01:08 Http://managementtoday.com is the heart of darkness. Look into their soulless drone Gen Y eyes and weep for they know not what evil they do. #
01:12 @GeneWeen you the man GW don't loosen those strings too much. Just enough to keep you flying high. x #
01:21 @quantick I found the "but you gotta have faith" message grating. Apart from that it was an entertaining film but Clerks 2 = better #dogma #
01:31 When posting a link on twitter that goes to a video please use #video so I know not to click on it. Thanks x #
11:24 not sure about the new flickr photo page. view on black large is a nice option, but removing the slideshow with speed+thumbnails+info=error #
11:35 ok - view slideshow has been moved to a menu in the action button. I don't like seeing the map at the top of the page there #newflickr #
13:00 sad bastards queuing for iphones in London imgur.com/dxJFE.jpg #
13:07 we can only dream that Paul Morley gets spiked at Glastonbury, is filmed masturbating naked in a puddle of mud and then slips into a latrine #
13:51 CONDEMS soft on the causes of financial crisis and hard on its victims. British public = selfish dupes who enslaved themselves to banks. #
13:53 RT @AdrianShort: Diff between an iPhone 4 & a classic Leica: No-one will be using the iPhone in 5 years' time, let alone 50. #
14:06 Watching the tennis honeys like the sleazebag that I am. #
14:09 RT @robdelaney: I just noticed that some people weren't following @alicelowe and I got so angry. /good call #
14:10 That Sharapova is a miserable banshee. I prefer the Romanian girl even though she's going out. #
14:16 I'd like a verbal warning from the umpire. #
14:26 I just fed my spider plant with one of my bogies so that I could tweet about it. #
14:28 Bloody Russians. #
14:30 The shrieking sexchange is winning. #wimbledon #
14:33 Guy on bbc1 just read out Men At Work - Downunder lyrics "6 foot tall and full of muscle" #wimbledon #
20:07 Watching DEN vs JPN to the sound of Zaiko Langa Langa really is the business. #
20:20 RT @hotforwords: And I got my new look! You like it? twitpic.com/1zkvw8 /Oh I should say so, you saucy hotpot! #
20:31 I'm fairly sure John Peel won't be making an appearance on this year's Glastonbury BBC coverage so why does he feature in the trailer? #
22:01 @BelindaMaybe I just realised the glastonbury trailer is a journey through time covering the history of the festival and so I was wrong oops #
23:05 I'll crack yer spine said John Lennon. You and whose army sang Yoko Ono. #
23:10 I've got kitten kaboodle in a stranglehold. Now Garfield, put down the coffee cup. You died and went to cartoon heaven many moons ago. #
23:12 Tennis elbow isn't it warm all of a sudden My tissues need ice treatment Gertrude pulled her pants down. It's still warm. I'll open a window #
23:18 Good old Norman Cook eh? He made some chirpy summer dance hits didn't he? I think they should bring him back and the lovely Zoe Ball. #
23:21 No seriously Mr Lennon, Pam Ayres has written a song for you to sing on your resurrection. It's called "I wish I looked after my O'Keefes." #
23:24 The power of dreams of nightmares and TV people with careers and no fresh ideas. This leads us to our current crop of watchable lobotomies. #
23:27 I haven't drunk oh no no. It's true. All I re ally want is yoo hooo hooo. What am I alive for asked Simon Break today? I wait to find it open #
23:31 Cressida, please come to the front office Your name needs to be changed to Peter Duncan. Cressida, please kiss this mirror firmly and wetly #
23:52 I heard that Vince just stood up, walked to the front of stage, pulled trousers down and laid a cable. #bbcqt #
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