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• 01:41 @RealBillBailey Just wanted to say you were great as the king of Rohan in the LOTR films #
• 06:23 I've favourited a YouTube video -- Talking Democracy Blues youtu.be/at10ezDb0Ao?a #
• 13:13 I just went nowhere on a tube train. There and back without getting out at my destination. I read newspaper and eyed a beautiful Indian girl #
• 13:14 I also left a favourite top I was wearing behind on the seat. I hope nothing important was in the pockets. Bollocks. #
• 13:21 I'm in a coffee bar by Finchley Road tube. Nice polish girls serving and v ery good coffee but lame yuppie clientelle. Nothing like Nags Head #
• 13:35 @charltonbrooker so er hope you can still fit in bouts of sitting on your sofa wanking and weeping #
• 18:11 Michael row the boat ashore Hallelujah RIP #
• 18:11 I'm sitting in one of my special spots on Hampstead Heath. So peaceful here on a rainy day. They come and go. They shower, they dress. I sit #
• 18:14 RT @Lisaansell: Obama is never going to make this speech to Israel is he? #
• 21:29 pigeon courtship - three images merged to show action flic.kr/p/894sTx #
• 21:32 magpies fighting flic.kr/p/896XDC #
• 22:51 If you quit following me when I've thrown you a few prunes you're guaranteed to miss out on the impossible diamonds that will then manifest. #
• 22:59 Paxman's patronising assault on Diane Abbot. He wanted to make her the "naive woman who should keep out of big boys' business" #ukpolitics #
• 23:04 Showgirls appears to be one of the worst films ever made. #
• 23:07 I could bite a thousand cherries and then tinker tailor soldier spy all the stones and still end up the candlestick maker. #