Tuesday, 22 June 2010

Today's impossibly brilliant instalment of Garlic Toothpaste

00:13 I just juiced up my twitter blog garlict.blogspot.com using btemplates.com #

09:31 Back in Her Majesty's Crescent #

16:41 Contracts up. Thinking of holding on to my G1 phone and getting a sim only with net from outside t-mobile. Must have good data. Any suggest? #

21:35 My public sector pay is sweet fanny adams for what I do and my experience, knowledge and qualifications. #

21:39 But you know, I just don't want to sell you lot stuff, so I'll stick with it for now. #

21:41 I sipped champagne tonight and ate a pizza. At home now I'm half damaged. Just william said I'm in uniform. I said I'll never join the cubs. #

21:43 Krishnan you porky fucker. Stop chowing the finger food. #

21:48 You've got to admit, this is a pretty cool photo and it makes a great wallpaper for your android phone bit.ly/cxOMNY #

21:51 @Lisaansell Hey Lisa I'Anson, you rock! #

21:56 The slightly sweating asian woman is intriguing me on the tv. More than these silly votes that have no meaning. Christ in hell TV is so shit #

23:31 @Lisaansell I just love all your political rants. I go "yes" and "bloody right" "you tell 'em" when I read them. #

23:34 "Tiddlers in a jam jar" listening to Franklin My Dear, another genius podcast by childwithoutanipod aka me. No longer online. Request a cd. #

23:49 Ooh Icky Thump, I've been on twitter five minutes and I need more followers. I've been alive 39 years and I need more blowjobs but do I beg? #

23:53 And on that tragic note I bid you all goodnight and will let you gasp in OTT grief over some googly eyed papier mache headed northerner. RIP #

23:59 @dfrw diplodocus #

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