Saturday, 12 June 2010

Today's impossibly brilliant instalment of Garlic Toothpaste

11:27 I had a dream I was with Wayne Rooney. He was my pal and we were just chatting in a cafe or pub somewhere. His dream persona was quite nice #

17:41 It's beautiful how the whole world's people have come together and are united by their hatred of those bloody horns! #worldcup #

21:50 Do you sit and think about how to fill those 140 characters? You actually work hard on this shit? Where did it get you? Dis dat de udder. OM #

21:52 Ommm Shantii Titva Tatva Lemon Ganesh Chilli Wallah AAAEEEIIIOOOUUU My testicles are being tickled by Audrey Tatou while I am lotus position #

21:55 Nothing like a hot lemon finger dip at a restaurant. It feels intimate and naughty like strangers on a plane getting hot under the blanket. #

22:00 I used to sit at the foot of an old cedar tree. And young men should know who gaze at the sky, it's for those who are wise. Only those W A W #

22:02 I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. She went back to South West Australia. A lovely woman full of light who made dull days bright. #

22:38 My favourite Jimmy Webb record is Watermark by Art Garfunkel. A beautiful record which my mum used to listen to while doing the ironing. #

23:01 Never forget that Whigfield sang There Was a Time, dum de da de dum de da de Saturday Night de de de dum de dum de da Pretty Baby #

23:25 if you ever shied away from a creeping branch that tickled the back of your neck in a gentle breeze. Stop a moment and make friends with it. #

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