Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Today's impossibly brilliant instalment of Garlic Toothpaste

00:16 Holy shit I drank about four glasses of raki. I'm completely shafted.tomorrow is another day Amen father son holy spirit #

00:19 @Lisaansell come on lisa. House prices and rents should never have risen as they did. Politicians are ALL trying to avoid the correction #

00:21 @Lisaansell as they are all up to their middle claas get rich quick even though I'm socialist necks in this greed fest. They must let it go! #

00:30 @rejecter can I do something with your lips and your dodgy NHS specs? Something along the lines of sexual ly inadequate verbal chat up? #

00:32 @EatMyHalo get over it halo babe. I can dissapoint you more.... #

00:38 Look guys I promise you when I get a love life you'll be the first to know. Twitter might not exist then, nor my gonads. #

22:53 But with a lover you can really move really move, you can really dance really dance, really move really move u can really dance really dance #

22:55 Ecuadorian cleaner at work really hates the hot weather. It reminds her of home. Says she came to England for the cool weather. #

22:56 Member of public at work looked at my Waikiki Falls teeshirt from GAP and said "what is that? Wanking Falls?" Made me giggle the daft sod. #

23:03 Who in god's name is @alexa_chung and why aren't mandolin lessons free on the NHS? #

23:15 Half of you cocks know you're cocks. That's the kind of cock I can respect. The rest of you cocks need to wise up. I'm talking to you, cock! #

23:53 My horrible left ear scratchy on off mystery tinnitus is back. I had it about 6 months ago. Please go away, I need to sleep! #

23:55 I may have to do a Van Gogh if this keeps up. #

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