01:05 I'd go and see Laura Marling's latest collaborative gig but not under an itunes membership only banner. When are the independent shows? #
01:06 Itunes festival. Kiss my snotty ryvita arse. #
01:08 Booze and idiotic boozed up pride caused havoc tonight. I had to take sides as my honorable friend was being slighted but now I'm tangled up #
01:10 Oh holy moly pudding and not a dry eye. Clasp my teeth and comb my bosom. Deliver the payload and empty the froth bin. Xenon in excelsis. #
08:02 I ate no dinner last night. Or at least I don't recall doing so. I'm digesting a liquid evening with guilty "what did I say?" after effects. #
08:13 Plate drop smash nice. Glass drop smash yeah. Tv boot smash mmm. #
22:56 Just go camping or don't go camping. Why would anyone give a withering fuck what some nauseating squirts from the guardian think about it? #
23:45 Goodnight. My latest ailment is an infected gum on my lower left wisdom tooth. It is very painful and is making me ratty. #
23:51 I think I'll unfollow all Simons apart from Mayo. He is the best Simon on twitter. Pegg is pants. #
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