollen polonecks. She was friends with a girl in Meols who became a Hare Krishna Her cat named Swarmi
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: I can't end on a shitty music related play on words tweet. So let's just give Thora Hird a kiss and a cuddle. My goodness she deserves it.
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @jonronson: I found out today what a Nantucket Sleigh Ride is. Turns out it isn't a sexual position.
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Conked out in a tractor seat. And I'm looking straight at a ewe. #farmyardvanmorrison
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Got to get you into my wife #cuckoldrock
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @GarryShandling That tweet is my sick bucket Baaaaarf!
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Turnip ripe toadstools in cumblended sarnies. Vishnu resplendent in Turkish white lungi. Grapple with headstates. Fly pig balloons. TAAFOMFT
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Barbecue handwipes on telephone pickles. Whiplash awaydays in Dawn French's slippers. Meatglove ascendancy. Varnished poulet. #TAAFOMFThings
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Bean bags and toastie on eversole nipples. Bright roasted corn tea on bristle bone kippers. Viaducts in green. Macintosh grey. TAAFOMFThings
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: Please don't ever say or write 'nom nom' near me. Thanks. #petpeeves
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek @petapixel: Instagram, here comes a challenger - Google opens up Photovine to the public: http://j.mp/qMvPVy - garlict: @Deek @petapixel: Instagram, here comes a challenger - Google opens up Photovine to the public: http://j.mp/qMvPVy
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: RT @petapixel: Instagram, here comes a challenger - Google opens up Photovine to the public: http://j.mp/qMvPVy - garlict: RT @petapixel: Instagram, here comes a challenger - Google opens up Photovine to the public: http://j.mp/qMvPVy
Aug 18, 2011
garlict: @Deek picplz or lightbox photos though I haven't used either. I'd probably plump for lightbox as it looks a bit better but picplz more dls
Aug 17, 2011
garlict: RT @WH1SKS: Let's all go to sleep. The 1st person who wakes up has to make tea. I like mine strong, not too milky, no sugar. Toast would ...
Aug 17, 2011
garlict: RT @PythonJones: Well I suppose the Murdochs are going to jail - if the rioters are I guess it's only fair.
Aug 17, 2011
garlict: This is a true classic. The Casio watch survives like a cockroach after the A-bomb. http://t.co/gKYyq2u - garlict: This is a true classic. The Casio watch survives like a cockroach after the A-bomb. http://t.co/gKYyq2u
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: the illumination of saint ashtray http://t.co/LC6N7Lo #mobilephonephotography - garlict: the illumination of saint ashtray http://t.co/LC6N7Lo #mobilephonephotography
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: This is what the internet looked like in 1999 http://t.co/atJicCn and this is what it looks like in 2011 http://t.co/i2GWqBX - garlict: This is what the internet looked like in 1999 http://t.co/atJicCn and this is what it looks like in 2011 http://t.co/i2GWqBX
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: RT @tamsinchan: #NewsCorp hit with four US law claims after hacking | Sydney Morning Herald http://t.co/EuHPwqi #Murdoch #Hackgate - garlict: RT @tamsinchan: #NewsCorp hit with four US law claims after hacking | Sydney Morning Herald http://t.co/EuHPwqi #Murdoch #Hackgate
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: I must admit though, "The Transatlantic Sessions" is utter horseshit, and I like folk music. #savebbc4
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: Wonderful BBC4 to be cut back in favour of the dire BBC3. This comment expresses my feelings http://t.co/ASVfVwU #savebbc4 - garlict: Wonderful BBC4 to be cut back in favour of the dire BBC3. This comment expresses my feelings http://t.co/ASVfVwU #savebbc4
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: public libraries are protected by law from cuts says Francis Bennion who helped draught the act of law http://t.co/ScUo90z #savelibraries - garlict: public libraries are protected by law from cuts says Francis Bennion who helped draught the act of law http://t.co/ScUo90z #savelibraries
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: RT @publiclibnews: Writer of the Public Libraries Act says cuts likely to be "unlawful" and budget is no excuse... http://t.co/X1GA3eh # ... - garlict: RT @publiclibnews: Writer of the Public Libraries Act says cuts likely to be "unlawful" and budget is no excuse... http://t.co/X1GA3eh # ...
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: "STFU CAMERON YOU SCHMUCK"! 8.30 on @RT_com with @stacyherbert - The @Maxkeiser Report #Bankster #Looters http://t.co/GnKum ... - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: "STFU CAMERON YOU SCHMUCK"! 8.30 on @RT_com with @stacyherbert - The @Maxkeiser Report #Bankster #Looters http://t.co/GnKum ...
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: RT @catherine_mayer: #ApocalypseNOTW: The lastest extraordinary twists in the cinematic #hackgate saga http://t.co/yR2bKxn (featuring @t ... - garlict: RT @catherine_mayer: #ApocalypseNOTW: The lastest extraordinary twists in the cinematic #hackgate saga http://t.co/yR2bKxn (featuring @t ...
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: Good news for Rock/Metal fans. Black Sabbath reunite for tour and LP. ACDC Let There Be Rock finally sees a DVD release \m/
Aug 16, 2011
garlict: RT @hondanhon: The Daily Mail rampages around the internet, STEALING what it should be PAYING FOR. What's wrong with British society? ht ...
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: Syrian gunboats from sea and shelling inland hitting refugees http://t.co/LZ4D4LY UNWRA demand humanitarian access. shocking - garlict: RT @Deek: Syrian gunboats from sea and shelling inland hitting refugees http://t.co/LZ4D4LY UNWRA demand humanitarian access. shocking
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: RT @faisalislam: Did you know that naked Credit Default Swaps were illegal under US anti-gambling laws, and made legal by the Commodity ...
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: RT @sporter878: been listening to the #ween catalog on #spotify all morning. never listened much beyond C&C (which is great) but holy F ...
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: @dfrw thanks. Carmela my 80 plus Italian computer learner gave me a reiki back rub in the library and I had vit C. Tonight a radox bath :)
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: Woke up feeling run down and horrible back ache. Why?
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: An old colleague loved quoting 300 at work. He would get right into character. I'm enjoying comparing the real thing with his perfmances.
Aug 15, 2011
garlict: This Is SPARTA!!
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: @dfrw @janBR these are childhood sensations and feelings, my father is a yachtsman and we spent a lot of time on boats and jetties.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: Listening to Argonaut 1 by Loscil http://t.co/xsIjjOn http://t.co/uvY1a1j - garlict: Listening to Argonaut 1 by Loscil http://t.co/xsIjjOn http://t.co/uvY1a1j
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: @JanBR @Deek No, but there is the immediate sense of preparing for adventure, the sense that the skipper will untie the ropes at any time
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: @Deek a peaceful image, something relaxing and settling seeing boats by a wooden jetty. As soon as you step on to the boat it all changes.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: Jeremy Deller on #6music has been doing a cracking show. Just realised he was my neighbour in Holloway Road until recently. Funny old world.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: @kosso The English countryside is far too empty ya NIMBY. Travel to Poland and see a healthy distribution of rural housing.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: @the_anke This "my life must be interesting to other people" journalism is the scourge of the weekend broadsheets.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: RT @the_anke: Still can't get used to this sort of writing http://t.co/hLrNFah - is it just many many, MANY words for 'I seem to be grow ... - garlict: RT @the_anke: Still can't get used to this sort of writing http://t.co/hLrNFah - is it just many many, MANY words for 'I seem to be grow ...
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: My heart is bleeding for the footballers on #5live
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: @dfrw nice one, it wasn't what I expected at all
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: RT @TomScorza: Interview with Nick Clegg on BBC Radio Notts. Asked about his own arson at aged 16 - 4mins40s in http://t.co/WwzSOod B ... - garlict: RT @TomScorza: Interview with Nick Clegg on BBC Radio Notts. Asked about his own arson at aged 16 - 4mins40s in http://t.co/WwzSOod B ...
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: RT @wikileaks: Julian Assange has now been detained without charge under house arrest for 250 days http://t.co/ur3Q3zV - garlict: RT @wikileaks: Julian Assange has now been detained without charge under house arrest for 250 days http://t.co/ur3Q3zV
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: I thought I am legend was the mutt's nuts.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: I sometimes feel like everyone is dead and I'm dead too but inside my head a part is alive just watching it all. Love is nearby. #iamlegend
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: RT @Nick_Nolte: Good lookin' Saturday. Bout to get shitfaced and wrestle some dogs.
Aug 14, 2011
garlict: A religious angle on the looting #ukriots http://t.co/b0P6hK8 - garlict: A religious angle on the looting #ukriots http://t.co/b0P6hK8
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @Natt: David Starkey: Racist Cant http://t.co/Ncwy0Ji - garlict: RT @Natt: David Starkey: Racist Cant http://t.co/Ncwy0Ji
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @TwopTwips: NEWSNIGHT. Get informed expert comment on 21st century urban rioting by interviewing historians of the Tudor period. /via ...
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: Found a. Pub. Compton Arms Highbury Corner
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: Can't fjind a pub in london showing match its all rugby #lfc
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: Where the hell can I watch Liverpool. N5 N1 N7?
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: Turkish-Kurdish activist makes speech on the streets of Dalston http://t.co/us7CBr7 #londonriots #ukriots - garlict: Turkish-Kurdish activist makes speech on the streets of Dalston http://t.co/us7CBr7 #londonriots #ukriots
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: @garlict that's what I just said "if you choose to leave the free world even the decent people will become your enemies." is right
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: My prediction: Cameron appeases the draconian right, turns borderline normals into hangemflogems, and unites everyone else aga ...
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @trakgalvis: Open letter to Cameron: scary UK http://t.co/xpxDvnG Please RT, often. - garlict: RT @trakgalvis: Open letter to Cameron: scary UK http://t.co/xpxDvnG Please RT, often.
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @dylanhorrocks: Robert Crumb explains why he isn't coming to Australia: http://t.co/eyKdq73 - garlict: RT @dylanhorrocks: Robert Crumb explains why he isn't coming to Australia: http://t.co/eyKdq73
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @bongobeardy: Bongo Beardy - .. is David Starkey a moronic, old has been, racist? http://t.co/SAlHcnM - garlict: RT @bongobeardy: Bongo Beardy - .. is David Starkey a moronic, old has been, racist? http://t.co/SAlHcnM
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: Ween released a free double disc set of quebec era recordings. Some unreleased gems and great demos. Get thee to the ween forum to download.
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: The review show is a load of old wank. I'm hearing talk rather than seeing sights. Like listening to wine tasters. Pass me the bottle ya bas
Aug 13, 2011
garlict: RT @EmmyAbdulAlim: If Starkey doesn't stop talking there'll be another riot #newsnight
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: Thank credit crunchie it's riot day!
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: Replace the irritating Social Media with Socal Med and imagine you are on some sunny beach rather than in a tragic tech conference.
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: RT @FuckItLibrarian: I just wanna sit around naked, watching South Park, and eating nachos.
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: RT @kevinmulryne: Seen these builders helping riot victims for free? http://www.mybuilder.com/riot-repairs Please RT as much as you can ... - garlict: RT @kevinmulryne: Seen these builders helping riot victims for free? http://www.mybuilder.com/riot-repairs Please RT as much as you can ...
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: Imagine inflation hits 1000% and the rich say "we're ok we've got gold". If your wages don't rise will you be looting?
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: Bumtitty bum bum buuuuuum! When it will be eleven eleven on eleventh of the eleventh in the year eleven. What will happen part from poppies?
Aug 12, 2011
garlict: RT @MrMichaelWinner: on top of halfwits saying im going abroad, supersize moths have eaten all my clothes. I set the goldfish on them. T ...
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: @Deek also not fair for me to pass judgement after a keyhole view on ch4 news. I envy their easy confidence in the worth of what they do.
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: @Deek I react to the cage in which their budgies sing. To be peered at, prodded and perambulated so as to seem piffle. Not fair but so be it
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: Aren't those terribly creative fringe people so exciting? Snoore! I know I am a cultural heathen. But I can't take clever & quirky seriously
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @STFUKirbs: Someone's auntie was just reading the paper and got so vex she kissed her teeth and dashed it to the other side of the bus.
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @vizcomic: Do church signs get any more sinister than this? http://t.co/drrShGl /via @ilovelexluthor - garlict: RT @vizcomic: Do church signs get any more sinister than this? http://t.co/drrShGl /via @ilovelexluthor
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: I like to sit and gaze out on a grassy park. Sunshine after the rain. All moist. People coming out of the woodwork. Melancholia. Love maybe.
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: It all makes sense. The reason for the riots was "social exclusion". Certainly explains why an estate agent is in court
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @SkyNewsTicker: BREAKING: Sky News understands David Cameron has been in talks with Chinese government to share web-filtering technol ...
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @yokelbear: .@bbc5live Very bad balance there. You describe John McDonnell as "left wing MP" but haven't described any other MP as ri ...
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: @debonbon cheers, mine is hit and miss, but anyway on the whole fb is amazingly stable considering how many users it has.
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @danashley: Hazel Blears on the TV slamming criminality. Presumably if looters rock up with a cheque to cover their crimes they won't ...
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: facebook is having serious issues. down for maintenance or censorship?
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: UK riots have brought out the nasties. Realised a Facebook "friend" is Dutch EDL apologist stirring up race hatred. Blocked.
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: @Namrata_Joshi Having the same problems. Can't "like" anything. I couldn't post. Logged out won't let me log in. Something is up!
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Namrata_Joshi: Is everyone facing problems with Facebook or have I been blocked for making some incendiary statements????
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: Boris gets questioned by young employed black man who got work via service connexions that has been cut by coalition. http://t.co/CLgMdjz - garlict: Boris gets questioned by young employed black man who got work via service connexions that has been cut by coalition. http://t.co/CLgMdjz
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: Boris gets questioned by young employed black man who got work via job service connexions that has been cut by coalition. CNN not BBC or SKY
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Comfort75: Big up to this young man for speaking what needed to be said! http://t.co/x6p1P0V #BorisGotTold #LondonRiots #Tottenham RT - garlict: RT @Comfort75: Big up to this young man for speaking what needed to be said! http://t.co/x6p1P0V #BorisGotTold #LondonRiots #Tottenham RT
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @jeremycorbyn: Tariq Jahan gave wonderful poignant message of terrible grief and hope for humanity. Unbeliveably sad to lose your son ...
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: An open letter to David Cameron's parents http://t.co/wItlKI9 #ukriots #londonriots #ukpolitics - garlict: An open letter to David Cameron's parents http://t.co/wItlKI9 #ukriots #londonriots #ukpolitics
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: Saw a well dressed black man being stopped and frisked near Roman Way. He didn't seem at all Hoodie-like. It is humiliation whatever reason.
Aug 11, 2011
garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: http://t.co/VsE5cQf | Sir Derek Jacobi backs the campaign against closure of Leytonstone's Harrow Green Library. - garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: http://t.co/VsE5cQf | Sir Derek Jacobi backs the campaign against closure of Leytonstone's Harrow Green Library.
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @bulliedbyboss: It's too easy to watch a colleague taking flak and think "Oh, they're used to it". Don't be fooled by a brave face #b ...
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: Text from my sis "listening to great speech by bishop of stepney on steps of st john's church in HACKNEY central inspiring moment" #ukriots
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Peston: But if almost free money hasn't generated proper recovery in US and UK in past 3 years, will it work in next 2? http://t.co/ ... - garlict: RT @Peston: But if almost free money hasn't generated proper recovery in US and UK in past 3 years, will it work in next 2? http://t.co/ ...
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @Jo_Bo_Anderson: My Facebook is turning into the comments section of the Daily Mail :(
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @PaulLewis: My Longer Read: Who are the rioters? Young men from poor areas... but that's not the full story http://t.co/SuFVjUQ #UKRiots - garlict: RT @PaulLewis: My Longer Read: Who are the rioters? Young men from poor areas... but that's not the full story http://t.co/SuFVjUQ #UKRiots
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: There's a beautiful golden moon rising for you night owls to look out for.
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @InjusticeFacts: The United States is the most violent culture in the world, every year, 30,000 people in the U.S. commit murder.
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @carlmaxim: Surely it's high time that David Cameron cut short his job as PM and went away on holiday. #newsnight #londonriots #Manch ...
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: @DougStanhope bummer - I wasn't there but I imagine everyone's minds were elsewhere understandably. Best wishes. I think your shit is edible
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: Gove opts for the magical "Robust" move on Harman. #newsnight
Aug 10, 2011
garlict: RT @avinunu: British Army was failed at "nation building" in Helmand, and British state has failed at "nation building" in many parts of ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @UKRiots: Genuine words from a 13 year old: "my mum brought us out earlier to riot, but we came home cause we wanted snacks. now shut ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @anjucomet: Must watch. West Indian writer Darcus Howe tears apart a sanctimonious BBC anchor who is "shocked" by the #Londonriots. h ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @citizensheep: Worst violence 'in current memory'..? What on earth does 'current memory' mean?
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @NASA: Perseids meteor shower on Fri. night is oft considered best of the year. Watch & Chat with NASA experts Fri. night http://go.n ... - garlict: RT @NASA: Perseids meteor shower on Fri. night is oft considered best of the year. Watch & Chat with NASA experts Fri. night http://go.n ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: Sent home early from work. Sunbathing in Highbury Fields. Its a beautiful evening apart from the sirens.
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @pitchforkmedia: The Field Announces New Album Looping State of Mind http://t.co/GDCLgLZ - garlict: RT @pitchforkmedia: The Field Announces New Album Looping State of Mind http://t.co/GDCLgLZ
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Doug Stanhope (14) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Doug Stanhope (14) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @prodnose: The baffling low key approach by police just has to be political tactic. Let the people feel fear. I sense a HUGE swing to ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @TheAzzo: RT @trianglerecords: Avoid London Fields. Especially on your bike. Friends are being mugged violently. REPOST.
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @carrozo: This has made me so much angrier. RT @CatchaLooter: No words: http://t.co/aEo97Ml - garlict: RT @carrozo: This has made me so much angrier. RT @CatchaLooter: No words: http://t.co/aEo97Ml
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @johnbrissenden: Farewell youth clubs, hello street life – and gang warfare | UK news | The Guardian http://j.mp/qtpTAM (via Instapaper) - garlict: RT @johnbrissenden: Farewell youth clubs, hello street life – and gang warfare | UK news | The Guardian http://j.mp/qtpTAM (via Instapaper)
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @artistsmakers: Second clean up is at Camden; meet outside Camden tube 11am to help local shops, follow @jinacreighton @CamdenTownUnl ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: Someone just got attacked while talking live on LBC 97.3 fucking terrifying #londonriots
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @Glinner: @DaftLimmy I don't know what you wrote, but this is all very unsettling coming from your bellybutton
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: redistribution of wealth - the hard way
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @MarkSpoff: RT @PaulLewis: Violent clashes now on Kingsland Road, Hackney, as hundreds of Turkish men attack others youths #hackney
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @THEHOODNEWS: Jesus.. #HoodNews RT @TheEnvila: @THEHOODNEWS Woman jumps from burning building on Surrey Road http://t.co/SFuKl2B - garlict: RT @THEHOODNEWS: Jesus.. #HoodNews RT @TheEnvila: @THEHOODNEWS Woman jumps from burning building on Surrey Road http://t.co/SFuKl2B
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @juux: This lady is right. http://t.co/xawWJJH Also, love the graffiti behind her #londonriots - garlict: RT @juux: This lady is right. http://t.co/xawWJJH Also, love the graffiti behind her #londonriots
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @topfife: How long will it take Cameron to hug all these hoodies? #londonriots
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: Some of the calls on lbc 97.3 this evening have been incredible. Live radio is the best.
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @save_SC_library: Sonning Common Friends say we're campaigning to save the library, not manage people - don't need another job, thank ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @RuwaydaMustafah: Dozens of looters getting into Currys now: http://t.co/MrhiwBs #Brixton #LondonRiot - garlict: RT @RuwaydaMustafah: Dozens of looters getting into Currys now: http://t.co/MrhiwBs #Brixton #LondonRiot
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @paraicobrien: week of cod sociology ahead re #riots
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @humble: Humble Indie Bundle 3 is now over $1.8M! This will be the biggest HIB to date. http://t.co/NcNDZka - garlict: RT @humble: Humble Indie Bundle 3 is now over $1.8M! This will be the biggest HIB to date. http://t.co/NcNDZka
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: RT @everythingedl: #EDL are rather fond of firearms themselves. There's a gallery of it here: http://twitpic.com/e/1fmj #Tottenham http ... - garlict: RT @everythingedl: #EDL are rather fond of firearms themselves. There's a gallery of it here: http://twitpic.com/e/1fmj #Tottenham http ...
Aug 9, 2011
garlict: Perhaps lack of action by police against looters in Wood Green and Enfield is their own form of Industrial Action. They don't like being cut
Aug 6, 2011
garlict: RT @digijools: @TheCanadianEnc @PopeShakey @MargaretAtwood Visiting the library with my children is sometimes the only entertainment we ...
Aug 6, 2011
garlict: RT @faisalislam: The Berlusconi Bounce. Bunganomics to the rescue. My blog: http://t.co/B7o9am7 - garlict: RT @faisalislam: The Berlusconi Bounce. Bunganomics to the rescue. My blog: http://t.co/B7o9am7
Aug 6, 2011
garlict: RT @bongobeardy: if i had the money, i would buy a bentley and drive to the south of france for a pizza.
Aug 5, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Rowan Atkinson hospitalized after RTA. I used to be the posty for his family home. Hope it's not serious.
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: RT @edlnews: EDL leader Stephen Lennon Newsnight interview deconstructed - #EDL News - EDL News http://t.co/InG1mcF - garlict: RT @edlnews: EDL leader Stephen Lennon Newsnight interview deconstructed - #EDL News - EDL News http://t.co/InG1mcF
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: The story of David and Goliath leaked into human culture via a planetary memory of when the Earth's small moon hit the large moon, probably.
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: RT @millie_epona: Reason 1 to love living in the country: No light pollution = SO many stars!
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Britain was told today that they should be able to sell off their body parts in order to reduce their debts. http://bit.ly/ ... - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: Britain was told today that they should be able to sell off their body parts in order to reduce their debts. http://bit.ly/ ...
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: @Deek I knew it looked wrong. But my phone dictionary suggested it. Probably because I misspelt it before.
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: A most pretencious londoncentric self indulgent load of old wank on radio 4 a few minutes ago discussing twitter, mount kimbie and no. 4 bus
Aug 4, 2011
garlict: RT @duncanm: someone on radio 4 is talking complete bollocks.
Aug 3, 2011
garlict: At start of NHS IT project I could have got a job and earned a larger wage than I will ever earn now but as a Private Eye reader I refused.
Aug 3, 2011
garlict: RT @Vivienneclore: the woman selling sea shells by the seashore doesn't have the best of business plans to be honest
Aug 3, 2011
garlict: Venus http://twitpic.com/5zydfz - garlict: Venus http://twitpic.com/5zydfz
Aug 2, 2011
garlict: @sadieXport City farms are quite common. So is fresh horse manure bought for gardens and allotments.
Aug 2, 2011
garlict: Wasp in bedroom just before sleep. Grrr. But he led me to my lost ipod. Thank you tiny winged black and yellow friend.
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @mygibbo: Public Libraries News: Eight keys to a real public library consultation http://t.co/QOVBBXp - garlict: RT @mygibbo: Public Libraries News: Eight keys to a real public library consultation http://t.co/QOVBBXp
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @mygibbo: BBC News - Wiltshire libraries saved by more than 300 volunteers http://t.co/wJeV9fY No mention of the word librarian- not ... - garlict: RT @mygibbo: BBC News - Wiltshire libraries saved by more than 300 volunteers http://t.co/wJeV9fY No mention of the word librarian- not ...
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: http://bit.ly/pc7Y9D racist wanker by @garlict - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: http://bit.ly/pc7Y9D racist wanker by @garlict
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: @mygibbo Oh goody! Now we can have volunteer police, nurses, teachers, politicians, the sky's the limit. Deficit solved!
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: @kemptonslim You didn't? Noooo!!! Next you'll be telling me you paid to go and see The Three Amigos.
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @kemptonslim: @garlict thinking of making a Venn diagram of people who paid full price to see Ishtar, Howard the Duck or Mannequin. A ...
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: Late night driving video with a minimal techno soundtrack. be glad you weren't crossing the road http://t.co/OlVBQW8 - garlict: Late night driving video with a minimal techno soundtrack. be glad you weren't crossing the road http://t.co/OlVBQW8
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: @_ajit8_ yeah sorry bout that try this http://t.co/OlVBQW8 - garlict: @_ajit8_ yeah sorry bout that try this http://t.co/OlVBQW8
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: I am not watching Ishtar.
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: retweeting whore I am, unfollow me or bleed
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @BreakingNews: Protesters disrupt House during debate on debt deal; 22 arrested - WaPost http://wapo.st/mV04n1 - garlict: RT @BreakingNews: Protesters disrupt House during debate on debt deal; 22 arrested - WaPost http://wapo.st/mV04n1
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @everythingedl: Ex #EDL leader and Muslim convert Tahir Robinson! http://twitpic.com/5zi5x4 - garlict: RT @everythingedl: Ex #EDL leader and Muslim convert Tahir Robinson! http://twitpic.com/5zi5x4
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @bitchylibrarian: If you need help saving something on the computer, waiting until there's a minute left on your session is a REALLY ...
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @Gizmodo: Is this a UFO crashed on Baltic Sea? http://t.co/YtGsHzy Millennium Falcon or Cylon Raider? - garlict: RT @Gizmodo: Is this a UFO crashed on Baltic Sea? http://t.co/YtGsHzy Millennium Falcon or Cylon Raider?
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: RT @oelbrenner: why don't the recently-bailed-out-and-now-swimming-in-profit banks bail the usgov out with the upcoming debt deadline ? ...
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: resting in Southwark - here I met two women cycling the other way from Thamesmead - I stopped for water, they wine http://flic.kr/p/a8PDM9 - garlict: resting in Southwark - here I met two women cycling the other way from Thamesmead - I stopped for water, they wine http://flic.kr/p/a8PDM9
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: Leadenhall interior http://flic.kr/p/a8PE2m - garlict: Leadenhall interior http://flic.kr/p/a8PE2m
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: The Isle of Dogs from Rotherhithe http://flic.kr/p/a8LMAc - garlict: The Isle of Dogs from Rotherhithe http://flic.kr/p/a8LMAc
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: The rear of the Guild Church of St Benet's with St Paul's catherdral dome in the distance. http://flic.kr/p/a8PtxS - garlict: The rear of the Guild Church of St Benet's with St Paul's catherdral dome in the distance. http://flic.kr/p/a8PtxS
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: City of London scene Lloyds Building to the left. Gherkin in the distance and some other wavy thing on the right. http://flic.kr/p/a8LnK8 - garlict: City of London scene Lloyds Building to the left. Gherkin in the distance and some other wavy thing on the right. http://flic.kr/p/a8LnK8
Aug 1, 2011
garlict: The Shard - groovy panorama mobile phone shot. This building is also known as Ken's willy (by me) http://flic.kr/p/a8LeZB - garlict: The Shard - groovy panorama mobile phone shot. This building is also known as Ken's willy (by me) http://flic.kr/p/a8LeZB
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: @everythingedl Here is one for you. EDL member vs The people (until cops turn up) http://t.co/h4HviL1 - garlict: @everythingedl Here is one for you. EDL member vs The people (until cops turn up) http://t.co/h4HviL1
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: Big dick in London bridge http://twitpic.com/5yv9in - garlict: Big dick in London bridge http://twitpic.com/5yv9in
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: Don't you want to live in this new building. Neo Bankside my arse. Suitable for Matrix clones who ate wrong pill http://twitpic.com/5yujro - garlict: Don't you want to live in this new building. Neo Bankside my arse. Suitable for Matrix clones who ate wrong pill http://twitpic.com/5yujro
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: For most of my life I thought Miro was a woman named Joan. http://twitpic.com/5yuhfr - garlict: For most of my life I thought Miro was a woman named Joan. http://twitpic.com/5yuhfr
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: RT @shirleyayres: Fear and Loathing in the Public Sector –Why I despise Oliver Letwin http://t.co/WNjDt6Z - conflict of interest @oliver ... - garlict: RT @shirleyayres: Fear and Loathing in the Public Sector –Why I despise Oliver Letwin http://t.co/WNjDt6Z - conflict of interest @oliver ...
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: @everythingedl Come on, yr remix isn't THAT good ;)
Jul 31, 2011
garlict: Gorgeous George lays into a caller #EDL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbRnPJ31rcA&feature=player_embedded - garlict: Gorgeous George lays into a caller #EDL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbRnPJ31rcA&feature=player_embedded
Jul 30, 2011
garlict: RT @everythingedl: #EDL and #Norway terrorist Anders Breivik update http://t.co/U5vZfhL via @sunny_hundal - garlict: RT @everythingedl: #EDL and #Norway terrorist Anders Breivik update http://t.co/U5vZfhL via @sunny_hundal
Jul 30, 2011
garlict: I did the worst Scottish accent I've ever done and called my friend Bruce.
Jul 30, 2011
garlict: They pointed up at the rail bridge and said "That's Camden Lock". I said "Och do the canal boats go along up there?"
Jul 30, 2011
garlict: We pretended to be Glaswegian Amy Winehouse fans off the train looking for Camden Square. Please forgive us lovely Kasabian fan girls. ;)
Jul 30, 2011
garlict: 2hour sleep last night out to Camden beer at Belgo then 2 spiritual caipirinhas and an amazing steak at the place opposite barfly & leffyhed
Jul 30, 2011
garlict: RT @JanBR: Have a great weekend to @richardwoods @DrAnnabelLecter @JFDerry @Garlict @thegrumpyscot @Jet739 @Vallethor @adamps
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: @JanBR Brits do it home & abroad. I just wish there was a fairer housing law. I hear Germany has a regulated rent system that's threatened
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: Best food in Tavistock, Devon. Robertsons Organic. No. 1 on trip advisor. http://bit.ly/pUG9mX - garlict: Best food in Tavistock, Devon. Robertsons Organic. No. 1 on trip advisor. http://bit.ly/pUG9mX
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: I can't get no sleep and I'm not pulling down tights with ny teeth.
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: Lollapalooza 2011: Q&A with Ween - USATODAY.com http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2011-07-28-lollapalooza-2011-ween_n.htm - garlict: Lollapalooza 2011: Q&A with Ween - USATODAY.com http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2011-07-28-lollapalooza-2011-ween_n.htm
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: Benny Hill is following me on Twitter. (cue Yakety Sax)
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: RT @everythingedl: Anders Behring Breivik said that his rampage was 'Atrocious but necessary.' #EDL's Sandra Smith agrees. http://twitpi ... - garlict: RT @everythingedl: Anders Behring Breivik said that his rampage was 'Atrocious but necessary.' #EDL's Sandra Smith agrees. http://twitpi ...
Jul 29, 2011
garlict: Great report @paulmasonnews I heard an interview with angry Arizona farmers on R4 who have no workers to pick their crops because of Mex ban
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: RT @Yasmin49: Let's pressure our leaders to investigate thousands of innocent disappeared in #Syria. Sign the urgent petition @Avaaz htt ...
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: @JanBR I'm prejudiced against the rentier class anyway. I always get wound up overhearing things in cafes & they were foreign too. Bastards!
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: I love how El Reg calls ipads and tablets "fondle slabs" and anything shitty about apple's behaviour "Jobsian"
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: RT @25z2: So here begins the breaking of the internet. Film Studios can now order ISP's to block access to sites, wholesale. #Newsbin #O ...
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: A line has been crossed http://bbc.in/qQOq3H - garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: A line has been crossed http://bbc.in/qQOq3H
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: RT @FuckItLibrarian: This lady just bitched and moaned like a baby for me to give her free prints because another system does. She got ...
Jul 28, 2011
garlict: @FuckItLibrarian I tell the kids to think of the trees when they demand endless colouring sheets. Got one to write a story today.A miracle!
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: Geoff Hoon. What a corrupt bedmaking arms dealing fucktard #radio4
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: RT @DarthMeerkat: Eye test. If you can see 2 pigs and a piglet then everything is okay. http://twitpic.com/5vruer - garlict: RT @DarthMeerkat: Eye test. If you can see 2 pigs and a piglet then everything is okay. http://twitpic.com/5vruer
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: RT @MarcDSchiller: "Rupert Murdoch says he has been touched by all the messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone." / Brilliant line
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: NHS private comissioning corruption exposed on #radio4 revolving door between civil service and private health management companies
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: RT @lisaansell: Our problem was that we were overexposed to the financial sector...our solution when it went tits up was to increase our ...
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: There were a few fishy characters in my house on Saturday night and I swear one of 'em has teefed my ipod. 80GB of eclectic wonder music.
Jul 26, 2011
garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Revolver (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Revolver (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jul 25, 2011
garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: Charles Moore, darling of the right, questioning big banking and politics http://t.co/VLjk94X My God, someone is fi ... - garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: Charles Moore, darling of the right, questioning big banking and politics http://t.co/VLjk94X My God, someone is fi ...
Jul 25, 2011
garlict: RT @MJayRosenberg: Unfucking believable. The Jerusalem Post justifies #oslo slaughter. Killer had legitimate grievances. #Israel http:// ...
Jul 25, 2011
garlict: Ween - Sarah http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Sarah/ZaffF?src=5 - garlict: Ween - Sarah http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Sarah/ZaffF?src=5
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: Feeling mundane despite the dreamy weather.
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: @bongobeardy and now you have to mortgage the kids
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: RT @lisaansell: Joseph Stiglitz http://t.co/fMXRm6x - garlict: RT @lisaansell: Joseph Stiglitz http://t.co/fMXRm6x
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: RT @MaxBlumenthal: Anders Behring Breivik, a perfect product of the Axis of Islamophobia http://bit.ly/pHS5Ir #norway - garlict: RT @MaxBlumenthal: Anders Behring Breivik, a perfect product of the Axis of Islamophobia http://bit.ly/pHS5Ir #norway
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: RT @playstayxian: There's hundreds of comments on dozens of right-wing blogs justifying the attack in Norway as a consequence of multicu ...
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: RT @Skud: suspended from google+ for name violation? help me gather data about what's going on http://is.gd/nonplussed please help sprea ... - garlict: RT @Skud: suspended from google+ for name violation? help me gather data about what's going on http://is.gd/nonplussed please help sprea ...
Jul 24, 2011
garlict: RT @missdaisyfrost: THIS IS PURE GENIUS RT @jimmycarr Read the item description of this item, it's V Funny! http://bit.ly/nLFmhA - garlict: RT @missdaisyfrost: THIS IS PURE GENIUS RT @jimmycarr Read the item description of this item, it's V Funny! http://bit.ly/nLFmhA
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: My ipod played this song for Amy "Leo Kottke - So Cold In China" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQu_eyKQSkY&feature=youtube_gdata_player - garlict: My ipod played this song for Amy "Leo Kottke - So Cold In China" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQu_eyKQSkY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: Does "An unknown error occurred in Integrated Search" happen in New Twitter?
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: RT @Old_Holborn: "To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity." ~ Oscar Wilde
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: Watch "Lothar and the Hand People - What Grows On Your Head" on YouTube (cont) http://tl.gd/btjhcd - garlict: Watch "Lothar and the Hand People - What Grows On Your Head" on YouTube (cont) http://tl.gd/btjhcd
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: Wandering through Highbury Fields with Nick Robinson looking like Dick Whittington with his shopping bag hanging from his BBC umbrella :)
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: RT @ememess: Saturday morning species: tired-looking blokes trudging after small boys on scooters.
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: RT @DawnHFoster: This man is a total hero: http://tinyurl.com/454nr7j (via @LucyCaldicott) #Norway - garlict: RT @DawnHFoster: This man is a total hero: http://tinyurl.com/454nr7j (via @LucyCaldicott) #Norway
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: RT @bstandal: Blog post from Utøya survivor translated into english http://t.co/ITtPzwE #osloexpl - garlict: RT @bstandal: Blog post from Utøya survivor translated into english http://t.co/ITtPzwE #osloexpl
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: RT @maxkeiser: There is an edge to the debt ceiling talks that borders on sadism and lynching. The white guys want the black guy to cry ...
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: RT @BoingBoing: Presumed Twitter account of Oslo bombing suspect, which, like the Facebook account, was created within the past week. ht ...
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: Nazi Smurfs http://bit.ly/jggweL A warning for the pathetic: DM article linked to. - garlict: Nazi Smurfs http://bit.ly/jggweL A warning for the pathetic: DM article linked to.
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: @twitter "An unknown error occurred in Integrated Search" I'd rather see the fail whale
Jul 23, 2011
garlict: @simonbreak I think they've all rolled their moustaches into very fine thin Dalis by now.
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: @Deek shocking news
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @UKpling: From our blog: Concerns Over Brent Campaigners Volunteer Run Libraries http://t.co/yk1cmGf #savelibraries - garlict: RT @UKpling: From our blog: Concerns Over Brent Campaigners Volunteer Run Libraries http://t.co/yk1cmGf #savelibraries
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @themanwhofell: Right now, up and down the land, thousands of gaunt, semi-naked figures are slumped in front of flickering screens, u ...
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @guardiannews: Phone hacking: Tom Crone and Colin Myler raise the stakes http://gu.com/p/3vm5y/tf - garlict: RT @guardiannews: Phone hacking: Tom Crone and Colin Myler raise the stakes http://gu.com/p/3vm5y/tf
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @taniaglyde: Social landlords will only get grant money for upkeep if they sign up to charging new tenants 80% of market rents. Why h ...
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: Mishal Husain. The thinking man's Myleen Klass #newsnight
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @mrsblogs: #newsnight reporting 3 solicitors representing victims of #notw #hackgate hacked/watched/put under surveillance by ? #ni #notw
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @chuzzlit: It's @tom_watson vs @peston as seen by @visually infographic: http://t.co/L1mYVgT - garlict: RT @chuzzlit: It's @tom_watson vs @peston as seen by @visually infographic: http://t.co/L1mYVgT
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: The Watson Peston twitter fight is getting good.
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: Sunset over Arsenal http://twitpic.com/5tmw45 - garlict: Sunset over Arsenal http://twitpic.com/5tmw45
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: Listening to aussie couple in a cafe discussing how to rent out their london property. Squeeze as many people in. Get a proper job u leeches
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @LulzSec: This is a joint statement from #Anonymous (@AnonymousIRC) and Lulz Security (@LulzSec) to the FBI (@FBIPressOffice) - http: ...
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: Operation Target - massive police propaganda? http://t.co/lOwWpxG via @NewJournal @jeremycorbyn @privateeyenews @guardiannews - garlict: Operation Target - massive police propaganda? http://t.co/lOwWpxG via @NewJournal @jeremycorbyn @privateeyenews @guardiannews
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: Operation Target - massive police propaganda? http://post.ly/2ZiyW - garlict: Operation Target - massive police propaganda? http://post.ly/2ZiyW
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: 2005 "Press - that suggests that members of the public are vulnerable to being shot on suspicion - wide of the mark." http://bit.ly/q3L4eM - garlict: 2005 "Press - that suggests that members of the public are vulnerable to being shot on suspicion - wide of the mark." http://bit.ly/q3L4eM
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: Now Two Murdoch Whistleblowers Dead http://yesbuthowever.com/two-murdoch-whistleblowers-dead-5000943/ - garlict: Now Two Murdoch Whistleblowers Dead http://yesbuthowever.com/two-murdoch-whistleblowers-dead-5000943/
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: A Ghana official has ordered the "immediate arrest" of "all homosexuals in the region. #news http://bit.ly/qh4Tdu - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: A Ghana official has ordered the "immediate arrest" of "all homosexuals in the region. #news http://bit.ly/qh4Tdu
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @shomrimlondon: London - Hatzola Member Helps In Rescue Of Muslim Toddler From Burning House http://bit.ly/iqbU0S - garlict: RT @shomrimlondon: London - Hatzola Member Helps In Rescue Of Muslim Toddler From Burning House http://bit.ly/iqbU0S
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @shomrimlondon: Police in Hackney have made 20 arrests as part of an operation tackling class A drug dealing http://bit.ly/qLUNbW - garlict: RT @shomrimlondon: Police in Hackney have made 20 arrests as part of an operation tackling class A drug dealing http://bit.ly/qLUNbW
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @markrae: Nuremberg trials convicted most evil people in history 13 months after WW2. Met Police hopes to complete phone hacking INQU ...
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @RichardOsley: Riot vans blocked both ends of Queen's Crescent and officers charged in. Something very similar happened in Camden Tow ...
Jul 22, 2011
garlict: RT @NewJournal: Major operation in Queen's Crescent. Massive police pincer movement shuts off road. Several arrests. Searches of suspect ...
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: For a moment there I thought @RealBobMortimer was following me. Well he ruddy well should be.
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: He's a bit of a weedy clever clogs Dr Who type #thehour
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: RT @David_M_Watts: The Hour- BBC2's new drama is looking to emulate 'Mad Men' and is off to a pretty good start!
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: RT @emmajolly: Camden libraries under threat. RT“@FlickRea: Lots of unhappy library supporters at tonights grumpy Scrutiny C'tee - they ...
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: RT @HelenLBeaman: Oh to be a librarian http://t.co/ahp8s8J #savelibraries - garlict: RT @HelenLBeaman: Oh to be a librarian http://t.co/ahp8s8J #savelibraries
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: Wills To Power. T'Pau er. Wonka Wonga. Deck Her Halls with Murdoch foam bath. Knees Up Baby Knees Up. Explode his heart copper copper. #notw
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: Utterly mesmerised by the sight of so many lycra clad young women keeping fit in Highbury Fields. Listening to Rigning by Yagya. A long day.
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: What is old windbag doing on Today? #Radio4
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: RT @PaulLewis: I've been at Sean Hoare's house. Police/ambulance there 11am-3pm. Then nothing. Story breaks. Forensics arrive 9pm.
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: RT @conniptions: How horrible and how odd that David Kelly and Sean Hoare were both found dead on the morning of July 18th. #noconspirac ...
Jul 19, 2011
garlict: RT @publicwatcher: Worried the Police will raid your flat? Put your computer, phone and paperwork in a car park bin and retrieve after t ...
Jul 18, 2011
garlict: RT @DavidAllenGreen: Remarkable, moving must-read piece by @Bynickdavies on Sean Hoare just up: http://bit.ly/oNlFW1 - garlict: RT @DavidAllenGreen: Remarkable, moving must-read piece by @Bynickdavies on Sean Hoare just up: http://bit.ly/oNlFW1
Jul 18, 2011
garlict: RT @Kiteaton: Fascinating piece about how Fox News is muddling the UK phone hacking scandal http://t.co/VYazfkE #NOTW - garlict: RT @Kiteaton: Fascinating piece about how Fox News is muddling the UK phone hacking scandal http://t.co/VYazfkE #NOTW
Jul 18, 2011
garlict: Chazza is such a twazza http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?a=m4:23276019 - garlict: Chazza is such a twazza http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?a=m4:23276019
Jul 18, 2011
garlict: @johnbrissenden @JanBR http://www.isdavidcameronstillprimeminister.com/ I believe there was a webpage like this for Rebekah. - garlict: @johnbrissenden @JanBR http://www.isdavidcameronstillprimeminister.com/ I believe there was a webpage like this for Rebekah.
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: RT @JoeTheDough: BREAKING: David Cameron's arsehole now indistinguishable from a Nikon shutter on multishot.
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: @johnbrissenden we can't be the only ones thinking this. Cameron should resign.
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: RT @johnbrissenden: The head of the Metropolitan Police has resigned at the first suggestion of impropriety. Why didn't the PM?
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: So when will Cameron do the right thing and fall on his sword? #NOTW
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: RT @GonzoKiwi: UK Labour's Ed Miliband appears to be such a caricature at times I almost thought he should have a dog called Gromit. #NOTW
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: RT @sean_uk: Rebekah Brooks arrested? That's VERY convenient isn't it. Can't give evidence now against Met in Parliamentary Committee. N ...
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: RT @aaronparmar: Brooks arrested "by appointment ..". Labour wanking themselves off in excitement, before they lost, they were sucking o ...
Jul 17, 2011
garlict: RT @serafinowicz: Fox News brilliantly depict #NotW as VICTIMS of hacking scandal!! http://bit.ly/qfEmBj - garlict: RT @serafinowicz: Fox News brilliantly depict #NotW as VICTIMS of hacking scandal!! http://bit.ly/qfEmBj
Jul 16, 2011
garlict: Do you want me to say something crass, surreal or earnest. All three? OK. We can't allow Rebekah Brook's shits to be grilled at Gitmo.
Jul 16, 2011
garlict: RT @guardiannews: Murdochs 'in family fallout' over crisis http://gu.com/p/3vtmk/tf - garlict: RT @guardiannews: Murdochs 'in family fallout' over crisis http://gu.com/p/3vtmk/tf
Jul 16, 2011
garlict: Haven't heard my last album yet? It's FREE and demands your attention! http://t.co/7R776He By Gel-Sol - garlict: Haven't heard my last album yet? It's FREE and demands your attention! http://t.co/7R776He By Gel-Sol
Jul 16, 2011
garlict: I've got a cold and feel kind of shitty so listening to Scott Walker vinyl.
Jul 16, 2011
garlict: The Stamp Collection http://www.flickr.com/photos/7470307@N06/5905644632/in/set-72157616760503818/ (Terence) - garlict: The Stamp Collection http://www.flickr.com/photos/7470307@N06/5905644632/in/set-72157616760503818/ (Terence)
Jul 15, 2011
garlict: RT @phandroid: MIUI Is Getting A New UI Refresh This Week – Caution: You May Need A Towel http://bit.ly/opsi04 - garlict: RT @phandroid: MIUI Is Getting A New UI Refresh This Week – Caution: You May Need A Towel http://bit.ly/opsi04
Jul 14, 2011
garlict: RT @jonsnowC4: Join me on the BBC tonight with andrew Neil and the crew of This week, should be entertaining..Abbot and Portillo..i shal ...
Jul 14, 2011
garlict: Beware of geeks bearing gifs. #G+ #googleplus
Jul 14, 2011
garlict: Gone back to the old android market as the new one was slow and then began to fc #android #miui #xda
Jul 13, 2011
garlict: Just installed the new android market from here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1166045 #xda #android - garlict: Just installed the new android market from here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1166045 #xda #android
Jul 13, 2011
garlict: I was rude to a stranger on Facebook. Another sign I'm not well. Bloody viruses. I need a holiday, a lover, some cheese, a cuddly toy goblin
Jul 13, 2011
garlict: Woke up with a dream about @wossy interviewing Wogan. Wogan had a kind of on air breakdown/final speech to nation. A sign I'm not well :-(
Jul 13, 2011
garlict: RT @martyrhys: Exclusive - Metropolitan Police illegally delay request to disclose Andy Hayman's emails to News International. http://t. ... - garlict: RT @martyrhys: Exclusive - Metropolitan Police illegally delay request to disclose Andy Hayman's emails to News International. http://t. ...
Jul 12, 2011
garlict: @bitchylibrarian I totally know that feeling.
Jul 12, 2011
garlict: I licked the finger bowl at a candle lit dinner. She giggled and played footsie. I realised what I'd done, retched a little and awoke.
Jul 12, 2011
garlict: Great song. Watch "Dean Wareham - Tiger Lily" on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfBc2pxhe7I&feature=youtube_gdata_player - garlict: Great song. Watch "Dean Wareham - Tiger Lily" on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfBc2pxhe7I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Jul 12, 2011
garlict: @miuirom Desire Z and I love it. Looking forward to getting FM radio back one day.
Jul 12, 2011
garlict: If Rebekah Brooks informed the Browns in 2006 that The Sun had details about their child, why Sarah organise a party for her in 2008? #notw
Jul 11, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Clarence Carter (8), John Klemmer (2) & BROWNOUT (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Clarence Carter (8), John Klemmer (2) & BROWNOUT (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jul 11, 2011
garlict: RT @RaceOnline_2012: Brits are living two days of their week online according to research! http://bit.ly/ou1uvd - garlict: RT @RaceOnline_2012: Brits are living two days of their week online according to research! http://bit.ly/ou1uvd
Jul 11, 2011
garlict: Stop all the bad things, yeah.
Jul 10, 2011
garlict: RT @garethjdavis: Paul Mason talks about the fracturing of the Murdoch empire, and how the Daily Mail are the other rival power node - h ...
Jul 10, 2011
garlict: RT @BigMillner: "You've made it personal with Rebekah so we're going to make it personal with you"-NI heavy to EdMiliband http://t.co/YM ... - garlict: RT @BigMillner: "You've made it personal with Rebekah so we're going to make it personal with you"-NI heavy to EdMiliband http://t.co/YM ...
Jul 10, 2011
garlict: Claire Raynor popped it, but we've still got Esther Rantzen. Life can be so cruel.
Jul 10, 2011
garlict: I'm going to try and hike away this virus/malaise I am suffering tomorrow. Wish me luck, and good weather.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: grooveshark>>>>cantio listening to an album by mr projectile called the last summer http://grooveshark.com/album/The+Last+Summer/4149404 - garlict: grooveshark>>>>cantio listening to an album by mr projectile called the last summer http://grooveshark.com/album/The+Last+Summer/4149404
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: I've read quite a few posts and blogs about Social Media fatigue last few days. Reminder: Jan 2007: http://www.unsocialmedia.c ... - garlict: RT @Deek: I've read quite a few posts and blogs about Social Media fatigue last few days. Reminder: Jan 2007: http://www.unsocialmedia.c ...
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: This is a strange moody folk poem done spontaneously - be warned. http://bit.ly/pBPuwB #crap #poem #spokenword #improvised #cruel #selfpity - garlict: This is a strange moody folk poem done spontaneously - be warned. http://bit.ly/pBPuwB #crap #poem #spokenword #improvised #cruel #selfpity
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: Didn't the The Wonder Stuff do a song about Google Plus? Something about circles fit for squares.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: My mockney spoken word interpretation of an old child ballad "Among the blue flowers and yellow" http://bit.ly/nhzGpC #folk #lofi #bollocks - garlict: My mockney spoken word interpretation of an old child ballad "Among the blue flowers and yellow" http://bit.ly/nhzGpC #folk #lofi #bollocks
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: Tell me now, young laddie mc lad. How frequent does it rain pon your t http://t.co/ngMAU1j - garlict: Tell me now, young laddie mc lad. How frequent does it rain pon your t http://t.co/ngMAU1j
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: I need some diaralyte. Losing too much salt. #kramervskramer
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: I meant to put the #kramervskramer at the end of that last tweet but I pressed send by mistake.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: Jerking serious tear here and we're not even on to the vinegar strokes yet.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: I'm watching Kramer vs Kramer. Classic old school movie.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: RT @TheBlackDog: For those asking we are in the Slam tent on Sunday at t in the park, 1pm for some dark wave action. 100% new tunes.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: suffering from post google plus entry comedown
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: Just watched the most entertaining episode of Newsnight ever.
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: RT @billybragg: After an unmissable week, #newsnight really excelled itself tonight with Steve Coogan & Will Self. Great public service ...
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: RT @TwopTwips: SPICE up breakfast time by pouring milk onto a bowl of Bombay mix and eating it with a spoon. /via @JCautomatic
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: a dog in the shade - WOOFSKI - #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/9Y5ikT - garlict: a dog in the shade - WOOFSKI - #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/9Y5ikT
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: I'm in to google plus biotch!
Jul 9, 2011
garlict: Weee alll neeeeed some luvvin my oh myyyyyy weeee alll neeeeed sum luvvin my ohhh myyyyyy. And weee allll staand togetherrrr myyy ohhh myyyy
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @TwopTwips: GET YOUR fix of lies, bullshit and farcical stories next Sunday by attending church. /via @moanup
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: @TwopTwips JON GAUNT Beat Hugh Grant in the #bbcqt mentions by calling everyone a Nazi and telling us how to show love to our own children.
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: Kirsty is ever so leggy tonight.
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: More chicken special from Nigel Slater 30 minute. Yum http://twitpic.com/5mmfln - garlict: More chicken special from Nigel Slater 30 minute. Yum http://twitpic.com/5mmfln
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @krishgm: Just been speaking to senior NOTW staff - describes fury and "lynch mob atmosphere towards Rebekah Brooks"
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: @yokoono isn't following me :( At least @annielennox loves me. Hangon a sec. Annie? After all I've done for you! Pam Ayres and Enya 4eva xxx
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @jeremycorbyn: Boris Johnson was paid to write newspaper column where he called the NOTW phone hacking #codswallop now watch him squi ...
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @thedailymash: Rebekah Brooks' Desert Island Discs http://t.co/qriDAfo - garlict: RT @thedailymash: Rebekah Brooks' Desert Island Discs http://t.co/qriDAfo
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @nippylegs: Rebekah B investigates herself, cops investigate themselves, some kind of enquiry in couple of years. Very British. #hackgate
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: I'm a member of the #lyinginbedwhileitrainsheavilyoutside club.
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @emilybell: The @DAaronovitch and @GeorgeMonbiot discussion should transfer to #newsnight - journo equivalent wrestling scene from Wo ...
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: My contribution to National Kissing Day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asb4l5thyM8&feature=youtube_gdata_player - garlict: My contribution to National Kissing Day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asb4l5thyM8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: Grace Dent's book on twitter http://amzn.to/lgeHQQ Probably a bit like reading my famous Crusty Sock Diary http://amzn.to/owgLSj - garlict: Grace Dent's book on twitter http://amzn.to/lgeHQQ Probably a bit like reading my famous Crusty Sock Diary http://amzn.to/owgLSj
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: Adobe Flash working in lower end android phones. http://androidcampus.blogspot.com/2011/07/app-working-adobe-flash-player-for.html - garlict: Adobe Flash working in lower end android phones. http://androidcampus.blogspot.com/2011/07/app-working-adobe-flash-player-for.html
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: You may have noticed that I have been trying to embroil stay-at-home moms in a scamtastic ponzi pyramid selling scheme. I got rumbled. Bah!
Jul 7, 2011
garlict: RT @MissEllieMae: Incredible stuff by Peter Oborne for the Telegraph. A must-read http://t.co/unen4tf (cc @tom_watson) - garlict: RT @MissEllieMae: Incredible stuff by Peter Oborne for the Telegraph. A must-read http://t.co/unen4tf (cc @tom_watson)
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: Alright you snidey cockfaces. I know your game. Giving me all that jazz. Stand up face to face and say that. Weirdo logic bomb wielders. Huh
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: I hate to do this but, Where the hell is my google plus invite? I thought I had friends/kudos/irrationalurgetojumpmybones status here. C'mon
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: Local moms makes $1200/wk from Home. read it now at http://t.co/uKOPDzr - garlict: Local moms makes $1200/wk from Home. read it now at http://t.co/uKOPDzr
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: Stay at home moms earns around $5600 in one month (Online). read it now at http://t.co/jM6llz6 - garlict: Stay at home moms earns around $5600 in one month (Online). read it now at http://t.co/jM6llz6
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: RT @miuiandroid: Vote to keep Google apps in MIUI http://t.co/N2PWf8E (Choose 1st option to keep it in the ROM) please RT and help us ge ... - garlict: RT @miuiandroid: Vote to keep Google apps in MIUI http://t.co/N2PWf8E (Choose 1st option to keep it in the ROM) please RT and help us ge ...
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: @kosso break down dem doors bruddah
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: RT @mikebutcher: Police say bereaved relatives of 7/7 victims 'had phones hacked' by #NOTW http://tgr.ph/rofP8z cc. Rebekah Wade - garlict: RT @mikebutcher: Police say bereaved relatives of 7/7 victims 'had phones hacked' by #NOTW http://tgr.ph/rofP8z cc. Rebekah Wade
Jul 6, 2011
garlict: Channel 4 news was brilliant tonight. Watch it here http://www.channel4.com/news/catch-up/display/playlistref/050711/clipid/050711_HEADS_05 - garlict: Channel 4 news was brilliant tonight. Watch it here http://www.channel4.com/news/catch-up/display/playlistref/050711/clipid/050711_HEADS_05
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: RT @Verbalfencer: Have just heard File on 4 on BBC Radio 4, about synthetic ETFs. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: RT @onradio4now: 20:00 File on 4: Do the complex financial products banks still offer threaten another meltdown? http://bbc.in/jNIbfO - garlict: RT @onradio4now: 20:00 File on 4: Do the complex financial products banks still offer threaten another meltdown? http://bbc.in/jNIbfO
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: check out this article! I made almost $400 today! http://t.co/BCPCduq - garlict: check out this article! I made almost $400 today! http://t.co/BCPCduq
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: RT @Peston: News Int execs tell me they fear there may have been worse examples of NOTW hacking than that of Milly Dowler's phone. The m ...
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: @TwopTwips Viz Management. Revive sales by sacking old artists who have wives, kids & mortgages. Hire cheaper staff and cut cost of comic.
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: RT @AnneBillson: Ronald Reagan statue unveiled London today, to remind us it was his & Thatcher's policies which laid foundations for to ...
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: He Is The European http://twitpic.com/5l8jcz - garlict: He Is The European http://twitpic.com/5l8jcz
Jul 5, 2011
garlict: Garlic Ga Ga http://twitpic.com/5l8ifv - garlict: Garlic Ga Ga http://twitpic.com/5l8ifv
Jul 4, 2011
garlict: @Deek @parkylondon @JanBR cheers deek hallo parkylondon. My tip is follow a broad spectrum to keep it interesting. Sadly Liz Taylor died.
Jul 4, 2011
garlict: RT @stavvers: Owls with silly expressions. 100% joy. http://is.gd/YPUbX7 - garlict: RT @stavvers: Owls with silly expressions. 100% joy. http://is.gd/YPUbX7
Jul 4, 2011
garlict: RT @stavvers: Canadians are allowed to protest about royal distractions. Why aren't we? http://bit.ly/lGnJkZ (HT @MatofKilburnia) - garlict: RT @stavvers: Canadians are allowed to protest about royal distractions. Why aren't we? http://bit.ly/lGnJkZ (HT @MatofKilburnia)
Jul 4, 2011
garlict: RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Big nuclear week coming up. Column Tuesday. Online debate with Guardian readers Weds. Face-to-face debate in London T ...
Jul 3, 2011
garlict: RT @Jo_Bo_Anderson: did you see us on Channel 4? http://www.channel4.com/news/libraries-latest-battleground-in-legal-fight-against-cuts ... - garlict: RT @Jo_Bo_Anderson: did you see us on Channel 4? http://www.channel4.com/news/libraries-latest-battleground-in-legal-fight-against-cuts ...
Jul 3, 2011
garlict: @MariBiscuits there should be a British super hero whose secret power is to blind their enemies by revealing their very white skin
Jul 3, 2011
garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: Billions worth of treasure found in Indian temple http://bit.ly/iWVORA #Conspiracy - garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: Billions worth of treasure found in Indian temple http://bit.ly/iWVORA #Conspiracy
Jul 3, 2011
garlict: Everyone is excitedly setting out for a day of summer fun. I am lying on the mattress deciding whether to make another cup of tea.
Jul 3, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: In Pictures: Rage in Athens #news http://bit.ly/mH1foj - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: In Pictures: Rage in Athens #news http://bit.ly/mH1foj
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: @JanBR hmmm, I dunno, I don't have anything against the guy, that was one of those drunken I shouldn't really be tweeting now blurts
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: RT @JaneEgginton: Hackney Central’s Weekly Saturday Market http://goo.gl/fb/ETrdv - garlict: RT @JaneEgginton: Hackney Central’s Weekly Saturday Market http://goo.gl/fb/ETrdv
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: I want to be a voyeur and watch @bitchylibrarian and @winelibrarian 's webcam session.
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: making your name mrchrisaddison makes me want to punch your face. Adding tthe "mr" is so subservient and weak.
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: Wind blows through these electrons and circuits. The fixed stare of the reliable computer monitor remains. I have no way to contact Evelyn.
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: I met someone called Evelyn tonight. She had incredible hair and had spent the last 16 months in France. She is from Kilburn.
Jul 2, 2011
garlict: Rock on Tommy!
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: @DolphinBrowser I was going to suggest a new logo. It needs it.
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: I just saw a new Mumford & Sons song on BBC4. Something about a brand new harvester...
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Germany votes to end nuclear power by 2022 #news http://bit.ly/mCxTKS - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Germany votes to end nuclear power by 2022 #news http://bit.ly/mCxTKS
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: RT @stolenrecs: This Sunday THE EUROPEAN is doing an instore @ Little Pad Under Lucky Seven Records, 127 Church Street Stoke Newington 3-6pm
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: Stop howling Sharapova.
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: RT @PeterBradshaw1: Here's the picture of Michael Gove, in his striking days, on an NUJ picket line in 1990. #J30 http://twitpic.com/5ixd4h - garlict: RT @PeterBradshaw1: Here's the picture of Michael Gove, in his striking days, on an NUJ picket line in 1990. #J30 http://twitpic.com/5ixd4h
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: RT @sukeyData: Cordons being formed on all exits of trafalgar sq, Kettle looking Imminent. #sukey #j30
Jul 1, 2011
garlict: RT @paraicobrien: Chillaxing in Whitehall after scuffles #j30 http://twitpic.com/5j2ji8 - garlict: RT @paraicobrien: Chillaxing in Whitehall after scuffles #j30 http://twitpic.com/5j2ji8
Jun 30, 2011
garlict: New award winning CRIMP theme on my desire z. Just released. Lovely circular icons. #miui #screenshot #android http://twitpic.com/5iq9b4 - garlict: New award winning CRIMP theme on my desire z. Just released. Lovely circular icons. #miui #screenshot #android http://twitpic.com/5iq9b4
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: Love how the google+ blurb makes them sound like they care about how we all share with one another online. All I hear is money in the till.
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: Someone invite me to google+ It has got to be better than google wave.
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: All I ask of thee is a Mr Whippy with a chocolate stick. I solved the maze in silence. It is the least I deserve. Bong bong ding bong ding.
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: Can I have a 99 flake? She asks. The statue continues to spurt. The bells echo. Their sound seems to her like the cruel taunts of bullies.
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: Incantations. Bells that chime. Rhymes that have no sense. She steps on tiptoes through the deep hedged maze. At its centre a statue spurts.
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: RT @Yasmin49: Cygnets flourish on the Heath http://t.co/Jcj1ePX - garlict: RT @Yasmin49: Cygnets flourish on the Heath http://t.co/Jcj1ePX
Jun 29, 2011
garlict: I would like some how's your father?
Jun 28, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Doug Stanhope (14), Ewan MacColl (5) & Loscil (2) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Doug Stanhope (14), Ewan MacColl (5) & Loscil (2) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: RT @DougStanhope: Un. Fucking. Believable. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/26/florida.tsa.incident/index.html?hpt=hp_c1 http://fb.me/KSYe3fS2 - garlict: RT @DougStanhope: Un. Fucking. Believable. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/26/florida.tsa.incident/index.html?hpt=hp_c1 http://fb.me/KSYe3fS2
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: Ed Milliband is as red as today's sky at midday.
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: Tony Blair buys his children million pound houses and then tells the Unions they've got to modernise. He is an obsenity.
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: @hotforwords Is two minutes long enough?
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: I just hitch-hiked from Begbroke to Oxford. A kind radiotherapist returning from his allotment did me the honour.
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: Konnie Huq boasting about her property portfolio being used for her pension while people live in o'crowded conditions & can't start families
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: @nubient ha ha good one
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: Cambridge economics graduate Konnie Huq 'hopes housing market will recover' http://t.co/iAJUz5j It won't, daahling. - garlict: RT @JonathanDavisWM: Cambridge economics graduate Konnie Huq 'hopes housing market will recover' http://t.co/iAJUz5j It won't, daahling.
Jun 27, 2011
garlict: Konnie Huq 'I started on 30k a year which seemed huge at the time' I get 22k and can't afford to rent your Buy2Let http://t.co/iAJUz5j - garlict: Konnie Huq 'I started on 30k a year which seemed huge at the time' I get 22k and can't afford to rent your Buy2Let http://t.co/iAJUz5j
Jun 26, 2011
garlict: They may be writing about weasels, but it's the most incredible song about weasels you've ever heard. http://lat.ms/ezXd8i #ween - garlict: They may be writing about weasels, but it's the most incredible song about weasels you've ever heard. http://lat.ms/ezXd8i #ween
Jun 26, 2011
garlict: @JanBR yeah I could see that he keeps it vital and fresh even when singing songs he has sung thousands of times before.
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: I'm holding tight with old twitter 'til they push me kicking and screaming to the useless shite that is #newtwitter @twitter
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: Note how Bono's silly little catwalk goes nowhere near the crowd. #glasto
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: RT @LiterallyJamie: Bono + electrical equipment + rain. Science - don't fail me now. #glasto
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: RT @ThePoke: if you haven't already read this - you must - http://t.co/uOzjjs2 #glasto - garlict: RT @ThePoke: if you haven't already read this - you must - http://t.co/uOzjjs2 #glasto
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: Jimmy cliff pulled for fucking U2. BBC gets it fucking very wrong #glasto
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: RT @trojanrecords: Enjoying seeing a very energetic Jimmy Cliff performing some of his classics at Glastonbury. A true legend!
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: Ljubicic looks like some terminator robocop westworld droid.
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: Oh its a shoegazing band who are nowhere near as good as My Bloody Valentine.
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: Heliocentrics and Mulato at glasto. Shame they aren't on later as their light show is fab.
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: RT @MarcEasen: Heliocentrics with Mulatu, wow. BBC 2, red button people! #Glastonbury #BBC
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: @nubient Nice one. Love the way she dances.
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: I don't live in E8. It's a wonder I can still tweet.
Jun 25, 2011
garlict: RT @kosso: There's ... just ... one.. more.. thing... that's been bothering me. RIP #PeterFalk
Jun 23, 2011
garlict: RT @TwopTwips: FALL DOWN the stairs whilst holding a guitar. Hey presto, you've just written a Pete Doherty song. /via @theUKdude
Jun 23, 2011
garlict: @TwopTwips Dogs. Make yourself unattractive to predatory zoophiles by scraping your itchy bottom along the ground.
Jun 23, 2011
garlict: RT @WiredUK: Opinion: JK Rowling reignites DRM debate with 'Pottermore', says @Olivia_Solon: http://bit.ly/likra3 - garlict: RT @WiredUK: Opinion: JK Rowling reignites DRM debate with 'Pottermore', says @Olivia_Solon: http://bit.ly/likra3
Jun 23, 2011
garlict: RIP Mike Waterson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzNqp-1iWUs #video #TravellingforaLiving - garlict: RIP Mike Waterson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzNqp-1iWUs #video #TravellingforaLiving
Jun 22, 2011
garlict: Wow! This girl for real is? http://bit.ly/kE9gE2 - garlict: Wow! This girl for real is? http://bit.ly/kE9gE2
Jun 22, 2011
garlict: Just discovered and listening to Loscil http://grooveshark.com/#/album/First+Narrows/418222 - garlict: Just discovered and listening to Loscil http://grooveshark.com/#/album/First+Narrows/418222
Jun 21, 2011
garlict: By mistake I tweeted nis three times which is sin backwards. Hope I haven't summoned the candyman.
Jun 21, 2011
garlict: Mid summer greets
Jun 21, 2011
garlict: RT @DROID_BOOST_75: RT @miuiandroid: Comprehensive list of all the themes available from @miuirom here: http://t.co/gQDIyVZ - garlict: RT @DROID_BOOST_75: RT @miuiandroid: Comprehensive list of all the themes available from @miuirom here: http://t.co/gQDIyVZ
Jun 20, 2011
garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: The Age of Love (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: The Age of Love (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jun 19, 2011
garlict: Great little secret festie. Solution soundsystem owned. Despite the rain and wind. #bigsexyfest
Jun 18, 2011
garlict: Dload Recent MIUI Themes http://miui.us/forums/content.php?27-THEMES-and-More-THEMES-MIUI and http://miui.es/temas-themes/ #miui #android - garlict: Dload Recent MIUI Themes http://miui.us/forums/content.php?27-THEMES-and-More-THEMES-MIUI and http://miui.es/temas-themes/ #miui #android
Jun 16, 2011
garlict: It's only rain. Get a grip. #twitterdrama
Jun 16, 2011
garlict: YouTube - Clarence Carter--I Got Caught Making Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpGBNSZFibo - garlict: YouTube - Clarence Carter--I Got Caught Making Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpGBNSZFibo
Jun 16, 2011
garlict: a week is a long time in android development #android #xda #miui
Jun 15, 2011
garlict: Xiia live and tunein radio are great android radio apps I am checking out instead of sleeping...
Jun 15, 2011
garlict: @MariBiscuits nice one. A few of those old hammers hit the spot.
Jun 15, 2011
garlict: My phone on drugs http://twitpic.com/5bo264 - garlict: My phone on drugs http://twitpic.com/5bo264
Jun 15, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Turkey Arrests 32 Anonymous Members #news http://bit.ly/j0gydO - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: Turkey Arrests 32 Anonymous Members #news http://bit.ly/j0gydO
Jun 15, 2011
garlict: RT @johannhari101: Via @kateweb here are pictures of hedgehogs TAKING A BATH: http://t.co/Rmhroqi If you don't find this cute, you are C ... - garlict: RT @johannhari101: Via @kateweb here are pictures of hedgehogs TAKING A BATH: http://t.co/Rmhroqi If you don't find this cute, you are C ...
Jun 14, 2011
garlict: My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Lone (9) & Boomshanka (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Lone (9) & Boomshanka (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jun 13, 2011
garlict: How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO] http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/ - garlict: How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO] http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: I've now got 6 Chinese girls following me. I feel like Yoshi collecting eggs.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: Just cooked and ate something from nigel slater 30 minute book. Yum. Fancy a shag? Oh hang on. I'm on me todd.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: Anyone else suddenly being followed by four silent Chinese girls? #spambots
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: RT @birgittaj: Spanish cities welcoming their new Mayors: http://t.co/2vpq62v (videos) #spanishrevolution - garlict: RT @birgittaj: Spanish cities welcoming their new Mayors: http://t.co/2vpq62v (videos) #spanishrevolution
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: @dfrw ha ha , haven't dabbled in it myself, someone applied lipstick which was a thrill but I washed it off before I headed out into Glasgow
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: It's not guyliner it's eyeliner used by men.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: RT @robdelaney: I hate not being in Fugazi.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: Brazil, what a brilliant film. Hadn't watched it properly since the 80s See on iplayer http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0079397/Brazil/ - garlict: Brazil, what a brilliant film. Hadn't watched it properly since the 80s See on iplayer http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0079397/Brazil/
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: You may be able to tell that I've got a cold and am having a Saturday night in.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: Matt Cohen is the new Dave Allen, but with no whisky and no material.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: You can hire me for spontaneous crap poetry appearances. My stage name is Matt Cohen. I charge no fee apart from 1 x mars bar 1 x coca cola.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: I will only play the O2 arena if every ticket is free and those beer vendors wearing backpacks get to sit down.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: I am Matt Cohen. I play trombone with enthusiasm and I participate fully in the artistic life of our great metropolises.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: Matt Cohen. I am good for your future. I will only tax the heads of the carrots that you toss away. Not the peelings, just the head.
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: When big men fight, I quiver in the corner but look on in awe. I won't bench press, what if that pole lands on my chest and kills me?
Jun 12, 2011
garlict: Matt Cohen is my new name and my new face. I sing a song called jaremsalu and it is a big hit on no talent has bitten.
Jun 11, 2011
garlict: addictive NOT addicting, addictive NOT addicting, addictive NOT addicting
Jun 11, 2011
garlict: cool specs http://www.humanrights.ee/eng/page.php?person=6&page=4&parent=2&mid=4 #stalking - garlict: cool specs http://www.humanrights.ee/eng/page.php?person=6&page=4&parent=2&mid=4 #stalking
Jun 11, 2011
garlict: TELEPATHY http://twitpic.com/59oyc0 - garlict: TELEPATHY http://twitpic.com/59oyc0
Jun 10, 2011
garlict: RT @giagia: I think @profbriancox is on @shaunwkeaveny now... The phone just rang and I heard him talking upstairs... /E-Monkeys
Jun 10, 2011
garlict: Large truck just totalled an islington rubbish bin. Street too small for it.
Jun 9, 2011
garlict: Many librarians are showing twitter their boobs today. #observation If you didn't notice this then you aren't following the right ones.
Jun 9, 2011
garlict: RT @WH1SKS: Back in Sussex and the sun is shining. Fuck you London you dirty nostrilled bastards.
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Zaïko Langa Langa (8), The Sea and Cake (1) & Sam Mangwana (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Zaïko Langa Langa (8), The Sea and Cake (1) & Sam Mangwana (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: I am sure I saw an otter: http://ecocentrus.co.uk/blog/i-am-sure-i-saw-an-otter - garlict: I am sure I saw an otter: http://ecocentrus.co.uk/blog/i-am-sure-i-saw-an-otter
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: @RogerMcGuinn Hey Roger was great seeing you at Glastonbury Festival in 2009. Bought a tear to me eye. My ma always loved the chestnut mare.
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: said billy, my brain is all bursting, burstin with rage and amour, burstin with pain of the guilty ones, they knew she was keeping the score
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: I once cussed the outburst of billy, billy who nobody knew, billy who pissed on my radishes, oh billy that was such a to do
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: just doing my bit for the leonard cohen album cover appreciation society
Jun 6, 2011
garlict: Who is this strange fella? http://twitpic.com/57k1fy - garlict: Who is this strange fella? http://twitpic.com/57k1fy
Jun 5, 2011
garlict: pretty rubbish song tho' http://www.freedomoneworld.com/ - garlict: pretty rubbish song tho' http://www.freedomoneworld.com/
Jun 5, 2011
garlict: RT @gazamom: OneWorld's "Freedom for Palestine", all proceeds supporting projects in Palestine. Coldplay, too, is endorsing it. http://t ... - garlict: RT @gazamom: OneWorld's "Freedom for Palestine", all proceeds supporting projects in Palestine. Coldplay, too, is endorsing it. http://t ...
Jun 5, 2011
garlict: RT @librariancraftr: The library hug hit CNN! Woot! http://owl.li/5afVL #nyclibhug #savelibraries - garlict: RT @librariancraftr: The library hug hit CNN! Woot! http://owl.li/5afVL #nyclibhug #savelibraries
Jun 3, 2011
garlict: Smug trivial self-congratulatory pronouncements give me #twitterrage
Jun 3, 2011
garlict: RT @danny_at_cpj: journalists were targetted in latest phishing attack aimed at Gmail: take care, use 2 factor authentication: http://j. ... - garlict: RT @danny_at_cpj: journalists were targetted in latest phishing attack aimed at Gmail: take care, use 2 factor authentication: http://j. ...
Jun 2, 2011
garlict: RT @bongobeardy: i have this thing about really tall people.. i just want to hug them... weird.. i know..??
Jun 2, 2011
garlict: @dfrw I know, but good enough. Data speeds better than my tmob. Now I don't have to look at that pink logo anymore. Yay!
Jun 2, 2011
garlict: Order your free giffgaff SIM card through my page and get 5 pounds free credit http://t.co/PNQ6gKl - garlict: Order your free giffgaff SIM card through my page and get 5 pounds free credit http://t.co/PNQ6gKl
Jun 2, 2011
garlict: Was difficult leaving my phone company. The guy made me feel like I owed them loyalty and would be responsible for him getting the sack.
Jun 2, 2011
garlict: God bless lidl http://twitpic.com/55wd34 - garlict: God bless lidl http://twitpic.com/55wd34
Jun 2, 2011
garlict: I rooted my desire z using cyanogen wiki method adb terminal groot etc. all good. #android
Jun 1, 2011
garlict: The fm radio on thia phone picks up nuff pirate stations. Wicked!
Jun 1, 2011
garlict: Got a new phone. It is pretty damned cool if I say so myself.
May 31, 2011
garlict: that last message was a bit harsh for this time of the morning
May 31, 2011
garlict: RT @Deek: Shakespeare came into the pub, pissed as a fart, making unpleasant comments about the punters until the landlord said "You're ...
May 31, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: 14 dead in Germany as cucumber crisis grows #news http://bit.ly/mSpKkm - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: 14 dead in Germany as cucumber crisis grows #news http://bit.ly/mSpKkm
May 31, 2011
garlict: So idiot selfish get-rich-quick buy-to-let landlords are going to raise rents because their mortgages are too expensive? We need rent caps!!
May 31, 2011
garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: In 2 years, Iran plans to unplug the Internet and is now creating its own. #news http://bit.ly/ifmFEd - garlict: RT @newsworldtoday: In 2 years, Iran plans to unplug the Internet and is now creating its own. #news http://bit.ly/ifmFEd
May 30, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Rod Modell (5), Luomo (1) & Alio Die (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Rod Modell (5), Luomo (1) & Alio Die (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
May 30, 2011
garlict: @lisaansell sorry you can't sleep. Hope it comes soon.
May 29, 2011
garlict: RT @taniaglyde: RT @ianvisits: RT @BBCLondonOnline Appeal for pet bedding after fire at the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home... http://bbc.i ... - garlict: RT @taniaglyde: RT @ianvisits: RT @BBCLondonOnline Appeal for pet bedding after fire at the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home... http://bbc.i ...
May 29, 2011
garlict: RT @meshalhussan: Gary Neville's face after Masch dedicates win to #LFC fans...http://tinyurl.com/3hc3rf9 تكفون شوفوا (cont) http://tl.g ... - garlict: RT @meshalhussan: Gary Neville's face after Masch dedicates win to #LFC fans...http://tinyurl.com/3hc3rf9 تكفون شوفوا (cont) http://tl.g ...
May 28, 2011
garlict: Frankie and Johnny's Furniture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI7jC57GuZM&feature=player_embedded - garlict: Frankie and Johnny's Furniture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI7jC57GuZM&feature=player_embedded
May 28, 2011
garlict: street stats for uk 3g comparison between mobile operators, more people need to contribute data http://bit.ly/j4eUFY - garlict: street stats for uk 3g comparison between mobile operators, more people need to contribute data http://bit.ly/j4eUFY
May 28, 2011
garlict: RT @FuckItLibrarian: The theme of today: people are fucking stupid. Take that to the fucking bank.
May 27, 2011
garlict: I ordered a sim free phone in the carphone warehouse sale. Drum roll...Its the HTC Desire Z. The natural upgrade from my G1 Dream. #android
May 27, 2011
garlict: The edifice is crumbling.
May 27, 2011
garlict: enemies at the gate finding tricks to play with an upturned frisbee, she gasses herself with the hose pipe, he trundles along with a trolley
May 27, 2011
garlict: there's been a lot of hoo haa about ooh aah, fo sho bro u kno how slo it go, eeny meeny myleene klass bo!
May 26, 2011
garlict: People who call "The Daily Mail" "The Daily Fail" are hi-larious.
May 26, 2011
garlict: most inane piece of crap on the bbc website today http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13547142 - garlict: most inane piece of crap on the bbc website today http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13547142
May 26, 2011
garlict: RT @johannhari101: Woop-woop! Seems like they've caught despicable war criminal Ratko Mladic. And without shooting him in the head...
May 26, 2011
garlict: filling situation resolved, they glued it back in, hope it holds, panic over, carry on Mr Mainwaring
May 26, 2011
garlict: RT @ElizCro: @garlict We need both professionally qualified and experienced staff to man libraries and keep this valued service alive!
May 26, 2011
garlict: You have no idea how pissed off I am about this filling thing.
May 26, 2011
garlict: Just flossing my teeth and a bloody massive expensive filling fell out.
May 25, 2011
garlict: #mmib She never had a cd player or a dvd, she didn't see the need. She liked to sit in the garden with a G and T, my beautiful mummy x
May 25, 2011
garlict: @ElizCro Lots of library staff who are very experienced are non-professional. Me included. Councils won't train loyal and committed staff.
May 25, 2011
garlict: Tomorrow I will wake up aged 40. Christ almighty!! It's been hard work being a nobody for 40 years. Om Shanti Puss In Boots Dick Whittington
May 25, 2011
garlict: RT @UKpling: #newsnight There were 440 million visits to libraries last year. #savelibraries
May 25, 2011
garlict: RT @UKpling: #newsnight Book loans for the last 2 years were HIGHER than in 2007/8. #savelibraries
May 25, 2011
garlict: RT @sirthurio: #savelibraries Why can't #newsnight get someone from libraries to speak about libraries
May 25, 2011
garlict: RT @KeirHusband: That man from the IEA on #newsnight was an odious character who I wouldn't trust with regard to any public service #sav ...
May 25, 2011
garlict: RT @_ajit8_: RT @sussexlrc Cattleprods and the #IMF by @JeremyCorbyn http://bit.ly/lI5HUp #fb - garlict: RT @_ajit8_: RT @sussexlrc Cattleprods and the #IMF by @JeremyCorbyn http://bit.ly/lI5HUp #fb
May 25, 2011
garlict: Read The Garlic Toothpaste Daily ▸ today's top stories via @gdncables @missdaisyfrost ▸ http://t.co/rnKBakE - garlict: Read The Garlic Toothpaste Daily ▸ today's top stories via @gdncables @missdaisyfrost ▸ http://t.co/rnKBakE
May 24, 2011
garlict: RT @ee_reh_neh: Public libraries in the borough of Camden and their free wifi = lifesavers.
May 24, 2011
garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: New York Library closed for anniversary: NEW YORK, May 23 ... http://bit.ly/l3WAk6 #Strange /odd it came to mind today - garlict: RT @deepthroatfiles: New York Library closed for anniversary: NEW YORK, May 23 ... http://bit.ly/l3WAk6 #Strange /odd it came to mind today
May 24, 2011
garlict: that pissed bloke by the cash machine with the pixelated face in the #adamcurtis doco was Alastair Campbell #startarumour
May 23, 2011
garlict: I just bought this brilliant hypnotic cd of echospace liumin review here http://bit.ly/jy1Cu2 listen here http://bit.ly/9eULqt - garlict: I just bought this brilliant hypnotic cd of echospace liumin review here http://bit.ly/jy1Cu2 listen here http://bit.ly/9eULqt
May 23, 2011
garlict: Germaine's whining voice is ghastly.
May 23, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Kettel (2), James Blake (2) & The Jesus and Mary Chain (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Kettel (2), James Blake (2) & The Jesus and Mary Chain (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
May 23, 2011
garlict: Listening to Seligpreisung by Popol Vuh. Nice.
May 23, 2011
garlict: ween are playing live at an open air beach festival watch the live stream here http://www.iclips.net/watch/hangout-2011 - garlict: ween are playing live at an open air beach festival watch the live stream here http://www.iclips.net/watch/hangout-2011
May 22, 2011
garlict: "A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right" - THOMAS PAINE
May 22, 2011
garlict: so much artwork from Japanese computer games is censored for the world market http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_modified_cards - garlict: so much artwork from Japanese computer games is censored for the world market http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_modified_cards
May 22, 2011
garlict: RT @hungbunny: Blackpool fans: I urge you all to breach the superinjunction at Old Trafford this afternoon.
May 22, 2011
garlict: I knocked someone's pint over last night and bought them a replacement. It was a very romantic gesture.
May 21, 2011
garlict: Had a successful Adult Learners' Week at queen's crescent library. We made bookmarks using Publisher, made websites with Weebly and knitted!
May 21, 2011
garlict: Adam and joe is 50% fake today.
May 21, 2011
garlict: Hooray. I've arranged a birthday picnic on primrose hill today and I've got a rotten cold. #ofmiceandmen
May 21, 2011
garlict: RT @ErikDavis: Hitler reacts to Lars von Trier getting kicked out of Cannes http://youtu.be/aezomVPkJPk - garlict: RT @ErikDavis: Hitler reacts to Lars von Trier getting kicked out of Cannes http://youtu.be/aezomVPkJPk
May 21, 2011
garlict: RT @MexicanAtheist: I'm gonna walk around naked and say I was in the process of being raptured. #RapturePranks
May 21, 2011
garlict: RT @99vFOX: FOXPOCRISY: Right-Wing Media Attack Obama for Announcing Israel Policy Espoused by Bush, Former Israeli Prime Minister http: ...
May 21, 2011
garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: BBC News - Private firms could run Wokingham's libraries - http://bbc.in/muXE4N - garlict: RT @ShirleyBurnham: BBC News - Private firms could run Wokingham's libraries - http://bbc.in/muXE4N
May 21, 2011
garlict: @AdamFoster nah all the relevant stuff is still in the right place http://twitter.com/InjunctionSuper - garlict: @AdamFoster nah all the relevant stuff is still in the right place http://twitter.com/InjunctionSuper
May 21, 2011
garlict: RT @ridodesign: #superinjunction #RyanGiggs So Giggsy's now suing Twitter. Grow up, man. Spend your £ on something constructive instead ...
May 20, 2011
garlict: Annoying temporary housemate being loud on skype. Talking italian and probly discussiing how to exploit cheap 3rd world labour. STFU!!!
May 20, 2011
garlict: The bloody "final salary scheme" is only good if you are a brown nosing troglodyte who has no moral compass and worms his way upward to hell
May 20, 2011
garlict: Fucking Ginger Cunt! http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/may/19/public-sector-pension-cuts-retirement?CMP=twt_fd - garlict: Fucking Ginger Cunt! http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/may/19/public-sector-pension-cuts-retirement?CMP=twt_fd
May 20, 2011
garlict: I slipped in the shower/bath today and busted my left wrist a bit. Still, at least it wasn't my wank spanner.
May 20, 2011
garlict: Midnight Star: "Electricity" (Live in Concert Footage) / Roland SVC-350 Vocoder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW8Tggerzb4&feature=related - garlict: Midnight Star: "Electricity" (Live in Concert Footage) / Roland SVC-350 Vocoder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW8Tggerzb4&feature=related
May 20, 2011
garlict: RT @neilhimself: Great little list (I am biased): Top 10 most frightening books for teenagers http://t.co/YXY6RAF via @guardian - garlict: RT @neilhimself: Great little list (I am biased): Top 10 most frightening books for teenagers http://t.co/YXY6RAF via @guardian
May 20, 2011
garlict: Oh dear. All got a bit heavy in the Archers.
May 20, 2011
garlict: how to seduce a hipster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyuMXCk0Es&feature=related - garlict: how to seduce a hipster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyuMXCk0Es&feature=related
May 20, 2011
garlict: amazing series of talks at the british library sci fi exhibition http://www.bl.uk/whatson/exhibitions/outof/events/index.html - garlict: amazing series of talks at the british library sci fi exhibition http://www.bl.uk/whatson/exhibitions/outof/events/index.html
May 20, 2011
garlict: Over did it with the chicken dansak last night. Woke up feeling sick and had some dry heaves. Now propped up on pillows feeling yellow.
May 20, 2011
garlict: RT @NutTheSquirrel: If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
May 20, 2011
garlict: When people post pictures of their kittens on the internet I get tempted to leave the comment "shark bait".
May 20, 2011
garlict: Melanie Philips is putting her obnoxious foot right in it again. Bears shit in wood.
May 20, 2011
garlict: Rentagobs on Moral Maze discussing Slutwalking on #radio4 now.
May 18, 2011
garlict: RT @abandonedlondon: Lovely. Makes me think of what living in London means to me: Living in SF Means... - The Bold Italic - San Francisc ...
May 18, 2011
garlict: I'm not the messiah, I'm just a life giving collection of cells keeping alive a much underused appendage.
May 18, 2011
garlict: @benedictwong I'm waiting for the "festival" suit to come back in to stock
May 18, 2011
garlict: I could blurt like Richard, fuuuuk raaaant driiink , he did it with a crackling voice of strength, bit hammy if you ask me. Bloody valleys.
May 18, 2011
garlict: Right bed. I do work hard all day. This is why why why ,I I I I I should have known better....
May 18, 2011
garlict: I had to take out an SI ykwim? That Myleen Klass was after me again. Ruddy mad. Always at me with her Highway Code ranting. I'm on me bike!
May 18, 2011
garlict: If only it was our lady of Scottishness a la French toast with bran flaking tartan skirties Miss Annie Lennox with me on my lap now !Opera!
May 18, 2011
garlict: RT @cam18mil: Popstar To Operastar - Female First: Live Aid hero MIDGE URE and former PUSSYCAT DOLLS singer MELODY THORNTON ar... http:/ ...
May 18, 2011
garlict: I'll give you vox pop, ultra frigging vox pop with Midge Ure bumflakes on top
May 18, 2011
garlict: "you sold your favourite records and you sold mine too and you haven't got a nickel and you havent got a clue" Luna
May 18, 2011
garlict: bono is lost in the reflection of a citreon 2cv wing mirror, his crayon moustache needed adjusting, humming like marcel as he paints & pouts
May 18, 2011
garlict: meanwhile george is rutting alone, turned on by the sight of two mating pigeons under a railway platform bench, you filthy grey birds uurghh
May 18, 2011
garlict: so sting sat down in a tuquoise and mauve field of peyote dreams, he clutched his wrinkled forehead (head people I said head), mayan prophet
May 18, 2011
garlict: sting whispered in george's ear "you are on next", that's fab sting, but what about bono? Oh no he's no bloody use. I need trannies tonight.
May 18, 2011
garlict: biff bang bacon butty, crisp clover clutch cock, my my mutual mama mia in a field of hay we did the daydream whisper and retina scan of yore
May 17, 2011
garlict: @benedictwong er, these people http://www.funzee.co.uk/funzors-gallery - garlict: @benedictwong er, these people http://www.funzee.co.uk/funzors-gallery
May 17, 2011
garlict: The blurry photo of his wife fluttered down, receding into the distance like the memory of a lingerie ad he had seen in a dentist room Cosmo
May 17, 2011
garlict: It was time for Chris Evans to die. He stepped up to the gallows and said "Thank Fuck It's My Toothbrush That Will Die. I Shall Be Immortal"
May 17, 2011
garlict: Under the mountain of words he was trapped. Tight and glued in. Failed to breathe. No thinking possible. Never to emerge. Unable to die.
May 17, 2011
garlict: If the day came that I felt a natural emotion, I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean.
May 17, 2011
garlict: GENE WEEN, ONE HALF OF THE TWISTED DUO KNOWN AS WEEN, WILL PAINT THE TOWN BROWN THIS SEPTEMBER.
May 17, 2011
garlict: @tonyhall I just enjoyed your recently posted photosets on posterous
May 17, 2011
garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Brian Eno (1), Aphex Twin (1) & Kenny Larkin (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - garlict: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Brian Eno (1), Aphex Twin (1) & Kenny Larkin (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
May 17, 2011
garlict: @TfLofficial London Overground delays are becoming a total farce. Started off well and now becoming intolerable. Can I have my money back?
May 17, 2011
garlict: London Overground is now getting regularly delayed very badly just in time for the Olympics. What a load of crap. All style over substance.
May 16, 2011
garlict: Back from camping in Dorset. Great weekend. Breezy, but no rain. Everything looked picture perfect. Got a nice tramp tan. Stars, fires, wine
May 14, 2011
garlict: A rather twisted Rebecca Black - FRIDAY PARODY http://t.co/KCqO5Dn via @youtube - garlict: A rather twisted Rebecca Black - FRIDAY PARODY http://t.co/KCqO5Dn via @youtube
May 14, 2011
garlict: RT @robhuebel: Guy on airport toilet next to me talking business on his phone. I just yelled "this guy is pooping!!"at his co-workers.
May 14, 2011
garlict: Ozzy Vs Legarde. Should be fun. #newsnight
May 14, 2011
garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: Catch me on the webcam until Question Time comes on! http://www.justin.tv/brianlimond - garlict: RT @DaftLimmy: Catch me on the webcam until Question Time comes on! http://www.justin.tv/brianlimond
May 14, 2011
garlict: Why this tortoise and why now? #radio4
May 14, 2011
garlict: RT @campbellclaret: Dossier not case for war. Set out why govt more concerned re IraqWMD. Never met Gen Laurie /time to buy a new bike
May 14, 2011
garlict: RT @Glinner: It occurred to me that there's a chance not everyone in the world has seen this yet. http://youtu.be/nKD5pKzzXvU - garlict: RT @Glinner: It occurred to me that there's a chance not everyone in the world has seen this yet. http://youtu.be/nKD5pKzzXvU
May 14, 2011
garlict: @mabirch @johannhari101 There are some ideas towards the end of this article.
May 14, 2011
garlict: @MariBiscuits I saw this, brilliant, but then found some dead links on your web page in the lower section thought I'd better let you know
May 12, 2011
garlict: RT @LettersOfNote: Exactly 10yrs ago, Douglas Adams died. His brilliant piece from '99: "How to Stop Worrying & Learn to Love the Intern ...
May 12, 2011
garlict: RT @Glinner: Warning. If you happen to be stoned yourself, you may DIE from watching this clip http://bit.ly/mL9RGo (HT @serafinowicz) - garlict: RT @Glinner: Warning. If you happen to be stoned yourself, you may DIE from watching this clip http://bit.ly/mL9RGo (HT @serafinowicz)
May 12, 2011
garlict: Q: What did the the blues singer say when he woke up in Jordan? A1: I'm in Ammaaaan!! A2: I'm gonna squeeze your lemon baby!!
May 12, 2011
garlict: The first rule of twittering bollocks is don't mention that you've just twittered bollocks.
May 12, 2011
garlict: All that I have left is a plank you can't see. So stay with it, cling tight as I switch the mains to ON and watch you fry. My foolish child.
May 12, 2011
garlict: If you see me crawling at your feet, mote in my eye, moustache all neat. Just climb up a pylon. Climb up the nearest pylon. Foolish child.
May 12, 2011
garlict: Wow! Thanks to Flavorpill for posting this awesome video in their newsletter http://bit.ly/MRZrW Jobraith - I'maman - garlict: Wow! Thanks to Flavorpill for posting this awesome video in their newsletter http://bit.ly/MRZrW Jobraith - I'maman
May 11, 2011
garlict: @johannhari101 This was excellent. Do you know if it will be available to listen again as I would like to share?
May 11, 2011
garlict: ewww @charltonbrooker is appearing on that animated sex therapy programme
May 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Snarkywifey: Kissing you is like/ Sucking honey from a comb/ With bees still in it
May 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Jinjirrie: Israel admits it covertly canceled residency status of 140,000 Palestinians - Haaretz http://is.gd/wEU1wn RT @Mivasair ... - garlict: RT @Jinjirrie: Israel admits it covertly canceled residency status of 140,000 Palestinians - Haaretz http://is.gd/wEU1wn RT @Mivasair ...
May 11, 2011
garlict: @VenusDeMileage I'm imagining slicing into that loaf of bread and finding fragments of butterfly wing.
May 11, 2011
garlict: None of my words can make up for the fact that there is masses of boiling hot lava beneath your feet.
May 11, 2011
garlict: That last message was grammaticaly incorrect, but despite this it insists on me putting in a Gallic shrug.
May 11, 2011
garlict: I'm so knitted to my French principals that my diamond pattern golf sweater flung itself out of the window after I made garlic air biscuits.
May 11, 2011
garlict: RT @Glinner: Uh-oh, no you fucking don't. http://twitpic.com/4vzodv http://twitpic.com/4w00xg (via @dickmandrake) - garlict: RT @Glinner: Uh-oh, no you fucking don't. http://twitpic.com/4vzodv http://twitpic.com/4w00xg (via @dickmandrake)
May 11, 2011
garlict: Read a fantastic novel "Out" by the late Ronald Sukenick for free here http://bit.ly/mPz5sB It is best read printed out on A4 paper. - garlict: Read a fantastic novel "Out" by the late Ronald Sukenick for free here http://bit.ly/mPz5sB It is best read printed out on A4 paper.
May 11, 2011
garlict: @GarryShandling and I are so tight now, when he pulls it out to take a leak it feels like those are my pubes caught in the zipper.
May 11, 2011
garlict: @twitter keeps going over capacity. Not 'cause of some breaking news story of world importance, but coz British tossers love The Apprentice
May 11, 2011
garlict: Chinese Wurlitzer Torture!! Christ they're threatening me with one more track, ouch that hurts. Jazz Wurlitzer, you gotta be kidding.
May 11, 2011
garlict: I'm listening to a radio show about Wurlitzers and am too tired to go and turn it off.
May 10, 2011
garlict: Some say drinking semen reduces breast cancer and depression in women and some say breast milk fights cancer. Where am I going with this?
May 10, 2011
garlict: RT @rejecter: I'm too sexy for my lack of confidence.
May 10, 2011
garlict: C'mon Garry Shandling tweeted me for ninja's sake. Where are my hundrids of noo flowers?
May 10, 2011
garlict: Tired today. Yesterday was spent mopping up boy blood in the kids toilet. Today something else memorable happened but I cannae remember.
May 10, 2011
garlict: London Overground going back to the old days of delays? That was ok when it was essentially a free train. I expect this train to be crammed.
May 10, 2011
garlict: @GarryShandling Oi Gazza! Stop saying that.
May 10, 2011
garlict: RT @inkelectric: @brendadada @lisaansell They're rehiring many of the recently sacked PCT managers as "consultants" on £1k a day just to ...
May 10, 2011
garlict: RT @WH1SKS: FUCK OFF HALIFAX BANK YOU ARE FUCKING SCUM! YOUR ADVERT IS SHIT. AND SO ARE ALL YOUR STAFF AND YOUR MUM IS TOO.
May 10, 2011
garlict: 19th century carpenter's shop at Weald and Downland Open Air Museum #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/9G6yEZ - garlict: 19th century carpenter's shop at Weald and Downland Open Air Museum #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/9G6yEZ
May 9, 2011
garlict: @JanBR thanks :)
May 9, 2011
garlict: I'm so happy that I'm turning 40. Couldn't be more thrilled. Friends and family want to have wild parties. I just want to draw the curtains.
May 9, 2011
garlict: The river flows to the sea, wherever that river flows. That's where I want to be. Flow river flow. #easyrider
May 9, 2011
garlict: I CHALLENGED A MAN WHO CHANNELED ME BACK AND WE SWAM UP THE SEWER TO NEVER COME BACK
May 9, 2011
garlict: Fingers http://twitpic.com/4uqtsy - garlict: Fingers http://twitpic.com/4uqtsy
May 9, 2011
garlict: RT @sizemore: Disgusted that people are planning a street party for Thatcher's death. We should wait three nights at the grave with stak ...
May 9, 2011
garlict: Wo Fat - From Beyond - Live Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUupJ3E1Ck&feature=related - garlict: Wo Fat - From Beyond - Live Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUupJ3E1Ck&feature=related
May 9, 2011
garlict: The male character in this radio play on #radio4 is such a total wanker! #av
May 9, 2011
garlict: @hotforwords I would have preferred a piano a string quartet, some period costume and a story of chivalry in a green wooded landscape.
May 9, 2011
garlict: @OvertDictionary #ff
May 9, 2011
garlict: God bless Lidl and Germany. #livingcheaplyinlondon
May 9, 2011
garlict: N4 Library Blackstock Road is excellent.
May 9, 2011
garlict: The electorate is not the problem. It is the question they were asked. #av
May 9, 2011
garlict: I'm in the library tweeting with Dick
May 9, 2011
garlict: Kirsty is gonna do a Basic Instinct tonight! #newsnight
May 9, 2011
garlict: Today is a day for daying day all all day.
May 9, 2011
garlict: RT @TheAzzo: When the front page of the Daily Mail is telling you to vote NO, you know you made the right decision voting YES.
May 9, 2011
garlict: RT @jonsnowC4: This will be the last chance in a generation ever to vote on the way we elect MPs..shall we use it?
May 9, 2011
garlict: The last time I smacked my head really hard was on General Election day 2011. Now it is another election day. Thursdays in early May suck.
May 9, 2011
garlict: Just smacked my head hard on my bedroom door lintel twice in the space of about half an hour. It's like my body is wishing to be concussed.
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Peston: Terrifying RT @arusbridger: Atonishing six minute amateur video out of #Japan. http://bit.ly/fXTxcd - GarlicT: RT @Peston: Terrifying RT @arusbridger: Atonishing six minute amateur video out of #Japan. http://bit.ly/fXTxcd
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: RT @RT_com: Emergency at Onagawa nuclear plant, radiation 700 times over normal http://bit.ly/dRnUcj #news #japan #tsunami #fukushima - GarlicT: RT @RT_com: Emergency at Onagawa nuclear plant, radiation 700 times over normal http://bit.ly/dRnUcj #news #japan #tsunami #fukushima
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: @VenusDeMileage mine too, bloody heads, what can we do?, let's not bang heads together for a start
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: What am I? I'm tough enough when overboiled or undercooked, like chewing on a shoe. I last forever but never long enough. My inner is outer.
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: I have a headache. Must've been all the hoovering and then cleaning the bathroom with chemical products wot done it.
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: I didn't much like it when a very middle class father glared at me with poisonous eyes that clearly said, "Don't you dare step on my child."
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster woah this sandy rivera is so fast I can't keep up, going back to the chill out stuff :)
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: I was in Travestycos and young square couples were arranging their weekend activities. "A pub lunch in Highgate and you'll be happy."
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: this junkyard romance, this palace of rot, this aimless tide of plastic bags, this unsprouting seed wedged in concrete, this vanilla scoop
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: I woke up and saw this angel - he said the higher you fly, the faster you fall - I'm flying
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: ten ton truckers wearing falsies and dancing round a glitter ball - my god it's full of stars
Mar 14, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKpling: #savelibraries STOP the Government from removing UK statutory library duties. If these go they will be in real danger! http ...
Mar 13, 2011
GarlicT: Just bought a 13 quid phono preamp from amazon to get round the bust amp problem.
Mar 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @crookedtimber: March 12th: (MJS) Yesterday was the largest demonstration yet. They’re reporting 85,000 at its peak, which, with... h ...
Mar 13, 2011
GarlicT: Bollocks. The phono throughput on my marantz amp has died in transport. I can't listen to vinyl. Oh well.
Mar 13, 2011
GarlicT: Melanie Phillips one sided comment on the legal entitlement to land of Israeli settlers in the West Bank http://bit.ly/hs9bMT - GarlicT: Melanie Phillips one sided comment on the legal entitlement to land of Israeli settlers in the West Bank http://bit.ly/hs9bMT
Mar 13, 2011
GarlicT: @janbr @dfrw all quiet on the ex-landlord front (fingers crossed) - new place is pretty good - things work - yeah, much happier, cheers :)
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: The room is coming to shape. The shower is hot. The kitchen is bright and spacious.
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: BREAKING: Fukushima Nuclear Plant, radiation now measured at 1000x normal levels. #news http://bit.ly/gUuhpf - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: BREAKING: Fukushima Nuclear Plant, radiation now measured at 1000x normal levels. #news http://bit.ly/gUuhpf
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @emmajolly: .@UKpling My letter to local paper @NewJournal on threatened closures to Camden's libraries & archives http://bit.ly/h601 ... - GarlicT: RT @emmajolly: .@UKpling My letter to local paper @NewJournal on threatened closures to Camden's libraries & archives http://bit.ly/h601 ...
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @philewis: Please sign Save Camden Libraries petition http://www.petition.co.uk/save-camden-libraries # save-camden-libraries RT - GarlicT: RT @philewis: Please sign Save Camden Libraries petition http://www.petition.co.uk/save-camden-libraries # save-camden-libraries RT
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @mletzmann: USGS "Earth's axis has shifted 10 inches as a result of the quake. Japan's coastline has permanently shifted 2.4 meters." ...
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKpling: Public Lib News : Libraries may lose their legal protection http://bit.ly/f3s9bw - GarlicT: RT @UKpling: Public Lib News : Libraries may lose their legal protection http://bit.ly/f3s9bw
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @taniaglyde: Tunpike Lane's powerful statement signage. http://plixi.com/p/83295153 - GarlicT: RT @taniaglyde: Tunpike Lane's powerful statement signage. http://plixi.com/p/83295153
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Peston: Nick Davies email to Andy Coulson - worth reading http://bit.ly/htvGc3 - GarlicT: RT @Peston: Nick Davies email to Andy Coulson - worth reading http://bit.ly/htvGc3
Mar 12, 2011
GarlicT: I'm watching YokosoNews's live broadcast on @Ustream! Come join me http://ustre.am/fkaU ! - GarlicT: I'm watching YokosoNews's live broadcast on @Ustream! Come join me http://ustre.am/fkaU !
Mar 11, 2011
GarlicT: I have been silenced. Gradually my voice will return as I settle into a new aura space. Please be patient.
Mar 8, 2011
GarlicT: I have broadband again, yeah baby yeah!
Mar 8, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw very much planning to be there
Mar 7, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw @JanBR thanks for your support.
Mar 5, 2011
GarlicT: @JanBR Hi Jan. I'm a bit stressed out I'm afraid. Ex Landlord trouble. :( Hope you have a good weekend.
Mar 3, 2011
GarlicT: I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. Hallo :)
Mar 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @joyus1uk: Sally Bercow. Axing libraries is cultural vandalism and a false economy http://bit.ly/hDo7Uq #savelibraries - GarlicT: RT @joyus1uk: Sally Bercow. Axing libraries is cultural vandalism and a false economy http://bit.ly/hDo7Uq #savelibraries
Mar 2, 2011
GarlicT: RT @nowsee: They close down kindergartens & libraries and bail out banks. So we turn banks into kindergartens & libraries. http://ow.ly/ ... - GarlicT: RT @nowsee: They close down kindergartens & libraries and bail out banks. So we turn banks into kindergartens & libraries. http://ow.ly/ ...
Mar 2, 2011
GarlicT: RT @tomneumark: Incredible meeting with mental health service users in Camden today. Anger, anxiety and confusion all there. Amazing tes ...
Feb 26, 2011
GarlicT: Station FM is one hell of a good London radio station.
Feb 25, 2011
GarlicT: Once this stressful episode in my life is over I think I'll be much much happier. It involves my current accommodation. Nearly there...
Feb 25, 2011
GarlicT: I'm angry, stressed out, wired, anxious and pissed off :(
Feb 21, 2011
GarlicT: Watching al jazeera on Libya. Shocking horrible. Interviews with Libyan ambassador to USA and to UN. "Gadaffi has to get out!"
Feb 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: It's stopped raining. Let's all go to Barclays anyway.
Feb 19, 2011
GarlicT: Why do you think everything is going up in price? Droughts in China? Nope. Massive Quantitative Easing for bankers to spend on commodities.
Feb 17, 2011
GarlicT: RT @NickKristof: King Hamad of #Bahrain will never regain credibility after attacking peaceful protesters as they slept. Blood is foreve ...
Feb 17, 2011
GarlicT: RT @ijclark: Is the Big Society killing libraries? See my blog on what councils are withholding from services http://tinyurl.com/47dv2n8 ... - GarlicT: RT @ijclark: Is the Big Society killing libraries? See my blog on what councils are withholding from services http://tinyurl.com/47dv2n8 ...
Feb 17, 2011
GarlicT: RT @librarymice: 11 libraries in Somerset are to lose all their funding (council voted today) :0( #savelibraries
Feb 16, 2011
GarlicT: The one night I really need to sleep I overdo it on vitC and lemon juice and have a painful stomach acid attack keeping me awake. Pissed off
Feb 16, 2011
GarlicT: All snuggly in bed dreaming of Mumfords and Cameron's cat x
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: @nonnygoggler sounds most enjoyable
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Who was that corny cockney catwoman?
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster bed beckons
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: RT @bongobeardy: i am watching the #brits so that all the average albums i own, suddenly become freaking awesome.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Rihanna's legs are mad of polystyrene.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Bieber "you smell great, look at your eyes" Nice piss taking. I'm watching spaghetti curtains. Arcade Fire cool kids inspired by good brits.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Is she really singing that out of tune? Terrible song.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Adele? A dumpling.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Brit Awards who is that fat business man?
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: I've got hands like the guy in "I am number 4"
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: I my dream school Oliver would have his head flushed down the toilet and his exercise books thrown in the biology pond.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: RT @jeremycorbyn: London Housing debate this morning at 11.00; desperate needs of people in overcrowded and expensive flats.Let's build ...
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: RT @StirringTrouble: Funny piece: David Cameron's Big Society Idea: It's Taking The Piss, But In A Good Way http://f.ast.ly/47Ev3 #ukpol ... - GarlicT: RT @StirringTrouble: Funny piece: David Cameron's Big Society Idea: It's Taking The Piss, But In A Good Way http://f.ast.ly/47Ev3 #ukpol ...
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Reslly need to move again, soon.
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Will have to try and get to dentist tomorrow. Got weird swelling on inside gum next to tongue. Also had no bath/shower for over ten days grr
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: @JanBR cheers :)
Feb 15, 2011
GarlicT: Can't sleep for many interfering and overlapping reasons :(
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: My Top 2 Weekly #lastfm artists: Harold Budd (13) & Demdike Stare (11) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top 2 Weekly #lastfm artists: Harold Budd (13) & Demdike Stare (11) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: RT @deekdeekster: Eating is good. Remember: eat regularly, wake up more often.
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: Though that scab who sat in for our Kirsty was pretty clever wasn't she? She could accompany me in a Tardis any time.
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: I snotted something in a rag and didn't walk up a mountain with a BBC TV presenter. All the wrinklies that knew how to do it well were fired
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: This may be the last time, I don't know. People feel it. My body cries and Mary she turned her head and fled. So this could be the last time
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: Turned up in tinseltown with my trumpet. Blew some Bix Beiderbecker and went on strike for the heartbeat of Yorkshire thumping in my chest.
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: RT @abandonedlondon: I think @BlockheadNYC has my most favourite Twitter profile pic ever.
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: Inch perfect they wanted it. Well I am a shovelling man not a snooker player. This is how I left it. Ruined my good shoes on the site there.
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: I never put a trowel to cement. But I can cradle a bundle of hot fish and chips. Home with an dishonest dinner for the family. Yes love I do
Feb 14, 2011
GarlicT: Tough it out. Like she said. I'd better. So I am. In the morning chill. Wet drips down my neck. I stand in line for the bricklayers truck.
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster I'm hooked into it now. At least Jesse Eisenberg is a Ween fan!
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: Ross has to lose the V for Vendetta look. It is fucking shite.
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: I'll swan you mate!
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: Award ceremonies are so sick making. Barf vomit spew. Ghastly events. Get it off.
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @millieshoes: Obama on libraries 2005 #savelibraries http://www.mla.gov.uk/news_and_views/views/obama_libraries - GarlicT: RT @millieshoes: Obama on libraries 2005 #savelibraries http://www.mla.gov.uk/news_and_views/views/obama_libraries
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: Barbican and the moon #1111 http://flic.kr/p/9hSzJr - GarlicT: Barbican and the moon #1111 http://flic.kr/p/9hSzJr
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @TamsynTweetie: Signed a petition on Hampstead High Street yesterday to stop Camden Council closing libraries #savelibraries
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: Iran Girds for Anti-State Protests on Monday , Amid Executions and Arrests http://on.wsj.com/fPjxuc - GarlicT: Iran Girds for Anti-State Protests on Monday , Amid Executions and Arrests http://on.wsj.com/fPjxuc
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Some very good pics of the clean-up in Cairo's Tahrir Square #news http://bbc.in/enlozI - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Some very good pics of the clean-up in Cairo's Tahrir Square #news http://bbc.in/enlozI
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Algeria shuts down internet and Facebook as protest mounts #news http://bit.ly/eLZ24s - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Algeria shuts down internet and Facebook as protest mounts #news http://bit.ly/eLZ24s
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: @hungbunny ah cute
Feb 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @robdelaney: My friend Ellen just had a baby w/ no kidneys. RT @KimKardashian: I'm freaking out! Having a fashion emergency with my G ...
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: Fucks for hugs or hugs for fucks. Or perhaps just heady nugs.
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: @brokenglasseye No, the Frank Zappa record featuring Captain Beefheart. A regular in the library recommended it.
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: Hot Rats!
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: Will you gather like lost frogs on an open sandy plain? Hoping that one of you knows where the cloud will rain. Disbelief beneath denial.
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: When they shut it all down I will pack up and go. Where to I do not know. To do what I do not know. But these arms of mine are not dead yet.
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: Cor you shoulda seen those legs and the short skirt and that sweet shapely backside. Jan's gonna kill me. But my eyes are alive. They live!
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: Tish tosh jacket potato in a bun. Under the sun with jeeves sauce and bendy bus saliva jam.
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: Get packing Grandma! I'm afraid of the big bad goose with razor blade teeth and funnel web spider eggs.
Feb 12, 2011
GarlicT: The Adam Smith Institute certainly attracts tossers of the highest order.
Feb 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKpling: "a Big Society would surely build more" libraries "but instead it's shutting hundreds down" http://ht.ly/3The3 @mrmarksteel ... - GarlicT: RT @UKpling: "a Big Society would surely build more" libraries "but instead it's shutting hundreds down" http://ht.ly/3The3 @mrmarksteel ...
Feb 9, 2011
GarlicT: I like Demdike Stare. @demdikestare http://www.boomkat.com/artist.cfm?a=33818 - GarlicT: I like Demdike Stare. @demdikestare http://www.boomkat.com/artist.cfm?a=33818
Feb 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @publiclibnews: Government Dept has been advising councils to close libraries; Vince Cable joins protests http://t.co/64DbfdW #saveli ... - GarlicT: RT @publiclibnews: Government Dept has been advising councils to close libraries; Vince Cable joins protests http://t.co/64DbfdW #saveli ...
Feb 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @nedimdedic: @camdenpeople #library consultation is now open http://ow.ly/3RtxC - GarlicT: RT @nedimdedic: @camdenpeople #library consultation is now open http://ow.ly/3RtxC
Feb 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @johannhari101: David Cameron is handing massive tax cuts to the richest groups in Britain. The great George Monbiot explains: http:/ ...
Feb 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @berrydm: Well said, Naomi Wolf: WikiLeaks, Revolution, and the Lost Cojones of American Journalism http://t.co/K3H0YRF #wikileaks #a ... - GarlicT: RT @berrydm: Well said, Naomi Wolf: WikiLeaks, Revolution, and the Lost Cojones of American Journalism http://t.co/K3H0YRF #wikileaks #a ...
Feb 8, 2011
GarlicT: My Top 2 Weekly #lastfm artists: Balam Acab (7) & Harold Budd (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top 2 Weekly #lastfm artists: Balam Acab (7) & Harold Budd (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Feb 7, 2011
GarlicT: Scouting for "camel toads" at pool. http://bit.ly/hOP0Rk - GarlicT: Scouting for "camel toads" at pool. http://bit.ly/hOP0Rk
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: @TheAzzo Do people still smoke?
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: gute nacht and get some Pad Thai down your gob soon. Pad Thai is a new touchy feely noodle based tablet. Download Appkins to wipe pinkies.
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw Yes, heat tends to get you over excited. Still that was a long time ago and I've since moved to online tree dating & first date hugs!
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: Failing that I'll be watching Chelsea vs Liverpool at a shimmering hostelry serving the finest chalices of Albion juice.
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: Blessings, I'm going to the sacral well chanting session tomorrow. Part of my soul craft project. Meet on the Heath at hidden Fleet spring.
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: But the bagel shop is open 24 hours and they have chicken and sweetcorn. Chewy bagel, sweet mayo, pop the corn peas and masticate chicken.
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: Hot date, camera pans left, waving my hands like mad, get on a bus, ruin things by trying too hard, lose the game, give up, hug trees, die.
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Rowenna_Davis: David Cameron's speech boosts EDL - http://tiny.cc/diq51 - a lot of the protesters I spoke to in Luton today were imp ... - GarlicT: RT @Rowenna_Davis: David Cameron's speech boosts EDL - http://tiny.cc/diq51 - a lot of the protesters I spoke to in Luton today were imp ...
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: RT @kassschmitt: This poem about libraries has just made me cry http://bit.ly/ekbKsl Hoping to do something to celebrate libraries at #c ... - GarlicT: RT @kassschmitt: This poem about libraries has just made me cry http://bit.ly/ekbKsl Hoping to do something to celebrate libraries at #c ...
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: RT @kassschmitt: Wow! I did it! Cycled between all of Camden's libraries in just over 2 hours. #savelibraries
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: The ruinous fiscal impact of big banks http://nyti.ms/gMOfg1 - GarlicT: The ruinous fiscal impact of big banks http://nyti.ms/gMOfg1
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: Look! People have occupied a local library in South London! http://ow.ly/3QZ7x #ukuncut #demo2011 #saveourlibraries - GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: Look! People have occupied a local library in South London! http://ow.ly/3QZ7x #ukuncut #demo2011 #saveourlibraries
Feb 6, 2011
GarlicT: RT @guardiannews: Steve Coogan attacks Top Gear's 'ignorant' stars http://gu.com/p/2nv2z/tf - GarlicT: RT @guardiannews: Steve Coogan attacks Top Gear's 'ignorant' stars http://gu.com/p/2nv2z/tf
Feb 5, 2011
GarlicT: RT @DigCameraExpert: Update: Panasonic DMC-LX3: Indoor/Party http://bit.ly/fQcqy9 - GarlicT: RT @DigCameraExpert: Update: Panasonic DMC-LX3: Indoor/Party http://bit.ly/fQcqy9
Feb 5, 2011
GarlicT: In some local authorities staff are banned from putting up posters publicising the #savelibraries campaign inside the library.
Feb 5, 2011
GarlicT: RT @louisejones_x: New blog on #savelibraries I don't think it's very good though. Meh http://bit.ly/gDkh4z - GarlicT: RT @louisejones_x: New blog on #savelibraries I don't think it's very good though. Meh http://bit.ly/gDkh4z
Feb 4, 2011
GarlicT: @flexsite I'm not anti-volunteer. I'm sure your project would go down very well here. I'm just touchy as libs r being cut heavily this year.
Feb 4, 2011
GarlicT: Financial speculators using quantative easing money to raise the price of food are some of the sickest fuckers out there.
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: Just releasing the kids in the highgate village pond.
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: Be The Chairman of your own destiny. Listen to "Ween - Chairman Of My Destiny" on YouTube http://bit.ly/e8deAe - GarlicT: Be The Chairman of your own destiny. Listen to "Ween - Chairman Of My Destiny" on YouTube http://bit.ly/e8deAe
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: Casa Santana is my new cafe of choice on holloway road. Newly opened portuguese. Does evening meals too. Opposite safestore and odeon cinema
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw Let me be your fantasy! (I'm singing the rave song, not coming on to you)
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw whatchootalkinboutwillis? ;)
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: @flexsite You may not have the intention but local authorities are considering plans to introduce volunteers to save money i.e. sack staff
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @renduh: RT @fpinternational: BBC7 is serialising Kurt Vonnegut's seminal Slaughterhouse 5: http://bbc.in/fB9mcn - GarlicT: RT @renduh: RT @fpinternational: BBC7 is serialising Kurt Vonnegut's seminal Slaughterhouse 5: http://bbc.in/fB9mcn
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: Car Boot Soul!!!
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @HampsteadPeople: Protest Against Local Libraries Closing: Sadly Camden libraries are being threatened with closure. This seems to... ...
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: @flexsite @Marthalanefox I help with laptops, teach web email blog fb gov.uk shopping. When my 20k job rplced by vols can you give me a job? - GarlicT: @flexsite @Marthalanefox I help with laptops, teach web email blog fb gov.uk shopping. When my 20k job rplced by vols can you give me a job?
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Glinner: In case you missed it last night: Allegations Vodafone Egypt sent pro-Mubarak text msgs, unsolicited http://bit.ly/fS7r8D # ... - GarlicT: RT @Glinner: In case you missed it last night: Allegations Vodafone Egypt sent pro-Mubarak text msgs, unsolicited http://bit.ly/fS7r8D # ...
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: Great. No heating or hot water again and it is my day off. At least I have a little fan heater.
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @campydraper: Twitter is just a lot of people admitting to the world how much they want to be liked over and over in 140 characters o ...
Feb 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Sandmonkey: http://www.sandmonkey.org/2011/02/03/egypt-right-now/ Read and Retweet please! - GarlicT: RT @Sandmonkey: http://www.sandmonkey.org/2011/02/03/egypt-right-now/ Read and Retweet please!
Feb 1, 2011
GarlicT: RT @neilhimself: RT these are great! @arktemplar: Could you please help spread? WW1-era style propaganda posters to #savelibraries http: ...
Feb 1, 2011
GarlicT: wish I'd watched #newsnight now
Feb 1, 2011
GarlicT: We band of mothers. We precious monkeys. We colourful billed toucans. We Mexican bean counters. We guppy mouthed sleeping hippos. Walk on!!
Feb 1, 2011
GarlicT: Fellow frogs and newts. Take up thy periscopes. See the pond and the willow tree. Fear not the motorway. Burp, sizzle, mmm, food, yawn.
Feb 1, 2011
GarlicT: Stepping on wooden slatted bridge. Do I see the eyes of a troll below or am I too busy looking at the happy goats waiting on the other side?
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: Noticing my distress, the other detainee whispered: ‘I’m sorry. This is not Egypt. This is Mubarak’ http://bit.ly/fPqx6K - GarlicT: Noticing my distress, the other detainee whispered: ‘I’m sorry. This is not Egypt. This is Mubarak’ http://bit.ly/fPqx6K
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: RT @alexispetridis: Possibly a bit late on this, but this is surely the completely batshit lawsuit to end all completely batshit lawsuit ...
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: TESCO avoid over £100m in tax despite making £3bn profit. EVERY FIDDLE HELPS! http://twitpic.com/3uudrd #ukuncut - GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: TESCO avoid over £100m in tax despite making £3bn profit. EVERY FIDDLE HELPS! http://twitpic.com/3uudrd #ukuncut
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: police use cs spray on peaceful uk tax protesters http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jan/30/police-cs-spray-tax-protesters - GarlicT: police use cs spray on peaceful uk tax protesters http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jan/30/police-cs-spray-tax-protesters
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: Walkers crisps: potatoes, workers, factories & Gary Lineker. All British, except the profits held in Switzerland to avoid t ...
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: feeding the birds - touched it up a bit http://flic.kr/p/9emQGM - GarlicT: feeding the birds - touched it up a bit http://flic.kr/p/9emQGM
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: winter sunset - panorama silhouettes of trees Hampstead Heath #lx3 #hugin http://flic.kr/p/9eoyXo - GarlicT: winter sunset - panorama silhouettes of trees Hampstead Heath #lx3 #hugin http://flic.kr/p/9eoyXo
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: feeding the birds at Highgate Ponds, Hampstead Heath http://flic.kr/p/9enigw - GarlicT: feeding the birds at Highgate Ponds, Hampstead Heath http://flic.kr/p/9enigw
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: @JanBR thanks. The light was beautiful that day.
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: I really love Harold Budd. He knows how to relax the listener.
Jan 31, 2011
GarlicT: Kate Hopkins is unreal. Quite enjoying her ridiculous outbursts. #bbcqt
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: This year st bartholemew's fair will be 888 years old. It was set up to fund the hospital in 1123 by Henry I courtier named Rahere.
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: Hmm photo twittering works when saved in gallery but not from direct photo. Me and my old G1 with a dodgy rom. http://twitpic.com/3uonll - GarlicT: Hmm photo twittering works when saved in gallery but not from direct photo. Me and my old G1 with a dodgy rom. http://twitpic.com/3uonll
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: Found a bunch of old books at a recycling point on Seven Sisters Rd. Saved a few including Memoirs of Bartholomew Fair by Henry Morley.
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: Listening to Gonjasufi album A Sufi & a Killer that I got from Islington North Library. Pretty cool shit on Warp records.
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: RT @WWarped: Dating website OkCupids best profile ever http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg - GarlicT: RT @WWarped: Dating website OkCupids best profile ever http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: #ff @ignorance4all
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster good on 'em
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: This morning the person stabbed to death in london last night was referred to as a boy aged 18. This evening he has become a man. #BBCNEWS24
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: #BBCNEWS24 "Thank god there are protests in Egypt and we can avoid talking about all those dreadful students and their beardy CND parents"
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: RT @bongobeardy: trying to keep up with all the worldwide revolution happenings on the news.. i might wait for the box set. #therevoluti ...
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: @JarvisPSteven well yeah, my mind was addled - long mobile contracts suck
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: I almost got a super contract deal on a super new phone but I remembered that t-mobs 3g speed is fucking atrocious so I bailed out - phew
Jan 30, 2011
GarlicT: calling all with iphones please download streetstats app so you can help us work out the best 3g speeds by location http://bit.ly/hmyMV6 - GarlicT: calling all with iphones please download streetstats app so you can help us work out the best 3g speeds by location http://bit.ly/hmyMV6
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: view of menai straits http://flic.kr/p/9dZKE7 - GarlicT: view of menai straits http://flic.kr/p/9dZKE7
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: island cemetery - menai bridge http://flic.kr/p/9dZJoy - GarlicT: island cemetery - menai bridge http://flic.kr/p/9dZJoy
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: I'm feeling kind of hyper and depressed at the same time. Hope it isn't the thyroid gland again.
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: Grey cloud Grey cloud Grey cloud Heavy rain White cloud - shitty weather forecast for the next five days in London.
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: Just thought it was bizarre for Obama to bring in the "great ancient civilisation" line. "All you folks in Pyramid Land be peaceful y'hear."
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: Maybe I'm wrong and they were a lovely bunch. After all, they liked cats.
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: BraveEyeGypshuns of a great ancient civilisation which functioned through mass slavery and insanely powerful leaders who demanded pyramids.
Jan 29, 2011
GarlicT: An exciting new toy should be coming to me next Tuesday. Meanwhile my spiritual advancement is set back by me caving in to material desires.
Jan 28, 2011
GarlicT: menai bridge on christmas day http://flic.kr/p/9dEG67 - GarlicT: menai bridge on christmas day http://flic.kr/p/9dEG67
Jan 27, 2011
GarlicT: RT @scarycurlgirl: Watching that Louis Theroux with the female body builders. Sweet Jesus.
Jan 27, 2011
GarlicT: Himalayan Blackbird!!!
Jan 27, 2011
GarlicT: RT @northernplights: Phillip Pullman on reasons not to close libraries. Worthy of relentless retweeting http://j.mp/hEXEaR #savelibraries - GarlicT: RT @northernplights: Phillip Pullman on reasons not to close libraries. Worthy of relentless retweeting http://j.mp/hEXEaR #savelibraries
Jan 27, 2011
GarlicT: RT @salmaeldaly: People from #Suez are calling for help #Jan25 http://t.co/pvFFk3e via @youtube - GarlicT: RT @salmaeldaly: People from #Suez are calling for help #Jan25 http://t.co/pvFFk3e via @youtube
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Google, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook now all reported blocked in Egypt #news http://bit.ly/grgz3d - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Google, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook now all reported blocked in Egypt #news http://bit.ly/grgz3d
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: #bbcworldservicefail New service where users answer yr questions and the best answers are rated. Er Yahoo Answers have done this for years.
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: How soon is the moon?
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw I sent it as a reply so you could trace it back if ness :) Cripes I'm a tired sandwich. Goodnight x
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw Yep, interesting point you make there. Wishing you a clean getaway.
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: It's gonna be snowing by Friday, bumholes.
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw the "or something" bit sounds good. Something involving a bonfire of all possessions except a good backpack, clothes and a torch.
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw I know but I kind of like what I do in many ways. It is just a micro moan. A sort of office sigh that came home with me.
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: I teach computers in the library. I checked my online HR info today. It says "non-teaching staff". A setup so that I get paid shelving rate.
Jan 26, 2011
GarlicT: Beautiful crisp golden moon.
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: @hungbunny yes, it's all from the same cess-pit. The original page is http://childwithoutaneye.blogspot.com - GarlicT: @hungbunny yes, it's all from the same cess-pit. The original page is http://childwithoutaneye.blogspot.com
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: What's this? A dawn chorus already? S'pose I better go to sleep. Goodnight owls.
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: Rocking with a shine tip bulb of human fear. No rocking horses in sight. These words even older about Glasgow clubbing http://bit.ly/fcCp6J - GarlicT: Rocking with a shine tip bulb of human fear. No rocking horses in sight. These words even older about Glasgow clubbing http://bit.ly/fcCp6J
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: The Absent Machine - I wrote these words a week before 9/11. Quite prescient I reckon if you can unstitch my riddles. http://bit.ly/har7sH - GarlicT: The Absent Machine - I wrote these words a week before 9/11. Quite prescient I reckon if you can unstitch my riddles. http://bit.ly/har7sH
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: I'll Blog Til' I Frigging Well Drop - this is an old stream of words I wrote a few years back about the bloody internet http://bit.ly/hVMptw - GarlicT: I'll Blog Til' I Frigging Well Drop - this is an old stream of words I wrote a few years back about the bloody internet http://bit.ly/hVMptw
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: Shining with a rocking horse bulb tip of fear.
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: @JanBR I couldn't resist that eye.
Jan 24, 2011
GarlicT: My dad is losing the plot. Says he likes The Transporter. I just watched it and it was total shit.
Jan 22, 2011
GarlicT: Blair is utterly insane.
Jan 21, 2011
GarlicT: With Campbell Galloway and Hughes #bbcqt should be more entertaining than the dire #10o'clockshow. Think I'll just switch off the devil box.
Jan 21, 2011
GarlicT: ahhh that's better - listening to starlight remixes in an endless dub techno soothing mindwash way
Jan 21, 2011
GarlicT: sometimes I enjoy the sensation of having a turd waiting in the wings
Jan 20, 2011
GarlicT: Synthetrix plays the music of the Boards of Canada http://synthetrix.com/music/SPTMOBOC/Synthetrix_Plays_The_Music_Of_Boards_Of_Canada.html - GarlicT: Synthetrix plays the music of the Boards of Canada http://synthetrix.com/music/SPTMOBOC/Synthetrix_Plays_The_Music_Of_Boards_Of_Canada.html
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: I wish I had got more than 3 hours sleep last night.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Vatican Warned Irish Bishops Not To Report Abuse #news http://huff.to/g3wZXA - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Vatican Warned Irish Bishops Not To Report Abuse #news http://huff.to/g3wZXA
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Leischa: The massive transfer of wealth from citizens to the banks is new to the rich world, but the poor world has suffered it sinc ...
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @taniaglyde: Sky over Kentish Town. http://plixi.com/p/70979579 - GarlicT: RT @taniaglyde: Sky over Kentish Town. http://plixi.com/p/70979579
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Little_alf: The moon looks pretty sick right now.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @buttaflybytes: Howling at the moon!:) http://yfrog.com/gzpf0yrj - GarlicT: RT @buttaflybytes: Howling at the moon!:) http://yfrog.com/gzpf0yrj
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @robdelaney: I believe in God because I like to think that Counting Crows will one day suffer Old Testament style punishment.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: I'm a lunatic. This full moon is keeping me awake all night.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: RT @simonbreak: OK that's it, THE EUROPEAN is done. Mission Accomplished, time to pack up and go home http://twitpic.com/3rblap - GarlicT: RT @simonbreak: OK that's it, THE EUROPEAN is done. Mission Accomplished, time to pack up and go home http://twitpic.com/3rblap
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: Can't sleep been listening to the album Watermark songs by Jimmy Webb and sung by Art Garfunkel. This is Marrionette http://bit.ly/fzIedo - GarlicT: Can't sleep been listening to the album Watermark songs by Jimmy Webb and sung by Art Garfunkel. This is Marrionette http://bit.ly/fzIedo
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: I would totally follow myself on twitter. My feed is the best thing out there fo' real. You can bite my style but you no got the moves uh uh
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: And on that illjudged advice, may you lay back with your warm guns dangling by your sides and pray that you see the morning sun.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: Wordplay kids is for losers. Try heroin.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: Vesuvius is vomitting. Naples in in nappies. Meanwhile Pompeii has pooped all over the place.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: I miss Earl and I hit Grey.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: Lost it all on the GGs baby. That is the Giant Gazongas.
Jan 19, 2011
GarlicT: I read "Of human bondage" in my formative years and I've neither become an artist nor found a buxom hop picking girl. Bastards.
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: "dislikes cats" maybe she just hates the musical
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: Sleep tight spinal visionaries on pigsy's cloud. Keep the egg warm.
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: That was my attempt at bad Harold Pinter poetry.
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: Take your social media, pop it into the washing machine with a sheet of bounce, a squirt of concentrated detergent, add lenor and some spit.
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: Dairy Lea, No Artificial Lights, No Artificial Friendships and No Fucking Darkies.
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: Bah, now I sound like one of david mitchell's alarm clock britain wankers.
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: Someone else reserved a book about the end of Moorish period in Spain. I do tech and traditional work. I'm knackered. #savelibraries
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: Two elderly men came 2day. 1 with new netbook and 1 to shop online and get pics off camera. New parents arrived with laptop #savelibraries
Jan 18, 2011
GarlicT: My Top Weekly Artist #lastfm artist: Donovan (2) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top Weekly Artist #lastfm artist: Donovan (2) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jan 17, 2011
GarlicT: this annoying @twitter limitation to ten saved searches will push people away from using twitter.com and towards 3rd party apps - GarlicT: this annoying @twitter limitation to ten saved searches will push people away from using twitter.com and towards 3rd party apps
Jan 17, 2011
GarlicT: @twitter says I can only have ten saved searches, but I already have 24. Is this going to be a premium user facility shortly? #twitter
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster yep, I'll have some of some of that :)
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: RT @jonsnowC4: re Brien Cowen:Anglo Irish banker link hasn't floored him or any of the clique of property spivs/pols/bankers/builders: n ...
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: When are wikileaks gonna release the secret Jenny Agutter sex tapes?
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster I'll give it a listen. Bit tricky having v limited broadband. Most of my music listening is now coming via islington libraries
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: You may need a library when you have children or when you are an OAP. To #savelibraries you must join and use them now. Use it or lose it!
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: RT @damnedshrubs: This week. No matter where you live in the uk, borrow some library books, dvds, cds..#savelibraries
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: Library membership has suffered so to #savelibraries please join up and borrow some books. This will support those who rely on this service.
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: RT @bikerbid: #savelibraries Feb 5th = a day of read-ins so if yourlocal library is under threat go and read, surf, enquire, search, re ...
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: Okay now I'll be all positive and smiley I had a great day today. Did loads of tai chi. Then cycled to Primrose Hill to help someone with PC
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: I mean do I really have to give up brain time for Gang of Four? They sounded so dull. Was that really them on Radio4 Today show? Why? #moan
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: @deekdeekster I swear it really could have been. It gave me the shivers.
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: RT @waynecoyne: Wicked mega-psychedelic sunset hovering over OKC right now ..!! http://yfrog.com/h59qipdj http://yfrog.com/h0a8pbtj - GarlicT: RT @waynecoyne: Wicked mega-psychedelic sunset hovering over OKC right now ..!! http://yfrog.com/h59qipdj http://yfrog.com/h0a8pbtj
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: I reckon old bands got really bad pension advice coz they keep reforming and getting their media mates to tell us how important they are zzz
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: RT @TruthSandwich: Kenny Loggins is Scottish and can never get into his Facebook account.
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: RT @jeremycorbyn: Very sad at the death of Susannah york. Brilliant actress and wonderful human being. Was with her in a delegation... h ...
Jan 16, 2011
GarlicT: Fuck, I just saw ghost mouse in my peripheral vision walking around the dining table. An illusion caused maybe by streetlamp through hedge.
Jan 15, 2011
GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- STEVE WALSH - I FOUND LOVING (1987) http://youtu.be/CSdPDlkm_g8?a - GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- STEVE WALSH - I FOUND LOVING (1987) http://youtu.be/CSdPDlkm_g8?a
Jan 15, 2011
GarlicT: I liked a YouTube video -- STEVE WALSH - I FOUND LOVING (1987) http://youtu.be/CSdPDlkm_g8?a - GarlicT: I liked a YouTube video -- STEVE WALSH - I FOUND LOVING (1987) http://youtu.be/CSdPDlkm_g8?a
Jan 15, 2011
GarlicT: beneath menai bridge http://www.flickr.com/photos/dweller/5355696236/lightbox/ - GarlicT: beneath menai bridge http://www.flickr.com/photos/dweller/5355696236/lightbox/
Jan 14, 2011
GarlicT: Need a job? http://opportunitypeoples.com - GarlicT: Need a job? http://opportunitypeoples.com
Jan 14, 2011
GarlicT: RT @birgittaj: The smears against WikiLeaks continue: http://is.gd/1DC1FL - GarlicT: RT @birgittaj: The smears against WikiLeaks continue: http://is.gd/1DC1FL
Jan 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @faisalislam: Brilliant RT @edmundo Only 15pc of Americans realise David Cameron is UK PM. 18pc thought its BP CEO Tony Hayward (Pew) ...
Jan 13, 2011
GarlicT: RT @carrozo: Despite today presenting me with many challenges, I still managed to call a broadsheet journalist a "cum-guzzling fascist" ...
Jan 13, 2011
GarlicT: Read The Garlic Toothpaste Daily ▸ today's top stories are contributed by @deviantart @deepthroatfiles and @ajit8uk ▸ http://t.co/rnKBakE - GarlicT: Read The Garlic Toothpaste Daily ▸ today's top stories are contributed by @deviantart @deepthroatfiles and @ajit8uk ▸ http://t.co/rnKBakE
Jan 13, 2011
GarlicT: exploring dartmoor http://flic.kr/p/99JUEM - GarlicT: exploring dartmoor http://flic.kr/p/99JUEM
Jan 13, 2011
GarlicT: return of the elves http://flic.kr/p/99JmPn - GarlicT: return of the elves http://flic.kr/p/99JmPn
Jan 12, 2011
GarlicT: Handfuls of the gutfistings fell out as he violently double-plunged the vetinary style pink latex gloves (finish story for BBC R4 Front Row)
Jan 12, 2011
GarlicT: RT @gordon_mack: Dear Gideon Osborne, do you remember saying "We will not allow money to flow unimpeded out of those banks into huge bon ...
Jan 12, 2011
GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Flibbertigibbet (2), Art Garfunkel (1) & Leo Kottke (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Flibbertigibbet (2), Art Garfunkel (1) & Leo Kottke (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Jan 10, 2011
GarlicT: @brokenglasseye yes, yes and yes. That was just me doing a lame joke re Danny Boyle's new film. P.s. Good luck in beating the cancer.
Jan 10, 2011
GarlicT: Don't bother going to see Frankie Boyles "127 Cancer Jokes". It's total shit.
Jan 10, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Londonist: Oyster penalty fare rises to £6.50. But what if you can't touch out? http://bit.ly/eoQE2M - GarlicT: RT @Londonist: Oyster penalty fare rises to £6.50. But what if you can't touch out? http://bit.ly/eoQE2M
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: I meant brilliant mind not hideous, getting mozza interference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JeEXP717T0 - GarlicT: I meant brilliant mind not hideous, getting mozza interference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JeEXP717T0
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: @carrozo I just tried to do the haircut thing, but everywhere was closed. Where are the Sunday haircutters?
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @WH1SKS: This is nice, all of us sitting around, watching the football, shouting at the telly, twitter, sun out, got the horn, wearin ...
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw sounds nice. Better than watching disaster football in the shade.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: It's a song about Thatcher.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: "You must be out of your hideous mind" just planting an earworm for all you 1980s pop music aficionados.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @wikileaks: WARNING all 637,000 @wikileaks followers are a target of US gov subpoena against Twitter, under section 2. B http://is.gd ... - GarlicT: RT @wikileaks: WARNING all 637,000 @wikileaks followers are a target of US gov subpoena against Twitter, under section 2. B http://is.gd ...
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: If you stay up this late this is the kind of shit you get from me. This is cabin fever talking.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: Just one blue pill and then I'll be horny, and you're crying you're crying now. Da Duh Duuh de de DAAHHHH Da Duh Duuh Did Dee DAAAAAouaaaoua
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: Making my way down to Baker Street. Its another shitty day I'm gonna get me laid and forget about evrything. Very soon I'm gonna be horny...
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: I love me yokie onie. She's my virtual lady along with Pam Ayres and who's the other one? It'll come to me. Annie Lennox. Although AL's a jk
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: I hope some day @yokoono will join us, and the egg will be in the bun.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: You may say I'm a sex god, Shhh I'm the only one.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: Imagine all the Tweeple, Eating cold cat fooo-oo-oo-oo-oood.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: No hell below us, Above us only Simon Groom.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @orgKrishnamurti: The intellect is satisfied with theories and explanations, but intelligence is not
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @robdelaney: I get that Germans are all about efficiency, but combining sex and pooping is a bit much.
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @TunObs: Tunisian regime has gone mad " Local sources : not less than 11 persons killed tonight in Kassrin" (Ar) http://bit.ly/eYU24D ... - GarlicT: RT @TunObs: Tunisian regime has gone mad " Local sources : not less than 11 persons killed tonight in Kassrin" (Ar) http://bit.ly/eYU24D ...
Jan 9, 2011
GarlicT: RT @grungepunk: RT @srudat: The #Tunisia uprising has a hashtag - #Sidibouzid. Great summary of events: http://bit.ly/icfU7b via @monael ... - GarlicT: RT @grungepunk: RT @srudat: The #Tunisia uprising has a hashtag - #Sidibouzid. Great summary of events: http://bit.ly/icfU7b via @monael ...
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @SarahPalinUSA: Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: "Don't Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!" Pls see my Facebook page.
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Kevin_Maguire: Sarah Palin's gun sight on shot US Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was sick of the Tea Party extremist http://huff.t ... - GarlicT: RT @Kevin_Maguire: Sarah Palin's gun sight on shot US Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was sick of the Tea Party extremist http://huff.t ...
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: I'm watching Take Me Out. Oh dear.
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: I dreamt about reading a book by Mary Megdev called Journey of the three black sailors.
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @bitchylibrarian: Love when people come & get me the FIRST time their card # doesn't work on the computer. Because they couldn't have ...
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Glinner: RT @Raafatology: Thousands Of Egyptian Muslims Show Up As ‘Human Shields’ To Defend Coptic Christians From Terrorism http:/ ...
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @WWarped: What a wonderful family portrait http://i.imgur.com/KIFYr.jpg - GarlicT: RT @WWarped: What a wonderful family portrait http://i.imgur.com/KIFYr.jpg
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: viagra rezeptfrei usa http://cheapviagra.bravepages.com - GarlicT: viagra rezeptfrei usa http://cheapviagra.bravepages.com
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @wikileaks: If the Iranian govt asked for DMs of Iranian activists, State Dept would be all over this violation of "Internet freedom" ...
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: Why don't @twitter just go and send the private messages of Iranian demonstrators to the Iran government while they're at it? #wikileaks
Jan 8, 2011
GarlicT: RT @PeckoPivo: Fcukers RT @wikileaks: US demands Twitter handover private user data on WikiLeaks | Guardian http://is.gd/kkXL6 - GarlicT: RT @PeckoPivo: Fcukers RT @wikileaks: US demands Twitter handover private user data on WikiLeaks | Guardian http://is.gd/kkXL6
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw everywhere's covered in shit
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- Wonders of The Solar System - spoof http://youtu.be/fhn8j7S4uKU?a - GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- Wonders of The Solar System - spoof http://youtu.be/fhn8j7S4uKU?a
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw that Cox spoof was hilarious!!
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: geeks with glasses, computer coding geeks, comics geeks, games geeks, foodie geeks and fashion geeks, I'm sick of fucking geeks - not chic
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: dad pouring the christmas drinks #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/98eL3B - GarlicT: dad pouring the christmas drinks #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/98eL3B
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Girl: Ugh I think I'm gonna be sick. Seagal: Do it while you're running. - Classy -
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Seagull is in prime sweary Buddha mode.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Screw X Files and Secretary. Steven Seagal is on.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Ooh beardy Mulder and straight hair Scully.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: RT @robinbogg: Did someone say poofter on #newsnight? Disgraceful. BBC guidelines advise "shirtlifter" or "chutney ferret"
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: @JanBR It's ok. I didn't get all the way to work. I was in a window of euphoria between shaking off fever and total exhaustion.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw phew. I thought I read a tweet of yours the other day praising the fella.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Prof Cox may be better than Heather from the Orb LP but will never never ever ever be anything as good as Patrick Moore as TV astronomer.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Those bearded German U Boat officers were handsome.
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Pont Britannia, Ynys Môn #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/97SVJd - GarlicT: Pont Britannia, Ynys Môn #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/97SVJd
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: a retelling of an old corny Christmas joke http://post.ly/1RFHK - GarlicT: a retelling of an old corny Christmas joke http://post.ly/1RFHK
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: Birds Fall From Sky - The Google Timeline http://bit.ly/g6ni2k - GarlicT: Birds Fall From Sky - The Google Timeline http://bit.ly/g6ni2k
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: RIP Old lady at 92
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: @brokenglasseye worst thing is I get home and hand over my hard earned to him as rent so he can sleep for another month. redrumredrumredrum
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: This book is about me. "1001 Viruses to have before you die"
Jan 7, 2011
GarlicT: If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air. Strange little penises here and there. #wrongendofpoole
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: My housemate has only started to stir at 1.45pm. He's like this most days while I work. What does he do all morning? It is so depressing.
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Justin_Isaacs: I've just signed a petition to end to the #WikiLeaks crackdown. Sign up @Avaaz http://avaaz.org/wkl and please RT! - GarlicT: RT @Justin_Isaacs: I've just signed a petition to end to the #WikiLeaks crackdown. Sign up @Avaaz http://avaaz.org/wkl and please RT!
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: I woke with this in head "Onward Cameron's soldiers, marching as to war, as their shields and batons hit kids to the floor" #chant #demo2010
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Right_To_Work: Camden United Against the Cuts: No to Cuts, Defend the Welfare State http://bit.ly/dQ07IP - GarlicT: RT @Right_To_Work: Camden United Against the Cuts: No to Cuts, Defend the Welfare State http://bit.ly/dQ07IP
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw Cheers, you're right. I went straight home after downing that coffee. Sometimes it's hard to think straight against "must go to work"
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: RT @thedailymash: David Cronenberg steps down from Eastenders http://bit.ly/fIAObf - GarlicT: RT @thedailymash: David Cronenberg steps down from Eastenders http://bit.ly/fIAObf
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: I felt reborn from the fever, but now realise I have a bit of mending still to do. Go tell it on the mountain Over the hill and far away.
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: All buildings looked beautiful in the morning sun. I stared with strange eyes at several women walking to work. Angles were distorted as art
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: Failed to go back to work today. Walked as far as somewhere nice called The Literary Cafe had a coffee and realised I was not able to work.
Jan 5, 2011
GarlicT: RT @MirrorJames: Grim day back at work after Xmas break? Then you're probably not an MP. Commons on holiday until next week.
Jan 4, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Londonist: 60% of Boris Bike users earn over 50K, and other boripede stats http://bit.ly/hu3h08 - GarlicT: RT @Londonist: 60% of Boris Bike users earn over 50K, and other boripede stats http://bit.ly/hu3h08
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: @JanBR thanks for that. I am a bit of a drama queen when it comes to illnesses but I will seek help if it doesn't start to ease tmrw
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @simonmayo: Very sad to hear of the death of Pete Postlethwaite. Interviewed him for his brilliant Lear in 2009. Wonderful wonderful ...
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: Christ on a bike fever is back. Not interesting for you I'm sure but it is me that has to wrap himself in wet things. Paras no worky.
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw thanks. It is getting kind of ER round here. Blasted temp keeps creeping up if I don't use the bath water. Its gonna be a fun night!
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: Thank god for an internet phone to keep me sane. Bit scary as a temp that high and getting higher can be dangerous. #paranoia #fever #flu
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: Ugh my fever reached 103.3. I am having to pour cold water on head and step in a tepid bath to lover it. Nastiest fever I've had I reckon.
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @thesulk: Constant wordplay is its own pun-ishment.
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: Nearly delirious with fever. This flu thing won't let me sleep. High temp and chesty cough. Boo!
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: @dfrw engage
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: RT @brokenglasseye: #FF @MyNecropolis @JaredofMo @Pinkhayley77 @novice_ninja @DaftLimmy @GarlicT @sadiebonbons @CreativeMartyrs /See you!
Jan 3, 2011
GarlicT: Friend: Wanking in a state of delerium is a good way to pass time. Me: I find that it is hard to raise the Titanic when the ocean is boiling
Jan 2, 2011
GarlicT: Ugh suddenly got a high fever. Feel like really fuckin' bad dude.
Jan 1, 2011
GarlicT: RT @Jinjirrie: Evil #Israel unlikely to prosecute RT @uruknet: Settlers set fire to home as seven Palestinians sleep insidehttp://bit.ly ... - GarlicT: RT @Jinjirrie: Evil #Israel unlikely to prosecute RT @uruknet: Settlers set fire to home as seven Palestinians sleep insidehttp://bit.ly ...
Jan 1, 2011
GarlicT: I'm presenting these painkillers with quite a challenge.
Jan 1, 2011
GarlicT: Happy New Hangover. Where are the fucking paracetamols?
Jan 1, 2011
GarlicT: Well done to Annie Lennox on receiving her OBE. What a fine example of a Scotswoman she is. Shame Pam Ayres only received the MBE.
Dec 31, 2010
GarlicT: Worst thing about 2011 so far. "Hi my name is Chris Evans and I'm back on 4"
Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT FROM YOU http://youtu.be/wxapi4N6psY?a - GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT FROM YOU http://youtu.be/wxapi4N6psY?a
Dec 30, 2010
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Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: Blessed are the shat upon spat upon sat upon. Oh Lord why won't you flatten me.
Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: This is what I call a non booty call. Afraid I just had a bagel call preceded by a many beers, wine and huge Chinese meal call.
Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: @lbryvxn Getting off is good.
Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: @VenusDemoted oops sorry. Didn't think I was going to plant seeds. Wash it away with How Deep is Your Love by The Bee Gees.
Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: Pissed again. Still no floozie on my arm. Just a pocket full of bagels.
Dec 30, 2010
GarlicT: I keep on finding myself whistling the theme tune to Terry and June.
Dec 29, 2010
GarlicT: RT @lfbenjamin: Wired magazine's reputation in tatters #wired #wikileaks http://bit.ly/grpYcG - GarlicT: RT @lfbenjamin: Wired magazine's reputation in tatters #wired #wikileaks http://bit.ly/grpYcG
Dec 29, 2010
GarlicT: 'We are approaching "Peak Fiction" and its all about to get very local... trade and barter people... trade and barter.'
Dec 29, 2010
GarlicT: at the river #london #thames #cityhall #londoneye #lx3 #westminsterbridge #flickr http://flic.kr/p/95nyxh - GarlicT: at the river #london #thames #cityhall #londoneye #lx3 #westminsterbridge #flickr http://flic.kr/p/95nyxh
Dec 29, 2010
GarlicT: Habitual clergy membership led to an increase in velvet cloak staining and a subsequent surge in the profits of local dry cleaners.
Dec 29, 2010
GarlicT: I've just been described by some tosser on the guardian website as one of the most useless of state employees. Opinions are like...
Dec 29, 2010
GarlicT: It would be "good for the economy" if we all lived in tiny windowless cells and ate little pills that contain whole meals.
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: We take a Norwegian cruise but we don't go to Norway. Tribute to fantasy artist Boris Vallejo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_GUq-xqjzg - GarlicT: We take a Norwegian cruise but we don't go to Norway. Tribute to fantasy artist Boris Vallejo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_GUq-xqjzg
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: Never drink the milk from the witch's tit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbJ2uCH44U - GarlicT: Never drink the milk from the witch's tit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbJ2uCH44U
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw thnks but I'm not entirely confident in my ability beyond these stream of conciousness spoutings on twitter. But perhaps I will try :)
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw what vocation would that be? I want a vocation. Perhaps I already serve the pale faced fairy queen who summons me deep in the night.
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw Hey thanks. I love Julian apart from his current flirtation with fascist symbols. As for Gregory I have karaoke sung his Night Nurse
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: I can crunch my teeth on an apple or a carrot or a celery. Make that Bugs Bunny sound and then say "What's up Doc?" But only for you dreamy
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: These last tweets show my style of being a Mister Loverman. For those interested in this kind of sweet loving just DM @garlict Love you girl
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: I come from another planet baby. You told me this twice and I believed you. I sent you in a rocket ship home for Christmas my dear lover.
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: Your personality is so good looking. Your home cooking skills are uncanny. ie canned food not included, ha ha. You laugh at my poor jokes!
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: You can sing in tune real good. and your smile is wonky like a stock market graph. Your tights are not sheen but warm and opaque. Oh girl Oh
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: You are my cutie pie. With big dopey eyes. and tender warm bingo wings. I love it when you nuzzle me with that long ski slope nose. Oh Bliss
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: can't even spell. all this is a big joke. I just going to bed and rest head on warm dead pillows and let doctor sleep do his workings.
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: Oh don't worry I'm going to turn over a new leaf in 2011. A new leaf in my book named self loathing and misanthropy: a guide for the amatuer
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: I was on the motorway all day today and I still didn't die. Bastards.
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: Twitter told me to follow @kristenschaaled who has big eyes. I decided okay. What the hell. I like to see big eyes like that.
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: Christmas is going and the carcass is getting dumped. Let the old man rot by the side of the road the useless beggar. #edgy #crap #so #what?
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: RT @simonbreak: MERRY WINTERVAL! See new video for "I'm Not Getting What I Want From You" + special seasonal message HERE http://bit.ly/ ... - GarlicT: RT @simonbreak: MERRY WINTERVAL! See new video for "I'm Not Getting What I Want From You" + special seasonal message HERE http://bit.ly/ ...
Dec 28, 2010
GarlicT: #screenwipe2010 was top hat and tails
Dec 24, 2010
GarlicT: RT @chris_carter_: A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I’m An Atheist http://on.wsj.com/f25fWZ - GarlicT: RT @chris_carter_: A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I’m An Atheist http://on.wsj.com/f25fWZ
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Dished out the random selection of books,cds and incense sticks into 8 "your having those" piles. Now do I rip the cds before giving?
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: @deekdeekster going to be with dad his wife. Sis & half sis. auntie, cousin and cousin's Swedish bf. I've bought us all Argos santa hats!
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Tory donor money men enter the Civil Service: . http://tinyurl.com/25fxpjl Frightening and appalling. Lib Dems are smokescreen for XtrmRght - GarlicT: Tory donor money men enter the Civil Service: . http://tinyurl.com/25fxpjl Frightening and appalling. Lib Dems are smokescreen for XtrmRght
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @ajit8uk: Money men enter the Civil Service: Solomon Hughes on how Tory donors and other moneybags are being welcomed. http://tinyur ... - GarlicT: RT @ajit8uk: Money men enter the Civil Service: Solomon Hughes on how Tory donors and other moneybags are being welcomed. http://tinyur ...
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @robdelaney: I wish Sue Grafton would use her alphabet books to teach kids about something other than murder.
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jonronson: RT @Ed_Miliband: Huge public interest in the government's decision to axe funding to #bookstart http://bit.ly/dUGRev - GarlicT: RT @jonronson: RT @Ed_Miliband: Huge public interest in the government's decision to axe funding to #bookstart http://bit.ly/dUGRev
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: @deekdeekster ok. Just put the world and uk bang to rights over a couple of beers in Camden. Now back for pressie wrapping and bag packing.
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @glynmoody: MegaUpload Issues Response to RIAA Over Mastercard Cutoff - http://bit.ly/ejptUm important issue - GarlicT: RT @glynmoody: MegaUpload Issues Response to RIAA Over Mastercard Cutoff - http://bit.ly/ejptUm important issue
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Might have to use the old "my presence is your present" gambit this year.
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @ajit8uk: BBC news is 'tills, Oxford St, oil, FTSE' ...firmly in the hands of Wall Street. #war #inequality #capitalism
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @justjerusalem: It's not an "illegal" village - but an unrecognized one! Bedouin village demolished for 9th time - Israel News, Ynetn ...
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Jinjirrie: If the 3 wise men were camping in the Negev on their way to Bethlehem these days, their tents would be demolished by #Isr ...
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Morning party people. This is the beginning of the end of the start of forever. Now we sink low stand up scream and sleep. Drink Irn Bru!
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: I'm gonna squeeze my Susan til she vomits custard.
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Large cities provide art and culture for the rich which just happens to make others happy too. This is why I don't relate to a lot of art.
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @brainpicker: Why Art and the Creative Class Will Never Save Cities – provocative talk by Thomas Sevcik http://is.gd/jfhjb (via @Desi ... - GarlicT: RT @brainpicker: Why Art and the Creative Class Will Never Save Cities – provocative talk by Thomas Sevcik http://is.gd/jfhjb (via @Desi ...
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: YouTube 動画をお気に入りに登録しました -- Frost over the World - Julian ... http://youtu.be/U6mcSXge4Qo?a - GarlicT: YouTube 動画をお気に入りに登録しました -- Frost over the World - Julian ... http://youtu.be/U6mcSXge4Qo?a
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Watch "Frost over the World - Julian Assange" on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6mcSXge4Qo&feature=youtube_gdata_player - GarlicT: Watch "Frost over the World - Julian Assange" on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6mcSXge4Qo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: A Guy Called Gerald - Cops http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjrfSqapHdc #demo2010 #dayx3 - GarlicT: A Guy Called Gerald - Cops http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjrfSqapHdc #demo2010 #dayx3
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @nachricht3: Student facing trial over writing on pavement in chalk! http://tinyurl.com/3665y7b #demo2010 #unibrennt #dayx3 #dayx Jod ... - GarlicT: RT @nachricht3: Student facing trial over writing on pavement in chalk! http://tinyurl.com/3665y7b #demo2010 #unibrennt #dayx3 #dayx Jod ...
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @ajit8uk: Cameron's eyes are like black dinner plates. That's a sign of neurosis or chemical stimulants.... /well spotted total saucereye
Dec 23, 2010
GarlicT: Ugly Betty is moving to London. But don't take that flat in East Dulwich darlin'. Come up the Nag's Head!
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: Baksheesh. Black sheep. Blaspheme. Bospherous. BogStandard. BarSteward. BeElZeBub. Bombastic. Bummer. Bogdan. Beefy. Baloney. Bifta. Boing.
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: Getting close to 4000 tweets. 4000 shards of brilliance that raced across the night sky while everyone was occupied with their bellybuttons.
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: And I can't sleep at night, the ice has grown on the inside, keeping smelly socks as hard as toenails.
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: The girlfriend swept up all my clothes and left me with this bloody nose weeping 'bout St George and broken jewellery.
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: RT @HIGNFY: Vince Cable looks like a 2 faced c**t - that's because he is one........
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: And she can't lift a spade, as long as she flows down river in North Wales. Her ashes in paradise. Woo woo woooooh de de de da da ba ba ba b
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: Mummy's so busy. Waiting in queues for Mumford's autograph. Billy ate muesli and took his tagged ankle down to old Holloway. La la la.
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: La la la. Silly Willy in winter time. Horseshoe Sunblest Bread Ahhhhh. Dirty old ironing sitting in basket waiting for mum to come. La la la
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: The ending of Lethal Weapon is great. All that mud wrestling on Hampstead Heath. Hang on a sec...
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: I was in this bar the other night and from about 1am onwards they played non-stop Kinks tracks. Great at first but soon became sound torture
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: Actually I'm Ray Davies official Twitter curator. He sends me th odd text and I slide it in amongst my tweets. You'd never guess but tis so.
Dec 22, 2010
GarlicT: Lethal Weapon followed by Ray Davies. More mind bending than Gremlins followed by Sliding Doors. In my freezing room I sit and watch things.
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @dirkdk: Apple pulls WikiLeaks app from the App Store http://t.co/N2274VZ via @TUAW - GarlicT: RT @dirkdk: Apple pulls WikiLeaks app from the App Store http://t.co/N2274VZ via @TUAW
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: The question on everyone's lips. Will Shania Twain be serving Lemon Meringue Pie at her wedding, "browned" in her own special way?
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @mkcrss_biz: Shania Twain Is Engaged to the Ex of the Woman Who Stole Her Husband [Romance]: ... http ...
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: Rejoice! Badly Drawn Boy says he'll never play live again. http://bit.ly/goa0PV - GarlicT: Rejoice! Badly Drawn Boy says he'll never play live again. http://bit.ly/goa0PV
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @DrFifiRx: Getting ready for the amazing Lunar Eclipse on Winter Solstice!, will be sitting by the water and sacred Indian grounds. L ...
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: Hope I'm not getting swine flu. The lungs are a bit fucked after last weeks cold and my glands are still up :( Fingers crossed.
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: #slidingdoors Gwynnie character is a real bore. Despite hating awful husband I wish she'd met someone who wasn't Mr Witty Smooth Asshole.
Dec 21, 2010
GarlicT: @Ellinatorr Totally agree with you about the terrible soundtrack to sliding doors
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: RT @JoshFeldberg: Amazon erases certain books on Kindle due to content http://ow.ly/3qcGg - GarlicT: RT @JoshFeldberg: Amazon erases certain books on Kindle due to content http://ow.ly/3qcGg
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Julian Aschlong? #wikileaks
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jonsnowC4: Postpone VAT from Jan 4th to June 4th: reduce foul weather impact: makes sense? 34,412 followers retweet if you agree!!!
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: RT @WWarped: Have the Daily Mail declared the snow the work of terrorists yet, or asylum seekers? Bet they report snow will bring down h ...
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: RT @rognbrow: Sunrise in London today is at 07:24, sunset at 15:53 making it the second shortest day
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: You can tell I'm looking forward to work tomorrow. The kids have broken up from school and they've nowhere else to go but lalalibraryland.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: They gathered in their thousands to cheer the new Bonsai tree variety. Hooray for the mini zebra striped birch.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Head ;:;:÷€£ soldiers &&&÷÷][]needles""^^^()()()Toes
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Not tonight Mister Mannering I have to pop out for an aids test. You blasted fool, uh you just can't get the staff these days.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Worst Les Dawson impression ever from that monkey sock moron farce of a comedian/actor. That casting was a total insult to Les.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Fresh from the druid's well, she unwrapped her parcel of butter mould and dandelion lips. I'll tickle his cutie I fancy, she cackled.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Ur the ancient city hums with the energy of restless ghosts awaiting the birth of the anti-christ who shall free their souls. Son of mother.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: New android seesmic seems to show less results in search and is very quick with annoying "you have reached twitter limit" when getting more.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: RT @DrLeary: Re: Wikileaks: Have privately-owned businesses ever before displayed this level of voluntary capitulation with t... http:// ...
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Hot toddy time, then bed. The hot water and heating have broken down today. Luckily I have a small fan heater & hot water bottle.
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: When this song came on over my headphones in 1968 I got chills. It was as if all the cold around me fractured and I realized how beautiful
Dec 20, 2010
GarlicT: Noticed that a few of you people had added santa hats to your avatars so I thought I'd counteract the glee with a picture from Holy Mountain
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @AboodiShabi: RT @ukuncut: Observer: Big business goes on the defensive as tax protesters win the propaganda war http://bit.ly/dPhnu9 ... - GarlicT: RT @AboodiShabi: RT @ukuncut: Observer: Big business goes on the defensive as tax protesters win the propaganda war http://bit.ly/dPhnu9 ...
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @superfurryandy: Someone earning £7500 pays more tax than those earning millions. All in this together? http://tinyurl.com/3ydkw42 #p ... - GarlicT: RT @superfurryandy: Someone earning £7500 pays more tax than those earning millions. All in this together? http://tinyurl.com/3ydkw42 #p ...
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @JosieS_: RT @johannhari101: Doctor kettled on Westminster Bridge says tactics will produce a "Hillsborough": http://bit.ly/i4O6V0 #d ... - GarlicT: RT @JosieS_: RT @johannhari101: Doctor kettled on Westminster Bridge says tactics will produce a "Hillsborough": http://bit.ly/i4O6V0 #d ...
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @johnbrissenden: Harold Pinter described the world according to Wikileaks in 2005 http://flpbd.it/k6Wr - GarlicT: RT @johnbrissenden: Harold Pinter described the world according to Wikileaks in 2005 http://flpbd.it/k6Wr
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @chris_coltrane: Photo of the London BHS #UKuncut #payday shutdown! It's HUGE! http://twitpic.com/3h3dvo - GarlicT: RT @chris_coltrane: Photo of the London BHS #UKuncut #payday shutdown! It's HUGE! http://twitpic.com/3h3dvo
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: Just stuck on Douglas Adam's copy of Trout Mask Replica
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @GdnCables: #cablegate 10 days in Sweden: the full allegations against Julian Assange http://bit.ly/g558x9 #wikileaks - GarlicT: RT @GdnCables: #cablegate 10 days in Sweden: the full allegations against Julian Assange http://bit.ly/g558x9 #wikileaks
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: I liked a YouTube video -- Captain SKA - Liar Liar http://youtu.be/BQFwxw57NBI?a - GarlicT: I liked a YouTube video -- Captain SKA - Liar Liar http://youtu.be/BQFwxw57NBI?a
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @luna17activist: If not now, when? Last day to get this! Captain SKA's 'Liar Liar' for XMAS number one ... http://t.co/iCSBTdb - GarlicT: RT @luna17activist: If not now, when? Last day to get this! Captain SKA's 'Liar Liar' for XMAS number one ... http://t.co/iCSBTdb
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @MooseAllain: It's weird I keep hearing what sounds like small children crying somewhere in the house. Then I remember I'm meant to b ...
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @yourpop: Captain Beefheart dies and they only play one Beefheart song on 6Music. And to think people fought to save it...
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: Tossers on #bbcradio6 not playing any Beefheart. What did we save them for?
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @helenic: RT: Read this absolutely stonking article on @UKUncut by @AnthonyBarnett. Well said that man! I wholeheartedly agree. http: ...
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @deekdeekster: Drunk Serb "Shark El Sheikh" accidentally kills Egyptian terror shark http://bit.ly/gtoGKf - GarlicT: RT @deekdeekster: Drunk Serb "Shark El Sheikh" accidentally kills Egyptian terror shark http://bit.ly/gtoGKf
Dec 19, 2010
GarlicT: RT @gwenhwyfaer: RT @boycottbgbizsoc: Check out this ridiculous TPA article about #ukuncut #payday - and then read the comments http://b ... - GarlicT: RT @gwenhwyfaer: RT @boycottbgbizsoc: Check out this ridiculous TPA article about #ukuncut #payday - and then read the comments http://b ...
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: Belle and Sebastien are so damn urbane. All the art and coffee and Shrigleys - unwanted moss & lichen on the stone tomb of the shipbuilders.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @NaxosMinator Prospering in a more balanced way is preferable. Becoming the heart of cutthroat unregulated global finance wasn't inevitable.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @hungbunny I wasn't gonna watch this. Now I know Beefheart is dead I can't listen to this tripe. Barely watched a film all year so fuck it.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @maxsparber I'm not scared of Waits. Just don't like his music. Love Beefheart!
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: RIP Captain Beefheart. You are a total genius! Kick Frank's ass.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: #bbcreviewshow Nooooooo Not Captain Beefheart!!!!! Okay Morley is ok. Quantick can't really like Lady Ga Ga. Glee? Get me out of here.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @bbcreviewshow okay I stayed for quantick. Very funny!
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @NaxosMinator They have proven that overall they are not wealth creators. LDN was better when it was less popular and more affordble.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @bbcreviewshow sorry Kirsty. Not into annual roundups and Morley makes me squirm. See you next time.
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: @NaxosMinator Why? Do want him coming round to yours for rhubarb crumble?
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: Can that chisel jawed cunt banker please leave London now and fuck off to Asia with all his mates. Thanks. #newsnight
Dec 18, 2010
GarlicT: I bunked into Glastonbury in 1995 and didn't go and see Pulp or Oasis. In fact we renamed the Pyramid Stage "Enfield". WAR played all night.
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Video: Fire bombs, Stones Fly in Greek Riots; All Flights to/from Athens Cancelled #news http://bit.ly/g1s0C9 - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Video: Fire bombs, Stones Fly in Greek Riots; All Flights to/from Athens Cancelled #news http://bit.ly/g1s0C9
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jeremycorbyn: We are joining the CWU campaign to defend the Post Office against privatisation. Nags Head Holloway Road 11.00 Saturday.
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw Not so bad my Deacus Worthingham. Just getting over a King of Colds. Getting Christmas cards done. I hope your light is coloured gold.
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: "If Manning is convicted, it will be bcuz his individual dedication to human ethics far surpasses that of the US govt" http://bit.ly/gYjL70 - GarlicT: "If Manning is convicted, it will be bcuz his individual dedication to human ethics far surpasses that of the US govt" http://bit.ly/gYjL70
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: RT @MindGames: Wikileaks: The Game (via Helga Waage ) http://fb.me/Gh7cXf11 - GarlicT: RT @MindGames: Wikileaks: The Game (via Helga Waage ) http://fb.me/Gh7cXf11
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: Dirk Gently was great on bbc4. Now everyone will be tweeting how there is no way the iphone would have kept its charge for 16 years.
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: I keep looking outside and there's still no fucking snow. You're either all lying or staying at your second homes in the country.
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: Just had a Total Online Stalking Success moment! Bad me. Bad me.
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: RT @bbcreviewshow: we are loving this from @stephen_collins https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh24gWXNQCzhpzZPdQGkRg_yCYstkNb7d3cHSf7tqWxmQq0W4TXeQm3iFsSbH3dsAtCR8e9JCzAX4kQstuBgNzS3KQJ-1Ci0BO4uXNkV6oYa6kLAQ8H3oo0H8E8gQv2l60QbbZngMq2nlSg/ ... - GarlicT: RT @bbcreviewshow: we are loving this from @stephen_collins https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh24gWXNQCzhpzZPdQGkRg_yCYstkNb7d3cHSf7tqWxmQq0W4TXeQm3iFsSbH3dsAtCR8e9JCzAX4kQstuBgNzS3KQJ-1Ci0BO4uXNkV6oYa6kLAQ8H3oo0H8E8gQv2l60QbbZngMq2nlSg/ ...
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: Ben Brown just said Australia all out for 368. Then failed to correct his error. Muppet. #bbcnews24 #ashes
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: RT @UncleDynamite: A UK judge has ruled that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange may be released, but will be required to wear a genital mo ...
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: @ediTLJ not yet I'll give it a try. Thanks
Dec 17, 2010
GarlicT: General was about to say too much on Radio4 and was cut off by Pentagon.
Dec 16, 2010
GarlicT: buy viagra there http://presciptionpharmacyprofessionpharmacy.net/ ;) - GarlicT: buy viagra there http://presciptionpharmacyprofessionpharmacy.net/ ;)
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: Latest android seesmic is gulping down my battery even with updates set to 6 hours. I've switched off updates now. Will test and report back
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jonsnowC4: FT says Regulator FSA is asking RBS permission to publish 'part' of the probe into gangsterism that smashed the bank.Why? ...
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: Right time to smoke out my Man Flu before riding my morning Tebbit to work again...
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: Ironic that Amazon just bought advertising space in Pilger's pro wikileaks tv documentary.
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: May meer cats shit all over your kindles this christmas.
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: John Pilger now interviewing Assange ITV1
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: Why aren't you watching ITV1 and John Piger's new documentary?
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: RT @tamsinchan: 500+ complaints re Littlejohn &" considerable number" to BBC re treatment of protester @jodymcintyre http://bit.ly/dHWHm ... - GarlicT: RT @tamsinchan: 500+ complaints re Littlejohn &" considerable number" to BBC re treatment of protester @jodymcintyre http://bit.ly/dHWHm ...
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: @deekdeekster aye I disagreed with that bit too and I didn't get or like the bit where the blogger said "I hate disabled people".
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: Article criticising the biased and inept BBCnews24 coverage of last weeks student demo http://bit.ly/i0GXDt #demo2010 - GarlicT: Article criticising the biased and inept BBCnews24 coverage of last weeks student demo http://bit.ly/i0GXDt #demo2010
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: Pam Ayres is glaring at you from a hole in the ceiling. Hah, that got you worried. Now she's laughing. Oy had you going there young man!
Dec 15, 2010
GarlicT: RT @andymooseman: I'd love Wikileaks to get hold of the current diplomatic cables between the USA & Sweden. I bet they'd make interesti ...
Dec 14, 2010
GarlicT: I was Father Christmas with Man Flu at the library today. They loved me. You are all my children now. Ha ha ha ha!
Dec 13, 2010
GarlicT: RT @gdnpoliticswire: Bob Crow: 'I couldn't care less if we had a million strikes' http://gu.com/p/2ymjv/tf - GarlicT: RT @gdnpoliticswire: Bob Crow: 'I couldn't care less if we had a million strikes' http://gu.com/p/2ymjv/tf
Dec 13, 2010
GarlicT: RT @crikey_news: Visa, Mastercard and PayPal have ceased enabling donations to WikiLeaks, but not to illegal Israeli settlements http:// ...
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: RT @gnasheruk: Journalists are not the police: http://t.co/FmBwzZd #Ukuncut #demo2010 #edl #uaf #swp - GarlicT: RT @gnasheruk: Journalists are not the police: http://t.co/FmBwzZd #Ukuncut #demo2010 #edl #uaf #swp
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: I feel ghastly and I blame it all on Nick. May Nick's name be recorded here. For it is he that is to blame for my feeling ghastly.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: RT @glynmoody: Avaaz petition against Wikileaks crackdown now over 500K signatures - http://bit.ly/hbfP56 please sign if you can #epetit ... - GarlicT: RT @glynmoody: Avaaz petition against Wikileaks crackdown now over 500K signatures - http://bit.ly/hbfP56 please sign if you can #epetit ...
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Peac:-) hy keen
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Touching this machine is like grabbing a live wire. I just can't let go. Life is an electric shock. Naomi Klein perhaps I'm in permashock?
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Bring back Top of The Pops and let's just sloooooow dooooown maaaaan. Now then now then. OK pop pickers?
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Lifetime achievement awards. Quick before they die. I'm here need kids. Squeeze em out quick. I'm about to die. Royal Weddings Turner Prize!
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Science and Art no longer have time for still reflection. Instead we rush and jab and the orgasms are forgotten before we even remembered.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: But the voices and sound waves and minds and noises make time a thick mess an avalanche a volcano flow and all is movement and spectacle.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: I feel about in the dark searching for a bathroom light switch. A dangling chord to pull. Something to illuminate this world. I'm tugging it
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: I could talk to you about high art and culture but this world is not a place for comfort and complacency. So instead a search for the ....
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: I can block a chod bin at 33 paces. Bring it to your lips and chew this here bounty bar. Like an island cutie in a hammock on the beach.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: I've got a bunch of daffy-dildos sticking out my leather chaps. And nigh on twenty sucker-headed arrows spit-glued to my shiny forehead.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: One day someone will realise that my twitter feed was the most essential reading during our entry into the Omega Point Axis Polar Shift time
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: That isn't My Song by the way. Just channeling shit kids. Just channeling. Like the guy who told me about 9/11 the Sat night before it happd
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Cause I don't believe the peace process no more. Singing shove it Cameron if you want old England to be master w' servants bending overagain
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: We're digging for Semtex on old Hampstead Heath. Just like in the old days of NF and Maggie. Oh take me back soldiers to the old Irish war.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Empty KLANG Dry Ice KLANG Subway Alley KLANG Fluorescent Tramp Bed KLANG I Hate You KLANG Not In My World KLANG Up In Waitrose KLANG Frost
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: Reach out and touch a sentimentalists hand, and make a cosy comfortable middle class Hampstead life a bit better if you can...
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: RT @PaulyPeligroso: I want to get fucked up this weekend. I'm talking like "Seal's face" fucked up.
Dec 12, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Glinner: Kettling, a time-saving, all-in-one deterrent/punishment/control system, may be fucked now. This young man explains http:// ...
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: @hungbunny No she doesn't. But I can cope with that and I'm sure Kirsty can manage without my attention for one night.
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: During my primary school stage role as Tumnus the fawn the little horns that sat upon my head gradually slid down my sweaty forehead.
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: @bbcreviewshow Please do. I'm smitten. Ha!
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: That used to annoy me. My favourite graduate of that school now lives in New Mexico desert with her Texan husband doing river rafting tours.
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: Many of the South Hampstead School for Girls pupils I knew left that school and became precursors to Amy Winehouse. Fake cockney junky squat
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: The father of one of the kids at school was a stockbroker. He came and spoke to our 6th form about the joys of banking. Seething rage I felt
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: We once lobbed milk bottles at the walls of South Hampstead School for Girls in angry envy. They had just had a new swimming pool built.
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: Suzy Klein's wonky smile is hot. I said it. Now I need to get a life. Too many adaptations and remakes of old favourites. @bbcreviewshow
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: RT @FA110: “@NewStatesman: Read @pennyred's account of the yesterday's Parliament Square kettle http://bit.ly/flIPPl #Newsnight” #ukuncu ... - GarlicT: RT @FA110: “@NewStatesman: Read @pennyred's account of the yesterday's Parliament Square kettle http://bit.ly/flIPPl #Newsnight” #ukuncu ...
Dec 11, 2010
GarlicT: Newsnight and Review Show presenters both looking pretty hot in their Blade Runner fetish outfits tonight. #bbc2
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @HissyHausfrau: Wikileaks drops major bombshell! http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt - GarlicT: RT @HissyHausfrau: Wikileaks drops major bombshell! http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: Radio4Today is abysmal this morning. The Royal couple having their car kicked is not of concern. 40+ students hospitalised is. #demo2010
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: Don't smile for me Brangelina, the truth is I'm glad I'm not you. You smell like tofu, mixed with ribena. Give up the UN and the Nick Drake.
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: And on that beat, goodnight xxx
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: Bada bom bom boo, Bada bom bom bom boo. That is a coded message which will start the next flash fire smoke protest. #tkmaxxx #treblemc #vfne
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @TW_Adorno: In the midst of all the Murdoch-esque BBC coverage @paulmasonnews continues to be worth reading http://bbc.in/cKoyXD - GarlicT: RT @TW_Adorno: In the midst of all the Murdoch-esque BBC coverage @paulmasonnews continues to be worth reading http://bbc.in/cKoyXD
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @johnbrissenden: What the House of Commons voted for today is the "privatisation of British Higher #education" (cont) http://tl.gd/7dftcp - GarlicT: RT @johnbrissenden: What the House of Commons voted for today is the "privatisation of British Higher #education" (cont) http://tl.gd/7dftcp
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @kcorrick: Two documents stand out: http://bit.ly/e5beCz (official Met news page) and this post http://bit.ly/fCuUii by Jhn Brssndn. ... - GarlicT: RT @kcorrick: Two documents stand out: http://bit.ly/e5beCz (official Met news page) and this post http://bit.ly/fCuUii by Jhn Brssndn. ...
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @alipractice: It's funny how on #dayx3 the police drive charles and camilla through the heart of the demonstrations in a car with unt ...
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @cjlambert: So the peasants are rioting in the streets and Charlie goes to the theatre still? #dayx3
Dec 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @justinpickard: Bloody hell. RT @Gelada: RT @losttourist: This will surely become an iconic photograph: http://goo.gl/tHE0V #dayx3 #d ... - GarlicT: RT @justinpickard: Bloody hell. RT @Gelada: RT @losttourist: This will surely become an iconic photograph: http://goo.gl/tHE0V #dayx3 #d ...
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @CarolineLucas: 2nd vote - same government majority of 21. Shame on them. But remember the poll tax - that passed too, but popular ...
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @urban75: It's as violent as fuck in parliament square - I've seen posters and cops stretchered out :(
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: Where's the action? I'm stuck here with about 200 demonstrators and Peter Hain and some Union speakers. I wanted to see pigs on horses!
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: Benedict Gummer. Not grown pubes yet.
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: @simonbreak wait a sec... oh shit. Bon Voyage! x
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Londonist: French will be the official language of the 2012 Olympics: http://bit.ly/i2u7tO - GarlicT: RT @Londonist: French will be the official language of the 2012 Olympics: http://bit.ly/i2u7tO
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @VizTopTips: SCARLETT JOHANSSON. Make my Christmas extra special this year by popping round to my house and having sex with me. /via ...
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @ALISONcourses: @ALISONcourses ALISON Awarded UNESCO Prize: Irish Education Innovator excels in World’s Most ... http://bit.ly/hiDZNx ... - GarlicT: RT @ALISONcourses: @ALISONcourses ALISON Awarded UNESCO Prize: Irish Education Innovator excels in World’s Most ... http://bit.ly/hiDZNx ...
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @anonops: We are fighting for Internet Freedom! "But we are not the only one"! Join us! #payitforward #anonops #payback #Wikileaks #f ...
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jamesrbuk: Fantastic statement in support of #wikileaks from Datacell CEO: http://bit.ly/eQ94TP . Great to see a company standing by ... - GarlicT: RT @jamesrbuk: Fantastic statement in support of #wikileaks from Datacell CEO: http://bit.ly/eQ94TP . Great to see a company standing by ...
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: @VenusDemoted I think Billy Ray Cyrus would have something to say about that! ;)
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: I liked a YouTube video -- Irish Wanking Bankers.flv http://youtu.be/Pu3IT1kGavE?a - GarlicT: I liked a YouTube video -- Irish Wanking Bankers.flv http://youtu.be/Pu3IT1kGavE?a
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- Irish Wanking Bankers.flv http://youtu.be/Pu3IT1kGavE?a - GarlicT: I've favourited a YouTube video -- Irish Wanking Bankers.flv http://youtu.be/Pu3IT1kGavE?a
Dec 9, 2010
GarlicT: This video made my night and you have to watch it to the end. Irish Wanking Bankers http://bit.ly/fjOfgg - GarlicT: This video made my night and you have to watch it to the end. Irish Wanking Bankers http://bit.ly/fjOfgg
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: garden flowers in the New Forest unadulterated #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8ZuQ79 - GarlicT: garden flowers in the New Forest unadulterated #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8ZuQ79
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @classicRadical: #wikileaks Assange ‘rape’ accuser linked to notorious CIA operative http://bit.ly/g2nBx9 - GarlicT: RT @classicRadical: #wikileaks Assange ‘rape’ accuser linked to notorious CIA operative http://bit.ly/g2nBx9
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: Julian Assange wrote this new article published in The Australian 7th Dec 2010 http://bit.ly/i112JL #wikileaks - GarlicT: Julian Assange wrote this new article published in The Australian 7th Dec 2010 http://bit.ly/i112JL #wikileaks
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @ptdrumm: worth reading: "WikiLeaks: The Three Faces of Uncle Sam" http://huff.to/goZoxn via @huffingtonpost - GarlicT: RT @ptdrumm: worth reading: "WikiLeaks: The Three Faces of Uncle Sam" http://huff.to/goZoxn via @huffingtonpost
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @SBeezy69: The number game: DM me a # from 1-1000 & I'll tell you how I feel about you in a status without anyone knowing. Remember ...
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @JemKhan: Apparently C4 have dropped Rory Bremner. The US has Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert. We need more political satire, here, no ...
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @JemKhan: Assange's accuser wrote- "7 Steps to Legal Revenge" which explains how women can use the courts to get their own back on un ...
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @JemKhan: By the way the judge referred to wikileaks as "wikipedia" in court today.
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: U.S. to Host World Press Freedom Day in 2011 http://bit.ly/gXNZpR #irony #wikileaks - GarlicT: U.S. to Host World Press Freedom Day in 2011 http://bit.ly/gXNZpR #irony #wikileaks
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @guardiannews: Lockerbie bomber freed after Gaddafi's 'thuggish' threats http://t.co/orVAXdb #Wikileaks #cablegate - GarlicT: RT @guardiannews: Lockerbie bomber freed after Gaddafi's 'thuggish' threats http://t.co/orVAXdb #Wikileaks #cablegate
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: I fell into a rigid body sized box. The lid snapped shut and in the darkness I saw an image floating in front of me. Three ducks in flight.
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: We need to throw that Jewneocommunist Assmange in the fuckin' slammer! Oh, they already did?
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: Yesterday's cycle to work song was How Deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees. Today's was some nasty glam rock Christmas hit. Not a vintage week
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: Christmas Decorations? Only my Rusty Sheriff's Badge, and that is not getting pinned on the top of any tree.
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: Once more in the name of crying out loud. Get back in the velvet bag Bono.
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: So I am not art in the noble form of.
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: Skid Marks, ka ching!!!
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: Hairy Bison beats Ninety Sexter any day. But Driving for Piles wins top marks.
Dec 8, 2010
GarlicT: @FuckItLibrarian I became a follower of yours yesterday. I love your blog. Similar experiences to mine but with extra gangs and perverts.
Dec 7, 2010
GarlicT: Zef Side! Fighting against the cold. Keeping it real. Stay warm bruddez end schwestars. http://twitpic.com/3dlsiu - GarlicT: Zef Side! Fighting against the cold. Keeping it real. Stay warm bruddez end schwestars. http://twitpic.com/3dlsiu
Dec 7, 2010
GarlicT: My Top Weekly Artist #lastfm artist: Wingtunes.com (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top Weekly Artist #lastfm artist: Wingtunes.com (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Dec 7, 2010
GarlicT: Fallen by Nurse Kato #flickr #monochrome #landscape http://flic.kr/p/8YEmAR - GarlicT: Fallen by Nurse Kato #flickr #monochrome #landscape http://flic.kr/p/8YEmAR
Dec 6, 2010
GarlicT: Naughtie apologises. "It really was the most unintentional thing imaginable" #cuntgate #radio4 Now he's talking about "future porn stars" ;)
Dec 6, 2010
GarlicT: Radio4 now. Jeremy CUNT. Laughing fits Naughie blames it on a coughing fit. Hilarious!! #bbc #radio4
Dec 6, 2010
GarlicT: RT @SonomaMadman: Oooh, just found and followed @bitchylibrarian and @FuckItLibrarian, added to @lbryvxn in my growing harem of #wordner ...
Dec 5, 2010
GarlicT: Blah blah blah I'm pissed. Spin me another ginger cup and let the diamond coloured trickle trip tickle splonge the messy faucet spangle trap
Dec 4, 2010
GarlicT: RT @TimWestwood: Made it rain in the club last nite for real - the water pipes in the ceiling burst. The dancefloor was a swimming pool.
Dec 4, 2010
GarlicT: RT @wikileaks: Great summary the attacks this week on WikiLeaks http://is.gd/ibpzu - GarlicT: RT @wikileaks: Great summary the attacks this week on WikiLeaks http://is.gd/ibpzu
Dec 3, 2010
GarlicT: @JanBR I do believe you.
Dec 3, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jabmakepeace: #QATAR #worldcupcorruption Interesting human trafficking report on QATAR - http://bit.ly/hp01l8 - GarlicT: RT @jabmakepeace: #QATAR #worldcupcorruption Interesting human trafficking report on QATAR - http://bit.ly/hp01l8
Dec 3, 2010
GarlicT: RT @fbermingham: Places that are bigger than #Qatar: The Falklands, Vanuatu, Bahamas, Djibouti, Belize, East Timor, Montenegro, Puerto R ...
Dec 3, 2010
GarlicT: RT @BriggySmalls: Apparently drinking is illegal in Qatar. Bet that'll go down well with official sponsors Budweiser...
Dec 2, 2010
GarlicT: We get a lot of aspergers in the library. I know where I am with them which is kind of worrying.
Dec 2, 2010
GarlicT: Fuck me it's late. That was an expression not a command. How drole of me.
Dec 2, 2010
GarlicT: self portrait #leicadigilux2 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8XJmXf - GarlicT: self portrait #leicadigilux2 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8XJmXf
Dec 1, 2010
GarlicT: What I've been saying for years about the UK! http://bit.ly/h1Wt9e - GarlicT: What I've been saying for years about the UK! http://bit.ly/h1Wt9e
Dec 1, 2010
GarlicT: I just got an email from this man http://bit.ly/i7AZtw He thanked me for my support. - GarlicT: I just got an email from this man http://bit.ly/i7AZtw He thanked me for my support.
Nov 30, 2010
GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Luna (10), Conor Oberst (2) & Jimmy Cliff (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Luna (10), Conor Oberst (2) & Jimmy Cliff (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Nov 30, 2010
GarlicT: Hawthorn blossom - pretty flowers to help you forget the snow and ice #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8XbUix - GarlicT: Hawthorn blossom - pretty flowers to help you forget the snow and ice #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8XbUix
Nov 30, 2010
GarlicT: The heart of June - romantic sickly photoshop alert http://flic.kr/p/8XeH3Y - GarlicT: The heart of June - romantic sickly photoshop alert http://flic.kr/p/8XeH3Y
Nov 30, 2010
GarlicT: @WH1SKS thanks, for The Trip
Nov 30, 2010
GarlicT: RT @glynmoody: Raise A Glass to Wikileaks - http://bit.ly/eFtyOQ ex-UK ambassador Craig Murray puts #Wikileaks in context #cablegate - GarlicT: RT @glynmoody: Raise A Glass to Wikileaks - http://bit.ly/eFtyOQ ex-UK ambassador Craig Murray puts #Wikileaks in context #cablegate
Nov 30, 2010
GarlicT: RT @IanDunt: My comment piece on the media's absurd attack on Wikileaks for, well, doing its job properly http://bit.ly/hRkfXk #cablegate - GarlicT: RT @IanDunt: My comment piece on the media's absurd attack on Wikileaks for, well, doing its job properly http://bit.ly/hRkfXk #cablegate
Nov 29, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Gawker: Naked Gun Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies http://gawker.com/5700818/ - GarlicT: RT @Gawker: Naked Gun Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies http://gawker.com/5700818/
Nov 29, 2010
GarlicT: RT @theashes: Sorry guys, I don't know the cricket match score.
Nov 29, 2010
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Wikileaks: The whole release is here #news http://bit.ly/fidesn - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: Wikileaks: The whole release is here #news http://bit.ly/fidesn
Nov 29, 2010
GarlicT: An antique branch of Hampstead Heath #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8WVPHE - GarlicT: An antique branch of Hampstead Heath #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8WVPHE
Nov 28, 2010
GarlicT: walking to the South Bank #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8WVS2h - GarlicT: walking to the South Bank #lx3 #flickr http://flic.kr/p/8WVS2h
Nov 28, 2010
GarlicT: Holloway Road Nags Head is blissfully unhip. They're having a special xmas street party with funfair rides and a band playing Lenny Kravitz.
Nov 26, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Glinner: Kettling, a form of state terrorism, now available for children. http://bit.ly/hVgCl4 (via @PennyRed) - GarlicT: RT @Glinner: Kettling, a form of state terrorism, now available for children. http://bit.ly/hVgCl4 (via @PennyRed)
Nov 26, 2010
GarlicT: RT @GrapeboxUK: Coming soon: buy Christmas cases online at http://www.grapebox.co.uk/ #wine - GarlicT: RT @GrapeboxUK: Coming soon: buy Christmas cases online at http://www.grapebox.co.uk/ #wine
Nov 25, 2010
GarlicT: Coldest winter for 300 years about to hit us. You heard it here tenth.
Nov 25, 2010
GarlicT: @richardpbacon you can do better than that.
Nov 25, 2010
GarlicT: RT @FEVERZINE: It's 10.05pm and the police in Westminster still have students and school kids penned in the freezing cold - fucking disg ...
Nov 25, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Londonist: Sad news, music venue @theluminaire to close year end http://londonist.com/2010/11/the-luminaire-to-close.php - GarlicT: RT @Londonist: Sad news, music venue @theluminaire to close year end http://londonist.com/2010/11/the-luminaire-to-close.php
Nov 24, 2010
GarlicT: Big Ears and The Porcelain Doll http://m.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/23/facebook_bishop_suspended_royal_wedding/ - GarlicT: Big Ears and The Porcelain Doll http://m.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/23/facebook_bishop_suspended_royal_wedding/
Nov 24, 2010
GarlicT: More Doggy Disco hah aha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhTFmt01Ng&feature=related - GarlicT: More Doggy Disco hah aha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhTFmt01Ng&feature=related
Nov 24, 2010
GarlicT: Doggy Disco http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbTfpbmLLg&feature=related - GarlicT: Doggy Disco http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbTfpbmLLg&feature=related
Nov 24, 2010
GarlicT: two Bran Van 3000 albums on Spotify. Glee http://bit.ly/6e8AGN and Discosis http://bit.ly/bmyhIg. For that late 90s feelgood vibe maaaan! - GarlicT: two Bran Van 3000 albums on Spotify. Glee http://bit.ly/6e8AGN and Discosis http://bit.ly/bmyhIg. For that late 90s feelgood vibe maaaan!
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: I'm still here. Sleepless in Holloway. A bird bath an elbow crook a hamster gimlet. A cheddar philosopher. An arctic shepherd. Blossom smoke
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: Now it may still be there or the flat may have been gutted. I dare not look through the window to see. I think it is still there. I hope so.
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: I'm just thinking about the work my dad put in on building the interior of our old family home. It was truly incredible. Designed & Built.
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: I'm having my full moon night tonight. Up all hours.
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: RT @GdnPolitics: Ireland bailout: Just Dublin's problem? You must be joking | Michael White http://bit.ly/aDuOMe - GarlicT: RT @GdnPolitics: Ireland bailout: Just Dublin's problem? You must be joking | Michael White http://bit.ly/aDuOMe
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Bran Van 3000 (11), The Rurals (4) & Chris Wood (3) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd - GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Bran Van 3000 (11), The Rurals (4) & Chris Wood (3) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQd
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: Damb! Never mind what your Yak says, you gots to listen to some Ween mang! http://open.spotify.com/artist/3u1ulLq00Y3bfmq9FfjsPu - GarlicT: Damb! Never mind what your Yak says, you gots to listen to some Ween mang! http://open.spotify.com/artist/3u1ulLq00Y3bfmq9FfjsPu
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: "You've just drunk four pints of gone off McEwans" is the only fragment of it that survives in my memory banks at this moment.
Nov 23, 2010
GarlicT: I once wrote lyrics to the tune of Lucy in the sky with diamonds. It was called Jamie's nighttime dash to the bathroom. It was very good.
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: Not sure what the Vodafone protests are all about? Great article in today's Observer: http://bit.ly/9ugSaP - GarlicT: RT @UKuncut: Not sure what the Vodafone protests are all about? Great article in today's Observer: http://bit.ly/9ugSaP
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: RT @PrivateEyeNews: Why did HMRC cave in and accept a fraction of what it was due from Vodafone? More tax dodging tales in the new Eye. ...
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw but you haven't published it on the site yet. I just checked and ended up reading something about tripping on a hilltop on tizer ;-)
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: It's all about the Dap. http://bit.ly/cnqjgW - GarlicT: It's all about the Dap. http://bit.ly/cnqjgW
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: Hands up Baby Hands up, Give me your heart Gimme Gimme your heart Gimme Gimme All your love All your love All your love.
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: RT @deekdeekster: http://bit.ly/92cvCs today's limerick is a fishy tale... /bravo - GarlicT: RT @deekdeekster: http://bit.ly/92cvCs today's limerick is a fishy tale... /bravo
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: @carrozo Shows promise young Carrozo. Now don't go wasting those skills working in advertising. You'd only end up living in Muswell Hill.
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: I spend all day not knowing what to do with myself and shying away from calling anyone and then when I get to bed I feel all cosy. Waster.
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: In bed with ZZ Top http://twitpic.com/390e14 - GarlicT: In bed with ZZ Top http://twitpic.com/390e14
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: RT @jamesfarrar: minimum wage & social welfare in ireland to be cut to pay for bank #bailout incursion by IMF. poor pay for mistakes of ...
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: Trending Topics in UK McKeith Linford #rememberwhen #getmcflyonxfactor #twxfactor Human Heart FAINTED Konnie Dobby Ginola We'll wake up soon
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: Trending Topics in Ireland #bailout Lenihan #7pmannouncement #imf Brian Cowen Vincent Browne Fianna Fail Dail Taoiseach Fair City
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: RT @thesulk: Ideally, I'd like to have two kids. One favorite, and one for organs.
Nov 22, 2010
GarlicT: @JanBR true, I don't watch much tv and I can normally blank them out but the singing on that is like nails down a black board.
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: That "Your Song" John Lewis TV ad is so unspeakably nauseating I almost believe its producers are twisted sadists. Hideous voice ruins song
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: Scots chart star Annie Lennox to sing for US President Barack Obama http://ow.ly/1a4TI6 /Oh to be a fly on THAT wall!!! - GarlicT: Scots chart star Annie Lennox to sing for US President Barack Obama http://ow.ly/1a4TI6 /Oh to be a fly on THAT wall!!!
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT: @eurythmicsultim Annie Lennox’s A Christmas Cornucopia enters the UK Charts at No. 27 http://ow.ly/1a5EdE /wonderful, hope it's xmas no1 - GarlicT: RT: @eurythmicsultim Annie Lennox’s A Christmas Cornucopia enters the UK Charts at No. 27 http://ow.ly/1a5EdE /wonderful, hope it's xmas no1
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @TouretteBot: Haemorrhoidengesicht!
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @socialvation: Heavy snow Thursday/Friday in London!! Ooooh #weather #london
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: You know you're at the End of Days when the Darling Buds of May becomes a shining example of acting, script and film compared to new TV.
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: This Jason Devera is no Michael Jackson. He's far too normal. I'm all for freaks in pop. We should be afraid of our popstars.
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: I'm only watching because I thought the fit one from Hear'Say was presenting it. She isn't so it's going off. Better days are gonna come.
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: Nothing like a T4 teen awards show to make you feel old and smug. I have no idea who these popstars are. Jemma won for being a top tweeter.
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @kolchak: Don't give Benedict XVI your number. He's always leaving these rambling voicemails about the morning after pill and gut rot ...
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: RT @UrbanGuerillaUK: The #Pope is a #wanker.... sorry but I just had to say that
Nov 21, 2010
GarlicT: Radio4 is very fruity right now!
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: I've just had a long Frets On Fire session. Beatles, ACDC, Bad Company, Boston and Pixies. So glad my gurning face and posturing not on film
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: So digitally excluded pensioners are to use post offices to fill in online govt forms. Strange no mention of libraries http://bit.ly/cjAdA8 - GarlicT: So digitally excluded pensioners are to use post offices to fill in online govt forms. Strange no mention of libraries http://bit.ly/cjAdA8
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: The man from the Vatican, he say "Yes" ! http://bit.ly/8ZH47t - GarlicT: The man from the Vatican, he say "Yes" ! http://bit.ly/8ZH47t
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: Annie Lennox has made a Christmas album. Rejoice!
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: @benedictwong I'm happy with Frida Kahlo style uni brows as long as the 'tache is taken care of ;-)
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: RT @AndroidGuys: Qualcomm’s New Dual-Core Chipset Promises 5X Performance, 75% Less Power Consumption http://dlvr.it/8qjmp /sweet - GarlicT: RT @AndroidGuys: Qualcomm’s New Dual-Core Chipset Promises 5X Performance, 75% Less Power Consumption http://dlvr.it/8qjmp /sweet
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: I know nothing stays the same, But if you're willing to play my pink oboe...
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: @simonbreak Word
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: 3 hours of my life just got sucked from my time stream by the monstrous black death internet. Back to my bedtime book. Ghosts stories Ooooh!
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: Never mind the kids, donate to wikipedia! http://bit.ly/d2H1pJ - GarlicT: Never mind the kids, donate to wikipedia! http://bit.ly/d2H1pJ
Nov 20, 2010
GarlicT: Prehistoric Dartmoor http://flic.kr/p/8UDyet - GarlicT: Prehistoric Dartmoor http://flic.kr/p/8UDyet
Nov 19, 2010
GarlicT: sorry, I just became @rejecter for that last one
Nov 19, 2010
GarlicT: You are either too low brow or too high brow for me.
Nov 19, 2010
GarlicT: #boringprequels Star Peace
Nov 19, 2010
GarlicT: time to tee off, yes that's it, grab your iron wood, release the artificial knee strapping, collect the spittle thimble and play your stroke
Nov 19, 2010
GarlicT: Quark, Strangeness and Charm #librarydisplay #hawkwind #popularscience http://twitpic.com/38983i - GarlicT: Quark, Strangeness and Charm #librarydisplay #hawkwind #popularscience http://twitpic.com/38983i
Nov 18, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw was the hygienist like being in one of the SAW films? (Not that I've seen those films)
Nov 18, 2010
GarlicT: I gathered them all around me close. We huddled together making a cluster of bad breath and whispers. Remember this moment before we strike.
Nov 18, 2010
GarlicT: At Bannockburn did Kubla Khan a stately pint of heavy drink.
Nov 18, 2010
GarlicT: I have nothing to say about William and Kate apart from Do Ah Chilly Willy Dumped Then I Do
Nov 17, 2010
GarlicT: A quick Flickr Zombie Slideshow http://www.flickr.com/photos/deviate-from-the-norm/sets/72157625102381927/show/ - GarlicT: A quick Flickr Zombie Slideshow http://www.flickr.com/photos/deviate-from-the-norm/sets/72157625102381927/show/
Nov 17, 2010
GarlicT: Nick and the grass snake http://flic.kr/p/8U1BX7 - GarlicT: Nick and the grass snake http://flic.kr/p/8U1BX7
Nov 16, 2010
GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Bran Van 3000 (13), Eydie Gorme y el Trio Los Panchos (3) & Fanta Dambadu Mali (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQ - GarlicT: My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Bran Van 3000 (13), Eydie Gorme y el Trio Los Panchos (3) & Fanta Dambadu Mali (1) #mm http://bit.ly/cZfzQ
Nov 16, 2010
GarlicT: RT @serafinowicz: Hey, here's a disgusting word: Webinar.
Nov 15, 2010
GarlicT: RT @thedailymash: This is shit. I'm going home. Daily Mash Xmas cards. www.thedailymash.co.uk/shop - GarlicT: RT @thedailymash: This is shit. I'm going home. Daily Mash Xmas cards. www.thedailymash.co.uk/shop
Nov 15, 2010
GarlicT: Cultural History Wals in Camden includes a Jim Henson walk! http://www.lovecamden.org/business/taxonomy/term/16 - GarlicT: Cultural History Wals in Camden includes a Jim Henson walk! http://www.lovecamden.org/business/taxonomy/term/16
Nov 15, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw a bit of Norway for you Utsikt fra Himmeltinden http://flic.kr/p/8TweTp - GarlicT: @dfrw a bit of Norway for you Utsikt fra Himmeltinden http://flic.kr/p/8TweTp
Nov 15, 2010
GarlicT: War Jive http://post.ly/1CKaV - GarlicT: War Jive http://post.ly/1CKaV
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: Raiiiiiiiin I don't mind. Shiiiiine the weather's fine. Coz I'm a millionaire scouser with access to some seriously good drugs.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: I'm so uncool. I'm very hot. But I'm not hot. Tepid at best. Like a blob of blancmange on some green jelly in a primary school bowl in 1978.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: @hungbunny Yes Zappa filled a gap as I couldn't remember the words from Bugsy Malone. No prizes. Apart from I'm about to stop this nonsense
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: I lost some of my mother's clothing today. Left by the plastic five a side goal posts in a gym in a North London secondary school. Bye Bye x
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: When I cup my balls in hand I say, its just you and me guys and one day the lights will get snuffed out but don't say I never cupped you.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: When the banshee cries roll over you must heel and toe and off she goes. With a clap clap clap.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: If I could cuddle a marmoset and tickle a garden gnome's whoopsie I'd be halfway to Plato's inner circle of Gold Blend auto hanger on ers.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: I'm never coming back to these diamond studded streets no more. I live on a beach and make bongos out of turtle shells and deer hide. Oh Yes
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: My name is Fallujah, I live til I die.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: Van Morrison song Call Me Up In Dreamland is about astral projection.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: So you wanna be a boxer in the boxing ring, you got to ram it ram it ram it ram it up your poop shoot. I don't like boxing oh no, I love her
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: Relight my pyre. Dead popstars don't come cheap or flammable.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: I'm gonna watch every Harry Potter film that has been made, then I'm gonna play jazz on a hollowed out kangaroo.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: They call me mister don't come near me you weirdo, Baby that's my name.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: @MyNecropolis Thanks for checking out my old stuff, you're just about the only one who ever has! I had a strange mind at 18, still do.
Nov 14, 2010
GarlicT: From an Oxfam shop in Dalston blog http://bit.ly/boCV84 listen to Eydie Gorme sing Noche de Ronda >>> http://bit.ly/bTxCs5 - GarlicT: From an Oxfam shop in Dalston blog http://bit.ly/boCV84 listen to Eydie Gorme sing Noche de Ronda >>> http://bit.ly/bTxCs5
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: The Matrix http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/10874821 - GarlicT: The Matrix http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/10874821
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: Audioboo: Chris paradox!!! Private warm up gig http://t.co/glC1TTQ via @jonathanhammond - GarlicT: Audioboo: Chris paradox!!! Private warm up gig http://t.co/glC1TTQ via @jonathanhammond
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: When the gas lamp shone through those net curtains, could you be sure that it was an angel and not a daddy long-legs fluttering? #YokoQandA
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: Lyrics to Jethro Tull - Thick as a brick. http://www.boudnik.org/~cos/music/JethroTull/Albums/ThickAsABrick-lyrics.html - GarlicT: Lyrics to Jethro Tull - Thick as a brick. http://www.boudnik.org/~cos/music/JethroTull/Albums/ThickAsABrick-lyrics.html
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: One limerick after midnight. http://t.co/v2k2NeA via @GarlicT a contribution to #InLiWriMo which may become #InLiWriYe - GarlicT: One limerick after midnight. http://t.co/v2k2NeA via @GarlicT a contribution to #InLiWriMo which may become #InLiWriYe
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: One limerick after midnight. http://post.ly/1Buz4 - GarlicT: One limerick after midnight. http://post.ly/1Buz4
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: I am off to bed too, but I have one little limerick I just conjured up to post @dfrw
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: @MyNecropolis Hey, great start on the wordpress. Look fwd to updates. Some of my old scrawls mostly made in Glasgow http://bit.ly/9ZrdPT - GarlicT: @MyNecropolis Hey, great start on the wordpress. Look fwd to updates. Some of my old scrawls mostly made in Glasgow http://bit.ly/9ZrdPT
Nov 13, 2010
GarlicT: A great London website that is regularly updated with pictures and stories of demos, festivals and events http://mylondondiary.co.uk/ - GarlicT: A great London website that is regularly updated with pictures and stories of demos, festivals and events http://mylondondiary.co.uk/
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: @simonbreak @wzowee I like The Field also they are very nice listening to sounds.
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: @dfrw those were the days =) I didn't imagine for one sec that seal wasn't your old mucker.
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: I like Larkin Grimm. She's a babe and she knows how to ride the lobster.
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: I lent her some earplugs, cause Jimi can't half snore.
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: @deekdeekster my old mucker Sade just dropped by, she's sleeping on the sofa. With Hendrix!
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: Late night music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLjXfzvztWE&sns=tw - GarlicT: Late night music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLjXfzvztWE&sns=tw
Nov 12, 2010
GarlicT: "Lal & Mike Waterson - Danny Rose" on YouTube http://bit.ly/bSgy02 /great song here, goes like an early smiths track near the end - GarlicT: "Lal & Mike Waterson - Danny Rose" on YouTube http://bit.ly/bSgy02 /great song here, goes like an early smiths track near the end
Nov 11, 2010
GarlicT: RT @Ahm76: Remember that heartbreaking moment in childhood when you realized your favorite funny adult was serious sometimes?
Nov 11, 2010
GarlicT: RT @alaindebotton: In work, as in love, your life can be ruined because the right person, though out there, wasn't located in time.
Nov 11, 2010
GarlicT: @deekdeekster all good intentions, I have my crackdroid in hand
Nov 11, 2010
GarlicT: Ween Forum remembers the first time. http://bit.ly/9YDSDc - GarlicT: Ween Forum remembers the first time. http://bit.ly/9YDSDc
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @EatMyHalo: “@_JohnnyMac_: RT @anfieldonline: A huge welcome to Twitter to an absolute LFC legend, @kennethdalglish. #KingKenny” Yay ...
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @LFBarfe: Protestors should have trusted democratic process? How many LibDem voters wanted increased tuition fees? Coalition has no m ...
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: The 99 are Islamic superheroes http://www.the99.org/ I guess they won't be as gloriously messed up as The Preacher. - GarlicT: The 99 are Islamic superheroes http://www.the99.org/ I guess they won't be as gloriously messed up as The Preacher.
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @scardus: Well done to the guys in #g2root - The T-Mobile #G2 has been perm rooted at last!... Now if I could only get one from T-mo ...
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @enomther: . @TMobile ... you should thank the guys over at #g2root they just saved you guys a ton of contracts :/
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @tmkng: Check out @TimWestwood's feed for some nice compassionate tweets.
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @lisaansell: Lego. You are evil. Truly truly evil. And I will never walk round barefoot again.
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: @abandonedlondon the whole of London is sick this week. There's no escape!
Nov 10, 2010
GarlicT: RT @lizzieroper: "Boots, after relocating to a post office box in Switzerland, has legally cut its tax bill from £100m to £14m a year." ...
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: Hackney kids burn David Cameron on bonfire night @youtube http://bit.ly/a8ZfSA - GarlicT: Hackney kids burn David Cameron on bonfire night @youtube http://bit.ly/a8ZfSA
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @amymaeelliott: 10 Amazing Android Photographs http://t.co/2EONIjP via @mashablemobile @mashable - GarlicT: RT @amymaeelliott: 10 Amazing Android Photographs http://t.co/2EONIjP via @mashablemobile @mashable
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: a G1 phone photo was chosen for inclusion on @mashable by @amymaeelliott - thank you fans http://on.mash.to/c63ZI2 - GarlicT: a G1 phone photo was chosen for inclusion on @mashable by @amymaeelliott - thank you fans http://on.mash.to/c63ZI2
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: grass snake #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8RC4N5 - GarlicT: grass snake #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8RC4N5
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: autumn map reading #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8RCvRb - GarlicT: autumn map reading #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8RCvRb
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: walking #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8RzsKK - GarlicT: walking #lx3 http://flic.kr/p/8RzsKK
Nov 8, 2010
GarlicT: RT @quantick: Back To The Future has the classic really weird first half hour of all great movies whose first half hour you don't rememb ...
Nov 6, 2010
GarlicT: RT @boutiquedasilva: Great show by Ana Moura last night at the stunning Union Chapel in London. Take me to the fados- album out now http ...
Nov 6, 2010
GarlicT: "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Snoop Dogg Interview http://t.co/K7PfBVL via @youtube #funny - GarlicT: "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Snoop Dogg Interview http://t.co/K7PfBVL via @youtube #funny
Nov 6, 2010
GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: America, you're not the only ones at it. Interrogation techniques at 'Britain's Abu Ghraib' revealed. #news http://b ... - GarlicT: RT @newsworldtoday: America, you're not the only ones at it. Interrogation techniques at 'Britain's Abu Ghraib' revealed. #news http://b ...