Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Today's impossibly brilliant instalment of Garlic Toothpaste

00:07 @deekdeekster I met the charming woman tonight but forgot about your tweet til now. She cycled from London to Brighton yesterday. #

00:10 @LenaNemo Thanks. That felt like a magic fountain from a pink whale spout, hang on... #

00:16 I never know what anyone means. I'm not clever. I'm a fake with a pointlessly high opinion of my recalcitrant tendencies. #

00:19 My Gorbals Girl went to Ascot on the weekend. I still think she's a super smashing lass. Married lass alas. #

00:3 1 Virtuality, Cold and crouched and weak and trapped, Virtuality, Your binds have taken hold of me. Just because yr free, yr no better than TV #

00:33 Ok real bed now. Drink from the loving cup, all those with easy access ;-) x #

13:45 Talacre Park is where I'm at. #

21:53 "Look at the testicals on that" #channel4 #

21:56 @dfrw I knew it looked wrong :) #

22:04 From shelving earlier: Gok Wan's absurd face invites immediate and comprehensive o bliteration by thermonuclear warhead. #

22:09 Can T-mobile's mobile data get any worse than this? I want third world destruction and mass extinctions if it helps my data connection work. #

23:08 photo of a disused railway look thru to the sunny part. Can you see ghost steamtrain and figure hovering on the right? bit.ly/8YkQIn #

23:10 I swear there are spooky faces all over that photo. It is more haunted than Arthur Fowler. #

23:20 Neil Diamond will come along and make the budget better. Love On The Rocks live from Barcelona's famous fake sandy beach I lay me down & cry #

23:22 Kiss it better Neil. Take a chainsaw to that elephant. I want an umbrella stand made from one of its feet. #

23:25 Sorry bout this weirdness. I'm super tired. Keep searching for a heart of gold....x #

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