Saturday, 19 June 2010

Today's impossibly brilliant instalment of Garlic Toothpaste

02:31 Christ on a bike. I talked a lot of shit to a great deal of american male flesh this evening. But you know I kind of meant it. #

02:34 If this is all I cry out with my bearded jaw tonight it is only that the love that loves to love the love that loves to love. #

02:36 Holy fucking cow pie. I am in a mirror gazing into the eyes of a loving creature who knows that my honest eyes offer a raw deal a basic love #

02:41 If after all the closeness and potential intimacy I am left with a void I have to question the outcome for me. Why bother with sociability? #

02:43 Well I Rilly Rilly Rilly thought you were hot tonight despite you absent boring boyfriend who splashes cash over your windscreen. #

02:48 @AndrewWK what does making the most of every day entail exactly? Tweeting sweet nothings as a marketing ploy to the grid of potential $$$s ? #

03:25 @hotforwords what are you waffling on about? who in god's name is Artest? #

08:47 I was tweeting after a full days boozing last night. Not a pretty sight and not advisable. It was not me it was the splosh. #

11:34 Had the pre breakfast of two teas and two croissants. Then back to bed. Now attempting the black coffee and two more croissants. #

21:38 Everything is ok because Ferris Bueller is on Film4 #

23:00 Idiocracy is about to come on film4. A brilliant visionary comedy set in a future America. That is what I reckon anyway ;) #

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